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  #11  
Old March 14th 10, 08:13 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Default Tern Yer Clawx Furrwurd

Da gramby fout wiff da gettink up klock and jus hopez her gotted it rite.
Gotted her kloz laid out in kaze she didn and haz to get dem on ina hurri.
Willow thinking people make things so hard for no reason.
"Sylvia M" wrote in message
...
Fangu Mosey. I mite hab effin gotted sum faktz mixt op...
Lessee, if it iz tumurro mornink, an I yam yuzt tu get skwushy fuud at ate
oklok,
an den da klok iz mooft furwurdz, wat wuz ate oklok iz neow nyne oklok...
So effin tho Meowmee haz to git op eerleer to be up at da sayme tyme,
I getz feeded eerleer, huh?

Pit2nya, hooz hed iz spinnink



"Mosey "=^..^="" wrote in message
...
p2nya,
Mrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt..
I gnoooooooooow, et sux.
I hayte tew sea yerownself sew upzet..iz dere inyfing Iiiii kan dew tew
or sae tew mayke yoo feal beddur?
I dunt hab no kontroal ovur da tyme..sawry
PUUUUUUUUUUURR
dere, beddur?
Mosey

Nooooo!.
Wun Hower eerleer efurryday tyll Fawl, datz haffa yeer uhway!
Datz mooren 175 daze of gettin op wun hower eerleer!
p2nya

"Mosey "=^..^=""
Pit2nya, dunt wurree, et wil be umkey..puuuuuuuuuuurr
Luffs
Mosey

O0ooo nooooooo,
Theyz gonna tayke wun Hower ahway!
Dey wunt gib it bak tyll da Fawl, wen it getz dark erleer ennywayz.
Nottid fayer...dere iz no way dat meowmee wyll get op an hower erleer
tu feed me! waaaaaa!

Pit2nya
"Mosey "=^..^=""
Meowmee tell me dat dey hav tew turn dere clawx furrwurd ..
heer let Meowmee splane et tew yoo cuz time dunt meen uh fing tew
usses..rite?
Heer meowmeee...
gibz da keeburd tew mine meowmee Kyla

"Thank you Mosey, my sweetie..okay, it's time for us hoomins to go
forward 1 hour on Sunday at 2 am, or you can do it before you go to
bed..
Spring Forward, Fall Back..
We get to lose an hours sleep..
Don't forget to change the time on things like the microwave,
watches,
stove clocks, and so on..

Looks at Mosey, ..
what??
he is is purring, and glaring at me....
awwwwww..here ya go, here's yer keyboard back, sweetie..
scritch scritch under the chin

Fanks Meowmee N fank yerownself fur tellingh dem dat..
gnow..were wuz Iiiiiii?? Mrrrrrrrrt??
Luffs
Mosey













  #12  
Old March 14th 10, 09:43 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default Tern Yer Clawx Furrwurd

hy you iz bak!!!! Trudi
"Granby" wrote in message
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Da gramby fout wiff da gettink up klock and jus hopez her gotted it rite.
Gotted her kloz laid out in kaze she didn and haz to get dem on ina hurri.
Willow thinking people make things so hard for no reason.
"Sylvia M" wrote in message
...
Fangu Mosey. I mite hab effin gotted sum faktz mixt op...
Lessee, if it iz tumurro mornink, an I yam yuzt tu get skwushy fuud at
ate oklok,
an den da klok iz mooft furwurdz, wat wuz ate oklok iz neow nyne oklok...
So effin tho Meowmee haz to git op eerleer to be up at da sayme tyme,
I getz feeded eerleer, huh?

Pit2nya, hooz hed iz spinnink



"Mosey "=^..^="" wrote in message
...
p2nya,
Mrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt..
I gnoooooooooow, et sux.
I hayte tew sea yerownself sew upzet..iz dere inyfing Iiiii kan dew tew
or sae tew mayke yoo feal beddur?
I dunt hab no kontroal ovur da tyme..sawry
PUUUUUUUUUUURR
dere, beddur?
Mosey

Nooooo!.
Wun Hower eerleer efurryday tyll Fawl, datz haffa yeer uhway!
Datz mooren 175 daze of gettin op wun hower eerleer!
p2nya

"Mosey "=^..^=""
Pit2nya, dunt wurree, et wil be umkey..puuuuuuuuuuurr
Luffs
Mosey

O0ooo nooooooo,
Theyz gonna tayke wun Hower ahway!
Dey wunt gib it bak tyll da Fawl, wen it getz dark erleer ennywayz.
Nottid fayer...dere iz no way dat meowmee wyll get op an hower erleer
tu feed me! waaaaaa!

Pit2nya
"Mosey "=^..^=""
Meowmee tell me dat dey hav tew turn dere clawx furrwurd ..
heer let Meowmee splane et tew yoo cuz time dunt meen uh fing tew
usses..rite?
Heer meowmeee...
gibz da keeburd tew mine meowmee Kyla

"Thank you Mosey, my sweetie..okay, it's time for us hoomins to go
forward 1 hour on Sunday at 2 am, or you can do it before you go to
bed..
Spring Forward, Fall Back..
We get to lose an hours sleep..
Don't forget to change the time on things like the microwave,
watches,
stove clocks, and so on..

Looks at Mosey, ..
what??
he is is purring, and glaring at me....
awwwwww..here ya go, here's yer keyboard back, sweetie..
scritch scritch under the chin

Fanks Meowmee N fank yerownself fur tellingh dem dat..
gnow..were wuz Iiiiiii?? Mrrrrrrrrt??
Luffs
Mosey















  #13  
Old March 14th 10, 06:12 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Sundance[_2_]
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Default Tern Yer Clawx Furrwurd

Ooh, Toonya, yoo juss sit down fur a minnit. I duznt want yurownself to git
dizzee an fawl over. I fingkz awl dis klok changin is juss a hoomin
kraziness dezined to keep kitteez catfuzed.

Sundance

"Sylvia M" wrote in message
...
Fangu Mosey. I mite hab effin gotted sum faktz mixt op...
Lessee, if it iz tumurro mornink, an I yam yuzt tu get skwushy fuud at ate
oklok,
an den da klok iz mooft furwurdz, wat wuz ate oklok iz neow nyne oklok...
So effin tho Meowmee haz to git op eerleer to be up at da sayme tyme,
I getz feeded eerleer, huh?

Pit2nya, hooz hed iz spinnink



"Mosey "=^..^="" wrote in message
...
p2nya,
Mrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt..
I gnoooooooooow, et sux.
I hayte tew sea yerownself sew upzet..iz dere inyfing Iiiii kan dew tew
or sae tew mayke yoo feal beddur?
I dunt hab no kontroal ovur da tyme..sawry
PUUUUUUUUUUURR
dere, beddur?
Mosey

Nooooo!.
Wun Hower eerleer efurryday tyll Fawl, datz haffa yeer uhway!
Datz mooren 175 daze of gettin op wun hower eerleer!
p2nya

"Mosey "=^..^=""
Pit2nya, dunt wurree, et wil be umkey..puuuuuuuuuuurr
Luffs
Mosey

O0ooo nooooooo,
Theyz gonna tayke wun Hower ahway!
Dey wunt gib it bak tyll da Fawl, wen it getz dark erleer ennywayz.
Nottid fayer...dere iz no way dat meowmee wyll get op an hower erleer
tu feed me! waaaaaa!

Pit2nya
"Mosey "=^..^=""
Meowmee tell me dat dey hav tew turn dere clawx furrwurd ..
heer let Meowmee splane et tew yoo cuz time dunt meen uh fing tew
usses..rite?
Heer meowmeee...
gibz da keeburd tew mine meowmee Kyla

"Thank you Mosey, my sweetie..okay, it's time for us hoomins to go
forward 1 hour on Sunday at 2 am, or you can do it before you go to
bed..
Spring Forward, Fall Back..
We get to lose an hours sleep..
Don't forget to change the time on things like the microwave,
watches,
stove clocks, and so on..

Looks at Mosey, ..
what??
he is is purring, and glaring at me....
awwwwww..here ya go, here's yer keyboard back, sweetie..
scritch scritch under the chin

Fanks Meowmee N fank yerownself fur tellingh dem dat..
gnow..were wuz Iiiiiii?? Mrrrrrrrrt??
Luffs
Mosey













 




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