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Old December 8th 06, 02:42 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.health+behav
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ya know im right about it

don't raise your hands, I say.. selah! (pause and think about it)

I think Im right.

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Old December 8th 06, 02:47 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.health+behav
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2fingah wrote:

I shoulda said, women who aren't getting laid.. not ... "can't"

I think Im right.


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Old December 8th 06, 02:50 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.health+behav
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2fingah wrote:

I shoulda said, women who aren't getting laid.. not ... "can't"

I think Im right.



ROFLMAOPIMP

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Old December 8th 06, 02:56 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.health+behav
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Matthew wrote:

ROFLMAOPIMP

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heee... I think im onto something matt

i also think im in some trouble

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Old December 8th 06, 02:58 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.health+behav
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Matthew wrote:

ROFLMAOPIMP

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heee... I think im onto something matt

i also think im in some trouble



We are men we are always in trouble


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Old December 8th 06, 03:22 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.health+behav
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Matthew wrote:
"2fingah" wrote in message
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Matthew wrote:

ROFLMAOPIMP

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heee... I think im onto something matt

i also think im in some trouble



We are men we are always in trouble

I think you have put the cart before the horse , so to speak, what
happens is that women get cats and then no longer feel the need to go
out and "get laid" as they are getting their love and companionship
from their kitties now instead of having to try (and usually fail) to
get any from some loser man, simple really.
you forget that 'men use love to get sex and women use sex to get love'
so if we can get our love from a pusscat without having to open our
legs for some bloke then we will.
well I would anyway

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Old December 8th 06, 11:51 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.health+behav
2fingah
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bookie wrote:
if we can get our love from a pusscat without having to open our
legs for some bloke then we will.
well I would anyway


not me
ill go ahead and get in that long line, ill wait

it is very true bookie, women need affection above intercourse

cats are very affectionate

for women on a totem pole it's, affection, security then sex
like that

for men it's sex, sex, and sex...
in that order

 




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