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Old January 23rd 09, 02:46 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
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Default Bear wuz BAD

Bear wuz walking meowmie Micki in da affernoon. Den hee seed a hoomin
fren ub hiz frum up da street. Hee wanned to PLAY wiff da man.

Sew he RUND across da snough. An hee pulled Meowmie Micki hoo wuz
almoss skating behin himself. An shee neerly fell down.

BAD Bear

Sunrise

Now you gonna make himself cry. Dere, dere, mine puppy. Yoo din meen
gno harm an Mommy iz allright. Jess don' do it agane.

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Maggy May
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Old January 23rd 09, 02:50 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Default Bear wuz BAD

Hello this is Sadie A. Dog. That wasn't really bad, not very polite to
Auntie Micki. He just wanted to be friendly. We are all glad she wasn't
hurt in his gladness to see this friend.
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
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Bear wuz walking meowmie Micki in da affernoon. Den hee seed a hoomin
fren ub hiz frum up da street. Hee wanned to PLAY wiff da man.

Sew he RUND across da snough. An hee pulled Meowmie Micki hoo wuz
almoss skating behin himself. An shee neerly fell down.

BAD Bear

Sunrise

Now you gonna make himself cry. Dere, dere, mine puppy. Yoo din meen
gno harm an Mommy iz allright. Jess don' do it agane.

--
Maggy May



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Old January 23rd 09, 04:58 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
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Default Bear wuz BAD

On Jan 22, 9:50*pm, "Granby" wrote:
Hello this is Sadie A. Dog. *That wasn't really bad, not very polite to
Auntie Micki. *He just wanted to be friendly. *We are all glad she wasn't
hurt in his gladness to see this friend.


Hee iz ALLUS glad to see his fren. Uncl Bill call him da goodwill
ambasudor. Dat iz all furry well. BUTTED, wut if Mommy Micki got
hurted? DEN wat wud wee fink, heh? Hee iz sortenly kute an wee has
forgiffin him butted hee shouna dun dat.

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Sunrise, da PRITTY wun


"Will in New Haven" wrote in ...



Bear wuz walking meowmie Micki in da affernoon. Den hee seed a hoomin
fren ub hiz frum up da street. Hee wanned to PLAY wiff da man.


Sew he RUND across da snough. An hee pulled Meowmie Micki hoo wuz
almoss skating behin himself. An shee neerly fell down.


BAD Bear


Sunrise


Now you gonna make himself cry. Dere, dere, mine puppy. Yoo din meen
gno harm an Mommy iz allright. Jess don' do it agane.


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Old January 24th 09, 02:37 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
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Default Bear wuz BAD

Bear kneedz tu leern tu heel an sitstay.
A pet needz tu be uh pet, notta pezt.
Wen he iz owld enuff, an da wedder chayngez, uh traynur wyll hewlp boff
ov dem ta trayne eetsh udder.
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Pitô.ônya hoooz meowmee hadda gudgud d*ggy, hu effin sit-stayed wenna
liddul kitty kayme up tu him an gotted up on itz hynde pawz, pawpawed
hiz knowz an luukt attid his eeyz, an he stayed an sitted dere. Boy did
HEE get treeetz!

Pit2nya

"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
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On Jan 22, 9:50 pm, "Granby" wrote:
Hello this is Sadie A. Dog. That wasn't really bad, not very polite to
Auntie Micki. He just wanted to be friendly. We are all glad she
wasn't
hurt in his gladness to see this friend.


Hee iz ALLUS glad to see his fren. Uncl Bill call him da goodwill
ambasudor. Dat iz all furry well. BUTTED, wut if Mommy Micki got
hurted? DEN wat wud wee fink, heh? Hee iz sortenly kute an wee has
forgiffin him butted hee shouna dun dat.

--
Sunrise, da PRITTY wun


"Will in New Haven" wrote in
...



Bear wuz walking meowmie Micki in da affernoon. Den hee seed a
hoomin
fren ub hiz frum up da street. Hee wanned to PLAY wiff da man.


Sew he RUND across da snough. An hee pulled Meowmie Micki hoo wuz
almoss skating behin himself. An shee neerly fell down.


BAD Bear


Sunrise


Now you gonna make himself cry. Dere, dere, mine puppy. Yoo din meen
gno harm an Mommy iz allright. Jess don' do it agane.


--
Maggy May- Hide quoted text -


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