Introducing Cousin Roscoe

Maybe der shuuld be a cream divizun of diz club? Trudi
Rebecca wrote in message
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"ChildFree23" wrote in message
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How abowt wite pawz, or at leest sum wite on dem. We juss startid a
white-footed kitty club (WFKC) and yoo cud joyn if yoo want.

Rebecca, HKC, WFKC

No, I think I'm all orange/cream colored with tabby rings on my tail. If
my female human ever gets around to taking my picture, I'll let you
know.

Cousin Roscoe

Well, den, yoo kan joyn az a sossyit memfur if yoo wantz. Yoo juss hazta
know a kittee wif wite on dere pawz. Yur cuzzin Lilith akshully inspired
dis klub duz ub hur wite feetz.

Rebecca

Yoo meen fur kitteez wif kreem-cullered pawz? Sowns like a gud ideer to
myownself.

Rebecca

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
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Maybe der shuuld be a cream divizun of diz club? Trudi
Rebecca wrote in message
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"ChildFree23" wrote in message
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How abowt wite pawz, or at leest sum wite on dem. We juss startid a
white-footed kitty club (WFKC) and yoo cud joyn if yoo want.

Rebecca, HKC, WFKC

No, I think I'm all orange/cream colored with tabby rings on my tail.
If
my female human ever gets around to taking my picture, I'll let you
know.

Cousin Roscoe

Well, den, yoo kan joyn az a sossyit memfur if yoo wantz. Yoo juss hazta
know a kittee wif wite on dere pawz. Yur cuzzin Lilith akshully inspired
dis klub duz ub hur wite feetz.

Rebecca

On Thu, 06 Oct 2005 19:52:33 -0500, Miss Violette wrote:

Ranger iz right butted soft fized da clozet anna now we kant get in owrz,
TV, disgruntled

Oh, den you needz to port ofur to ourz place. Meowmie tried to keep her
closet closed, but we knows da tricks to get it open anyway.

Ranger

yez, itz a bit difurint dan uses but notted so much so to hafa whole ofur
club, Trudi
Rebecca wrote in message
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Yoo meen fur kitteez wif kreem-cullered pawz? Sowns like a gud ideer to
myownself.

Rebecca

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
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Maybe der shuuld be a cream divizun of diz club? Trudi
Rebecca wrote in message
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"ChildFree23" wrote in message
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How abowt wite pawz, or at leest sum wite on dem. We juss startid a
white-footed kitty club (WFKC) and yoo cud joyn if yoo want.

Rebecca, HKC, WFKC

No, I think I'm all orange/cream colored with tabby rings on my tail.
If
my female human ever gets around to taking my picture, I'll let you
know.

Cousin Roscoe

Well, den, yoo kan joyn az a sossyit memfur if yoo wantz. Yoo juss
hazta
know a kittee wif wite on dere pawz. Yur cuzzin Lilith akshully
inspired
dis klub duz ub hur wite feetz.

Rebecca

I fixed her, I teached minesf howta move da flatiron anna get inna coat
clozet, you guyz purbab duzint haf one of deze closetz butted in owrz iza
leafur coat made of cowz anna one for soft made of sheepz, it sure duz smell
nize in der, TV, too prowd of hizsef!!!
Ranger Greykitten wrote in message
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On Thu, 06 Oct 2005 19:52:33 -0500, Miss Violette wrote:

Ranger iz right butted soft fized da clozet anna now we kant get in
owrz,
TV, disgruntled

Oh, den you needz to port ofur to ourz place. Meowmie tried to keep her
closet closed, but we knows da tricks to get it open anyway.

Ranger

So hoo duz we kno wif kreem-cullered pawz?

Rebecca

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
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yez, itz a bit difurint dan uses but notted so much so to hafa whole ofur
club, Trudi
Rebecca wrote in message
news
Yoo meen fur kitteez wif kreem-cullered pawz? Sowns like a gud ideer to
myownself.

Rebecca

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
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Maybe der shuuld be a cream divizun of diz club? Trudi

I think cuzin Rosco haz dem, Trudi
Rebecca wrote in message
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So hoo duz we kno wif kreem-cullered pawz?

Rebecca

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
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yez, itz a bit difurint dan uses but notted so much so to hafa whole
ofur
club, Trudi
Rebecca wrote in message
news
Yoo meen fur kitteez wif kreem-cullered pawz? Sowns like a gud ideer
to
myownself.

Rebecca

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
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Maybe der shuuld be a cream divizun of diz club? Trudi

Iz dat troo, cuzzin Roscoe? Wud yoo like to be da firstest memfur ub da
kreem dibizhun ub owr new klub?

Rebecca

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
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I think cuzin Rosco haz dem, Trudi
Rebecca wrote in message
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So hoo duz we kno wif kreem-cullered pawz?

Rebecca

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
yez, itz a bit difurint dan uses but notted so much so to hafa whole
ofur
club, Trudi
Rebecca wrote in message
news Yoo meen fur kitteez wif kreem-cullered pawz? Sowns like a gud ideer
to
myownself.

Rebecca

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
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Maybe der shuuld be a cream divizun of diz club? Trudi

Hiz there Cousin Roscoe. Youze full of energy as suits a 7 month old. Ize
much more sedate at 13 1/2 but it is gud gud gud to see youze liveliness.

Puddi Cat
(waving)


Meow, every kitty! I'm Cousin Roscoe!


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Ize finks the "ball" that Lilith Kitten Mahoney was talking about is the
furry special Jellicle Ball where weze celebratez the livez of those who
have gone to the Rainbow Bridge this year. This ball takes place on the
full moon of October each year and effury fur is welcome.

Therez a special kitten section for the lively youth and special foods for
the young cats too. This year the Jellicle Ball is at the Navy Pier and the
banquet hall opens up to the 32,000 square foot in-door botanical garden.
That sounds like a gud place for young-uns to work off some energy.

Anywayz youze and any other younguns are welcome.

Puddi Cat

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"ChildFree23" wrote in message
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Well, two months ago I was living in the Out, in back of a pizza place. I
was very skinny and had fleas. Then I smelled a nice pizza delivery girl
and went up to her. "Please take me home with you," I meowed. She
tossed me a piece of pepperoni to see how hungry I was, and I inhaled it!
She took me home that night! Boy, am I lucky!

You shud meet Clarence, Chester, an Nathan. They makez grate pizza!

I'm sure I'll meet them soon. Lilith Kitten-Mahoney said something about
a ball coming up. Is it the kind filled with catnip that you chase
around?

Yes, I am Lilith Kitten-Mahoney's cousin. My female human is her human's
sister. I'm living in a hotel because my female human and her boyfriend
work the carnival and state fair circuit, and are working their way down
to where Lilith Kitten-Mahoney and her clowder lives. I over heard my
female human saying something about getting fixed, even though I'm not
broke. Do you have any idea what that means?

Um, don't wurree abowt dat. When it happinz, let usses know, an
Fluffykitz Catering will bring yoo lotz uv fudz to, uh... sellybrate!
Yeh, datz it, sellybrate!

Okay. My female human said that I'm getting fixed next Monday and I don't
know how long I'll be at TED's. Will you bring food for the other cats
imprisoned there?

Cousin Roscoe