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#21
July 24th 11, 07:12 AM
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Yoo gize will nebber beleeb it!
OK, heer iz direkshunz to da TED Wendy:
Sekkaterry putz yoo in kittee karrier jale. Hav sekkaterry put karrier in metalmonster. Hav sekkaterry drive metalmonster fur too mennee minitz. Sekkaterry takez yoo owt uv da metalmonster in da karrier jale an karriez yoo an da jale into da TED offis. After a liddle time, sekkaterry takez yoo owt uv karrier jale an putz yoo on koldkold metal tabul an duznt let yoo git bak in da karrier jale no madder how hard yoo triez. After a liddle mor time, TED kumz in, actin awl frendlee. HTH. Sundance "Gramby" wrote in message ... Lizzy iz excited beyond belief and looks at the keyboard in dismay. Willow looks at her and asks what it wrong. I haza a kewstin furr Sundance anna I don't know how tu uze diz puter fingie. Willow fluffs out her bottle brusk tail, flexes her fingers and jumps up on the chair. Ok Liz what is so portant. Wellz I wantz da name and da addrezz of diz TED. Himself soundz like sumwun ka kommunitee needs ta git ta kno. Willow types then points Lizzie to the "Send" buttton. Fangu but don't kall me Liz annymore, mine name iz Lizzy I neffer had a name afroe and like it speckially when I found out who I waz named afterz. Keepz ofther catys at bay if I duzent wanna have dem near me. "Sundance" wrote in message ... I got taked to da TED yesfurday, and she steeled sum uv myown bludz. Yoo mite not beleeb dat part, but dat iznt da part yoo will reely not beleeb. Da TED kalled Meowmie tuday to tawk abowt whut she seed in myown blud, an da TED sed dat Meowmie shud gib myownself MORE FUDZ! I wuz shokked! TED duznt uzulee do gud fingz fur kitteez, but dis wun sed I shud hav MORE FUDZ! Sundance, who will be getting MORE FUDZ! 
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#22
July 24th 11, 07:14 PM
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Yoo gize will nebber beleeb it!
"Gandalf" ingold1234(at)yahoo(dot)com wrote in message ... On Fri, 22 Jul 2011 13:30:27 -0700, "Sundance" wrote: I got taked to da TED yesfurday, and she steeled sum uv myown bludz. Yoo mite not beleeb dat part, but dat iznt da part yoo will reely not beleeb. Da TED kalled Meowmie tuday to tawk abowt whut she seed in myown blud, an da TED sed dat Meowmie shud gib myownself MORE FUDZ! I wuz shokked! TED duznt uzulee do gud fingz fur kitteez, but dis wun sed I shud hav MORE FUDZ! Sundance, who will be getting MORE FUDZ! yu is beri lukki! yu haz a gudgud TED! win ai wented tu da TED, she sed dat ai hadda be put onna diet! nao, ai em pwactically dien fum hungur, eberi dai! lorili Hmmm, yoo knowz, I haz herd dat da size uv pet fisheez dependz partlee on how much fudz dey gitz. I wunner if kitteez wud grow to be bigbig if we gotted enuf fudz... Sundance
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#23
July 24th 11, 08:45 PM
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Yoo gize will nebber beleeb it!
Lizzie little 4 pound girlcat looks at O T, wellz da wai him eatz and da
size of himself, 20 pounds, dat mite bea safe betz. "Sundance" wrote in message ... "Gandalf" ingold1234(at)yahoo(dot)com wrote in message ... On Fri, 22 Jul 2011 13:30:27 -0700, "Sundance" wrote: I got taked to da TED yesfurday, and she steeled sum uv myown bludz. Yoo mite not beleeb dat part, but dat iznt da part yoo will reely not beleeb. Da TED kalled Meowmie tuday to tawk abowt whut she seed in myown blud, an da TED sed dat Meowmie shud gib myownself MORE FUDZ! I wuz shokked! TED duznt uzulee do gud fingz fur kitteez, but dis wun sed I shud hav MORE FUDZ! Sundance, who will be getting MORE FUDZ! yu is beri lukki! yu haz a gudgud TED! win ai wented tu da TED, she sed dat ai hadda be put onna diet! nao, ai em pwactically dien fum hungur, eberi dai! lorili Hmmm, yoo knowz, I haz herd dat da size uv pet fisheez dependz partlee on how much fudz dey gitz. I wunner if kitteez wud grow to be bigbig if we gotted enuf fudz... Sundance
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#24
July 24th 11, 11:14 PM
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Yoo gize will nebber beleeb it!
i yam 4 powndz tuuuu.
ar yu ful groan ur a kittim? i yam twee mumfz owld neow. datz twelff weekz, ya kno, heow old ar yu, Lizzie? cutie "Gramby" wrote in message ... Lizzie little 4 pound girlcat looks at O T, wellz da wai him eatz and da size of himself, 20 pounds, dat mite bea safe betz. "Sundance" wrote in message ... "Gandalf" ingold1234(at)yahoo(dot)com wrote in message ... On Fri, 22 Jul 2011 13:30:27 -0700, "Sundance" wrote: I got taked to da TED yesfurday, and she steeled sum uv myown bludz. Yoo mite not beleeb dat part, but dat iznt da part yoo will reely not beleeb. Da TED kalled Meowmie tuday to tawk abowt whut she seed in myown blud, an da TED sed dat Meowmie shud gib myownself MORE FUDZ! I wuz shokked! TED duznt uzulee do gud fingz fur kitteez, but dis wun sed I shud hav MORE FUDZ! Sundance, who will be getting MORE FUDZ! yu is beri lukki! yu haz a gudgud TED! win ai wented tu da TED, she sed dat ai hadda be put onna diet! nao, ai em pwactically dien fum hungur, eberi dai! lorili Hmmm, yoo knowz, I haz herd dat da size uv pet fisheez dependz partlee on how much fudz dey gitz. I wunner if kitteez wud grow to be bigbig if we gotted enuf fudz... Sundance
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#25
July 24th 11, 11:25 PM
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Yoo gize will nebber beleeb it!
Da Ted tole gramby I wuz free yearz but herself anna no wun else who knows
kities beliefz diz. She said I am still growing anna I playz like a kitty now dat mine paws are heeled up from dat frost bitink dem. Grambhy finkz I am bout a year since I wuz ole enuf to haff da bitties dat wented to da bridje (sniff sniff) "cutie" wrote in message ... i yam 4 powndz tuuuu. ar yu ful groan ur a kittim? i yam twee mumfz owld neow. datz twelff weekz, ya kno, heow old ar yu, Lizzie? cutie "Gramby" wrote in message ... Lizzie little 4 pound girlcat looks at O T, wellz da wai him eatz and da size of himself, 20 pounds, dat mite bea safe betz. "Sundance" wrote in message ... "Gandalf" ingold1234(at)yahoo(dot)com wrote in message ... On Fri, 22 Jul 2011 13:30:27 -0700, "Sundance" wrote: I got taked to da TED yesfurday, and she steeled sum uv myown bludz. Yoo mite not beleeb dat part, but dat iznt da part yoo will reely not beleeb. Da TED kalled Meowmie tuday to tawk abowt whut she seed in myown blud, an da TED sed dat Meowmie shud gib myownself MORE FUDZ! I wuz shokked! TED duznt uzulee do gud fingz fur kitteez, but dis wun sed I shud hav MORE FUDZ! Sundance, who will be getting MORE FUDZ! yu is beri lukki! yu haz a gudgud TED! win ai wented tu da TED, she sed dat ai hadda be put onna diet! nao, ai em pwactically dien fum hungur, eberi dai! lorili Hmmm, yoo knowz, I haz herd dat da size uv pet fisheez dependz partlee on how much fudz dey gitz. I wunner if kitteez wud grow to be bigbig if we gotted enuf fudz... Sundance
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#26
July 25th 11, 12:28 AM
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Yoo gize will nebber beleeb it!
Awww dat iz sooo sad...
{{{{Lizzy}}}} cutie "Gramby" wrote in message ... Da Ted tole gramby I wuz free yearz but herself anna no wun else who knows kities beliefz diz. She said I am still growing anna I playz like a kitty now dat mine paws are heeled up from dat frost bitink dem. Grambhy finkz I am bout a year since I wuz ole enuf to haff da bitties dat wented to da bridje (sniff sniff) "cutie" wrote in message ... i yam 4 powndz tuuuu. ar yu ful groan ur a kittim? i yam twee mumfz owld neow. datz twelff weekz, ya kno, heow old ar yu, Lizzie? cutie "Gramby" wrote in message ... Lizzie little 4 pound girlcat looks at O T, wellz da wai him eatz and da size of himself, 20 pounds, dat mite bea safe betz. "Sundance" wrote in message ... "Gandalf" ingold1234(at)yahoo(dot)com wrote in message ... On Fri, 22 Jul 2011 13:30:27 -0700, "Sundance" wrote: I got taked to da TED yesfurday, and she steeled sum uv myown bludz. Yoo mite not beleeb dat part, but dat iznt da part yoo will reely not beleeb. Da TED kalled Meowmie tuday to tawk abowt whut she seed in myown blud, an da TED sed dat Meowmie shud gib myownself MORE FUDZ! I wuz shokked! TED duznt uzulee do gud fingz fur kitteez, but dis wun sed I shud hav MORE FUDZ! Sundance, who will be getting MORE FUDZ! yu is beri lukki! yu haz a gudgud TED! win ai wented tu da TED, she sed dat ai hadda be put onna diet! nao, ai em pwactically dien fum hungur, eberi dai! lorili Hmmm, yoo knowz, I haz herd dat da size uv pet fisheez dependz partlee on how much fudz dey gitz. I wunner if kitteez wud grow to be bigbig if we gotted enuf fudz... Sundance
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#27
July 25th 11, 12:38 AM
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Yoo gize will nebber beleeb it!
Yez budt dat wont happan againz, dem fixed whut waz broken anna I wont be
out in dat kold annymore. O T looks around after being mad at gramby and sees that his gushy fud haz dizappeared. He looks at Lizzie's full tummy and grimaces. U mite be iffin u keepz eatink mine fudz. Piglett smacks him on his head. I waz onlee madd Piglett I know her iz here ta stayz. He walks off rubbing his head. Harri u shud kome and reskue me. "cutie" wrote in message ... Awww dat iz sooo sad... {{{{Lizzy}}}} cutie "Gramby" wrote in message ... Da Ted tole gramby I wuz free yearz but herself anna no wun else who knows kities beliefz diz. She said I am still growing anna I playz like a kitty now dat mine paws are heeled up from dat frost bitink dem. Grambhy finkz I am bout a year since I wuz ole enuf to haff da bitties dat wented to da bridje (sniff sniff) "cutie" wrote in message ... i yam 4 powndz tuuuu. ar yu ful groan ur a kittim? i yam twee mumfz owld neow. datz twelff weekz, ya kno, heow old ar yu, Lizzie? cutie "Gramby" wrote in message ... Lizzie little 4 pound girlcat looks at O T, wellz da wai him eatz and da size of himself, 20 pounds, dat mite bea safe betz. "Sundance" wrote in message ... "Gandalf" ingold1234(at)yahoo(dot)com wrote in message ... On Fri, 22 Jul 2011 13:30:27 -0700, "Sundance" wrote: I got taked to da TED yesfurday, and she steeled sum uv myown bludz. Yoo mite not beleeb dat part, but dat iznt da part yoo will reely not beleeb. Da TED kalled Meowmie tuday to tawk abowt whut she seed in myown blud, an da TED sed dat Meowmie shud gib myownself MORE FUDZ! I wuz shokked! TED duznt uzulee do gud fingz fur kitteez, but dis wun sed I shud hav MORE FUDZ! Sundance, who will be getting MORE FUDZ! yu is beri lukki! yu haz a gudgud TED! win ai wented tu da TED, she sed dat ai hadda be put onna diet! nao, ai em pwactically dien fum hungur, eberi dai! lorili Hmmm, yoo knowz, I haz herd dat da size uv pet fisheez dependz partlee on how much fudz dey gitz. I wunner if kitteez wud grow to be bigbig if we gotted enuf fudz... Sundance
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#28
July 25th 11, 01:25 AM
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Yoo gize will nebber beleeb it!
On Jul 22, 4:30*pm, "Sundance" wrote:
I got taked to da TED yesfurday, and she steeled sum uv myown bludz. Yoo mite not beleeb dat part, but dat iznt da part yoo will reely not beleeb. Da TED kalled Meowmie tuday to tawk abowt whut she seed in myown blud, an da TED sed dat Meowmie shud gib myownself MORE FUDZ! I wuz shokked! TED duznt uzulee do gud fingz fur kitteez, but dis wun sed I shud hav MORE FUDZ! Sundance, who will be getting MORE FUDZ! Dew yoo GNOW da addrest ob dat TED. Wee will awl go ther -- Missy, four WooToo, Samanfa an EXPESHULLY da Bear
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#29
July 25th 11, 01:32 AM
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Yoo gize will nebber beleeb it!
On Jul 24, 6:25*pm, "Gramby" wrote:
Da Ted tole gramby I wuz free yearz but herself anna no wun else who knows kities beliefz diz. She said I am still growing anna I playz like a kitty now dat mine paws are heeled up from dat frost bitink dem. *Grambhy finkz I am bout a year since I wuz ole enuf to haff da bitties dat wented to da bridje (sniff sniff) Dew gnot bee too sadsad. My mommy Maggy-May an other mommy cats are at da Bridj too and dey lub to tak care ob bitties, kitty bitties an baby efadents two. -- Missy
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#30
July 25th 11, 10:06 AM
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Yoo gize will nebber beleeb it!
trudi takes notez furiouslee while chester starez in dizebeeleef
"Sundance" wrote in message ... I got taked to da TED yesfurday, and she steeled sum uv myown bludz. Yoo mite not beleeb dat part, but dat iznt da part yoo will reely not beleeb. Da TED kalled Meowmie tuday to tawk abowt whut she seed in myown blud, an da TED sed dat Meowmie shud gib myownself MORE FUDZ! I wuz shokked! TED duznt uzulee do gud fingz fur kitteez, but dis wun sed I shud hav MORE FUDZ! Sundance, who will be getting MORE FUDZ!
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