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Old August 21st 03, 05:32 AM
Tanada
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I found the address for the slave of my beloved Chloe in the fat wench's
email folders, but couldn't find Dave Stevenson's address. The fat
wench apologized, but she's still going to pay for this lack of
insight. However, I only want to say this once, so you're both going to
hear it in public.

Where are MY STORIES? Where are the trip logs for the mouser, or my
declaration of catidancy for gov'nership of the Golden State? I am not
a second class citizencat here. I have brought my ship and mates to
Dave's country and we're on the way to Flippy's country. We've made
stops along the way, braved hazards, fought fish and hoomins, played in
the riggin, scouted new territory for our fellow felines, and made
feline dreams all over the wurld come true. SO WHERE ARE THEY?

Do you know how hard it is to get the fat wench to sit down and type for
me? I have to work on her for days sometimes to get her to perform her
proper services on my behalf. I'm still working on her to get the trip
log for the coast of Afrika on the net. Do you reward my efforts?
NOOOOO!!! Do you make sure that Cats all over the wurld can read about
my work on their behalf and maybe even join in these efforts?
NOOOOO!!! Do you want me to raise such a fuss that the Mothership
orders all of our felines to go on strike? NOOOOOO!!! SO. Get off
your furry duffs and get my work on your pages, or I will have to appeal
to cats everywhere to insist to their slaves that they demand the
inclusion of my adventures in your august bodies of work.

Cap'n Pine Cone esq. PEEVED
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Old August 21st 03, 06:02 AM
Sherry
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I found the address for the slave of my beloved Chloe in the fat wench's
email folders, but couldn't find Dave Stevenson's address. The fat
wench apologized, but she's still going to pay for this lack of
insight. However, I only want to say this once, so you're both going to
hear it in public.

Where are MY STORIES? Where are the trip logs for the mouser, or my
declaration of catidancy for gov'nership of the Golden State? I am not
a second class citizencat here. I have brought my ship and mates to
Dave's country and we're on the way to Flippy's country. We've made
stops along the way, braved hazards, fought fish and hoomins, played in
the riggin, scouted new territory for our fellow felines, and made
feline dreams all over the wurld come true. SO WHERE ARE THEY?

Do you know how hard it is to get the fat wench to sit down and type for
me? I have to work on her for days sometimes to get her to perform her
proper services on my behalf. I'm still working on her to get the trip
log for the coast of Afrika on the net. Do you reward my efforts?
NOOOOO!!! Do you make sure that Cats all over the wurld can read about
my work on their behalf and maybe even join in these efforts?
NOOOOO!!! Do you want me to raise such a fuss that the Mothership
orders all of our felines to go on strike? NOOOOOO!!! SO. Get off
your furry duffs and get my work on your pages, or I will have to appeal
to cats everywhere to insist to their slaves that they demand the
inclusion of my adventures in your august bodies of work.

Cap'n Pine Cone esq. PEEVED

Dear Cap'n Pine Cone:
You *must* learn to keep your tempurrr in check, dear. Remember you are running
for public office.
Sherry
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Old August 21st 03, 06:40 AM
Tanada
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Sherry wrote:

Dear Cap'n Pine Cone:
You *must* learn to keep your tempurrr in check, dear. Remember you are running
for public office.
Sherry



Sherry, not having my greatness acknowledged by two of the greatest cat
websites around is totally humiliating. What do they think I am, a
d*g? I don't take insults lying down like a d*g. I take care of the
problem. That's one of the things that will make me a good gov'ner for
the Golden State.

Cap'n Pine Cone esq.
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Old August 21st 03, 12:24 PM
Karen Chuplis
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in article , Tanada at
wrote on 8/20/03 11:32 PM:



I found the address for the slave of my beloved Chloe in the fat wench's
email folders, but couldn't find Dave Stevenson's address. The fat
wench apologized, but she's still going to pay for this lack of
insight. However, I only want to say this once, so you're both going to
hear it in public.

Where are MY STORIES? Where are the trip logs for the mouser, or my
declaration of catidancy for gov'nership of the Golden State? I am not
a second class citizencat here. I have brought my ship and mates to
Dave's country and we're on the way to Flippy's country. We've made
stops along the way, braved hazards, fought fish and hoomins, played in
the riggin, scouted new territory for our fellow felines, and made
feline dreams all over the wurld come true. SO WHERE ARE THEY?

Do you know how hard it is to get the fat wench to sit down and type for
me? I have to work on her for days sometimes to get her to perform her
proper services on my behalf. I'm still working on her to get the trip
log for the coast of Afrika on the net. Do you reward my efforts?
NOOOOO!!! Do you make sure that Cats all over the wurld can read about
my work on their behalf and maybe even join in these efforts?
NOOOOO!!! Do you want me to raise such a fuss that the Mothership
orders all of our felines to go on strike? NOOOOOO!!! SO. Get off
your furry duffs and get my work on your pages, or I will have to appeal
to cats everywhere to insist to their slaves that they demand the
inclusion of my adventures in your august bodies of work.

Cap'n Pine Cone esq. PEEVED


Pine Cone, have the fat wench explain the game Bridge to you. For many
Hoomins, it's rather like catnip and they become somewhat addicted

Karen

 




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