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Old May 21st 08, 10:35 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default I haz 2 heroz

az you catz knw owrz fozter kat barbie haz been mizzin sinze saturda
nite/sunda mornin. well diz iz whut juzt happined;

Soft kuldint sleep so her putted allauses inna bedrum wif furry, so her kuld
let owt Mafuharuld. her was atta pooter when her heared da litter boz
trigger, her thinked diz wuz strang kuz MH wuz sittin rite by hersef fura
long time, so herz figured it wuz juzt riggerin late or sumfin, din inna bit
her heareda barz ofa penthowze rattle... diz wuz alzo strang kuz MH wuz
still by hersef... no truk had goed by anna der wuzint an eafqwake... den
inna bit MH hizzed... so soft figured he seed a girlcat owta winner... den
himz hizzed agin... butted himz wuz onna floor, soft thinked he wuz juzt
bein weird... den a huge kittee fite breaked owt inna kitchim. Den soft
wented insame anna started skreemin anna runta wake up a furry ta see whut
wuz gowin on... anna der in owrz ktichin wuz Barbie... her haz been hidin
alla diz time anna nefur hoomin kuld finded hersef, diz iz veri klefur az
dey efin luked inna two rumz we izunt lowed in, her iz mine hero kuz her kan
do diz, we haz all talked oto hersef anna iz gowinta take lezzunz... anna MH
iz mine hero kuz we haz nefur seed soft get so krazy anna we haz nefur seed
furry get owta bed dat fzt, Trudi


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Old May 21st 08, 11:32 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Default I haz 2 heroz

Hihi diz iz O T anna kan we take lezzonz tu? We iz glad dey foun Barbie and
we finkz diz wa feri klever of herownselfz to hidz from all of urselvez.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
az you catz knw owrz fozter kat barbie haz been mizzin sinze saturda
nite/sunda mornin. well diz iz whut juzt happined;

Soft kuldint sleep so her putted allauses inna bedrum wif furry, so her
kuld
let owt Mafuharuld. her was atta pooter when her heared da litter boz
trigger, her thinked diz wuz strang kuz MH wuz sittin rite by hersef fura
long time, so herz figured it wuz juzt riggerin late or sumfin, din inna
bit
her heareda barz ofa penthowze rattle... diz wuz alzo strang kuz MH wuz
still by hersef... no truk had goed by anna der wuzint an eafqwake... den
inna bit MH hizzed... so soft figured he seed a girlcat owta winner... den
himz hizzed agin... butted himz wuz onna floor, soft thinked he wuz juzt
bein weird... den a huge kittee fite breaked owt inna kitchim. Den soft
wented insame anna started skreemin anna runta wake up a furry ta see whut
wuz gowin on... anna der in owrz ktichin wuz Barbie... her haz been hidin
alla diz time anna nefur hoomin kuld finded hersef, diz iz veri klefur az
dey efin luked inna two rumz we izunt lowed in, her iz mine hero kuz her
kan
do diz, we haz all talked oto hersef anna iz gowinta take lezzunz... anna
MH
iz mine hero kuz we haz nefur seed soft get so krazy anna we haz nefur
seed
furry get owta bed dat fzt, Trudi




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Old May 21st 08, 12:07 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Fred
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Default I haz 2 heroz

So it's gudgud tu gno that Barbie is home and not lost inna OUT. I
assume effurrything is back tu normal. Which kitties were fightin an'
why?

Cinnamon.

On Wednesday 21 May 2008 06:32, Granby wrote:

Hihi diz iz O T anna kan we take lezzonz tu? We iz glad dey foun
Barbie and we finkz diz wa feri klever of herownselfz to hidz from all
of urselvez. "Stormmee" wrote in message
...
az you catz knw owrz fozter kat barbie haz been mizzin sinze saturda
nite/sunda mornin. well diz iz whut juzt happined;

Soft kuldint sleep so her putted allauses inna bedrum wif furry, so
her kuld
let owt Mafuharuld. her was atta pooter when her heared da litter
boz trigger, her thinked diz wuz strang kuz MH wuz sittin rite by
hersef fura long time, so herz figured it wuz juzt riggerin late or
sumfin, din inna bit
her heareda barz ofa penthowze rattle... diz wuz alzo strang kuz MH
wuz still by hersef... no truk had goed by anna der wuzint an
eafqwake... den inna bit MH hizzed... so soft figured he seed a
girlcat owta winner... den himz hizzed agin... butted himz wuz onna
floor, soft thinked he wuz juzt
bein weird... den a huge kittee fite breaked owt inna kitchim. Den
soft wented insame anna started skreemin anna runta wake up a furry
ta see whut
wuz gowin on... anna der in owrz ktichin wuz Barbie... her haz been
hidin alla diz time anna nefur hoomin kuld finded hersef, diz iz veri
klefur az dey efin luked inna two rumz we izunt lowed in, her iz mine
hero kuz her kan
do diz, we haz all talked oto hersef anna iz gowinta take lezzunz...
anna MH
iz mine hero kuz we haz nefur seed soft get so krazy anna we haz
nefur seed
furry get owta bed dat fzt, Trudi



--
Peace,
Fred
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Old May 21st 08, 01:06 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Tabitha Fluffytail
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Default I haz 2 heroz

In article ,
"Stormmee" wrote:

az you catz knw owrz fozter kat barbie haz been mizzin sinze saturda
nite/sunda mornin. well diz iz whut juzt happined;


Barbie, we'z innerested in lessons too! We'z (Sammy and me, dat is) haf
disappeared in da house before, but nefur for longer dan half a day or
so. We'z would be FURRY innerested in learning how you stayed hid fur so
long!

An we'z all furry, furry relieved dat you wasn't really in da Out.

Tabitha
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Old May 21st 08, 01:35 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Default I haz 2 heroz

You have to assume it was Barbie and Matt. Matt didn't know there was any
kitty around since the others were in the bedroom.
"Fred" wrote in message
...
So it's gudgud tu gno that Barbie is home and not lost inna OUT. I
assume effurrything is back tu normal. Which kitties were fightin an'
why?

Cinnamon.

On Wednesday 21 May 2008 06:32, Granby wrote:

Hihi diz iz O T anna kan we take lezzonz tu? We iz glad dey foun
Barbie and we finkz diz wa feri klever of herownselfz to hidz from all
of urselvez. "Stormmee" wrote in message
...
az you catz knw owrz fozter kat barbie haz been mizzin sinze saturda
nite/sunda mornin. well diz iz whut juzt happined;

Soft kuldint sleep so her putted allauses inna bedrum wif furry, so
her kuld
let owt Mafuharuld. her was atta pooter when her heared da litter
boz trigger, her thinked diz wuz strang kuz MH wuz sittin rite by
hersef fura long time, so herz figured it wuz juzt riggerin late or
sumfin, din inna bit
her heareda barz ofa penthowze rattle... diz wuz alzo strang kuz MH
wuz still by hersef... no truk had goed by anna der wuzint an
eafqwake... den inna bit MH hizzed... so soft figured he seed a
girlcat owta winner... den himz hizzed agin... butted himz wuz onna
floor, soft thinked he wuz juzt
bein weird... den a huge kittee fite breaked owt inna kitchim. Den
soft wented insame anna started skreemin anna runta wake up a furry
ta see whut
wuz gowin on... anna der in owrz ktichin wuz Barbie... her haz been
hidin alla diz time anna nefur hoomin kuld finded hersef, diz iz veri
klefur az dey efin luked inna two rumz we izunt lowed in, her iz mine
hero kuz her kan
do diz, we haz all talked oto hersef anna iz gowinta take lezzunz...
anna MH
iz mine hero kuz we haz nefur seed soft get so krazy anna we haz
nefur seed
furry get owta bed dat fzt, Trudi



--
Peace,
Fred



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Old May 21st 08, 02:40 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Booker
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Default I haz 2 heroz

Hip hip hooooray. Barbiez cum out of hidin. Dis is furry furry gud newz.

Booker


Stormmee wrote:
az you catz knw owrz fozter kat barbie haz been mizzin sinze saturda
nite/sunda mornin. well diz iz whut juzt happined;

Soft kuldint sleep so her putted allauses inna bedrum wif furry, so her kuld
let owt Mafuharuld. her was atta pooter when her heared da litter boz
trigger, her thinked diz wuz strang kuz MH wuz sittin rite by hersef fura
long time, so herz figured it wuz juzt riggerin late or sumfin, din inna bit
her heareda barz ofa penthowze rattle... diz wuz alzo strang kuz MH wuz
still by hersef... no truk had goed by anna der wuzint an eafqwake... den
inna bit MH hizzed... so soft figured he seed a girlcat owta winner... den
himz hizzed agin... butted himz wuz onna floor, soft thinked he wuz juzt
bein weird... den a huge kittee fite breaked owt inna kitchim. Den soft
wented insame anna started skreemin anna runta wake up a furry ta see whut
wuz gowin on... anna der in owrz ktichin wuz Barbie... her haz been hidin
alla diz time anna nefur hoomin kuld finded hersef, diz iz veri klefur az
dey efin luked inna two rumz we izunt lowed in, her iz mine hero kuz her kan
do diz, we haz all talked oto hersef anna iz gowinta take lezzunz... anna MH
iz mine hero kuz we haz nefur seed soft get so krazy anna we haz nefur seed
furry get owta bed dat fzt, Trudi


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Old May 21st 08, 02:43 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Debby Hanoka[_2_]
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Default I haz 2 heroz

The teleporter twinkles, wrinkles, and shines, and out steps Sheriff
Rosco P. Catrane. Meow, Barbie! Welcome back from your secret
mission. Do you want an official debriefing?

Rosco P. Catrane, Age 3
Junior Tabby In Residence
Sheriff Of Catmerica

az you catz knw owrz fozter kat barbie haz been mizzin sinze saturda
nite/sunda mornin. *well diz iz whut juzt happined;

Soft kuldint sleep so her putted allauses inna bedrum wif furry, so her kuld
let owt Mafuharuld. *her was atta pooter when her heared da litter boz
trigger, her thinked diz wuz strang kuz MH wuz sittin rite by hersef fura
long time, so herz figured it wuz juzt riggerin late or sumfin, din inna bit
her heareda barz ofa penthowze rattle... diz wuz alzo strang kuz MH wuz
still by hersef... no truk had goed by anna der wuzint an eafqwake... den
inna bit MH hizzed... so soft figured he seed a girlcat owta winner... den
himz hizzed agin... butted himz wuz onna floor, soft thinked he wuz juzt
bein weird... den a huge kittee fite breaked owt inna kitchim. *Den soft
wented insame anna started skreemin anna runta wake up a furry ta see whut
wuz gowin on... anna der in owrz ktichin wuz Barbie... *her haz been hidin
alla diz time anna nefur hoomin kuld finded hersef, diz iz veri klefur az
dey efin luked inna two rumz we izunt lowed in, her iz mine hero kuz her kan
do diz, we haz all talked oto hersef anna iz gowinta take lezzunz... anna MH
iz mine hero kuz we haz nefur seed soft get so krazy anna we haz nefur seed
furry get owta bed dat fzt, Trudi


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Old May 21st 08, 05:32 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mme. Anaïs ^..^[_3_]
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Default I haz 2 heroz

On Wed, 21 May 2008 04:35:14 -0500, Stormmee's nimble, little paws
typed:

gennle snippy

anna MH
iz mine hero kuz we haz nefur seed soft get so krazy anna we haz nefur seed
furry get owta bed dat fzt, Trudi


Dis iz great nooz! We betz dat your hoomans is relieved an happy. No
Tiger, tell me, did your clowder kno dat she wuz hiding sumwhere in da
howze an jus not let on??????
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the cats become its visible soul.â€
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

5/21/2008 12:30:45 PM
  #9  
Old May 21st 08, 05:40 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
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On May 21, 5:35*am, "Stormmee" wrote:
az you catz knw owrz fozter kat barbie haz been mizzin sinze saturda
nite/sunda mornin. *well diz iz whut juzt happined;

Soft kuldint sleep so her putted allauses inna bedrum wif furry, so her kuld
let owt Mafuharuld. *her was atta pooter when her heared da litter boz
trigger, her thinked diz wuz strang kuz MH wuz sittin rite by hersef fura
long time, so herz figured it wuz juzt riggerin late or sumfin, din inna bit
her heareda barz ofa penthowze rattle... diz wuz alzo strang kuz MH wuz
still by hersef... no truk had goed by anna der wuzint an eafqwake... den
inna bit MH hizzed... so soft figured he seed a girlcat owta winner... den
himz hizzed agin... butted himz wuz onna floor, soft thinked he wuz juzt
bein weird... den a huge kittee fite breaked owt inna kitchim. *Den soft
wented insame anna started skreemin anna runta wake up a furry ta see whut
wuz gowin on... anna der in owrz ktichin wuz Barbie... *her haz been hidin
alla diz time anna nefur hoomin kuld finded hersef, diz iz veri klefur az
dey efin luked inna two rumz we izunt lowed in, her iz mine hero kuz her kan
do diz, we haz all talked oto hersef anna iz gowinta take lezzunz... anna MH
iz mine hero kuz we haz nefur seed soft get so krazy anna we haz nefur seed
furry get owta bed dat fzt, Trudi


It iz furry, furry gud dat sheee iz not losted an crying in da out. It
iz alzo gud dat shee gnos how to hide frum hoomins beclawz dey get
pritty uppity wen dey fink we can't do nuffin bout it. Could shee hide
frum a d*ggy? Wen Missy haz hided Bear tole dem wer she wuz. So it iz
hard too hid heer.

--
Maggy May
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Old May 21st 08, 06:01 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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her iz thinkin of startin a kollege, Trudi
Granby wrote in message
...
Hihi diz iz O T anna kan we take lezzonz tu? We iz glad dey foun Barbie

and
we finkz diz wa feri klever of herownselfz to hidz from all of urselvez.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
az you catz knw owrz fozter kat barbie haz been mizzin sinze saturda
nite/sunda mornin. well diz iz whut juzt happined;

Soft kuldint sleep so her putted allauses inna bedrum wif furry, so her
kuld
let owt Mafuharuld. her was atta pooter when her heared da litter boz
trigger, her thinked diz wuz strang kuz MH wuz sittin rite by hersef

fura
long time, so herz figured it wuz juzt riggerin late or sumfin, din inna
bit
her heareda barz ofa penthowze rattle... diz wuz alzo strang kuz MH wuz
still by hersef... no truk had goed by anna der wuzint an eafqwake...

den
inna bit MH hizzed... so soft figured he seed a girlcat owta winner...

den
himz hizzed agin... butted himz wuz onna floor, soft thinked he wuz juzt
bein weird... den a huge kittee fite breaked owt inna kitchim. Den soft
wented insame anna started skreemin anna runta wake up a furry ta see

whut
wuz gowin on... anna der in owrz ktichin wuz Barbie... her haz been

hidin
alla diz time anna nefur hoomin kuld finded hersef, diz iz veri klefur

az
dey efin luked inna two rumz we izunt lowed in, her iz mine hero kuz her
kan
do diz, we haz all talked oto hersef anna iz gowinta take lezzunz...

anna
MH
iz mine hero kuz we haz nefur seed soft get so krazy anna we haz nefur
seed
furry get owta bed dat fzt, Trudi






 




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