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OFFISHUL: Lizt of Offurrsirz az of Awguzt 2nt



 
 
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Old August 2nd 14, 06:16 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
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Default OFFISHUL: Lizt of Offurrsirz az of Awguzt 2nt



Ar dere rnny moor korektshunz urr addishunz, purrleez?
(Mine sekkerterry reeeleee duz nottid keep gud trakt ov diz, it seemz)

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Original Grand Pooh-Bah ... Lovable Louise
Grand Pooh-Bah ... P2nya
Vice Grand Pooh-Bah ... Mosey
Assistant Vice Grand Pooh-Bah ... Sundance
Deputy Assistant Vice Grand Pooh-Bah ... PookyKat

Prezident uf Catmerica ... Sapphire Samurai
Vice Purezident of CatAmerica...Lucy lu
Chancellor of the Exchequer ...Mosey

Chief Justicat ... Samuel Redcat Mahoney
Vice Chief Justicat ... OEJ
Assistant Chief Justicat ... Pipps
Sheriff of the Catmerica Police Department ... Rosco P. Catrane
Deputy Assistant to Sheriff ... Rowan
Deputy Chief Inspektor ... Sundance
Deputy Dog of Fire Prevention ... Cash
Police Dispatcher ... Little Kitty
Document Examiner ... Lilith Kitten Mahoney

Diplocat 2 Canada ... Mosey
Diplocat 2 Egypt, and Temple of Bast ... MeOwy
Diplocat 2 Furrance ... Rebecca
Diplocat 2 Mexico ... Lucy
Diplocat 2 Moon ... Amelia
Diplocat 2 White House ... Pi2nya
Diplocat 2 Doggies ... Daisy-chan
Assistant Diplocat 4 Doggies ... Iowna
Fixing the Human Economy ... Clarence
Assistant for Fixing the Human Economy ... SamWise
Chaircat of da Committee fur Monitoring Mischief...Ranger Greykitten
Co-Secretaries of Bittees ... Piglett and Wascal
Assistant Co-Secretarie of Bittees ... Sqweex
"The Maggie May Bittee Committee":
Bear, Minnie, Mosey, Pooky, Pipps, Shadow,
Squeekz, Sundance,Sunrise,
and all other interested kitteez

Secretary of Agricultshure ... Lorelei
Secretary of Defense ...Ralph De Ralph
Secretary of Educating Humans ... Little Kitty
Senior Adviser 2 Secretary 4 educating Hoominz ... WooToo

Secretary of Elder Kitties: Ralph De Ralph
Vice Secretary of Elder Kitties: OEJ

Secretary of Exterior ... Wascal
Secretary of Fudzs ... Beauty
Secretary Uv Hoomin Welfare ... Beauty
Secretary of Interior ... MeOwy
Assitant to Secretary of Interior ... Miss Tina Marie
Secretary ov Nappin an Wappin ...Harri

Candle Liter ... N-E-Kitty, NEtyme, NEreeson.
~~~~~~~//~~~~~~~~~
*** Offisifurrz Uff Catmerica, Alfabetikulee By Nayme ***

Amelia ... Diplocat 2 Moon

Beauty ... Secretary of Fudz
Secretary Uv Hoomin Welfare
Bear ... Maggie May Bittee Committee

Daisy-chan ... Diplocat 2 Doggies

Cash ... Deputy Dog of Fire Prevention
Clarence ... Fixing the Human Economy

Harri ...Secretary ov Nappin an Wappin

Iowna ... Assistant Diplocat 4 Doggies

Lilith Kitten Mahoney ...Document Examiner
Little Kitty ... Police Dispatcher, Secretary 4 Educating Hoominz
Lorelei ... Secretary of Agricultshure
Lucy ... Diplocat 2 Mexico
Lucy lu...Vice Purezident of CatAmerica...

MeOwy ... Secretary of Interior,
Diplocat 2 Egypt and the Temple of Bast
Minnie ... Co-Secretaree of Bittees
Mosey ... Vice Grand Pooh-Bah, Diplocat 2 Catnada
Chancellor of the Exchequer,
Maggie May Bittee Committee


N-E Kitty ... Candle Liter ... N.E.tyme, N.E.reeson.

OEJ...Vice Chief Justicat
Vice Secretary of Elder Kitties

Piglett ... Co-Secretary of Bittees
Pipps ... Assistant Chief Justicat. Maggie May Bittee Committee
Pit2nya ...Grand Pooh-Bah, Diplocat 2 White House
PookyKat ... Deputy Assistant Vice Grand Pooh-Bah
Maggie May Bittee Committee

Ralph De Ralph ... Secretary of Defense

Secretary of Elder Kitties
Ranger Greykitten...Chaircat of da Committee fur

Monitoring Mischief
Rebecca ... Diplocat 2 Furrance
Rosco P. Catrane ... Sheriff of Catmerica
Rowan ... Deputy Assistant to Sheriff

Samuel Redcat Mahoney ... Chief Justicat
SamWise ... Assistant for Fixing the Human Economy
Sapphire Samurai ... Prezident of Catmerica
Shadow ... Co-Secretaree of Bittees
Sqweex ... Assistant Co-Secretarie of Bittees
Sundance ... Asst. Vice Grand Pooh-Bah,
Deputy Chief Inspektor
Maggie May Bittee Committee
Sunrise ... Co-Secretaree of Bittees
Miss Tina Marie... Assitant to Secretary of Interior
Wascal ... Secretary of Exterior, Co-Secretary of Bittees

Respeckfully submittid,
Pi2önya AKA Sweetee

Grand Pooh-Bah

 




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