Useful Cats

all this talk, and yet not one of you has specified whether a
woman who spreads her legs and nine months later gives birth to a
baby whale, well, whether or not that pregnancy should have been
aborted, and, if so, in which trimester.

now, I can speculate that if was a baby seal, then the pregnancy
would be allowed to go to term so that the myriad doctors
overlooking the delivery could, upon its exit from the womb, club
it to death (with primitive, splintery, wooden clubs).

but a baby whale?

Omicron Delta Pineapple wrote in message ...
Gene Royer wrote:

Human beings are infinitely more valuable than felines.


Hm. Depends on the feline. I would venture to say that any one of my
resident cats is infinitely more valuable than the average urban camper,
member of al-Quaeda, Michael Jackson, or John Kerry.

ODP

I own two house cats I've had for going on twelve years. I love them
dearly. As you suggest, they, too, are indeed more valuable than
al-Quaeda, Michael Jackson, or John Kerry.

But more to the point, I once owed a hamster and he also qualifies as
more valuable than al-Quaeda, Michael Jackson, or John Kerry -
especially Kerry. It's a tossup as to whether the bacteria in my
toilet qualify. With Kerry, my money is on the latest turd flushed
down it.

Ann

Omicron Delta Pineapple wrote in message ...
Gene Royer wrote:

Human beings are infinitely more valuable than felines.


Hm. Depends on the feline. I would venture to say that any one of my
resident cats is infinitely more valuable than the average urban camper,
member of al-Quaeda, Michael Jackson, or John Kerry.

ODP

I own two house cats I've had for going on twelve years. I love them
dearly. As you suggest, they, too, are indeed more valuable than
al-Quaeda, Michael Jackson, or John Kerry.

But more to the point, I once owed a hamster and he also qualifies as
more valuable than al-Quaeda, Michael Jackson, or John Kerry -
especially Kerry. It's a tossup as to whether the bacteria in my
toilet qualify. With Kerry, my money is on the latest turd flushed
down it.

Ann

reflex wrote:
all this talk, and yet not one of you has specified whether a
woman who spreads her legs and nine months later gives birth to a
baby whale, well, whether or not that pregnancy should have been
aborted, and, if so, in which trimester.

now, I can speculate that if was a baby seal, then the pregnancy
would be allowed to go to term so that the myriad doctors
overlooking the delivery could, upon its exit from the womb, club
it to death (with primitive, splintery, wooden clubs).

but a baby whale?

I believe they blow them up on the beach in Oregon.



--
Cork-O-Mattic
The Proper Stopper
Exclusive butt plug of
the Special Olympics

reflex wrote:
all this talk, and yet not one of you has specified whether a
woman who spreads her legs and nine months later gives birth to a
baby whale, well, whether or not that pregnancy should have been
aborted, and, if so, in which trimester.

now, I can speculate that if was a baby seal, then the pregnancy
would be allowed to go to term so that the myriad doctors
overlooking the delivery could, upon its exit from the womb, club
it to death (with primitive, splintery, wooden clubs).

but a baby whale?

I believe they blow them up on the beach in Oregon.



--
Cork-O-Mattic
The Proper Stopper
Exclusive butt plug of
the Special Olympics

Ann Amoeba wrote:

I own two house cats I've had for going on twelve years. I love them
dearly. As you suggest, they, too, are indeed more valuable than
al-Quaeda or John Kerry.

Ann dear I have a web site for you to pass on to your mother

http://www.research.umbc.edu/~meliss.../postnatal.htm

and tell her it is not to late to correct her mistake.

Now I have another web site just for you

http://www.bonsaikitten.com/

We here in AT really like Bonsai kitties.




Cork-O-Mattic
The Proper Stopper
Exclusive butt plug of
the Special Olympics

Ann Amoeba wrote:

I own two house cats I've had for going on twelve years. I love them
dearly. As you suggest, they, too, are indeed more valuable than
al-Quaeda or John Kerry.

Ann dear I have a web site for you to pass on to your mother

http://www.research.umbc.edu/~meliss.../postnatal.htm

and tell her it is not to late to correct her mistake.

Now I have another web site just for you

http://www.bonsaikitten.com/

We here in AT really like Bonsai kitties.




Cork-O-Mattic
The Proper Stopper
Exclusive butt plug of
the Special Olympics

Pantheras wrote in message ...
Ann Amoeba wrote:

I own two house cats I've had for going on twelve years. I love them
dearly. As you suggest, they, too, are indeed more valuable than
al-Quaeda or John Kerry.

Ann dear I have a web site for you to pass on to your mother

And I have some botulinin toxin to pass on to your mother. Let's green
up the planet with her in the soil. After all, if her only
contribution was you, it's about time her organs sprouted some
daisies, or tulips, or something else actually useful to mankind.
Dawn

Pantheras wrote in message ...
Ann Amoeba wrote:

I own two house cats I've had for going on twelve years. I love them
dearly. As you suggest, they, too, are indeed more valuable than
al-Quaeda or John Kerry.

Ann dear I have a web site for you to pass on to your mother

And I have some botulinin toxin to pass on to your mother. Let's green
up the planet with her in the soil. After all, if her only
contribution was you, it's about time her organs sprouted some
daisies, or tulips, or something else actually useful to mankind.
Dawn

a stiff clit has no conscience nor any smarts.
"Ann Amoeba" wrote in message
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Kristine Kochanski wrote in message
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On 3 Jun 2004 09:49:24 -0700, (Ann Amoeba)
wrote:
Human beings are infinitely more valuable than felines.

--Gene Royer

Human beings are only 'valuable' to other human beings who are
arrogant enough to think they're important.

And human beings are also infinitely more valuable than dolphins and
whales, but you'd never know it watching all those women out there on
whale-watching excursions goo-gooing and ga-gaing over them. Women,
BTW, as a statistical matter, who have had a few abortions amongst
them. Can you imagine 120,000 dead whales washing up on the shores of
our coastline every month? Well, that's the number of babies tossed
into dumpsters every month in this country.

Yeppers, save the whales!

I'd sooner save a whale being driven to extintion than save an
unwanted child in an already over-populated world.
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If it was unwanted, then why did she spread her legs and run the risk
of pregnancy? Clearly her personal desires took precedence over this
risk, and her person desires will also dictate that she will kill the
results of her personal irresponsibility as well. You're full of ****,
Kristine, and totally amoral to boot. You will kill another human
being in the service of your own personal gratification. How
disgraceful.