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Kud sumkittee git me a kushin? Ize feelin faint!
I kudnt beleeve it, today Meowmie stikked me inna boks an taked me to da TED
agen! She muss hav furgot dat da last time she did dat, da TED sed I wuz juss fine. An da TED muss hav furgot dat I alreddy had da meddisinz to keep me helfy, kuz I got shotted agin, and I got droppiez skwirted in myown noze agin, too! Aftur all dat, dey taked mine pikchur -- dey muss hav a chamber uv horrerz wif picherz uv all da kitteez dey haz torchured. Dey also tried gittin sum uv my poop, but I wudnt giv dem ennee, so dey sed dat Meowmie haz to bring it later. Duz dat meen dat Meowmie iz gunna do da unmeowable fing dat da TED did to myown poor self? I feelz faint, an I kud reely yooz a kool drink -- kud sumkittee send da water over heer? Sundance, trying to recover his composure |
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Kud sumkittee git me a kushin? Ize feelin faint!
"Sundance" wrote in message . com... I kudnt beleeve it, today Meowmie stikked me inna boks an taked me to da TED agen! She muss hav furgot dat da last time she did dat, da TED sed I wuz juss fine. An da TED muss hav furgot dat I alreddy had da meddisinz to keep me helfy, kuz I got shotted agin, and I got droppiez skwirted in myown noze agin, too! Aftur all dat, dey taked mine pikchur -- dey muss hav a chamber uv horrerz wif picherz uv all da kitteez dey haz torchured. Dey also tried gittin sum uv my poop, but I wudnt giv dem ennee, so dey sed dat Meowmie haz to bring it later. Duz dat meen dat Meowmie iz gunna do da unmeowable fing dat da TED did to myown poor self? I feelz faint, an I kud reely yooz a kool drink -- kud sumkittee send da water over heer? Sundance, trying to recover his composure Oh minegudnez! Heer iz sum water inna kup... U , an sum inna bowl... u . Wud yu radder hav uh meowsickle? x:3QQ----------- ______________ | | | | |____________ | and uh pillo, yu pooooor deeeer!!! Pitoonya, caringlee |
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Kud sumkittee git me a kushin? Ize feelin faint!
On Fri, 27 Jan 2006 01:50:26 GMT, Sundance's little, agile paws typed:
I kudnt beleeve it, today Meowmie stikked me inna boks an taked me to da TED agen! She muss hav furgot dat da last time she did dat, da TED sed I wuz juss fine. An da TED muss hav furgot dat I alreddy had da meddisinz to keep me helfy, kuz I got shotted agin, and I got droppiez skwirted in myown noze agin, too! Aftur all dat, dey taked mine pikchur -- dey muss hav a chamber uv horrerz wif picherz uv all da kitteez dey haz torchured. Dey also tried gittin sum uv my poop, but I wudnt giv dem ennee, so dey sed dat Meowmie haz to bring it later. Duz dat meen dat Meowmie iz gunna do da unmeowable fing dat da TED did to myown poor self? I feelz faint, an I kud reely yooz a kool drink -- kud sumkittee send da water over heer? Sundance, trying to recover his composure Oh my towz, yew poor kitty! Dese TEDs iz just plane rood! And yur hooman hewped dat TED! Do yew kno how to hurk in her shooz???? -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs 1/26/2006 11:34:10 PM anais_737+at+verizon+dot+net |
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Kud sumkittee git me a kushin? Ize feelin faint!
"Pitoonya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
... Oh minegudnez! Heer iz sum water inna kup... U , an sum inna bowl... u . Wud yu radder hav uh meowsickle? x:3QQ----------- ______________ | | | | |____________ | and uh pillo, yu pooooor deeeer!!! Pitoonya, caringlee Oh, fangu so much, Pitoonya Sweetee! Datz so kumfurtin. [Sundance laps some of the water from the bowl, and licks the meowsickle.] Oh, dat hitz da spot! Datz juss whut I needid. I will juss lay my hed on dis nice soff pillo an rest. Itz so wunnerful uv yoo to take kare uv me like dis, Ize furry tuched by it... Sundance |
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Kud sumkittee git me a kushin? Ize feelin faint!
"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message
.. . On Fri, 27 Jan 2006 01:50:26 GMT, Sundance's little, agile paws typed: I kudnt beleeve it, today Meowmie stikked me inna boks an taked me to da TED agen! She muss hav furgot dat da last time she did dat, da TED sed I wuz juss fine. An da TED muss hav furgot dat I alreddy had da meddisinz to keep me helfy, kuz I got shotted agin, and I got droppiez skwirted in myown noze agin, too! Aftur all dat, dey taked mine pikchur -- dey muss hav a chamber uv horrerz wif picherz uv all da kitteez dey haz torchured. Dey also tried gittin sum uv my poop, but I wudnt giv dem ennee, so dey sed dat Meowmie haz to bring it later. Duz dat meen dat Meowmie iz gunna do da unmeowable fing dat da TED did to myown poor self? I feelz faint, an I kud reely yooz a kool drink -- kud sumkittee send da water over heer? Sundance, trying to recover his composure Oh my towz, yew poor kitty! Dese TEDs iz just plane rood! And yur hooman hewped dat TED! Do yew kno how to hurk in her shooz???? -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs No, I duznt seem to be wun uv doze kitteez dat kan hurk at will. Too bad, too, cuz she leevz herown shooz ware itz eezee to git at dem. Maybe I kan juss choo dem up! Sundance |
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Kud sumkittee git me a kushin? Ize feelin faint!
Sundance wrote:
"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message .. . On Fri, 27 Jan 2006 01:50:26 GMT, Sundance's little, agile paws typed: I kudnt beleeve it, today Meowmie stikked me inna boks an taked me to da TED agen! She muss hav furgot dat da last time she did dat, da TED sed I wuz juss fine. An da TED muss hav furgot dat I alreddy had da meddisinz to keep me helfy, kuz I got shotted agin, and I got droppiez skwirted in myown noze agin, too! Aftur all dat, dey taked mine pikchur -- dey muss hav a chamber uv horrerz wif picherz uv all da kitteez dey haz torchured. Dey also tried gittin sum uv my poop, but I wudnt giv dem ennee, so dey sed dat Meowmie haz to bring it later. Duz dat meen dat Meowmie iz gunna do da unmeowable fing dat da TED did to myown poor self? I feelz faint, an I kud reely yooz a kool drink -- kud sumkittee send da water over heer? Sundance, trying to recover his composure Oh my towz, yew poor kitty! Dese TEDs iz just plane rood! And yur hooman hewped dat TED! Do yew kno how to hurk in her shooz???? -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs No, I duznt seem to be wun uv doze kitteez dat kan hurk at will. Too bad, too, cuz she leevz herown shooz ware itz eezee to git at dem. Maybe I kan juss choo dem up! Sundance As I rekawl, I yam a memfur ov da Hurkink Club, or iz it da hunting club, I tink boff. Wud yu lyke furr me tu hurk in Antee Carrie'z shoo furr yu, Sunny Danze? |
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Kud sumkittee git me a kushin? Ize feelin faint!
Oh Sundance, yew poor fing---we're sendin sum nip shampayne an tuna wich I
stole frum duh hoomins in duh howse (it's got uh pikshur uv uh "bumblbee" on duh can an taysts deelishus!) How did I steel it? Well, dat's enuffer story. Yew see, I awlways hewp put duh grohserees away sen Meowmie cums hohm frum duh market --yw get duh pikshur?? Ennyway, hope yew feel bedder suun Samantha & cuzzins Finney, Lucey & Jeannie "Sundance" wrote in message . com... I kudnt beleeve it, today Meowmie stikked me inna boks an taked me to da TED agen! She muss hav furgot dat da last time she did dat, da TED sed I wuz juss fine. An da TED muss hav furgot dat I alreddy had da meddisinz to keep me helfy, kuz I got shotted agin, and I got droppiez skwirted in myown noze agin, too! Aftur all dat, dey taked mine pikchur -- dey muss hav a chamber uv horrerz wif picherz uv all da kitteez dey haz torchured. Dey also tried gittin sum uv my poop, but I wudnt giv dem ennee, so dey sed dat Meowmie haz to bring it later. Duz dat meen dat Meowmie iz gunna do da unmeowable fing dat da TED did to myown poor self? I feelz faint, an I kud reely yooz a kool drink -- kud sumkittee send da water over heer? Sundance, trying to recover his composure |
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Kud sumkittee git me a kushin? Ize feelin faint!
*Pssst, Pitoonya, owr Meowmie's name iz Sandy. "Carrie" is part uv da emale
adress.* Rebecca "Pitoonya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message ... Sundance wrote: "Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message .. . On Fri, 27 Jan 2006 01:50:26 GMT, Sundance's little, agile paws typed: I kudnt beleeve it, today Meowmie stikked me inna boks an taked me to da TED agen! She muss hav furgot dat da last time she did dat, da TED sed I wuz juss fine. An da TED muss hav furgot dat I alreddy had da meddisinz to keep me helfy, kuz I got shotted agin, and I got droppiez skwirted in myown noze agin, too! Aftur all dat, dey taked mine pikchur -- dey muss hav a chamber uv horrerz wif picherz uv all da kitteez dey haz torchured. Dey also tried gittin sum uv my poop, but I wudnt giv dem ennee, so dey sed dat Meowmie haz to bring it later. Duz dat meen dat Meowmie iz gunna do da unmeowable fing dat da TED did to myown poor self? I feelz faint, an I kud reely yooz a kool drink -- kud sumkittee send da water over heer? Sundance, trying to recover his composure Oh my towz, yew poor kitty! Dese TEDs iz just plane rood! And yur hooman hewped dat TED! Do yew kno how to hurk in her shooz???? -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs No, I duznt seem to be wun uv doze kitteez dat kan hurk at will. Too bad, too, cuz she leevz herown shooz ware itz eezee to git at dem. Maybe I kan juss choo dem up! Sundance As I rekawl, I yam a memfur ov da Hurkink Club, or iz it da hunting club, I tink boff. Wud yu lyke furr me tu hurk in Antee Carrie'z shoo furr yu, Sunny Danze? |
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Kud sumkittee git me a kushin? Ize feelin faint!
Fangks, alla yoo, I haz nevver had tuna befor -- it will be furry innerestin
to try. An dat nip shampane shud be furry refreshin, too. Sundance "Beverly Orel" wrote in message ... Oh Sundance, yew poor fing---we're sendin sum nip shampayne an tuna wich I stole frum duh hoomins in duh howse (it's got uh pikshur uv uh "bumblbee" on duh can an taysts deelishus!) How did I steel it? Well, dat's enuffer story. Yew see, I awlways hewp put duh grohserees away sen Meowmie cums hohm frum duh market --yw get duh pikshur?? Ennyway, hope yew feel bedder suun Samantha & cuzzins Finney, Lucey & Jeannie "Sundance" wrote in message . com... I kudnt beleeve it, today Meowmie stikked me inna boks an taked me to da TED agen! She muss hav furgot dat da last time she did dat, da TED sed I wuz juss fine. An da TED muss hav furgot dat I alreddy had da meddisinz to keep me helfy, kuz I got shotted agin, and I got droppiez skwirted in myown noze agin, too! Aftur all dat, dey taked mine pikchur -- dey muss hav a chamber uv horrerz wif picherz uv all da kitteez dey haz torchured. Dey also tried gittin sum uv my poop, but I wudnt giv dem ennee, so dey sed dat Meowmie haz to bring it later. Duz dat meen dat Meowmie iz gunna do da unmeowable fing dat da TED did to myown poor self? I feelz faint, an I kud reely yooz a kool drink -- kud sumkittee send da water over heer? Sundance, trying to recover his composure |
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Kud sumkittee git me a kushin? Ize feelin faint!
"Pitoonya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
... Sundance wrote: As I rekawl, I yam a memfur ov da Hurkink Club, or iz it da hunting club, I tink boff. Wud yu lyke furr me tu hurk in Antee Carrie'z shoo furr yu, Sunny Danze? Datz furry thotful uv yoo! I haz thinked abowt dat, but Ize afrade dat if Meowmie findz hurk in herown shooz, she will stop leevin dem owt whare I kan play wif dem. Maybe yoo kud hurk whare she will step onnit when she gitz outta bed in da mornin, how bowt dat? Sundance, whose loving ears are sure Pitoonya said "Antee Sandy" |
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