OT Change Me

**Matthew[_3_]** · December 3rd 08, 06:45 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes

Change Me

"Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me
to stop drinking, smoking and running around until all hours of the
night. She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the arts, gourmet cooking,
classical music, even how to invest in the stock market."

"Sounds like you may be bitter because she changed you so much."

"I'm not bitter. Now that I'm so improved, she just isn't good enough
for me."

**Granby** · December 3rd 08, 01:56 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes

Maybe this could teach her the old saying "Be Careful what you wish for, you
might it".

"Matthew" wrote in message
g.com...
Change Me

"Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me
to stop drinking, smoking and running around until all hours of the
night. She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the arts, gourmet cooking,
classical music, even how to invest in the stock market."

"Sounds like you may be bitter because she changed you so much."

"I'm not bitter. Now that I'm so improved, she just isn't good enough
for me."

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