how many calories in a bird?

"Rona Yuthasastrakosol" wrote in message
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rona (tongue in cheek, in case anyone takes me too seriously,
although she
really is on a strict diet and she really did eat that poor little
bird. No
more unsupervised outings for her!)

It really did sound like you were seriously looking for an answer. If
you laugh because someone replies with a valid response (because they
are bound to do that, you know) then I would call this a troll bait.
You're even likely to get replies about how horrible you are
because your cat killed a bird. You know, the "keep them inside"
response. ;o)