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Old June 26th 04, 08:31 PM
Magic Mood Jeep©
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Got the following forwarded to me via email - no author's name was attached:


Now I lay me down to sleep
The king-size bed is soft and deep.
I sleep right in the center groove
My human can't hardly move.

I've trapped her legs, she's tucked in tight
And here is where I pass the night
No one disturbs me or dares intrude
Till morning comes and I want food.

I sneak up slowly and begin
To nibble on my human's chin.
She wakes up quickly,
I have sharp teeth.

For the morning is here and it's time to play
I always seem to get my way.
So thank you Lord for giving me
This human person that I can see.

The one who hugs me and holds me tight
And sacrifices her bed for me at night!!
--
The ONE and ONLY
lefthanded-pathetic-paranoid-psychotic-sarcastic-wiseass-ditzy former-blonde
in Bloomington! (And proud of it, too)©
email me at nalee1964 (at) insightbb (dot) com
http://community.webshots.com/user/mgcmdjeep


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Old June 26th 04, 09:40 PM
Takayuki
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"Magic Mood Jeep©" wrote:

Got the following forwarded to me via email - no author's name was attached:

Now I lay me down to sleep
The king-size bed is soft and deep.
I sleep right in the center groove
My human can't hardly move.

I've trapped her legs, she's tucked in tight
And here is where I pass the night
No one disturbs me or dares intrude
Till morning comes and I want food.

....

I love it!

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Old June 26th 04, 09:40 PM
Takayuki
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"Magic Mood Jeep©" wrote:

Got the following forwarded to me via email - no author's name was attached:

Now I lay me down to sleep
The king-size bed is soft and deep.
I sleep right in the center groove
My human can't hardly move.

I've trapped her legs, she's tucked in tight
And here is where I pass the night
No one disturbs me or dares intrude
Till morning comes and I want food.

....

I love it!

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Old June 26th 04, 09:40 PM
Takayuki
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"Magic Mood Jeep©" wrote:

Got the following forwarded to me via email - no author's name was attached:

Now I lay me down to sleep
The king-size bed is soft and deep.
I sleep right in the center groove
My human can't hardly move.

I've trapped her legs, she's tucked in tight
And here is where I pass the night
No one disturbs me or dares intrude
Till morning comes and I want food.

....

I love it!

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Old June 26th 04, 10:18 PM
Kreisleriana
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On Sat, 26 Jun 2004 19:31:25 GMT, "Magic Mood Jeep©"
yodeled:

Got the following forwarded to me via email - no author's name was attached:


Now I lay me down to sleep
The king-size bed is soft and deep.
I sleep right in the center groove
My human can't hardly move.

I've trapped her legs, she's tucked in tight
And here is where I pass the night
No one disturbs me or dares intrude
Till morning comes and I want food.

I sneak up slowly and begin
To nibble on my human's chin.
She wakes up quickly,
I have sharp teeth.

For the morning is here and it's time to play
I always seem to get my way.
So thank you Lord for giving me
This human person that I can see.

The one who hugs me and holds me tight
And sacrifices her bed for me at night!!


Hee hee. Very good.


Theresa
My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com
alt.tv.frasier FAQ: http://www.im-listening.net/FAQ/
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Old June 26th 04, 10:18 PM
Kreisleriana
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On Sat, 26 Jun 2004 19:31:25 GMT, "Magic Mood Jeep©"
yodeled:

Got the following forwarded to me via email - no author's name was attached:


Now I lay me down to sleep
The king-size bed is soft and deep.
I sleep right in the center groove
My human can't hardly move.

I've trapped her legs, she's tucked in tight
And here is where I pass the night
No one disturbs me or dares intrude
Till morning comes and I want food.

I sneak up slowly and begin
To nibble on my human's chin.
She wakes up quickly,
I have sharp teeth.

For the morning is here and it's time to play
I always seem to get my way.
So thank you Lord for giving me
This human person that I can see.

The one who hugs me and holds me tight
And sacrifices her bed for me at night!!


Hee hee. Very good.


Theresa
My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com
alt.tv.frasier FAQ: http://www.im-listening.net/FAQ/
  #7  
Old June 26th 04, 10:18 PM
Kreisleriana
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On Sat, 26 Jun 2004 19:31:25 GMT, "Magic Mood Jeep©"
yodeled:

Got the following forwarded to me via email - no author's name was attached:


Now I lay me down to sleep
The king-size bed is soft and deep.
I sleep right in the center groove
My human can't hardly move.

I've trapped her legs, she's tucked in tight
And here is where I pass the night
No one disturbs me or dares intrude
Till morning comes and I want food.

I sneak up slowly and begin
To nibble on my human's chin.
She wakes up quickly,
I have sharp teeth.

For the morning is here and it's time to play
I always seem to get my way.
So thank you Lord for giving me
This human person that I can see.

The one who hugs me and holds me tight
And sacrifices her bed for me at night!!


Hee hee. Very good.


Theresa
My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com
alt.tv.frasier FAQ: http://www.im-listening.net/FAQ/
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Old June 27th 04, 12:14 PM
Cati
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oh how true, i reckon Grizzy and mistoffelees read this ages ago.

Cati

"Magic Mood Jeep©" wrote in message
news:hakDc.185688$Ly.99338@attbi_s01...
Got the following forwarded to me via email - no author's name was

attached:


Now I lay me down to sleep
The king-size bed is soft and deep.
I sleep right in the center groove
My human can't hardly move.

I've trapped her legs, she's tucked in tight
And here is where I pass the night
No one disturbs me or dares intrude
Till morning comes and I want food.

I sneak up slowly and begin
To nibble on my human's chin.
She wakes up quickly,
I have sharp teeth.

For the morning is here and it's time to play
I always seem to get my way.
So thank you Lord for giving me
This human person that I can see.

The one who hugs me and holds me tight
And sacrifices her bed for me at night!!
--
The ONE and ONLY
lefthanded-pathetic-paranoid-psychotic-sarcastic-wiseass-ditzy

former-blonde
in Bloomington! (And proud of it, too)©
email me at nalee1964 (at) insightbb (dot) com
http://community.webshots.com/user/mgcmdjeep




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Old June 27th 04, 12:14 PM
Cati
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oh how true, i reckon Grizzy and mistoffelees read this ages ago.

Cati

"Magic Mood Jeep©" wrote in message
news:hakDc.185688$Ly.99338@attbi_s01...
Got the following forwarded to me via email - no author's name was

attached:


Now I lay me down to sleep
The king-size bed is soft and deep.
I sleep right in the center groove
My human can't hardly move.

I've trapped her legs, she's tucked in tight
And here is where I pass the night
No one disturbs me or dares intrude
Till morning comes and I want food.

I sneak up slowly and begin
To nibble on my human's chin.
She wakes up quickly,
I have sharp teeth.

For the morning is here and it's time to play
I always seem to get my way.
So thank you Lord for giving me
This human person that I can see.

The one who hugs me and holds me tight
And sacrifices her bed for me at night!!
--
The ONE and ONLY
lefthanded-pathetic-paranoid-psychotic-sarcastic-wiseass-ditzy

former-blonde
in Bloomington! (And proud of it, too)©
email me at nalee1964 (at) insightbb (dot) com
http://community.webshots.com/user/mgcmdjeep




  #10  
Old June 27th 04, 12:14 PM
Cati
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oh how true, i reckon Grizzy and mistoffelees read this ages ago.

Cati

"Magic Mood Jeep©" wrote in message
news:hakDc.185688$Ly.99338@attbi_s01...
Got the following forwarded to me via email - no author's name was

attached:


Now I lay me down to sleep
The king-size bed is soft and deep.
I sleep right in the center groove
My human can't hardly move.

I've trapped her legs, she's tucked in tight
And here is where I pass the night
No one disturbs me or dares intrude
Till morning comes and I want food.

I sneak up slowly and begin
To nibble on my human's chin.
She wakes up quickly,
I have sharp teeth.

For the morning is here and it's time to play
I always seem to get my way.
So thank you Lord for giving me
This human person that I can see.

The one who hugs me and holds me tight
And sacrifices her bed for me at night!!
--
The ONE and ONLY
lefthanded-pathetic-paranoid-psychotic-sarcastic-wiseass-ditzy

former-blonde
in Bloomington! (And proud of it, too)©
email me at nalee1964 (at) insightbb (dot) com
http://community.webshots.com/user/mgcmdjeep




 




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