I want to ruin the following groups

"Outsider"

Kyla
--watching Judge Judy give a d*g owner a good reaming G
He gonna get it good

and he did indeed 'get it' LOL


ps: totally love Judge Judy here.

Oh yeah..I'd hate to have her mad at me.
I have her DVD
Some Judge Judy-isms:

I'm Speaking!!
Put on your listening ears!!
What are you, an idiot?!!
If it doesn't make sense, it's usually not true!!
I don't believe you!!
On your best day, you're not as smart as me on my worst day!!
Hurry up, I've got better things to do today!!


And her baliff, Byrd, is doing crosswords on his clipboard while she's
'judging' She is the only TV Judge that doesn't use a gavel, and she has a
star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame

There ya go G
Kyla

BW for some.

My husband had been dead for two years and I still get calls for him. Best
one was:

Man: Is Mr. Barnes at home?

Me: No

Man: well, I spoke to him last week and agreed to give him a quote on Life
Insurance.

Me: Wait, you said you spoke to him?

Man Yes

Me: That is interesting, he has been dead for two years, could you give me
his number?

The man actually sputtered then hung up on me!!!


"Kyla =^..^=" wrote in message
. ..

"Outsider"
"Kyla =^..^="

"tanadashoes"
"Kyla =^..^="
Ohhh, now I understand...LOL
KYla
the ky-gene? heh
BTW, somebody called the other day and asked if this was 'Kayla' and
I replied 'there's no one named Kayla here'.
You don't pronounce my name right, you don't get to talk to me, iz
all. heh
Kyla
--marking my 'spot'

I had a telemarketer ask to speak to my mommy once. I asked if he
had a really good long distance plan.

Pam S.

LOL...good for you

Kyla
--watching Judge Judy give a d*g owner a good reaming G
He gonna get it good



Ha! I must have gotten the same guy (many years ago)! He asks (trust me
I did not sound like a kid at 26 at the time) is your mother at home?
I
answered "I don't know. Why don't you call her house and see". and hung
up.

Andy

LOL...good for you
Kyla

Me hab kno toofiez an kand ford new unz,sew i gum me fud G
Kyla
--off for a cat nap, Mosey's gettin impatient
"Granby" Ooooohhhh you will hear from me later!!!!
"Stormmee"
that is why MO people can do it and KY people can't, Lee
Kyla =^..^=
LOL....how about with NO teeth?
Kyla
"Stormmee"
can't pull out a cork with just one tooth, Lee
tanadashoes
"Granby"
Ya know I got to tell them now. Ok, I bought this really nice
sturdy
Wine
bottle opener. It is too fancy to call a corkscrew. You lifer up
an
handle, kind of shaped like an old pump handle, lower the entire
thing
over the wine bottle, grasp the piece of metal on one side and the
padded
part on the other. Then, you lower the handle so it lines up with
the
side of the bottle. Then, you raise the handle and the cork comes
out,
you again lower the handle and the cork comes off in your hand.

So her DH shows her how to work it, and when we spent a week end in
St.
Louis I showed her. She decided to open some when her DH wasn't
home
and
somehow this well constructed hefty built thing fell apart in her
hands.
She was laughing so hard when she told me. She needs to tell her
side
of
this. I spose in Missouri where she comes from, They somehow grab
the
cork with their teeth and pull it out!
"

I thought that was Kentucky where they did that.

Pam S. now confused

the place where DH got his cost a hundred bucks, he says they fit, ask
Gramby how they look, Lee
Kyla =^..^= wrote in message
...
Me hab kno toofiez an kand ford new unz,sew i gum me fud G
Kyla
--off for a cat nap, Mosey's gettin impatient
"Granby" Ooooohhhh you will hear from me later!!!!
"Stormmee"
that is why MO people can do it and KY people can't, Lee
Kyla =^..^=
LOL....how about with NO teeth?
Kyla
"Stormmee"
can't pull out a cork with just one tooth, Lee
tanadashoes
"Granby"
Ya know I got to tell them now. Ok, I bought this really nice
sturdy
Wine
bottle opener. It is too fancy to call a corkscrew. You lifer
up
an
handle, kind of shaped like an old pump handle, lower the entire
thing
over the wine bottle, grasp the piece of metal on one side and
the
padded
part on the other. Then, you lower the handle so it lines up
with
the
side of the bottle. Then, you raise the handle and the cork
comes
out,
you again lower the handle and the cork comes off in your hand.

So her DH shows her how to work it, and when we spent a week end
in
St.
Louis I showed her. She decided to open some when her DH wasn't
home
and
somehow this well constructed hefty built thing fell apart in
her
hands.
She was laughing so hard when she told me. She needs to tell her
side
of
this. I spose in Missouri where she comes from, They somehow
grab
the
cork with their teeth and pull it out!
"

I thought that was Kentucky where they did that.

Pam S. now confused

On Mar 4, 9:31*am, jim wrote:
alt,callahans, recpets.cats.anecdotes, anyone want too help me with
this, i think these groups suck full of people who dont belong
on the net and need too be driven off, also alt callahans is full of
child molesters like frank

So, why do you bother to read them? No one is forcing you to do so.
You sound very immature. Probably too young to be on MySpace anyway,
so . . . go take your nap!

I can never remember the name, I always think "cheap teeth" but it is
something like dentures for less. I know several who have gone there, these
places are all over the country. They now go from three hundred to a
thousand I heard last. They look fine and he does well with them. The last
lady I know that got them has to find a new Dentist he was so mad. Guess
because of the money he didn't get. She is doing fine with them.

I know, I know, Matthew would sit on his porch, in his rocking chair and
whittle some if needed.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
the place where DH got his cost a hundred bucks, he says they fit, ask
Gramby how they look, Lee
Kyla =^..^= wrote in message
...
Me hab kno toofiez an kand ford new unz,sew i gum me fud G
Kyla
--off for a cat nap, Mosey's gettin impatient
"Granby" Ooooohhhh you will hear from me later!!!!
"Stormmee"
that is why MO people can do it and KY people can't, Lee
Kyla =^..^=
LOL....how about with NO teeth?
Kyla
"Stormmee"
can't pull out a cork with just one tooth, Lee
tanadashoes
"Granby"
Ya know I got to tell them now. Ok, I bought this really nice
sturdy
Wine
bottle opener. It is too fancy to call a corkscrew. You lifer
up
an
handle, kind of shaped like an old pump handle, lower the entire
thing
over the wine bottle, grasp the piece of metal on one side and
the
padded
part on the other. Then, you lower the handle so it lines up
with
the
side of the bottle. Then, you raise the handle and the cork
comes
out,
you again lower the handle and the cork comes off in your hand.

So her DH shows her how to work it, and when we spent a week end
in
St.
Louis I showed her. She decided to open some when her DH wasn't
home
and
somehow this well constructed hefty built thing fell apart in
her
hands.
She was laughing so hard when she told me. She needs to tell
her
side
of
this. I spose in Missouri where she comes from, They somehow
grab
the
cork with their teeth and pull it out!
"

I thought that was Kentucky where they did that.

Pam S. now confused

LOL..what cretins they are.
Good answer.
Kyla

"Granby"
BW for some.

My husband had been dead for two years and I still get calls for him.
Best one was:

Man: Is Mr. Barnes at home?

Me: No

Man: well, I spoke to him last week and agreed to give him a quote on Life
Insurance.

Me: Wait, you said you spoke to him?

Man Yes

Me: That is interesting, he has been dead for two years, could you give me
his number?

The man actually sputtered then hung up on me!!!


"Kyla =^..^="
"Outsider"
"Kyla =^..^="

"tanadashoes"
"Kyla =^..^="
Ohhh, now I understand...LOL
KYla
the ky-gene? heh
BTW, somebody called the other day and asked if this was 'Kayla' and
I replied 'there's no one named Kayla here'.
You don't pronounce my name right, you don't get to talk to me, iz
all. heh
Kyla
--marking my 'spot'

I had a telemarketer ask to speak to my mommy once. I asked if he
had a really good long distance plan.

Pam S.

LOL...good for you

Kyla
--watching Judge Judy give a d*g owner a good reaming G
He gonna get it good



Ha! I must have gotten the same guy (many years ago)! He asks (trust
me I did not sound like a kid at 26 at the time) is your mother at
home? I
answered "I don't know. Why don't you call her house and see". and hung
up.

Andy

LOL...good for you
Kyla

Still out of budget, even a hundred, but I don't look like don't wear em, do
I? I sent you my pix Granby....did'ja get it?
hope it didn't scare ya.
I'll be 63 next month.
Income Tax Day
Kyla

"Granby"
I can never remember the name, I always think "cheap teeth" but it is
something like dentures for less. I know several who have gone there,
these places are all over the country. They now go from three hundred to a
thousand I heard last. They look fine and he does well with them. The last
lady I know that got them has to find a new Dentist he was so mad. Guess
because of the money he didn't get. She is doing fine with them.

I know, I know, Matthew would sit on his porch, in his rocking chair and
whittle some if needed.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
the place where DH got his cost a hundred bucks, he says they fit, ask
Gramby how they look, Lee
Kyla =^..^= wrote in message
...
Me hab kno toofiez an kand ford new unz,sew i gum me fud G
Kyla
--off for a cat nap, Mosey's gettin impatient
"Granby" Ooooohhhh you will hear from me later!!!!
"Stormmee"
that is why MO people can do it and KY people can't, Lee
Kyla =^..^=
LOL....how about with NO teeth?
Kyla
"Stormmee"
can't pull out a cork with just one tooth, Lee
tanadashoes
"Granby"
Ya know I got to tell them now. Ok, I bought this really nice
sturdy
Wine
bottle opener. It is too fancy to call a corkscrew. You lifer
up
an
handle, kind of shaped like an old pump handle, lower the
entire
thing
over the wine bottle, grasp the piece of metal on one side and
the
padded
part on the other. Then, you lower the handle so it lines up
with
the
side of the bottle. Then, you raise the handle and the cork
comes
out,
you again lower the handle and the cork comes off in your hand.

So her DH shows her how to work it, and when we spent a week
end
in
St.
Louis I showed her. She decided to open some when her DH
wasn't
home
and
somehow this well constructed hefty built thing fell apart in
her
hands.
She was laughing so hard when she told me. She needs to tell
her
side
of
this. I spose in Missouri where she comes from, They somehow
grab
the
cork with their teeth and pull it out!
"

I thought that was Kentucky where they did that.

Pam S. now confused

as long as you are checking stuff check my weather I keep missing the
forecast, aforementioned relatives have got 2 inches of snow in the last 90
minutes, Lee
Granby wrote in message
...
Will check.
"Kyla =^..^=" wrote in message
. ..
Still out of budget, even a hundred, but I don't look like don't wear
em,
do I? I sent you my pix Granby....did'ja get it?
hope it didn't scare ya.
I'll be 63 next month.
Income Tax Day
Kyla

"Granby"
I can never remember the name, I always think "cheap teeth" but it is
something like dentures for less. I know several who have gone there,
these places are all over the country. They now go from three hundred to
a
thousand I heard last. They look fine and he does well with them. The
last lady I know that got them has to find a new Dentist he was so mad.
Guess because of the money he didn't get. She is doing fine with them.

I know, I know, Matthew would sit on his porch, in his rocking chair
and
whittle some if needed.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
the place where DH got his cost a hundred bucks, he says they fit, ask
Gramby how they look, Lee
Kyla =^..^= wrote in message
...
Me hab kno toofiez an kand ford new unz,sew i gum me fud G
Kyla
--off for a cat nap, Mosey's gettin impatient
"Granby" Ooooohhhh you will hear from me later!!!!
"Stormmee"
that is why MO people can do it and KY people can't, Lee
Kyla =^..^=
LOL....how about with NO teeth?
Kyla
"Stormmee"
can't pull out a cork with just one tooth, Lee
tanadashoes
"Granby"
Ya know I got to tell them now. Ok, I bought this really
nice
sturdy
Wine
bottle opener. It is too fancy to call a corkscrew. You
lifer
up
an
handle, kind of shaped like an old pump handle, lower the
entire
thing
over the wine bottle, grasp the piece of metal on one side
and
the
padded
part on the other. Then, you lower the handle so it lines
up
with
the
side of the bottle. Then, you raise the handle and the cork
comes
out,
you again lower the handle and the cork comes off in your
hand.

So her DH shows her how to work it, and when we spent a week
end
in
St.
Louis I showed her. She decided to open some when her DH
wasn't
home
and
somehow this well constructed hefty built thing fell apart
in
her
hands.
She was laughing so hard when she told me. She needs to
tell
her
side
of
this. I spose in Missouri where she comes from, They
somehow
grab
the
cork with their teeth and pull it out!
"

I thought that was Kentucky where they did that.

Pam S. now confused

Will check.
"Kyla =^..^=" wrote in message
. ..
Still out of budget, even a hundred, but I don't look like don't wear em,
do I? I sent you my pix Granby....did'ja get it?
hope it didn't scare ya.
I'll be 63 next month.
Income Tax Day
Kyla

"Granby"
I can never remember the name, I always think "cheap teeth" but it is
something like dentures for less. I know several who have gone there,
these places are all over the country. They now go from three hundred to a
thousand I heard last. They look fine and he does well with them. The
last lady I know that got them has to find a new Dentist he was so mad.
Guess because of the money he didn't get. She is doing fine with them.

I know, I know, Matthew would sit on his porch, in his rocking chair and
whittle some if needed.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
the place where DH got his cost a hundred bucks, he says they fit, ask
Gramby how they look, Lee
Kyla =^..^= wrote in message
...
Me hab kno toofiez an kand ford new unz,sew i gum me fud G
Kyla
--off for a cat nap, Mosey's gettin impatient
"Granby" Ooooohhhh you will hear from me later!!!!
"Stormmee"
that is why MO people can do it and KY people can't, Lee
Kyla =^..^=
LOL....how about with NO teeth?
Kyla
"Stormmee"
can't pull out a cork with just one tooth, Lee
tanadashoes
"Granby"
Ya know I got to tell them now. Ok, I bought this really nice
sturdy
Wine
bottle opener. It is too fancy to call a corkscrew. You
lifer
up
an
handle, kind of shaped like an old pump handle, lower the
entire
thing
over the wine bottle, grasp the piece of metal on one side and
the
padded
part on the other. Then, you lower the handle so it lines up
with
the
side of the bottle. Then, you raise the handle and the cork
comes
out,
you again lower the handle and the cork comes off in your
hand.

So her DH shows her how to work it, and when we spent a week
end
in
St.
Louis I showed her. She decided to open some when her DH
wasn't
home
and
somehow this well constructed hefty built thing fell apart in
her
hands.
She was laughing so hard when she told me. She needs to tell
her
side
of
this. I spose in Missouri where she comes from, They somehow
grab
the
cork with their teeth and pull it out!
"

I thought that was Kentucky where they did that.

Pam S. now confused