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The Silly Cat Survey
Everyone's seen those surveys that go around email asking you to
answer 20 random questions. But this might be the first one intended for felines. (Hoomins are allowed to help those cats who prefer to have someone else do their typing.) 1. Let's start with an easy one--your full name, including hoomin surname if you use one and/or show titles. 2. Where is your favourite place to sleep? 3. If you could send one thing to the depths of Hell, what would it be? 4. If you could take one thing across the Bridge with you, what would it be? 5. Inside or outside? 6. Ever had a boy/girl friend? 7. What do you think of kittens? 8. How many colours of fur do you have? 9. How many hoomin slaves do you keep? 10. Food: gooshy or dry? 11. Favourite hoomin food? 12. Who do you love most? 13. Your opinion of TV? 14. How many lives do you have left? 15. What is the proper function of a vaccuum cleaner? 16. Birds, mice, bugs or snakes? 17. Favourite toy? 18. What's your favourite activity that hoomins don't allow? 19. Most embarrassing moment? 20. What nickname do, or should, you have? --Fil (When it shows up on Google I'll get my crew to fill it out.) |
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"Enfilade" wrote in message m... Everyone's seen those surveys that go around email asking you to answer 20 random questions. But this might be the first one intended for felines. (Hoomins are allowed to help those cats who prefer to have someone else do their typing.) 1. Let's start with an easy one--your full name, including hoomin surname if you use one and/or show titles. Buddhus Magnificus, aka Buddha. 2. Where is your favourite place to sleep? Anyplace soft where I can stand on my head, preferably sunlit. 3. If you could send one thing to the depths of Hell, what would it be? Pills. 4. If you could take one thing across the Bridge with you, what would it be? My papa human. 5. Inside or outside? Inside but I frequently hear the Call of the Wild and my humans go with me into the fenced back yard. 6. Ever had a boy/girl friend? Other cats are not good enough for me. 7. What do you think of kittens? Never seen one, don't remember being one. 8. How many colours of fur do you have? Three--black and white and some brown in sunlight. 9. How many hoomin slaves do you keep? 4. 10. Food: gooshy or dry? I have never met the food I do not like. 11. Favourite hoomin food? Chicken. 12. Who do you love most? My papa human. He smells like a boy. 13. Your opinion of TV? What is that? 14. How many lives do you have left? 7. I had two very bad fits, but am fine now. 15. What is the proper function of a vaccuum cleaner? To make sure the cats go under the bed. 16. Birds, mice, bugs or snakes? Toys for dismantling. 17. Favourite toy? Laser light. 18. What's your favourite activity that hoomins don't allow? Eating ALL THE TIME!! 19. Most embarrassing moment? When I saw a cat outside the window and my papa human walked by and I bit him on the ankle. I don't know what came over me. 20. What nickname do, or should, you have? Boo Boo, Queen of All Cats. --Fil (When it shows up on Google I'll get my crew to fill it out.) |
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Enfilade wrote
Everyone's seen those surveys that go around email asking you to answer 20 random questions. But this might be the first one intended for felines. (Hoomins are allowed to help those cats who prefer to have someone else do their typing.) 1. Let's start with an easy one--your full name, including hoomin surname if you use one and/or show titles. NP: Nanki Poo MK: Minke 2. Where is your favourite place to sleep? NP: Bed MK: Bed 3. If you could send one thing to the depths of Hell, what would it be? NP: Car MK: What? 4. If you could take one thing across the Bridge with you, what would it be? NP: Bed MK: Nanki Poo 5. Inside or outside? NP: Out MK: Out 6. Ever had a boy/girl friend? NP: No MK: No 7. What do you think of kittens? NP: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggg ggggggghhhhhh !! Minke was a most annoying kitten and now he's a most annoying cat! MK: ??? 8. How many colours of fur do you have? NP: Three: not only the normal two of any Siamese, but I have white tips to my front paws. MK: Two, being Siamese. Why does Nanki Poo have white tips to his front paws? 9. How many hoomin slaves do you keep? NP: Two MK: Two 10. Food: gooshy or dry? NP: Food is food MK: Whatever 11. Favourite hoomin food? NP: Chicken, meat MK: Chicken, anything really 12. Who do you love most? NP: Me MK: Nanki Poo 13. Your opinion of TV? NP: zzzzzzzzzzzz MK: What's TV? 14. How many lives do you have left? NP: Nine MK: Nine 15. What is the proper function of a vaccuum cleaner? NP: Making too much noise MK: Scaring poor cats 16. Birds, mice, bugs or snakes? NP: I like catching frogs and seeing them jump MK: I wish birds would play with me more 17. Favourite toy? NP: ??????? MK: Nanki Poo 18. What's your favourite activity that hoomins don't allow? NP: Walking on their food MK: Nothing much 19. Most embarrassing moment? NP: I'm sure I meant to ... MK: ????????? 20. What nickname do, or should, you have? NP: Poo MK: Minks -- David Stevenson Storypage: http://blakjak.com/sty_menu.htm Liverpool, England, UK Emails welcome Nanki Poo: SI O+W B 12 Y L+ W++ C+ I T+ A- E H++ V- F Q P+ B+ PA+ PL SC Minke: SI W+Cp B 3 Y L W+ C++ I T A- E H++ V++ F- Q- P B PA+ PL+ SC- |
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--"David Stevenson" wrote in message ... Enfilade wrote 1. Let's start with an easy one--your full name, including hoomin surname if you use one and/or show titles. Kim 2. Where is your favourite place to sleep? On the hewmans bed 3. If you could send one thing to the depths of Hell, what would it be? The cat next door 4. If you could take one thing across the Bridge with you, what would it be? My mum 5. Inside or outside? Outside 6. Ever had a boy/girl friend? A lady never kisses and tells 7. What do you think of kittens?. I like kittens as long as they're someone elses. 8. How many colours of fur do you have? One, black 9. How many hoomin slaves do you keep? Two 10. Food: gooshy or dry? I'll eat anything. Does my bum look big in this ? 11. Favourite hoomin food? Chicken 12. Who do you love most?. Depends who's feeding me 13. Your opinion of TV? Pfffht 14. How many lives do you have left?. At least 8 15. What is the proper function of a vaccuum cleaner? To sit in the cupboard under the stairs. 16. Birds, mice, bugs or snakes? Mice, live baby ones. I bring them home for my hoomins to chase around the living room. 17. Favourite toy?. The dog . He's smaller than me, heh 18. What's your favourite activity that hoomins don't allow? Dont allow? I'm the boss! 19. Most embarrassing moment? I never do embarrassing things. 20. What nickname do, or should, you have? Madame Stinky |
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Enfilade wrote Everyone's seen those surveys that go around email asking you to answer 20 random questions. But this might be the first one intended for felines. (Hoomins are allowed to help those cats who prefer to have someone else do their typing.) 1. Let's start with an easy one--your full name, including hoomin surname if you use one and/or show titles. Sheba the Queen Robin the Lovebug King Djoser 2. Where is your favourite place to sleep? All three cats: Meowmy's bed 3. If you could send one thing to the depths of Hell, what would it be? Sheba: Djoser Robin: the harness and leash Djoser: Sheba 4. If you could take one thing across the Bridge with you, what would it be? Sheba: food Robin: Meowmy Djoser: Meowmy 5. Inside or outside? All three cats: inside; but in protest 6. Ever had a boy/girl friend? Sheba: My beloved Max; and then Amber. Both RB, sadly Robin: I would love to play post office or any other game with with a boy/girlfriend. Djoser: All I need is Meowmy for love 7. What do you think of kittens? Sheba: vermin Robin: fun toys! Djoser: I am not sharing my Meowmy! 8. How many colours of fur do you have? Sheba: four, as I am tortishell Robin: blue and a bit of white Djoser: I am all satin black 9. How many hoomin slaves do you keep? All three cats: two 10. Food: gooshy or dry? Sheba: all kinds of fiid Robin: dry Djoser: dry 11. Favourite hoomin food? Sheba: anything Robin: roast chicken and turkey Djoser: roast chicken and turkey 12. Who do you love most? all three cats: Meowmy 13. Your opinion of TV? All three cats: uninteresting, unless there is a nature or Audubon show 14. How many lives do you have left? Sheba: 8, I was attacked by a coyote when I was young Robin: 9, I have led a charmed life Djoser: 8, a mean man dumped me in the country in the winter and then Meowmy rescued me 15. What is the proper function of a vaccuum cleaner? all three cats: to stay hidden in the closet 16. Birds, mice, bugs or snakes? Sheba: food Robin and Djoser: something to hone our hunting skills and then eat 17. Favourite toy? Sheba: leather string Robin: laser light Djoser: The Feathered Flyer 18. What's your favourite activity that hoomins don't allow? Sheba: trying to steal hoomin food Robin: trying to sneak outside Djoser: picking on Sheba 19. Most embarrassing moment? Sheba: when I wet myself with fear at TEDs Robin: when I fell off the bed while asleep Djoser: when I slipped ond fell flat on ice while chasing a bunny 20. What nickname do, or should, you have? Sheba: Pretty little girl Robin: Lovebug Djoser: Sweet boy -- CATherine |
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[piggy-backing, since the original is not on my server]
Enfilade wrote Everyone's seen those surveys that go around email asking you to answer 20 random questions. But this might be the first one intended for felines. (Hoomins are allowed to help those cats who prefer to have someone else do their typing.) 1. Let's start with an easy one--your full name, including hoomin surname if you use one and/or show titles. Will: William of Orange Heidi: Heidi 2. Where is your favourite place to sleep? W: The window shelf in Paw's bedroom H: Upstairs hallway, living room sofa, tool bench in the cellar -- I've got lots of 'em. 3. If you could send one thing to the depths of Hell, what would it be? W: I've had more than enough of the stinky stuff I have to breathe from that AeroKat thingy before I get my treats. H: The front door; we don't use it because we don't get to go out, and if nobody could come in, I wouldn't have to keep dodging down cellar. 4. If you could take one thing across the Bridge with you, what would it be? W: My new Forever Home and my hoomins. H: Lots of kibbles (oh, and can I please take my brush, too?) 5. Inside or outside? W: Inside, but I'd like to have some Out time. H: Inside. I was Out for a few weeks and I almost died of hunger. There was no kibbles! 8. How many colours of fur do you have? W: Just one -- dilute orange, with a little darker striping. I look a lot like Britta's Vino, only I've got a tail. H: Three -- brown, pale orange, black. I'm a long-haired torby. 9. How many hoomin slaves do you keep? Both: Three, but the older ones are only good for skritches, not for food. And we have to watch out for them when they move around. 10. Food: gooshy or dry? Both: Dry. Paw tried to put water on our kibble a coupla times, but we made it very clear that was not allowed. 11. Favourite hoomin food? W: That's the only bad thing about my new Forever Home. When I first got here, I would always come and sit up to the table, making it clear, in a very polite manner, that I expected to get hoomin food. But I never got any (sigh), so I finally gave up and don't pay much attention to the hoomins eating any more. H: I'm not interested in hoomin food. 12. Who do you love most? W: Paw H: I love people who skritch me and brush me -- only it takes a long time to be sure they're safe. 13. Your opinion of TV? W: No interest. H: It's a good thing because it anchors hoomins, so you can settle in right next to them and get skritches. 14. How many lives do you have left? W: Maybe about six. Not too bad for an 11-year-old. H: Eight, I guess, but the Out just about scared me out the rest of them. 15. What is the proper function of a vaccuum cleaner? W: It's hard to tell, but I don't trust it and I don't like the noise, so I stay a long ways away from it. I just hope that my Paw knows what he is doing. H: I've been trying to figure it out. I'd like to get close and see what it's doing, but the noise makes me nervous when I'm too close. 16. Birds, mice, bugs or snakes? W: I like watching birds through the window, and I like playing with the mice that Heidi brings up from down cellar. H: I'm a real good mouse catcher. 17. Favourite toy? W: I like strings, as long as there's a hoomin attached to the other end. H: Anything my hoomins will push under a door for me. 18. What's your favourite activity that hoomins don't allow? Both: Lying down on whatever the hoomins are working at, like keyboards and picture puzzles. 19. Most embarrassing moment? W: Rolling off the edge of things. I don't like that, but somehow I keep doing it. H: Oh, I would never do anything gauche. 20. What nickname do, or should, you have? W: Sweet William H: Your Fluffiness Both: Foolish Feline; Pain (Utter Pain, Complete Pain, Painful P. Pussycat, etc.); Pusstiferous Pessycat; Hey! You with the fur on you -- Wayne M. |
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Enfilade wrote Everyone's seen those surveys that go around email asking you to answer 20 random questions. But this might be the first one intended for felines. (Hoomins are allowed to help those cats who prefer to have someone else do their typing.) 1. Let's start with an easy one--your full name, including hoomin surname if you use one and/or show titles. Jake or preferably Jacob Molly 2. Where is your favourite place to sleep? Jake: I'm not telling. THey might find me Molly: The boys beds. Preferably with the boys in them 3. If you could send one thing to the depths of Hell, what would it be? Jake: Blue Jays (I've sent my fair share) Molly: All the other cats in the neighborhood 4. If you could take one thing across the Bridge with you, what would it be? Jake: My Black stuffed cat Molly: Jake 5. Inside or outside? Jake: Out Molly: Out 6. Ever had a boy/girl friend? Jake: I used to have a playmate named Oreo but he got moved away Molly: Does my kittens Dad count? I barely knew him 7. What do you think of kittens? Jake: Really annoying, and too small to hit Molly: I think they are very interesting. Did I ever have that much energy? 8. How many colours of fur do you have? Jake: I'm a Sealpoint Siamese. Servent of the Gods. Master of all earthly lifeforms Molly: They say I'm a Calico. White spots and Orange stops and Grey tabby spots. 9. How many hoomin slaves do you keep? JakeandMolly: Two full time. Lots of part time help 10. Food: gooshy or dry? JakeandMolly: Dry. Mixture of assorted brands. And the occasional shrimp or ray tuna. 11. Favourite hoomin food? JakeandMolly: We do not eat after the slaves. 12. Who do you love most? Jake: When Mommy wears a nice fuzzy sweater. I love makin biscuits Molly: When the food and water bowls stay full and the back door stays open 13. Your opinion of TV? JAkeandMolly: Well it does keep the hoomins home and available to serve 14. How many lives do you have left? Jake: About six Molly: About five 15. What is the proper function of a vaccuum cleaner? JakeandMolly: We never stay around long enough to figure out what it does. 16. Birds, mice, bugs or snakes? JakeandMolly: If it moves its prey 17. Favourite toy? Jake: DOn't tell anyone but I've got this really cool black cat stashed under the bookcase Molly: The leopard spotten thing on the stick with feathers on the end. Jake 18. What's your favourite activity that hoomins don't allow? Allow? Us? 19. Most embarrassing moment? We do not make mistakes, therefore we do not get embarrassed. We do on occasion choose to entertain the slaves however 20. What nickname do, or should, you have? Jake: Jakitty Molly: Babbygirl -- Posted for the master and mistress by Jofirey |
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On Tue, 22 Mar 2005 17:16:18 -0800, Enfilade wrote:
Everyone's seen those surveys that go around email asking you to answer 20 random questions. But this might be the first one intended for felines. (Hoomins are allowed to help those cats who prefer to have someone else do their typing.) 1. Let's start with an easy one--your full name, including hoomin surname if you use one and/or show titles. 2. Where is your favourite place to sleep? 3. If you could send one thing to the depths of Hell, what would it be? 4. If you could take one thing across the Bridge with you, what would it be? 5. Inside or outside? 6. Ever had a boy/girl friend? 7. What do you think of kittens? 8. How many colours of fur do you have? 9. How many hoomin slaves do you keep? 10. Food: gooshy or dry? 11. Favourite hoomin food? 12. Who do you love most? 13. Your opinion of TV? 14. How many lives do you have left? 15. What is the proper function of a vaccuum cleaner? 16. Birds, mice, bugs or snakes? 17. Favourite toy? 18. What's your favourite activity that hoomins don't allow? 19. Most embarrassing moment? 20. What nickname do, or should, you have? --Fil (When it shows up on Google I'll get my crew to fill it out.) TuTu is inscrutable. MLB |
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On Tue 22 Mar 2005 08:16:18p, Enfilade wrote in
rec.pets.cats.anecdotes om): I guess I'll have to make kitties draw straws to choose who will answer this survey, otherwise I'd be typing for them for days. (Shammy wins because I let him due to his bad owie) 1. Let's start with an easy one--your full name, including hoomin surname if you use one and/or show titles. Shamrock "the Rock" de Badskinnicus 2. Where is your favourite place to sleep? What day? 3. If you could send one thing to the depths of Hell, what would it be? Bonnie 4. If you could take one thing across the Bridge with you, what would it be? Laser pointer (aka Red dot greebling) 5. Inside or outside? Inside baybee, all da way! But I love my outside thingie mommy calls an inclosher, has a flappy door that I mastered in a day 6. Ever had a boy/girl friend? (He mumbled something I couldn't understand) 7. What do you think of kittens? I like to smell their butts 8. How many colours of fur do you have? Two 9. How many hoomin slaves do you keep? Mostly just one 10. Food: gooshy or dry? Gooshy fish but meowmie only lets me have it sometimes 11. Favourite hoomin food? Bah. Give me fishy gooshy food. But I do like shrimpies 12. Who do you love most? Meowmie!! No one else can love her! 13. Your opinion of TV? Noisy 14. How many lives do you have left? Prolly not many 15. What is the proper function of a vaccuum cleaner? Off and hidden 16. Birds, mice, bugs or snakes? BUG!!!! 17. Favourite toy? Red dot greebling Red dot greebling Red dot greebling Red dot greebling (where is it!!!!) 18. What's your favourite activity that hoomins don't allow? Beating up Bonnie 19. Most embarrassing moment? What, embarrassed? Moi? I do everything intentionally. 20. What nickname do, or should, you have? Meowmie calls me silly boy. Or goofy. Or Samwock. I'm so confused. -- Cheryl |
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