The Silly Cat Survey

Enfilade wrote:

Everyone's seen those surveys that go around email asking you to
answer 20 random questions. But this might be the first one intended
for felines. (Hoomins are allowed to help those cats who prefer to
have someone else do their typing.)

1. Let's start with an easy one--your full name, including hoomin
surname if you use one and/or show titles.

Harriet Roadcat Mahoney

2. Where is your favourite place to sleep?

EIther on the bunk in the truck wif mine Paw, or in the overhead rack,
or on the dashboard. No, it's in my Paw's arms while he drives.

3. If you could send one thing to the depths of Hell, what would it
be?

AIR HORNS!

4. If you could take one thing across the Bridge with you, what would
it be?

A forever supply of salmon flavored Temptations, and my colorful
dangly-thing toy.

5. Inside or outside?

Outside, but only on a leash with my Paw.

6. Ever had a boy/girl friend?

What's that?

7. What do you think of kittens?

I love being a kitten! But I don't like other kittens. Or grownup cats.
Except for Sammy brofur and Tabifa sisfur.

8. How many colours of fur do you have?

Several, sort of. Several shades of orange, and a little white.

9. How many hoomin slaves do you keep?

One or two. Mostly just one (mine Paw), but two when we get to go home.

10. Food: gooshy or dry?

Dry, definitely.

11. Favourite hoomin food?

Salmon. But just a little bit, and not too often.

12. Who do you love most?

PAW!

13. Your opinion of TV?

Mine Paw watches too much of it when he could be playing with me!

14. How many lives do you have left?

All of them.

15. What is the proper function of a vaccuum cleaner?

What's that? We don't have one of those in the truck.

16. Birds, mice, bugs or snakes?

Bugs! Bugs, bugs, bugs! I love bugs!

17. Favourite toy?

My soft colorful dangly thingy. And my mousies. Any my feather wand.

18. What's your favourite activity that hoomins don't allow?

I keep trying to run outside the truck without my kittying gear (harness
and leash), but Paw won't let me. I just want to catch some buggies and
lizards and birdies.

19. Most embarrassing moment?

When I tried to jump into the overhead and missed. Paw had to reach over
and grab my butt to keep me from falling.

20. What nickname do, or should, you have?

Miss Kittermiss, Kitterminx, Minximiss, Cutie, Sweetie.

1. Let's start with an easy one--your full name, including hoomin - Jazz
Woods

2. Where is your favourite place to sleep? - my bed in the spare bedroom or
the top of my cat tree

3. If you could send one thing to the depths of Hell, what would it be? -
Almond, the d*g who lives across the street.

4. If you could take one thing across the Bridge with you, what would it
be? - my 12 year old dirty yellow sock.

5. Inside or outside? - strictly indoors, Mama won't let me into the
outside. She says Almond would chase me and eat me.

6. Ever had a boy/girl friend? - my beloved Nikki who lives in Finland.

7. What do you think of kittens? - what are kittnes?

8. How many colours of fur do you have? - hmmm...lemme see (counting) 2,
gray and white

9. How many hoomin slaves do you keep? - 2, but I wish I had more.

10. Food: gooshy or dry? - dry, gooshy food gives me bladder stones

11. Favourite hoomin food? - bacon

12. Who do you love most? - my Mama, Daddy and Nikki

13. Your opinion of TV? - I love when the squirrels go running around in my
video

14. How many lives do you have left? - oh, I'd say, at least 6 more

15. What is the proper function of a vaccuum cleaner? - to clean up my barf

16. Birds, mice, bugs or snakes? - fish and hamsters

17. Favourite toy? - my dirty, yellow sockie

18. What's your favourite activity that hoomins don't allow? - barfing

19. Most embarrassing moment? - when I tried to tell Mama I was hungry once
I reached out to tap her arm and fell right off the kitchen table, but of
course, I meant to do that

20. What nickname do, or should, you have? - Mama calls me her sweet babboo

In ,
Enfilade shouted to everyone in earshot,

1. Let's start with an easy one--your full name, including hoomin
surname if you use one and/or show titles.

Buck
Grizzly
Jimmer

2. Where is your favourite place to sleep?

Buck: daddy's lap or wherever Jimmer is
Grizzly: in the recliner with Jimmer or on daddy's 'puter monitor
Jimmer: on or near daddy

3. If you could send one thing to the depths of Hell, what would it
be?

Buck and Grizzly: dogs
Jimmer: vacuum cleaner

4. If you could take one thing across the Bridge with you, what would
it be?

Buck: Jimmer
Grizzly: food
Jimmer: a gross or two of wadded up bits of paper

5. Inside or outside?

Buck and Grizzly: outside until someone brought us to daddy's a couple
years ago, now just inside
Jimmer: inside

6. Ever had a boy/girl friend?

Buck: I quite like Jimmer, but he's not too interested.
Grizzly and Jimmer: not really.

7. What do you think of kittens?

Buck and Grizzly: they're probably ok.
Jimmer: don't remember meeting any, but I'm scared of any non-human I
don't know.

8. How many colours of fur do you have?

Buck: 3; black, orange, and white
Grizzly: 3; mostly black and orange plus a tiny white tuft on my belly!
it's so cute, and so am I!
Jimmer: 2; orange and white

9. How many hoomin slaves do you keep?

all: just the one

10. Food: gooshy or dry?

Buck: gooshy
Grizzly: gooshy, but I never got more than a taste until today, when
daddy gave me a whole bunch! he said it was diet, but I still
liked it.
Jimmer: eh, food is food.

11. Favourite hoomin food?

Buck: I'm distrustful of most of it, but turkey sure smells
interesting.
Grizzly: turkey and chicken
Jimmer: chips, but I never get any

12. Who do you love most?

Buck: Jimmer
Grizzly: Jimmer
Jimmer: daddy

13. Your opinion of TV?

Buck and Jimmer: is that the thing that makes daddy sit in the recliner?
we sure like his lap when he's there.
Grizzly: I sleep on it sometimes, and other times there are birdies in
it. I used to be very interested in the noise it made when it
went dark, too.

14. How many lives do you have left?

Buck: if I get near taking a risk, I'll let you know.
Grizzly: probably most of them.
Jimmer: I think I might have used up a few before I got daddy, but
things are looking pretty good now.

15. What is the proper function of a vaccuum cleaner?

Buck: I won't get close enough to figure that out.
Grizzly: I don't know, but I sure wish it wouldn't.
Jimmer: don't even get me started!

16. Birds, mice, bugs or snakes?

Buck and Jimmer: bugs
Grizzly: birds for watching, bugs for playing with. I ate a chipmunk
once, too.

17. Favourite toy?

all: the shoelace!

18. What's your favourite activity that hoomins don't allow?

Buck: scratching the bed or carpet in the spare bedroom
Grizzly: eating Jimmer's gooshy food. and I'm not about to stop trying
just because I get my own now.
Jimmer: biting daddy's fingers when I'm playful

19. Most embarrassing moment?

Buck: I refuse to embarrass myself.
Grizzly: hmm, so hard to choose between falling off the den bookshelf,
falling off the TV, and jumping up into the non-existent
windowsill of the back screendoor and not even landing on my
feet.
Jimmer: bah. I'm not telling about anything that happened before I got
daddy, and I've been perfectly dignified since then.

20. What nickname do, or should, you have?

Buck: all he ever calls me is some form of Binky. I don't get it.
Grizzly: Grizzle-Frizzle
Jimmer: Fluffy, Buddy, Freak


--Jeff, typing for the kitties

Enfilade wrote:


1. Let's start with an easy one--your full name, including hoomin
surname if you use one and/or show titles.

Frank Kurtén
Nikki Kurtén

2. Where is your favourite place to sleep?

F: the hoomin's bed
N: my paper bag

3. If you could send one thing to the depths of Hell, what would it
be?

F: citrus fruit
N: my furcousin Ronja

4. If you could take one thing across the Bridge with you, what would
it be?

F: my pillow
N: my paper bag

5. Inside or outside?

F&N: both

6. Ever had a boy/girl friend?

F: my heart belongs to Waffles
N: several, currently Jazz

7. What do you think of kittens?

F: they're fun to play with
N: ?? the hoomin says I should get back to you on this one in a few days.

8. How many colours of fur do you have?

F&N: two

9. How many hoomin slaves do you keep?

F&N: one

10. Food: gooshy or dry?

F: gooshy
N: dry

11. Favourite hoomin food?

F: canned maize
N: turkeybird

12. Who do you love most?

F: the hoomin
N: Frank

13. Your opinion of TV?

F: I used to like to nap on it, but my hoomin's present TV is so small,
I can't get comfortable on it. Sometimes I watch nature shows with my
hoomin.
N: it keeps the hoomin amused while I lie on top of her.

14. How many lives do you have left?

F: eight, since I lost one while I lived rough for five weeks.
N: I haven't spent any of mine, so nine.

15. What is the proper function of a vaccuum cleaner?

F&N: what is a vacuum cleaner?

16. Birds, mice, bugs or snakes?

F: snakes
N: mice, then birds

17. Favourite toy?

F: q-tip
N: my Piggy

18. What's your favourite activity that hoomins don't allow?

F: waking up at five
N: my hoomin thinks it's very annoying when I claw at things, though I
don't even leave a scratch on them.

19. Most embarrassing moment?

F: when I rolled into a pothole full of rainwater out on the island once
N: when I was a little kitten and sat down on the bed, but didn't
realise the bed ended, and I fell down on the floor. I never do anything
embarrassing these days. lick, lick

20. What nickname do, or should, you have?

F: the hoomin calls me all sorts of silly things, like Flanky Lanky and
Little Man. I don't care what she calls me, as long as she performs her
duties properly.
N: the hoomin calls me Lillan, which is a Swedish term of endearment
meaning 'little girl', but she says she is going to stop calling me that
soon, because she needs that name for someone else. I'm getting
suspicious here. Is there something I should know? Personally, I like
the title I was given by rpca a few years ago: the Goddess of the Hunt.
Now there is a name to be proud of.


--
Marina, Frank, Nikki, and coming soon: Mere!
marina (dot) kurten (at) pp (dot) inet (dot) fi
Pics at http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/
and http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki

Margaret Fine wrote:

19. Most embarrassing moment?

Besides the Miss Nikki incident? Hmmm. Sometimes I forget which way my
butt is pointing and I, um, "think" outside the box. I always get
Meowmie and show her right away.

LOL, more cyber genetics. Nikki 'thinks' outside the box, too.


--
Marina, Frank, Nikki, and coming soon: Mere!
marina (dot) kurten (at) pp (dot) inet (dot) fi
Pics at http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/
and http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki

1. Full name:

Baby Eyes

Tommy

Abelard

Eli

Billy

Lily


2. Where is your favourite place to sleep?

Baby Eyes - meowmie's chair

Tommy - the toilet lid

Abelard - next to meowmie's body under the covers

Eli - everywhere

Billy - the laundry basket

Lily - the living room floor, on my back


3. If you could send one thing to the depths of Hell:

Baby Eyes - cold weather

Tommy - the neighbors' dogs

Abelard - my cat carrier

Eli - takes the 5th amendment

Billy - meowmie's scissors

Lily - meowmie's keyboard


4. If you could take one thing across the Bridge with you:

Baby Eyes - meowmie's chair

Tommy - meowmie's bathtub

Abelard - meowmie

Eli - meowmie

Billy - my sister

Lily - my brother


5. Inside or outside?

Baby Eyes - in 98%

Tommy - out 87%

Abelard - in 69%

Eli - out 67%

Billy - can't decide

Lily - everywhere


6. Ever had a boy/girl friend?

Baby Eyes - yes, but Tommy won't let him visit me anymore

Tommy - Baby Eyes

Abelard - never

Eli - nope

Billy - my sister

Lily - my brother


7. What do you think of kittens?

Baby Eyes - I want some!

Tommy - take 'em or leave 'em

Abelard - sure, why not?

Eli - hmmmmm... better not....

Billy - what?

Lily - they're great


8. How many colours of fur?

Baby Eyes - two

Tommy - three

Abelard - if you looks close I have 7 shades of red

Eli - one

Billy - three

Lily - three


9. How many hoomin slaves?

Everyone - ONE


10. Food: gooshy or dry?

Baby Eyes - dry 97%

Tommy - both

Abelard - gooshy 78%

Eli - 50/50

Billy - all

Lily - gooshy! gooshy!


11. Favourite hoomin food?

Baby Eyes - cottage cheese

Tommy - fish

Abelard - shrimp

Eli - milk

Billy - milk

Lily - yoghurt


12. Who do you love most?

Baby Eyes - everyone

Tommy - Baby Eyes

Abelard - meowmie

Eli - meowmie

Billy - Lily

Lily - meowmie


13. Your opinion of TV?

Baby Eyes - fascinating

Tommy - What's that?

Abelard - no, thanks

Eli - I ignore it

Billy - I ignore it

Lily - turn that thing off and look at ME!!!


14. How many lives left?

Baby Eyes - 8

Tommy - 8

Abelard - 8

Eli - 7

Billy - 8.5

Lily - 8.5


15. Proper function of a vaccuum cleaner:

Baby Eyes - my toy

Tommy - get fleas out of rugs

Abelard - amuse my meowmie

Eli - keep me awake

Billy - my toy

Lily - my toy


16. Birds, mice, bugs or snakes?

Baby Eyes - birds

Tommy - mice

Abelard - bugs

Eli - mice

Billy - mice

Lily - bugs & birds


17. Favourite toy?

Baby Eyes - meowmie's hands

Tommy - meowmie's hands

Abelard - ball

Eli - I don't play with toys, I'm an adult!

Billy - mousie

Lily - mousie


18. Favourite activity that hoomins don't allow:

Baby Eyes - tearing the wall with my claws

Tommy - beating up on Eli

Abelard - staying outside after sundown

Eli - beating up on Abelard

Billy - walking and sleeping on meowmie's keyboard

Lily - pulling meowmie's hair


19. Most embarrassing moment?

Baby Eyes - when I can't manage to bury my poop even after spending half and
hour scraping everything but the kitchen sink into the litterbox

Tommy - whenever one of the other cats sees me getting in the bathtub with
meowmie

Abelard - when I threw up from eating my shrimpies too fast

Eli - falling off the roof and spraining my shoulder

Billy - when I couldn't figure out how to get down out of the crabapple tree

Lily - I never get embarrassed


20. What nickname(s) do, or should, you have?

Baby Eyes - pretty baby girl
Tommy - The Mooch
Abelard - Baby Abelard, Precious
Eli - Pork-Pie Cat
Billy - Silly Boy
Lily - Lilypad, Miss Lilypoo

Enfilade wrote:
Everyone's seen those surveys that go around email asking you to
answer 20 random questions. But this might be the first one intended
for felines. (Hoomins are allowed to help those cats who prefer to
have someone else do their typing.)

1. Let's start with an easy one--your full name, including hoomin
surname if you use one and/or show titles.

King Pooh-a-lot (aka Peewee) and Princess Mi-nus Penis (aka Mimi)


2. Where is your favourite place to sleep?

Pee: In MY closet
Mi: With Tessa the Basenji Mix

3. If you could send one thing to the depths of Hell, what would it
be?

Pee: That wailing hoomin alien thing that showed up 14 months ago...
Mi: Peewee!



4. If you could take one thing across the Bridge with you, what
would
it be?

Pee: Mama!
Mi: Mama!



5. Inside or outside?

Pee: Out, out, OUT, I said, OUT, OUT, OUT, OUT, OUT....
Mi: Inside! What kind of girl do you think I am!?!

6. Ever had a boy/girl friend?

Pee: Out, out, OUT, I said, OUT, OUT, OUT, OUT, OUT....
Mi: Of course not! What kind of girl do you think I am!?!



7. What do you think of kittens?

Pee and Mi: Mama brings them home every now and then - they stink!
HISS, HISS, HISS!!


8. How many colours of fur do you have?

Pee: Two. I am the black night sky with the moon and all the stars on
my belly!
Mi: Billions and billions of be-uuuut-tee-fyul colors!


9. How many hoomin slaves do you keep?

Pee: One - Mama!
Mi: One - Mama!
(nobody else will put up with them!)


10. Food: gooshy or dry?

Pee: Both!
Mi: Both!

11. Favourite hoomin food?

Pee: cantelope
Mi: ham

12. Who do you love most?

Pee: Mama!
Mi: Mama!


13. Your opinion of TV?

Pee: Oh so dross!
Mi: I LOVE TV!! Especially The Wiggles!


14. How many lives do you have left?

Pee: 3
Mi: 8

15. What is the proper function of a vaccuum cleaner?

Pee and Mi: NOOOOOOOO! Mama! Save us!!



16. Birds, mice, bugs or snakes?

Pee: Mama! Save me!!!
Mi: Snakes. I love Mama's snakes. They are the best TV!

17. Favourite toy?

Pee and Mi: Cat Dancer

18. What's your favourite activity that hoomins don't allow?

Pee: Running all over the house. I'm not allowed upstairs.
Mi: Pooping outside the litter box just for fun!

19. Most embarrassing moment?

Pee: Dr. Evil stuck that thing up my butt to take my temp! Oooh, the
humiliation!

Mi: One day, we had visitors, and I was caught with my ear flipped
back. How embarassing!


20. What nickname do, or should, you have?

Pee: Peewuss, Yabba Dabba Do-ey
Mi: Mi-nus Penis, Mi-de-mi-mi-mi, Meow-me



(-L.)

Everyone's seen those surveys that go around email asking you to
answer 20 random questions. But this might be the first one intended
for felines. (Hoomins are allowed to help those cats who prefer to
have someone else do their typing.)

1. Let's start with an easy one--your full name, including hoomin surname
if you use one and/or show titles.

Willow, also called Ms. Thing, Ms. Willow, Honeybutt
last name is Solomon

2. Where is your favourite place to sleep?

On my big sister's head (typist: I'm a big sister, not a meowmie)

3. If you could send one thing to the depths of Hell, what would it be?

I can't say.

4. If you could take one thing across the Bridge with you, what would it
be?

My sister or a hartz mousie or the feather bing-bang...oh yes and FOOD.
Okay, forget everything else, just food.

5. Inside or outside?
Inside

6. Ever had a boy/girl friend?
I met him briefly, during a hot sultry summer...sniff...I thought we had a
connection...well, we did briefly, but I never saw him again. I did however
have 5 kittens as a reminder...but none of them looked like him.

7. What do you think of kittens?
Hiss

8. How many colours of fur do you have?

I am a gorgeous tortie on white

9. How many hoomin slaves do you keep?

Two and and third one in training.

10. Food: gooshy or dry?
Food...

11. Favourite hoomin food?
Ham, cheetos, chicken, lamb...but I think these snacks will come to an end
as I recently have been barfing.

12. Who do you love most?
My big sister

13. Your opinion of TV?
Only when other animals are on.

14. How many lives do you have left?
Not sure

15. What is the proper function of a vaccuum cleaner?
Loud thing. I stare in awe when its in use...because it isn't in use too
much.

16. Birds, mice, bugs or snakes?
Mice and bugs

17. Favourite toy?
Hartz mousies or the feather bing-bang

18. What's your favourite activity that hoomins don't allow?
Jumping on the counters

19. Most embarrassing moment?
Embarrassing moment, I don't have those, thank you very much.

20. What nickname do, or should, you have?

See above #1

"Enfilade" wrote in message
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1. Let's start with an easy one--your full name, including hoomin
surname if you use one and/or show titles.

His Royal Feline Lordship Tiger Miles

2. Where is your favourite place to sleep?

The humans bed on a fresh towel.

3. If you could send one thing to the depths of Hell, what would it
be?

TEDs

4. If you could take one thing across the Bridge with you, what would
it be?

The human

5. Inside or outside?

Both. I go outside if the weather is nice and the human is around to
open the door for me.

6. Ever had a boy/girl friend?

Pandora, who is the love of my life and lives with me.

7. What do you think of kittens?

They're OK, providing they behave.

8. How many colours of fur do you have?

1 - Black

9. How many hoomin slaves do you keep?

1, but there's also the humans brother when he's home, and the humans BF
sometimes.

10. Food: gooshy or dry?

Both )

11. Favourite hoomin food?

Cheese

12. Who do you love most?

My human, then Pandora.

13. Your opinion of TV?

Animal Planet is cool. Especially the fish.

14. How many lives do you have left?

6

15. What is the proper function of a vaccuum cleaner?

To scare the d*g. Mwhahaha.

16. Birds, mice, bugs or snakes?

Mowsies and birds

17. Favourite toy?

String

18. What's your favourite activity that hoomins don't allow?

Eating the pot plants

19. Most embarrassing moment?

Phulease. I don't do "Embarrased".

20. What nickname do, or should, you have?

Lord and Master God.


--
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Enfilade wrote:
Everyone's seen those surveys that go around email asking you to
answer 20 random questions. But this might be the first one intended
for felines. (Hoomins are allowed to help those cats who prefer to
have someone else do their typing.)

1. Let's start with an easy one--your full name, including hoomin
surname if you use one and/or show titles.
Persia "The Queen" McQuown

2. Where is your favourite place to sleep?
On the big soft hoomin sleeping place

3. If you could send one thing to the depths of Hell, what would it
be?
Pills

4. If you could take one thing across the Bridge with you, what would
it be?
My catnip sock

5. Inside or outside?
Inside, but Mommy got me an enclosure and when the weather is nice I like to
sit in it and watch the birdies and squirrels

6. Ever had a boy/girl friend?
Weebles! is my cyber-boyfriend

7. What do you think of kittens?
Never saw one

8. How many colours of fur do you have?
One (grey)

9. How many hoomin slaves do you keep?
One
10. Food: gooshy or dry?
Both! Mommy gives me gooshy one day a week.

11. Favourite hoomin food?
Cheese Crackers

12. Who do you love most?
Mommy!

13. Your opinion of TV?
What's TV?

14. How many lives do you have left?
Seven - I was on the outside before I found Mommy and I lost one then. And
I got sick last year and had surgery, that used up another one.

15. What is the proper function of a vaccuum cleaner?
To scare me.

16. Birds, mice, bugs or snakes?
Bugs! Crickets, specifically.

17. Favourite toy?
Fuzzy mousies

18. What's your favourite activity that hoomins don't allow?
No such thing

19. Most embarrassing moment?
I fell in the bathtub, but of course I just wanted to see what Mommy was
doing in all that water!

20. What nickname do, or should, you have?
Boo Boo; Rumblebug

--Fil

(When it shows up on Google I'll get my crew to fill it out.)