The ROAD TRIP resumes! Letz Go!

[On the Bonneville salt flats, the community kitties, now tired from
motorcycle racing and ultra-light flights are hot, tired and dusty. An
aqua 57 T-bird driven by a petite purrsian (Mme. Anaïs), with Lucy as
her passenger pulls up to the congregated kitties]

Meow an Hihi kitties! Guess what! I've arranged for a liddle banquet
to get this road trip started! I've hired a small Utah all-kitty
hospitality company to set up tents at THE NARROWS, a kanyun in Zion
National Park, all hidden from humans! Deres tents wif baffs and
private spaces wiff kitty beds for naps; a lounge wif a bar an
bartenders who are making tropical juice nip drinks, and of cawze
fuds! Dere's a Sooshi chef who ported in lotsa shellfishies, toonas
sammon an da like, an ov cawze a boofay wif efuryfing frum roast
beast, sooven ears an gushy canned fuds!

So get in yur cars an motorcycles, and set yur coordinates to dese
[paws ofur da koordinates] at da Narrows, an lets haff sum funfun!

[Honks her horn at a napping Cleo!] C'mon Cleo, jump in, da free ov
us who haff winks dat are losted by Anti Soft's compooter shud traffel
togeffur! Jump in wif me an Lucy!

[Many porters twinkle and blink, as our kitties appear at the top of
the Narrows, a huge canyon in Zion National Park] Three gaily striped
tents can be seen: the first with walls has baths and sleeping areas;
the second has a rustic bar, with three kitty bartenders mixing up
shakers of cold drinks; and in the third Hiura-san (the Sooshi chef
from the Island adventure) is putting the finishing touches on sashimi
platters; trays of oysters on the half-shell shimmer in ice as he
makes sushi. Next to him, other kitty-chefs are tending a roast beast,
while others are busy preparing other kitty delights]

C'mon gize, lets hafe usses sum fun an den gets on owr ROAD
TRIP!!!!!!

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the cats become its visible soul.�
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

7/30/2008 12:05:46 AM

On Wed, 30 Jul 2008 00:08:52 -0400, "Mme. Anaïs ^..^"
wrote:

[On the Bonneville salt flats, the community kitties, now tired from
motorcycle racing and ultra-light flights are hot, tired and dusty. An
aqua 57 T-bird driven by a petite purrsian (Mme. Anaïs), with Lucy as
her passenger pulls up to the congregated kitties]

Meow an Hihi kitties! Guess what! I've arranged for a liddle banquet
to get this road trip started! I've hired a small Utah all-kitty
hospitality company to set up tents at THE NARROWS, a kanyun in Zion
National Park, all hidden from humans! Deres tents wif baffs and
private spaces wiff kitty beds for naps; a lounge wif a bar an
bartenders who are making tropical juice nip drinks, and of cawze
fuds! Dere's a Sooshi chef who ported in lotsa shellfishies, toonas
sammon an da like, an ov cawze a boofay wif efuryfing frum roast
beast, sooven ears an gushy canned fuds!

So get in yur cars an motorcycles, and set yur coordinates to dese
[paws ofur da koordinates] at da Narrows, an lets haff sum funfun!

[Honks her horn at a napping Cleo!] C'mon Cleo, jump in, da free ov
us who haff winks dat are losted by Anti Soft's compooter shud traffel
togeffur! Jump in wif me an Lucy!

[Many porters twinkle and blink, as our kitties appear at the top of
the Narrows, a huge canyon in Zion National Park] Three gaily striped
tents can be seen: the first with walls has baths and sleeping areas;
the second has a rustic bar, with three kitty bartenders mixing up
shakers of cold drinks; and in the third Hiura-san (the Sooshi chef
from the Island adventure) is putting the finishing touches on sashimi
platters; trays of oysters on the half-shell shimmer in ice as he
makes sushi. Next to him, other kitty-chefs are tending a roast beast,
while others are busy preparing other kitty delights]

C'mon gize, lets hafe usses sum fun an den gets on owr ROAD
TRIP!!!!!!


sooshee and beast and oysterz and toonas and shellfinches..I'm in.
beauty

I want a nip colada and a Harley.
Cinder

On Wed, 30 Jul 2008 00:08:52 -0400, Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote:

[On the Bonneville salt flats, the community kitties, now tired from
motorcycle racing and ultra-light flights are hot, tired and dusty. An
aqua 57 T-bird driven by a petite purrsian (Mme. Anaïs), with Lucy as
her passenger pulls up to the congregated kitties]

Meow an Hihi kitties! Guess what! I've arranged for a liddle banquet
to get this road trip started! I've hired a small Utah all-kitty
hospitality company to set up tents at THE NARROWS, a kanyun in Zion
National Park, all hidden from humans! Deres tents wif baffs and
private spaces wiff kitty beds for naps; a lounge wif a bar an
bartenders who are making tropical juice nip drinks, and of cawze
fuds! Dere's a Sooshi chef who ported in lotsa shellfishies, toonas
sammon an da like, an ov cawze a boofay wif efuryfing frum roast
beast, sooven ears an gushy canned fuds!

So get in yur cars an motorcycles, and set yur coordinates to dese
[paws ofur da koordinates] at da Narrows, an lets haff sum funfun!

[Honks her horn at a napping Cleo!] C'mon Cleo, jump in, da free ov
us who haff winks dat are losted by Anti Soft's compooter shud traffel
togeffur! Jump in wif me an Lucy!

[Many porters twinkle and blink, as our kitties appear at the top of
the Narrows, a huge canyon in Zion National Park] Three gaily striped
tents can be seen: the first with walls has baths and sleeping areas;
the second has a rustic bar, with three kitty bartenders mixing up
shakers of cold drinks; and in the third Hiura-san (the Sooshi chef
from the Island adventure) is putting the finishing touches on sashimi
platters; trays of oysters on the half-shell shimmer in ice as he
makes sushi. Next to him, other kitty-chefs are tending a roast beast,
while others are busy preparing other kitty delights]

C'mon gize, lets hafe usses sum fun an den gets on owr ROAD
TRIP!!!!!!

I love the Narrows! For those kitties not familiar with it, you can see
some photos at http://www.zionnational-park.com/ima...m2/index43.htm.
It's a lovely place.

Oooh, sushi!

Cleo

[Many porters twinkle and blink, as our kitties appear at the top of
the Narrows, a huge canyon in Zion National Park] Three gaily striped
tents can be seen: the first with walls has baths and sleeping areas;
the second has a rustic bar, with three kitty bartenders mixing up
shakers of cold drinks; and in the third Hiura-san (the Sooshi chef
from the Island adventure) is putting the finishing touches on sashimi
platters; trays of oysters on the half-shell shimmer in ice as he
makes sushi. Next to him, other kitty-chefs are tending a roast beast,
while others are busy preparing other kitty delights]

C'mon gize, lets hafe usses sum fun an den gets on owr ROAD
TRIP!!!!!!

OT, hows about we getz some plates all loaded wif roast beast and soovens
and a picher of niparitas, then sit down over in that shady spot?

Harri

On Wed, 30 Jul 2008 07:32:35 -0500, Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat
wrote:
I love the Narrows! For those kitties not familiar with it, you can see
some photos at http://www.zionnational-park.com/ima...m2/index43.htm.
It's a lovely place.

Oooh, sushi!

Cleo

Oh, Mosey, look at all da pretty rocks and liddle side canyons an stuff.
An doze pools of water look like dey would be fun to play beside. Would
you like some ear of sooven, or some roasted beast, or some gooshy fudz?

Tabitha

Hihi diz iz O T anna Harri iznt diz wsonnerful. Alll deze gudgud fudz and
den bak on da roadz againz! Dey gotted bigbig kuskionz iffin u wantz a nap
firstz.
"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message
...
[On the Bonneville salt flats, the community kitties, now tired from
motorcycle racing and ultra-light flights are hot, tired and dusty. An
aqua 57 T-bird driven by a petite purrsian (Mme. Anaïs), with Lucy as
her passenger pulls up to the congregated kitties]

Meow an Hihi kitties! Guess what! I've arranged for a liddle banquet
to get this road trip started! I've hired a small Utah all-kitty
hospitality company to set up tents at THE NARROWS, a kanyun in Zion
National Park, all hidden from humans! Deres tents wif baffs and
private spaces wiff kitty beds for naps; a lounge wif a bar an
bartenders who are making tropical juice nip drinks, and of cawze
fuds! Dere's a Sooshi chef who ported in lotsa shellfishies, toonas
sammon an da like, an ov cawze a boofay wif efuryfing frum roast
beast, sooven ears an gushy canned fuds!

So get in yur cars an motorcycles, and set yur coordinates to dese
[paws ofur da koordinates] at da Narrows, an lets haff sum funfun!

[Honks her horn at a napping Cleo!] C'mon Cleo, jump in, da free ov
us who haff winks dat are losted by Anti Soft's compooter shud traffel
togeffur! Jump in wif me an Lucy!

[Many porters twinkle and blink, as our kitties appear at the top of
the Narrows, a huge canyon in Zion National Park] Three gaily striped
tents can be seen: the first with walls has baths and sleeping areas;
the second has a rustic bar, with three kitty bartenders mixing up
shakers of cold drinks; and in the third Hiura-san (the Sooshi chef
from the Island adventure) is putting the finishing touches on sashimi
platters; trays of oysters on the half-shell shimmer in ice as he
makes sushi. Next to him, other kitty-chefs are tending a roast beast,
while others are busy preparing other kitty delights]

C'mon gize, lets hafe usses sum fun an den gets on owr ROAD
TRIP!!!!!!

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the cats become its visible soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

7/30/2008 12:05:46 AM

Hmmm guez I sud make da sekretari read all da [pstz before I writez. O T
fillin their plates with all the good stuff.
"Harri Roadcat" wrote in message
news
[Many porters twinkle and blink, as our kitties appear at the top of
the Narrows, a huge canyon in Zion National Park] Three gaily striped
tents can be seen: the first with walls has baths and sleeping areas;
the second has a rustic bar, with three kitty bartenders mixing up
shakers of cold drinks; and in the third Hiura-san (the Sooshi chef
from the Island adventure) is putting the finishing touches on sashimi
platters; trays of oysters on the half-shell shimmer in ice as he
makes sushi. Next to him, other kitty-chefs are tending a roast beast,
while others are busy preparing other kitty delights]

C'mon gize, lets hafe usses sum fun an den gets on owr ROAD
TRIP!!!!!!

OT, hows about we getz some plates all loaded wif roast beast and soovens
and a picher of niparitas, then sit down over in that shady spot?

Harri

On Wed, 30 Jul 2008 00:08:52 -0400, Mme. Anaïs ^..^'s nimble, little
paws typed:
snip
[Many porters twinkle and blink, as our kitties appear at the top of
the Narrows, a huge canyon in Zion National Park] Three gaily striped
tents can be seen: the first with walls has baths and sleeping areas;
the second has a rustic bar, with three kitty bartenders mixing up
shakers of cold drinks; and in the third Hiura-san (the Sooshi chef
from the Island adventure) is putting the finishing touches on sashimi
platters; trays of oysters on the half-shell shimmer in ice as he
makes sushi. Next to him, other kitty-chefs are tending a roast beast,
while others are busy preparing other kitty delights]

C'mon gize, lets hafe usses sum fun an den gets on owr ROAD
TRIP!!!!!!

[the aqua T-bird emerges from the porter, and Anaïs, Lucy and Cleo
head for the cocktail lounge]

"ummmm, I'l haff a Nip-Mai-Tai serffed in won ov doze pineyapples wif
da liddle colored umbrella- Cleo, Lucy? Dey haff nip-piney-coladas in
coconut shellz wif da umbrellas... I'll gets us a table while you
girlz decide...

[She heads for a medium-sized table surrounded by comfy cushions in
the middle of the cocktail-lounge, and spots a wait-cat] Scusem me,
butt wood you pleeze bring uses a plate ov oysterz and two of
shashemi? Fangu!

[After the three settle in, the Manager walks over] Ahhhh, welcome to
owr liddle kwiet hideway; we hopes dat we can profide efurry serfice
for yur party. And do let me tell you dat we haff a fleet of electric
kitty-sized off-road vehicles geared especially for a trip down da
Narrows. We haff 'sperienced guides to accompany your party. Shall I
arrange this for tomorrow? [Anaïs looks at Cleo, who nods "yes"] Sure,
dat'll be wunnerful!

Anaïs raises her cocktail, and taps Lucy and Cleo's. Well, girlz
herez to a bachelorette trip cawze owr winks iz lost in cyberspace!

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the cats become its visible soul.�
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

7/30/2008 3:38:50 PM

"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message
...
[On the Bonneville salt flats, the community kitties, now tired from
motorcycle racing and ultra-light flights are hot, tired and dusty. An
aqua 57 T-bird driven by a petite purrsian (Mme. Anaïs), with Lucy as
her passenger pulls up to the congregated kitties]

Meow an Hihi kitties! Guess what! I've arranged for a liddle banquet
to get this road trip started! I've hired a small Utah all-kitty
hospitality company to set up tents at THE NARROWS, a kanyun in Zion
National Park, all hidden from humans! Deres tents wif baffs and
private spaces wiff kitty beds for naps; a lounge wif a bar an
bartenders who are making tropical juice nip drinks, and of cawze
fuds! Dere's a Sooshi chef who ported in lotsa shellfishies, toonas
sammon an da like, an ov cawze a boofay wif efuryfing frum roast
beast, sooven ears an gushy canned fuds!

So get in yur cars an motorcycles, and set yur coordinates to dese
[paws ofur da koordinates] at da Narrows, an lets haff sum funfun!

[Honks her horn at a napping Cleo!] C'mon Cleo, jump in, da free ov
us who haff winks dat are losted by Anti Soft's compooter shud traffel
togeffur! Jump in wif me an Lucy!

[Many porters twinkle and blink, as our kitties appear at the top of
the Narrows, a huge canyon in Zion National Park] Three gaily striped
tents can be seen: the first with walls has baths and sleeping areas;
the second has a rustic bar, with three kitty bartenders mixing up
shakers of cold drinks; and in the third Hiura-san (the Sooshi chef
from the Island adventure) is putting the finishing touches on sashimi
platters; trays of oysters on the half-shell shimmer in ice as he
makes sushi. Next to him, other kitty-chefs are tending a roast beast,
while others are busy preparing other kitty delights]

C'mon gize, lets hafe usses sum fun an den gets on owr ROAD
TRIP!!!!!!

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs


Oh yes! yes! I yam starrrfffft!
I'm orderink summa efurryting!
Purrhappz Sunnydance will pick up da order wen itz awll reddy,
urr purrleeze send it tu mine blankkitte.
I yam juzt worn owt rite neow, an need strent furr da road trip.
--
Pitô.ônya

* * * * [On the Bonneville salt flats, the community kitties, now tired from
motorcycle racing and ultra-light flights are hot, tired and dusty. An
aqua 57 T-bird driven by a petite purrsian (Mme. Anaïs), with Lucy as
her passenger pulls up to the congregated kitties]

* * * * Meow an Hihi kitties! Guess what! I've arranged for a liddle banquet
to get this road trip started! I've hired a small Utah all-kitty
hospitality company to set up tents at THE NARROWS, a kanyun in Zion
National Park, all hidden from humans! Deres tents wif baffs and
private spaces wiff kitty beds for naps; a lounge wif *a bar an
bartenders who are making tropical juice nip drinks, and of cawze
fuds! Dere's a Sooshi chef who ported in lotsa shellfishies, toonas
sammon an da like, an ov cawze a boofay wif efuryfing frum roast
beast, sooven ears an gushy canned fuds!

* * * * So get in yur cars an motorcycles, and set yur coordinates to dese
[paws ofur da koordinates] at da Narrows, an lets haff sum funfun!

* * * * [Honks her horn at a napping Cleo!] C'mon Cleo, jump in, da free ov
us who haff winks dat are losted by Anti Soft's compooter shud traffel
togeffur! Jump in wif me an Lucy!

* * * * [Many porters twinkle and blink, as our kitties appear at the top of
the Narrows, a huge canyon in Zion National Park] Three gaily striped
tents can be seen: the first with walls has baths and sleeping areas;
the second has a rustic bar, with three kitty bartenders mixing up
shakers of cold drinks; and in the third Hiura-san (the Sooshi chef
from the Island adventure) is putting the finishing touches on sashimi
platters; trays of oysters on the half-shell shimmer in ice as he
makes sushi. Next to him, other kitty-chefs are tending a roast beast,
while others are busy preparing other kitty delights]

* * * * C'mon gize, lets hafe usses sum fun an den gets on owr ROAD
TRIP!!!!!! *

The teleporter twinkles, wrinkles, and shines, and out steps RPCC's
favorite May-December couple, Lewi D. Cat and Kitty Schottland.
Mmmm, I'm hungry. What would you like me to order for you, Lewi dear?

Kitty Schottland