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Uncl Bill is a Idjit
Yesserday, wile walking back to w*rk frum luntsh, Uncl Bill seed too
humans wiff a leesh and wookd to see wut kina doggy was walkiin dem, beclaws we wike doggies in dis hous. Butted it WUSN a doggy. It was a cute widdle PIGGY. It was blak and fat (ob course) and widdle. An cute. Did I menshun it was a cute piggy? An he tole me an Ant Micki an Sammy bout it. An we thot it was cuted. But then I ast, akshooly Ant Micki ast firstest, wher is da PIKSHOR you tookd of diss cute piggy? An he sed "I dint hab no camra" an we awl lookd at his fon. An he had da gud sens to shutted up. Watta ijit. -- WooToo, for her Hous |
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"Will in New Haven" wrote in message ... Yesserday, wile walking back to w*rk frum luntsh, Uncl Bill seed too humans wiff a leesh and wookd to see wut kina doggy was walkiin dem, beclaws we wike doggies in dis hous. Butted it WUSN a doggy. It was a cute widdle PIGGY. It was blak and fat (ob course) and widdle. An cute. Did I menshun it was a cute piggy? An he tole me an Ant Micki an Sammy bout it. An we thot it was cuted. But then I ast, akshooly Ant Micki ast firstest, wher is da PIKSHOR you tookd of diss cute piggy? An he sed "I dint hab no camra" an we awl lookd at his fon. An he had da gud sens to shutted up. Watta ijit. -- WooToo, for her Hou I gotcha beet! DummMeowmee'z fone died...I meen reeeleee died...batery stoppt! Sew hur gottid a "shmart fone" an day sed hur kud keep hur $25/250 minitz/3 mumfz. Uh huh? Hur kudint go on da web, uhr poot hur pitchurz on hur PC ur nuffin elz wiffowt payin lotza bukz muur.. Hur went bak in an traydid it furra 100 Eye Cue modul, awlmozt lyke hur had fur da 5 yeerz b-fur!. -- Pi2önya AKA Sweetee |
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On Tuesday, 21 May 2013 14:42:50 UTC+1, Will in New Haven wrote:
Yesserday, wile walking back to w*rk frum luntsh, Uncl Bill seed too humans wiff a leesh and wookd to see wut kina doggy was walkiin dem, beclaws we wike doggies in dis hous. Butted it WUSN a doggy. It was a cute widdle PIGGY. It was blak and fat (ob course) and widdle. An cute. Did I menshun it was a cute piggy? An he tole me an Ant Micki an Sammy bout it. An we thot it was cuted. But then I ast, akshooly Ant Micki ast firstest, wher is da PIKSHOR you tookd of diss cute piggy? An he sed "I dint hab no camra" an we awl lookd at his fon. An he had da gud sens to shutted up. Watta ijit. -- WooToo, for her Hous N heer we fott ijit wus a scots wurd! So 'pears dare ar ijits in anuffer continent too! Purrhaps of scottish extwakshun??? Cleo. |
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"Cleo da Clingon" wrote in message ... On Tuesday, 21 May 2013 14:42:50 UTC+1, Will in New Haven wrote: Yesserday, wile walking back to w*rk frum luntsh, Uncl Bill seed too humans wiff a leesh and wookd to see wut kina doggy was walkiin dem, beclaws we wike doggies in dis hous. Butted it WUSN a doggy. It was a cute widdle PIGGY. It was blak and fat (ob course) and widdle. An cute. Did I menshun it was a cute piggy? An he tole me an Ant Micki an Sammy bout it. An we thot it was cuted. But then I ast, akshooly Ant Micki ast firstest, wher is da PIKSHOR you tookd of diss cute piggy? An he sed "I dint hab no camra" an we awl lookd at his fon. An he had da gud sens to shutted up. Watta ijit. -- WooToo, for her Hous N heer we fott ijit wus a scots wurd! So 'pears dare ar ijits in anuffer continent too! Purrhaps of scottish extwakshun??? Cleo. BOSH on awl diz stuf..ai m gunna goe git mai baggypypz. Mosey |
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On Jun 15, 5:11*pm, Cleo da Clingon wrote:
On Tuesday, 21 May 2013 14:42:50 UTC+1, Will in New Haven *wrote: Yesserday, wile walking back to w*rk frum luntsh, Uncl Bill seed too humans wiff a leesh and wookd to see wut kina doggy was walkiin dem, beclaws we wike doggies in dis hous. Butted it WUSN a doggy. It was a cute widdle PIGGY. It was blak and fat (ob course) and widdle. An cute. Did I menshun it was a cute piggy? An he tole me an Ant Micki an Sammy bout it. An we thot it was cuted. But then I ast, akshooly Ant Micki ast firstest, wher is da PIKSHOR you tookd of diss cute piggy? An he sed "I dint hab no camra" an we awl lookd at his fon. An he had da gud sens to shutted up. Watta ijit. -- WooToo, for her Hous N heer we fott ijit wus a scots wurd! So 'pears dare ar ijits in anuffer continent too! Purrhaps of scottish extwakshun??? Cleo.- No, uncl Bill don' stract no Scottish. He drink Wile Turkeybird burbun. He do play da bagpipe musik on his noinsemaker wunc in awile. -- WooToo |
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"Cleo da Clingon" wrote in message ... On Tuesday, 21 May 2013 14:42:50 UTC+1, Will in New Haven wrote: Yesserday, wile walking back to w*rk frum luntsh, Uncl Bill seed too humans wiff a leesh and wookd to see wut kina doggy was walkiin dem, beclaws we wike doggies in dis hous. Butted it WUSN a doggy. It was a cute widdle PIGGY. It was blak and fat (ob course) and widdle. An cute. Did I menshun it was a cute piggy? An he tole me an Ant Micki an Sammy bout it. An we thot it was cuted. But then I ast, akshooly Ant Micki ast firstest, wher is da PIKSHOR you tookd of diss cute piggy? An he sed "I dint hab no camra" an we awl lookd at his fon. An he had da gud sens to shutted up. Watta ijit. -- WooToo, for her Hous N heer we fott ijit wus a scots wurd! So 'pears dare ar ijits in anuffer continent too! Purrhaps of scottish extwakshun??? Cleo. Der r hoomin ijit'z awl ovur da Wurld. Silli hoominz ! * waffs * Nun uf dem heer r reely ijits, jest sili hoominz. yeUP Weh cats n goggies RNT ijit'z at awl. Nope. Mosey |
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"Cleo da Clingon" wrote in message ... On Tuesday, 21 May 2013 14:42:50 UTC+1, Will in New Haven wrote: Yesserday, wile walking back to w*rk frum luntsh, Uncl Bill seed too humans wiff a leesh and wookd to see wut kina doggy was walkiin dem, beclaws we wike doggies in dis hous. Butted it WUSN a doggy. It was a cute widdle PIGGY. It was blak and fat (ob course) and widdle. An cute. Did I menshun it was a cute piggy? An he tole me an Ant Micki an Sammy bout it. An we thot it was cuted. But then I ast, akshooly Ant Micki ast firstest, wher is da PIKSHOR you tookd of diss cute piggy? An he sed "I dint hab no camra" an we awl lookd at his fon. An he had da gud sens to shutted up. Watta ijit. -- WooToo, for her Hous N heer we fott ijit wus a scots wurd! So 'pears dare ar ijits in anuffer continent too! Purrhaps of scottish extwakshun??? Cleo. Awl hoominz seem tu beh ijitz tu sum extunt sumtymez. Weh i noe owr Mom n Pa kan beh dem, but yu r awl rite, dey r unly hoominz. Mosey fur hiz happy but hawt hous. |
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