I'z taking a short trip

On 25 Jun 2011 21:23:02 GMT, Ranger Greykitten Mahoney wrote:

"Here you go! Make yourself right at home. Just trust me and Bubba to
whip up something y'all are going to enjoy. We'll have dinner out for you
kitties in no time. Meanwhile I'll go get some servers to run drinks over
here from the bar."

[a porter twinkles and appears. Two petite Zot girls tentatively look
around, then step out and wave]

Cybèle: Meow and HiHi, kitties!

Oriane: I fownd dis 'porter unner da bed, wif da instrukshun bookwet.
And a furry nice note from da preefious owner.

Cybèle: So we thowt we'd venture owt and meow wif yoo gize!

Oriane: And I could use a nip-drink! Waitkitty! I'll haff an Orange
Manhattan, pweeze. Extra 'nip, if you would!

Cybèle: Make dat two!

Oriane: So den, iz ebberykitty enjoying da truck wide?

--
Purrs,

Cybèle & Oriane

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the cats become its visible soul.�
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

6/25/2011 10:50:54 PM

On Sat, 25 Jun 2011 22:56:55 -0400, The Two Sisters wrote:

On 25 Jun 2011 21:23:02 GMT, Ranger Greykitten Mahoney wrote:

"Here you go! Make yourself right at home. Just trust me and Bubba to
whip up something y'all are going to enjoy. We'll have dinner out for
you kitties in no time. Meanwhile I'll go get some servers to run
drinks over here from the bar."

[a porter twinkles and appears. Two petite Zot girls tentatively look
around, then step out and wave]

Cybèle: Meow and HiHi, kitties!

Oriane: I fownd dis 'porter unner da bed, wif da instrukshun bookwet.
And a furry nice note from da preefious owner.

Cybèle: So we thowt we'd venture owt and meow wif yoo gize!

Oriane: And I could use a nip-drink! Waitkitty! I'll haff an Orange
Manhattan, pweeze. Extra 'nip, if you would!

Cybèle: Make dat two!

Oriane: So den, iz ebberykitty enjoying da truck wide?

It sure looks dat way! Welcome, I is glad to see you joining us. Dis
place has some goodgood fudz.

Mine hoomins is up at da howse workin. Dey wented to da carpet store an
ordered new carpet, an Paw is on a ladder working on some missing ceiling
tiles an grumblin somefing awful. It'z much more pleasant here in da
restaurant.

Sammy

Pipps sez :Oh wow diz iz fun, iznt et Ranger? ai m habbing uh wunnerful
fuhn tyme wiff yerownself n awl owr frendz ai wook wike un nip colada,
wat r yew habbing?

It iz! Dis is a great place to eat, an I lofed dat skateboarding.

If you wantz a nip colada, den I will try one too.

[Ranger flags down a wait cat and orders two nip coladas]

Ranger

Piglett looks ofver and sees the new arrivals. Oh luk Lizzie dem are da two
bootifulz show kitties. Sinze u iz nu here too, you shud go greet them and
tell them this iz a komfotablez place to be.

Lizzie looks a bit frightened at the thought bu as Booker smiles and gives
her confidence she approaches the two girl cats. Hello, my name iz Lizzie
and I wansta welkom u. I iz fairly nu here too and diz really iza gud place
to be. Miz Piglett ofver der anna her fren Wascal wud be glad to help if
need be. Anyof deze cats will help u. U can join any of dem or pick a nigh
up table so u kan watch, dat iz what I did for a bit. She slowly back away
and returns to booker.

"The Two Sisters" wrote in message
.. .

On 25 Jun 2011 21:23:02 GMT, Ranger Greykitten Mahoney wrote:

"Here you go! Make yourself right at home. Just trust me and Bubba to
whip up something y'all are going to enjoy. We'll have dinner out for you
kitties in no time. Meanwhile I'll go get some servers to run drinks over
here from the bar."

[a porter twinkles and appears. Two petite Zot girls tentatively look
around, then step out and wave]

Cybèle: Meow and HiHi, kitties!

Oriane: I fownd dis 'porter unner da bed, wif da instrukshun bookwet.
And a furry nice note from da preefious owner.

Cybèle: So we thowt we'd venture owt and meow wif yoo gize!

Oriane: And I could use a nip-drink! Waitkitty! I'll haff an Orange
Manhattan, pweeze. Extra 'nip, if you would!

Cybèle: Make dat two!

Oriane: So den, iz ebberykitty enjoying da truck wide?

--
Purrs,

Cybèle & Oriane

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the cats become its visible soul.�
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

6/25/2011 10:50:54 PM

Piglett about four cats over from Sundance calls to him. Luk at diz ole
girlcat, I iz hangin four. She is sitting on the skate board gripping the
edges with parts or fur paws curled hanging onto the edgte.

"Sundance" wrote in message ...

I will try wun uv doze skatebordz!

[Sundance makes his way to the back of the truck and carefully gets onto one
of the skateboards. Finding his balance, he stands on his hind legs and
moves his paws to the very edge of the skateboard.]

Look, Toonya, Ize hangin eight!

Sundance

"Harri Roadcat" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 25 Jun 2011 06:52:00 -0500, Gramby wrote:

Lizzie walks up to Harri. Misss Harri cud we haff sum fun diz day and
allof uz get skate boards and tie dem onto da back of da truk I knowz O
t said sumwun kud make it so no cat kud git hurt, Melia I fink waz da
namez. I just fink it wud be funnie to watch da hoomanz watch uz do
dat.

[Harri's eyes start to gleam and her tail to twitch. She dives into the
bed of the pickup, steps into the teleporter and disappears. Moments
later she reappears with a big bundle of skateboards and some hardware.
She quickly ties ropes to the trailer hitch and to the skateboards,
consults with Amelia who makes some adjustments to her hidden control
panel, then together they toss a skateboard over the tailgate. The
skateboard lands right-side up, and Amelia notices that the wheels aren't
spinning. She tells Harri "Perfect! The force field is between the road
and the skateboard". Just then the pickup slows to avoid an idiot driver.
The skateboard remains a safe distance behind the truck. "And it also
cushions the front and rear. We're ready!" With that Harri and Amelia
toss the remaining skateboards over the tailgate.]

Dat was an egzdellent idearment, Lizzie! We're all set now. We have
skateboards for whoever wants one, and they're all safe now. No kitty can
get hurt, even if they fall off.

chester, da ride iz fine, but diz dinner beclawz of mine hoominz recentlee
being taked ofur by da tedz mind kontrol iz a wunnerful breek, purleze make
ursefz at home, efuricat is 'citeta meetcha,

Trudi, thinks to self... deze girlz will be catches...
"The Two Sisters" wrote in message
.. .
On 25 Jun 2011 21:23:02 GMT, Ranger Greykitten Mahoney wrote:

"Here you go! Make yourself right at home. Just trust me and Bubba to
whip up something y'all are going to enjoy. We'll have dinner out for you
kitties in no time. Meanwhile I'll go get some servers to run drinks over
here from the bar."

[a porter twinkles and appears. Two petite Zot girls tentatively look
around, then step out and wave]

Cybèle: Meow and HiHi, kitties!

Oriane: I fownd dis 'porter unner da bed, wif da instrukshun bookwet.
And a furry nice note from da preefious owner.

Cybèle: So we thowt we'd venture owt and meow wif yoo gize!

Oriane: And I could use a nip-drink! Waitkitty! I'll haff an Orange
Manhattan, pweeze. Extra 'nip, if you would!

Cybèle: Make dat two!

Oriane: So den, iz ebberykitty enjoying da truck wide?

--
Purrs,

Cybèle & Oriane

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the cats become its visible soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

6/25/2011 10:50:54 PM

On Sun, 26 Jun 2011 08:11:01 -0500, Gramby wrote:

Lizzie looks a bit frightened at the thought bu as Booker smiles and gives
her confidence she approaches the two girl cats. Hello, my name iz Lizzie
and I wansta welkom u. I iz fairly nu here too and diz really iza gud place
to be. Miz Piglett ofver der anna her fren Wascal wud be glad to help if
need be. Anyof deze cats will help u. U can join any of dem or pick a nigh
up table so u kan watch, dat iz what I did for a bit. She slowly back away
and returns to booker.

[Hedbutts]

Cybèle: Fangu! We iz boff pleezed to meet yourself!

Oriane: Yes, we certainly iz!

--
Purrs,

Cybèle & Oriane

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the cats become its visible soul.�
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

6/26/2011 11:50:08 AM

Hooo Kaaaay den.
I wanna get owta diz heowze furra wyle eennywayz!

Watta affernuun I'z had...
furzt Meowmee an PawPaw wuz uhwaye fur muur den seben owerz.
Den negz ting I saw wen day kayme heowm wuzza 'tayk tu TED kayze inna da
hawlwayz.
Wewll!!! I thot furr shur dat day wuz gonna tayke me to TheEvilDoktur'z
oviz, so I runt an hid unner da bed...furra kuppel ov owerz.
Wen I finulee kayme owt, dere wuz diz liddul ting, snoopin rownd Mine
liffinkruum...I KROWTSHT DEOWN an shtartid tu growel...
WEWLL Diz skrawnee liddul seben-ur-ate-weak owld cub bekayme uh
porkypine!!! Hur bak wuz up lyke uh halloween kat, an hur tayle wuz
lyke uh boddul brush...juzt kuz I krowtsht and growld...so I pufft op
tuu. Meowmee petteded mee and Pawpaw petted It.an den dey putted hur
bak in Pawz baffruum, weer hur belongt. Dey twied uhgin laytur, buttid
purrtektid da kub wen I wuz gonna attak hur...

Datz weer tingz ar rite neow...

I'm gonna pozt diz on mine sisfurr pozt tuu! So dere. Wee'zl juzt have
ta wayte tu see heow diz woikz owt, but letz furrget it an hab funfunfun
on ta liddul twip.

--
Pitô.ônya
"Sundance" wrote in message
...
Yes, I fingk it will be alrite. She haz Rebecca dere, an she iz gittin
arown pritty gud now.

Sundance

"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...
Hmmmm...Du yu tink yu shud leaf hur?
--
Pitô.ônya

"Sundance" wrote in message
...
Dat sownz gudgud, an uv korse Ize bein nice to Meowmie. Not only kuz
uv herown purrday, but kuz she had a liddle serjeree on herown toe a
week ago. Herown fut iz awl rapped up in dis wite clof stuf an she'z
warin a funnee shoo.

Sundance

"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...
I tink itz awl gray....urrr maybe kleer?????
I yam moztlee gray-blak on top enny wayz.
I wyll pak uh piknik bazkit of goodeez tu share.
Be shur tu be spekkulee nize tu yur meowmee tunyte,
kuz itz hur purrday, ya kno.
--
Pitô.ônya

"Sundance" wrote in message
...
Hmmm, Sammy didnt say whut da dress kode iz. I imajin we kan ware
enneefing we wantz. Whut duz a ghostink owtfit luk like?

Sundance

"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in
message ...
Wyyy Shur, SunnyDance!
Shud I weer uh ghostink owfit?
Itt'l be nize tu get uhway frum heer, itz booorink, I'z juzt bin
layink
unrownd in diz tuu warm heowze.
--
Pitô.ônya


"Sundance" wrote in message
...
Ooh, dat sownz funfun! Toonya, wud yoo like to go on dis trip
wif myownself?

Sundance

"Samuel Redcat Mahoney" wrote in message
...
Mine hoomins has to go back to Eye-oh-uh dis weekend to fix
some stuff at
da howse er used to live in. Dey is plannin on leavin us
kitties at home,
but I gots other plans.

Remember a few years ago, back when mine Paw was first drivin
da big
metalmonster an Lilith an me ghosted along wif him? Well, I'm
doing dat
again. Him is leaving tomorrow (Friday) mornin and coming home
on Sunday.

Any kitties want to ghost along wif us? I'z got hiding places
all worked
out in hims pickup metalmonster and hims hotel rooms. Lilith,
do you want
to go wif me? It could be fun, and it will be a really short
adbenture.

Sammy Redcat

Lizzie, yu did furry well. Yu is a brafe kitti, an it iz furry nize of
yu to welkome da new gurlz.

Booker, proud ov hiz freend.

On 6/26/2011 6:11 AM, Gramby wrote:
Piglett looks ofver and sees the new arrivals. Oh luk Lizzie dem are da
two bootifulz show kitties. Sinze u iz nu here too, you shud go greet
them and tell them this iz a komfotablez place to be.

Lizzie looks a bit frightened at the thought bu as Booker smiles and
gives her confidence she approaches the two girl cats. Hello, my name iz
Lizzie and I wansta welkom u. I iz fairly nu here too and diz really iza
gud place to be. Miz Piglett ofver der anna her fren Wascal wud be glad
to help if need be. Anyof deze cats will help u. U can join any of dem
or pick a nigh up table so u kan watch, dat iz what I did for a bit. She
slowly back away and returns to booker.

"The Two Sisters" wrote in message
.. .

On 25 Jun 2011 21:23:02 GMT, Ranger Greykitten Mahoney wrote:

"Here you go! Make yourself right at home. Just trust me and Bubba to
whip up something y'all are going to enjoy. We'll have dinner out for you
kitties in no time. Meanwhile I'll go get some servers to run drinks over
here from the bar."

[a porter twinkles and appears. Two petite Zot girls tentatively look
around, then step out and wave]

Cybèle: Meow and HiHi, kitties!

Oriane: I fownd dis 'porter unner da bed, wif da instrukshun bookwet.
And a furry nice note from da preefious owner.

Cybèle: So we thowt we'd venture owt and meow wif yoo gize!

Oriane: And I could use a nip-drink! Waitkitty! I'll haff an Orange
Manhattan, pweeze. Extra 'nip, if you would!

Cybèle: Make dat two!

Oriane: So den, iz ebberykitty enjoying da truck wide?

Iz der rum fur me to tri a skatebord? Will it reely hold me up off da
ground iffin ize fall off?

Snowflake

On 6/26/2011 1:47 AM, Mosey =^..^= wrote:


BobQat n Snowflake ugree n sey r habbing uh swell tyme tew...diz iz
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat..
ai fink ai wood wike une uff doze tew n sew wyl Snowflake..mayke dem awk
dubblez

Dey awl ugree dat da fudz iz yummy...
Fank yew Bubba fur yer hospitalitee
.