Did Meowmie furgit myown name?

Weh r sertin dat weh wyl awl git owr klawz clipped tumorro tu, uthurwiz weh
git cot in da rugs n fingz.
Pa hulps hold usses down n Ma duz da Durtee Deedzz.

Mosey, PookyKat, Sqweex n Pipps.


I yam sertin dat dey wyll grab me tumorro, wen Cristina iz heer tu hewlp.
Dat's twee uhginzt olny wun mee.
Pawpaw sitz an howldz da indeen blankee clozed wiff me innyside,
mine bak tu hiz frunt.
Cristina skuffz me tyl I luuk Chinese,
Meowmee duz Da Durtee Deedzz.
Sumtymez hur trimz mine paw flagz/hayerz tuu.
Nooooooo Fayer attawl!
--
Pitô.ônya

"Snowflake"
Jest wen mi klawz git purrfeckt, dey trap me an cut off all dem perfeckt
klawz. Der otta be a law.

Snowflake

On 11/26/2011 6:00 AM, Storrmmee wrote:
diz iz an big izzue da soft komplainz anna nun of uses sees anee prolemz
wif
owrz klawz, OEJ
for cats wiff suppozed klaw
profblemz.
I haza a krooked klaw dat gramby alwayz kallz dat dammit klawz. O T
checking out his crooked claw and finding no problem with it.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

hhhmmm diz iz gowin arownd at owrz howze, soft iz kallin alla uses
dammit
beclawz owrz klwz needz kuttin, OEJ
wrote in message
...
Meowmie haz bin kallin me a difurent name. She keepz sayin fingz like,
"Owch, why duz yoo lik myown noze?" or "Owch, git yurown klawz outta
me!"
My name iz not Owch, it iz Sundance.

Sundance, not Owch

Wull, Ranger MacDude, ai wike DAT name fur yu maiself. Hoominz, hu kan
unnerstan dem?
Time fur bootcamp, ai gess.

Mai ai gib yu uh *nosepoink*?

Pipps--blushing

Certainly!

*nosepoink*

Ranger

On Tue, 29 Nov 2011 19:22:08 -0600, Gramby wrote:

O T pats Ranger on his bak and tells him I reallie likes Ranger McDude,
dat fitz u so muchez bedder sinze u iznt a kitten anniemore.

Fangu, OT. Ranger MacDude it is!

Ranger

i liksa mc DUDE OEJ
"Ranger Greykitten" wrote in message
...
Mine mots wespekted fewwo kitty Ranger Greykitten: Pawwaps her wud habb
gwater weespek fur yoorown purrsonhood eyedentatee if yoo gafe up da
"Greykitten" monikur and took up sumfing wike, o, I dunno,
"BigGreyCatAll GwownUp". Effen dough Greykitten shirly a wuvwy monnikur.
MeOwy, sutch a gudgud grrl she iss warely skolldid (egzep fur da wunning
off intew da wyld tymes)

Dat sounds like furry reasonable advice. I have been finking of
officially changing mineown name to "Ranger McDude" fur a while now. Or
"Ranger Mancat" (dough I fink dat one doesn't quite capture mine
Dudeness).

Ranger