Boo-teek opin fur da Ball

Pit2ö.önya does a kwik teleport to opin da dorz ov da Boo Teek.
She hangs awl dressez an sootz by size and kolor, grabz wun
silfurr dres fur hurselph anna orinj soot furr Sundance, an ports back.
Da Boo Teek iz opin. So iz da tuna-reggysturr...Hewlp yurselpf...
[to da merchindyze, dat iz...leef tunas in da tuna reggysturr.]
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Pit2ö.önya
"Being a cat -- it's a tough job, but SOMEBODY has to do it"

... Louise

Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:

Pit2ö.önya does a kwik teleport to opin da dorz ov da Boo Teek.
She hangs awl dressez an sootz by size and kolor, grabz wun
silfurr dres fur hurselph anna orinj soot furr Sundance, an ports
back. Da Boo Teek iz opin. So iz da tuna-reggysturr...Hewlp
yurselpf... [to da merchindyze, dat iz...leef tunas in da tuna
reggysturr.]

Aunti Mabel pokes at Daisy-chan then they whisper to Cash that they
will be gone for a moment. Teleporting over, they look in glee at all
the lovely clothes. Aunti Mabel's eyes are particularily caught by a
stunning amber necklace, just the exact tone of her tan parts! She
used to have one like it (though not quite this fine) but she gave it
to a kittah who didn't have any jewelry on a cruise a year ago.

Eye's sparkling she asks the gentle-kittah at the tuna-register what
the current exchange rate is for 1 lb of duckie jerky, made at home in
the USA from USA duckies and gets a very nice exchange rate!

Donning her new necklace she wanders about. Most of the dresses are
too small for her but the accessories are lovely! Finding Daisy-chan,
there is a nook at the back where they can have a pedicure. Aunti
mabel needs one bad as that waddermonster sandy storm meant she couldnt
get her toes done before the ball and feeling like every lady in the
world, if you nails arent spiffy, then you arent. She sinks greatfully
into a cushion as the manicure specialist brings out her biggest files
and sets to work. Another comes with a tray of nail colors for her and
Daisy-chan to select from.

As Aunti Mabel's nails are perfectly blunted, Daisy-chan's are
sharpened to perfection then colored. Aunti Mabel selects a slightly
metallic pearly color that seems a tiny tone darker than her new
necklace while Daisy-chan selects a deep green to match her eyes and
the jade necklace she plans to wear with her dark silver gown.

Making one last survey after thair nails are dry, they look for
something for Cash and Mosey and spot some lovely (or is that handsome?
well the boys wont mind) silk cumberbunds. They select a dark green
one for Cash and a silvery shot with tiny threads of green and blue
version for Mosey.

Paying the tuna register (and leaving a generous tip), they teleport
back to their room. Aunti Mabel hangs her head over the rail and gives
a short 'yip' to Cash to come get dressed for the evening.

Upstairs Unca Adam hears, grins, finishes his beer, and gets dressed
up. Though he knows he can't hope to compare to the grace of the
man-cats, he's not at all bad for a 2foot.


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