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September 18th 09, 07:59 AM
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mine ted vizit
so der i wuz juzt sleepin inna penthowze, mindin mine own buzinezz, anna
furri kamed into da penthoze anna snatched me anna putted me inna kitty jail, den him cownted mine peez inna boz, den him sayed i didunt poop, den him mezured mine fudz anna sayed i eated onli 20 gramz of fudz sinze tuezday... den him putted me inna metal monzter anna we wented to tedz... da ted did rude thingz to mine sef... she efin steeld blod anna da soft wuz veri upsetted by all of diz anna furri luked sadsad... den ted heper #2 kamed in anna stiked me anna gifed me a kamel hump... i wuz gud anna purred da whole time butted i wuz not purlezed wif all of diz... ted seemed sadsad alzo... den i getted bak in da kitty jail by mineownsef anna we kamed home afur a stop atta store... when we getted home OEJ wuz gladta see minesef anna i getted a veri nazti pill gud thing it wuz onli haffa pill, den i getted kanned fudz which stormmee tryda steel anna now i iz tryinta sleep agin butted i did eatz mozt of mine kanned fudz... ted sayz i iz notted respondinta da treetmint... i iz so, i trysta NOT taka pillz anna i iz refuzinta eat, at leazt until da kanned fudz kamed den i kuldint rezizt, what ofur responze duz dey wantz... i mean shuld i bitez demselvez... da ted did say mine lungz sowndz gud anna mine heart rate iz gud alzo. TV 
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#2
September 18th 09, 09:47 AM
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mine ted vizit
U iz fine, ur body will do what it wantz ta do and dem will do what dem
needta du for u. O T catcerned for his fiend, "Stormmee" wrote in message ... so der i wuz juzt sleepin inna penthowze, mindin mine own buzinezz, anna furri kamed into da penthoze anna snatched me anna putted me inna kitty jail, den him cownted mine peez inna boz, den him sayed i didunt poop, den him mezured mine fudz anna sayed i eated onli 20 gramz of fudz sinze tuezday... den him putted me inna metal monzter anna we wented to tedz... da ted did rude thingz to mine sef... she efin steeld blod anna da soft wuz veri upsetted by all of diz anna furri luked sadsad... den ted heper #2 kamed in anna stiked me anna gifed me a kamel hump... i wuz gud anna purred da whole time butted i wuz not purlezed wif all of diz... ted seemed sadsad alzo... den i getted bak in da kitty jail by mineownsef anna we kamed home afur a stop atta store... when we getted home OEJ wuz gladta see minesef anna i getted a veri nazti pill gud thing it wuz onli haffa pill, den i getted kanned fudz which stormmee tryda steel anna now i iz tryinta sleep agin butted i did eatz mozt of mine kanned fudz... ted sayz i iz notted respondinta da treetmint... i iz so, i trysta NOT taka pillz anna i iz refuzinta eat, at leazt until da kanned fudz kamed den i kuldint rezizt, what ofur responze duz dey wantz... i mean shuld i bitez demselvez... da ted did say mine lungz sowndz gud anna mine heart rate iz gud alzo. TV
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#3
September 18th 09, 09:56 AM
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mine ted vizit
i iz feelin a bit better sinze igetted da kamel hump anna lazt time soft
azked i had eated half a kan of gourmet toonaz... TV resting. "Granby" wrote in message ... U iz fine, ur body will do what it wantz ta do and dem will do what dem needta du for u. O T catcerned for his fiend, "Stormmee" wrote in message ... so der i wuz juzt sleepin inna penthowze, mindin mine own buzinezz, anna furri kamed into da penthoze anna snatched me anna putted me inna kitty jail, den him cownted mine peez inna boz, den him sayed i didunt poop, den him mezured mine fudz anna sayed i eated onli 20 gramz of fudz sinze tuezday... den him putted me inna metal monzter anna we wented to tedz... da ted did rude thingz to mine sef... she efin steeld blod anna da soft wuz veri upsetted by all of diz anna furri luked sadsad... den ted heper #2 kamed in anna stiked me anna gifed me a kamel hump... i wuz gud anna purred da whole time butted i wuz not purlezed wif all of diz... ted seemed sadsad alzo... den i getted bak in da kitty jail by mineownsef anna we kamed home afur a stop atta store... when we getted home OEJ wuz gladta see minesef anna i getted a veri nazti pill gud thing it wuz onli haffa pill, den i getted kanned fudz which stormmee tryda steel anna now i iz tryinta sleep agin butted i did eatz mozt of mine kanned fudz... ted sayz i iz notted respondinta da treetmint... i iz so, i trysta NOT taka pillz anna i iz refuzinta eat, at leazt until da kanned fudz kamed den i kuldint rezizt, what ofur responze duz dey wantz... i mean shuld i bitez demselvez... da ted did say mine lungz sowndz gud anna mine heart rate iz gud alzo. TV
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#4
September 18th 09, 03:29 PM
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mine ted vizit
On Sep 18, 2:59*am, "Stormmee" wrote:
so der i wuz juzt sleepin inna penthowze, mindin mine own buzinezz, anna furri kamed into da penthoze anna snatched me anna putted me inna kitty jail, den him cownted mine peez inna boz, den him sayed i didunt poop, den him mezured mine fudz anna sayed i eated onli 20 gramz of *fudz sinze tuezday... den him putted me inna metal monzter anna we wented to tedz... da ted did rude thingz to mine sef... she efin steeld blod anna da soft wuz veri upsetted by all of diz anna furri luked sadsad... den ted heper #2 kamed in anna stiked me anna gifed me a kamel hump... i wuz gud anna purred da whole time butted i wuz not purlezed wif all of diz... ted seemed sadsad alzo... den i getted bak in da kitty jail by mineownsef anna we kamed home afur a stop atta store... when we getted home OEJ wuz gladta see minesef anna i getted a veri nazti pill gud thing it wuz onli haffa pill, den i getted kanned fudz which stormmee tryda steel anna now i iz tryinta sleep agin butted i did eatz mozt of mine kanned fudz... ted sayz i iz notted respondinta da treetmint... i iz so, i trysta NOT taka pillz anna i iz refuzinta eat, at leazt until da kanned fudz kamed den i kuldint rezizt, what ofur responze duz dey wantz... i mean shuld i bitez demselvez... da ted did say mine lungz sowndz gud anna mine heart rate iz gud alzo. Yoo bee gud boy an yoor Meowmie an Daddy an da TED will hep yoons getted bettur. Effin iff yoo ar GNOT gud dey will hep yoons. Eet gud an keep up yoor strenth an I will port ovur sune wiff sum chikum soop. Efferywun heer iz purrin four yoons. -- Maggy May
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#5
September 18th 09, 07:42 PM
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mine ted vizit
fang yoursef, i liksa chikum... i eated sum kanned udz anna drinked mine
water gud today. TV "Will in New Haven" wrote in message ... On Sep 18, 2:59 am, "Stormmee" wrote: so der i wuz juzt sleepin inna penthowze, mindin mine own buzinezz, anna furri kamed into da penthoze anna snatched me anna putted me inna kitty jail, den him cownted mine peez inna boz, den him sayed i didunt poop, den him mezured mine fudz anna sayed i eated onli 20 gramz of fudz sinze tuezday... den him putted me inna metal monzter anna we wented to tedz... da ted did rude thingz to mine sef... she efin steeld blod anna da soft wuz veri upsetted by all of diz anna furri luked sadsad... den ted heper #2 kamed in anna stiked me anna gifed me a kamel hump... i wuz gud anna purred da whole time butted i wuz not purlezed wif all of diz... ted seemed sadsad alzo... den i getted bak in da kitty jail by mineownsef anna we kamed home afur a stop atta store... when we getted home OEJ wuz gladta see minesef anna i getted a veri nazti pill gud thing it wuz onli haffa pill, den i getted kanned fudz which stormmee tryda steel anna now i iz tryinta sleep agin butted i did eatz mozt of mine kanned fudz... ted sayz i iz notted respondinta da treetmint... i iz so, i trysta NOT taka pillz anna i iz refuzinta eat, at leazt until da kanned fudz kamed den i kuldint rezizt, what ofur responze duz dey wantz... i mean shuld i bitez demselvez... da ted did say mine lungz sowndz gud anna mine heart rate iz gud alzo. Yoo bee gud boy an yoor Meowmie an Daddy an da TED will hep yoons getted bettur. Effin iff yoo ar GNOT gud dey will hep yoons. Eet gud an keep up yoor strenth an I will port ovur sune wiff sum chikum soop. Efferywun heer iz purrin four yoons. -- Maggy May
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#6
September 18th 09, 11:17 PM
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mine ted vizit
Weze glad to heer dat, TV. Yoo juss keep dat up.
Rebecca "Stormmee" wrote in message ... fang yoursef, i liksa chikum... i eated sum kanned udz anna drinked mine water gud today. TV "Will in New Haven" wrote in message ... On Sep 18, 2:59 am, "Stormmee" wrote: so der i wuz juzt sleepin inna penthowze, mindin mine own buzinezz, anna furri kamed into da penthoze anna snatched me anna putted me inna kitty jail, den him cownted mine peez inna boz, den him sayed i didunt poop, den him mezured mine fudz anna sayed i eated onli 20 gramz of fudz sinze tuezday... den him putted me inna metal monzter anna we wented to tedz... da ted did rude thingz to mine sef... she efin steeld blod anna da soft wuz veri upsetted by all of diz anna furri luked sadsad... den ted heper #2 kamed in anna stiked me anna gifed me a kamel hump... i wuz gud anna purred da whole time butted i wuz not purlezed wif all of diz... ted seemed sadsad alzo... den i getted bak in da kitty jail by mineownsef anna we kamed home afur a stop atta store... when we getted home OEJ wuz gladta see minesef anna i getted a veri nazti pill gud thing it wuz onli haffa pill, den i getted kanned fudz which stormmee tryda steel anna now i iz tryinta sleep agin butted i did eatz mozt of mine kanned fudz... ted sayz i iz notted respondinta da treetmint... i iz so, i trysta NOT taka pillz anna i iz refuzinta eat, at leazt until da kanned fudz kamed den i kuldint rezizt, what ofur responze duz dey wantz... i mean shuld i bitez demselvez... da ted did say mine lungz sowndz gud anna mine heart rate iz gud alzo. Yoo bee gud boy an yoor Meowmie an Daddy an da TED will hep yoons getted bettur. Effin iff yoo ar GNOT gud dey will hep yoons. Eet gud an keep up yoor strenth an I will port ovur sune wiff sum chikum soop. Efferywun heer iz purrin four yoons. -- Maggy May
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#7
September 19th 09, 12:28 PM
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mine ted vizit
fang yourownsef, TV
"Rebecca" wrote in message ... Weze glad to heer dat, TV. Yoo juss keep dat up. Rebecca "Stormmee" wrote in message ... fang yoursef, i liksa chikum... i eated sum kanned udz anna drinked mine water gud today. TV "Will in New Haven" wrote in message ... On Sep 18, 2:59 am, "Stormmee" wrote: so der i wuz juzt sleepin inna penthowze, mindin mine own buzinezz, anna furri kamed into da penthoze anna snatched me anna putted me inna kitty jail, den him cownted mine peez inna boz, den him sayed i didunt poop, den him mezured mine fudz anna sayed i eated onli 20 gramz of fudz sinze tuezday... den him putted me inna metal monzter anna we wented to tedz... da ted did rude thingz to mine sef... she efin steeld blod anna da soft wuz veri upsetted by all of diz anna furri luked sadsad... den ted heper #2 kamed in anna stiked me anna gifed me a kamel hump... i wuz gud anna purred da whole time butted i wuz not purlezed wif all of diz... ted seemed sadsad alzo... den i getted bak in da kitty jail by mineownsef anna we kamed home afur a stop atta store... when we getted home OEJ wuz gladta see minesef anna i getted a veri nazti pill gud thing it wuz onli haffa pill, den i getted kanned fudz which stormmee tryda steel anna now i iz tryinta sleep agin butted i did eatz mozt of mine kanned fudz... ted sayz i iz notted respondinta da treetmint... i iz so, i trysta NOT taka pillz anna i iz refuzinta eat, at leazt until da kanned fudz kamed den i kuldint rezizt, what ofur responze duz dey wantz... i mean shuld i bitez demselvez... da ted did say mine lungz sowndz gud anna mine heart rate iz gud alzo. Yoo bee gud boy an yoor Meowmie an Daddy an da TED will hep yoons getted bettur. Effin iff yoo ar GNOT gud dey will hep yoons. Eet gud an keep up yoor strenth an I will port ovur sune wiff sum chikum soop. Efferywun heer iz purrin four yoons. -- Maggy May
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