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owrz ted bizit
we haz now furgifed da soft anna furree fur takin owrzelfzta TED so we kan
now relateded da horrorz of diz bizit. efurione of uses wented and dey steeled owrz blood, none of uses haza flv/fiv... we thinkz der shuld be a bonuz paymint fur da ted takin so muc kitty blod at one time. -MH: i loosed .3 pwndz... but dat wuz prolee beclawz i hurked onnaway to ted, furree sayz i musta wurked fazt aza ted iz onlee abowt two milez furm owrz itti bitt kumpurtmint... i wuz beree heafy eceptin fur one bald spot dat ted thinkz iz where spft furminated away a matt. -Barbi: i wuz up a little in mine wate but duzint remfur how muc, afur i getted mine blood steeled, ted fownd a pwze on mine bak where she thinkz i iz skratchin/likin to muc kauze i iz anxiuz... so it getted a shot i refuzedta say ifin i wuz anxiuz or not -OEJ: i haz losed almozt anofur haf pwnd, butted sinze mine HT symptumz iz betterer she didnt steel more bloodz but i heard her tella soft i hasta get wated in march... i duzint liksa sownd of dat!!! ofurwise i wuz fine butted i wuz beree offinded whenna ted pushed all ofur on minesef anna swished me anna finally sayed i feeled gud, she also luked atta spot on mine haunch dat soft finded and sayed it wuz justa wart. -Trudi: i waz bowt da same wate, mine blood pazzed allaitz teztz butted mine gumz hada gingifaitz so i hasta take pillz fur two wekkz, ifin it lukz impurrfooed to furree i won't hafta go bakta ted, if not i getzanofur bizit, i iz NOT gowin bak der. -Storrmmee: i had gud blood butted da ted laffed when her sayed i had ganed 1.3 powndz, her sayed i still wuzint fat butted her sayed it waz obviouz dat i likeda kanned udz. HRMPH, i onlee getz itsef a kuple timezaweek. -Chester: the larger ingester,... I haz gained a whole pownd, diz iz direktlee du toda hoominz finallee gifin minesef fancee fettz a few timeza wekk. mine blood waz alzo gud... afur alla diz, da hoominz payeda bill, bringed uses home anna sayed dat der walled wazint neerlee az kluttered up wiffa toonaz, I iz gonna gif soft purmission to gif herown version in anofur thread so da hoomin speek wunt interfere wif uscats speakin, OEJ |
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owrz ted bizit
i furgettedta say dat i hada hiss atta ted an efin da furree when himz
laffed beclawz soft azked ted ta see ifin she thinked i hadda hipz dizplazia... ted sayed no but sumfin liksa setim... which akordinta ted izunt a prolim rite now... efuritime ted tuched mine tail i hissed hersef, den i getted so beree upsetted i hadda huff anna puff, i wuz NOT amuzed when furee laffted, Storrmmee "Storrmmee" wrote in message ... we haz now furgifed da soft anna furree fur takin owrzelfzta TED so we kan now relateded da horrorz of diz bizit. efurione of uses wented and dey steeled owrz blood, none of uses haza flv/fiv... we thinkz der shuld be a bonuz paymint fur da ted takin so muc kitty blod at one time. -MH: i loosed .3 pwndz... but dat wuz prolee beclawz i hurked onnaway to ted, furree sayz i musta wurked fazt aza ted iz onlee abowt two milez furm owrz itti bitt kumpurtmint... i wuz beree heafy eceptin fur one bald spot dat ted thinkz iz where spft furminated away a matt. -Barbi: i wuz up a little in mine wate but duzint remfur how muc, afur i getted mine blood steeled, ted fownd a pwze on mine bak where she thinkz i iz skratchin/likin to muc kauze i iz anxiuz... so it getted a shot i refuzedta say ifin i wuz anxiuz or not -OEJ: i haz losed almozt anofur haf pwnd, butted sinze mine HT symptumz iz betterer she didnt steel more bloodz but i heard her tella soft i hasta get wated in march... i duzint liksa sownd of dat!!! ofurwise i wuz fine butted i wuz beree offinded whenna ted pushed all ofur on minesef anna swished me anna finally sayed i feeled gud, she also luked atta spot on mine haunch dat soft finded and sayed it wuz justa wart. -Trudi: i waz bowt da same wate, mine blood pazzed allaitz teztz butted mine gumz hada gingifaitz so i hasta take pillz fur two wekkz, ifin it lukz impurrfooed to furree i won't hafta go bakta ted, if not i getzanofur bizit, i iz NOT gowin bak der. -Storrmmee: i had gud blood butted da ted laffed when her sayed i had ganed 1.3 powndz, her sayed i still wuzint fat butted her sayed it waz obviouz dat i likeda kanned udz. HRMPH, i onlee getz itsef a kuple timezaweek. -Chester: the larger ingester,... I haz gained a whole pownd, diz iz direktlee du toda hoominz finallee gifin minesef fancee fettz a few timeza wekk. mine blood waz alzo gud... afur alla diz, da hoominz payeda bill, bringed uses home anna sayed dat der walled wazint neerlee az kluttered up wiffa toonaz, I iz gonna gif soft purmission to gif herown version in anofur thread so da hoomin speek wunt interfere wif uscats speakin, OEJ |
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owrz ted bizit
On Jan 8, 11:25*am, "Storrmmee" wrote:
i furgettedta say dat i hada hiss atta ted an efin da furree when himz laffed beclawz soft azked ted ta see ifin she thinked i hadda hipz dizplazia... ted sayed no but sumfin liksa setim... which akordinta ted izunt a prolim rite now... efuritime ted tuched mine tail i hissed hersef, den i getted so beree upsetted i hadda huff anna puff, i wuz NOT amuzed when furee laffted, Storrmmee"Storrmmee" wrote in message ... we haz now furgifed da soft anna furree fur takin owrzelfzta TED so we kan now relateded da horrorz of diz bizit. efurione of uses wented and dey steeled owrz blood, none of uses haza flv/fiv... we thinkz der shuld be a bonuz paymint fur da ted takin so muc kitty blod at one time. -MH: *i loosed .3 pwndz... but dat wuz prolee beclawz i hurked onnaway to ted, furree sayz i musta wurked fazt aza ted iz onlee abowt two milez furm owrz itti bitt kumpurtmint... i wuz beree heafy eceptin fur one bald spot dat ted thinkz iz where spft furminated away a matt. -Barbi: *i wuz up a little in mine wate but duzint remfur how muc, afur i getted mine blood steeled, ted fownd a pwze on mine bak *where she thinkz i iz skratchin/likin to muc kauze i iz anxiuz... so it getted a shot i refuzedta say ifin i wuz anxiuz or not -OEJ: *i haz losed almozt anofur haf pwnd, butted sinze mine HT symptumz iz betterer she didnt steel more bloodz but i heard her tella soft i hasta get wated in march... i duzint liksa sownd of dat!!! ofurwise i wuz fine butted i wuz beree offinded whenna ted pushed all ofur on minesef anna swished me anna finally sayed i feeled gud, she also luked atta spot on mine haunch dat soft finded and sayed it wuz justa wart. -Trudi: *i waz bowt da same wate, mine blood pazzed allaitz teztz butted mine gumz hada gingifaitz so i hasta take pillz fur two wekkz, ifin it lukz impurrfooed to furree i won't hafta go bakta ted, if not i getzanofur bizit, i iz NOT gowin bak der. -Storrmmee: *i had gud blood butted da ted laffed when her sayed i had ganed 1.3 powndz, her sayed i still wuzint fat butted her sayed it waz obviouz dat i likeda kanned udz. HRMPH, i onlee getz itsef a kuple timezaweek. -Chester: the larger ingester,... I haz gained a whole pownd, diz iz direktlee du toda hoominz finallee gifin minesef fancee fettz a few timeza wekk. mine blood waz alzo gud... afur alla diz, da hoominz payeda bill, bringed uses home anna sayed dat der walled wazint neerlee az kluttered up wiffa toonaz, *I iz gonna gif soft purmission to gif herown version in anofur thread so da hoomin speek wunt interfere wif uscats speakin, *OEJ Dis is notted tutu bad! Is gudgud news! But we dus mympurrfise wiff yu awl beein atta TED - wunner whi da hoominz insist on dooin dis! We cood tell dem if we wus sik! Bet yure hoomins hadta giff dat TED toonas too! Dey always ask fur toonas! Gwad yure awl gonna bee helfy! Gordon Kittiez |
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owrz ted bizit
da furree duzint likeit nefur duz soft butted dey agreez we iz wurf "watefur
it takez" soft sayz we all hasta go at one time beclawz den der iz lezz krankeenezz when we getz owtta der, when one of uses is sik... anna den returnz smellin liksa nastee ted der iz uzulee a fite, so sinze we all haz ted stink on uses der izunt anee fitez... anna besidez itz fun when alla uses ignorez a hooinz atta same time, OEJ "rafflescat" wrote in message ... On Jan 8, 11:25 am, "Storrmmee" wrote: i furgettedta say dat i hada hiss atta ted an efin da furree when himz laffed beclawz soft azked ted ta see ifin she thinked i hadda hipz dizplazia... ted sayed no but sumfin liksa setim... which akordinta ted izunt a prolim rite now... efuritime ted tuched mine tail i hissed hersef, den i getted so beree upsetted i hadda huff anna puff, i wuz NOT amuzed when furee laffted, Storrmmee"Storrmmee" wrote in message ... we haz now furgifed da soft anna furree fur takin owrzelfzta TED so we kan now relateded da horrorz of diz bizit. efurione of uses wented and dey steeled owrz blood, none of uses haza flv/fiv... we thinkz der shuld be a bonuz paymint fur da ted takin so muc kitty blod at one time. -MH: i loosed .3 pwndz... but dat wuz prolee beclawz i hurked onnaway to ted, furree sayz i musta wurked fazt aza ted iz onlee abowt two milez furm owrz itti bitt kumpurtmint... i wuz beree heafy eceptin fur one bald spot dat ted thinkz iz where spft furminated away a matt. -Barbi: i wuz up a little in mine wate but duzint remfur how muc, afur i getted mine blood steeled, ted fownd a pwze on mine bak where she thinkz i iz skratchin/likin to muc kauze i iz anxiuz... so it getted a shot i refuzedta say ifin i wuz anxiuz or not -OEJ: i haz losed almozt anofur haf pwnd, butted sinze mine HT symptumz iz betterer she didnt steel more bloodz but i heard her tella soft i hasta get wated in march... i duzint liksa sownd of dat!!! ofurwise i wuz fine butted i wuz beree offinded whenna ted pushed all ofur on minesef anna swished me anna finally sayed i feeled gud, she also luked atta spot on mine haunch dat soft finded and sayed it wuz justa wart. -Trudi: i waz bowt da same wate, mine blood pazzed allaitz teztz butted mine gumz hada gingifaitz so i hasta take pillz fur two wekkz, ifin it lukz impurrfooed to furree i won't hafta go bakta ted, if not i getzanofur bizit, i iz NOT gowin bak der. -Storrmmee: i had gud blood butted da ted laffed when her sayed i had ganed 1.3 powndz, her sayed i still wuzint fat butted her sayed it waz obviouz dat i likeda kanned udz. HRMPH, i onlee getz itsef a kuple timezaweek. -Chester: the larger ingester,... I haz gained a whole pownd, diz iz direktlee du toda hoominz finallee gifin minesef fancee fettz a few timeza wekk. mine blood waz alzo gud... afur alla diz, da hoominz payeda bill, bringed uses home anna sayed dat der walled wazint neerlee az kluttered up wiffa toonaz, I iz gonna gif soft purmission to gif herown version in anofur thread so da hoomin speek wunt interfere wif uscats speakin, OEJ Dis is notted tutu bad! Is gudgud news! But we dus mympurrfise wiff yu awl beein atta TED - wunner whi da hoominz insist on dooin dis! We cood tell dem if we wus sik! Bet yure hoomins hadta giff dat TED toonas too! Dey always ask fur toonas! Gwad yure awl gonna bee helfy! Gordon Kittiez |
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owrz ted bizit
Weze all goez to da ted fur da same reezon. Less heed boppin wen weze
getz bak. Booker, simpathizing On 1/8/2011 6:55 AM, Storrmmee wrote: da furree duzint likeit nefur duz soft butted dey agreez we iz wurf "watefur it takez" soft sayz we all hasta go at one time beclawz den der iz lezz krankeenezz when we getz owtta der, when one of uses is sik... anna den returnz smellin liksa nastee ted der iz uzulee a fite, so sinze we all haz ted stink on uses der izunt anee fitez... anna besidez itz fun when alla uses ignorez a hooinz atta same time, OEJ wrote in message ... On Jan 8, 11:25 am, wrote: i furgettedta say dat i hada hiss atta ted an efin da furree when himz laffed beclawz soft azked ted ta see ifin she thinked i hadda hipz dizplazia... ted sayed no but sumfin liksa setim... which akordinta ted izunt a prolim rite now... efuritime ted tuched mine tail i hissed hersef, den i getted so beree upsetted i hadda huff anna puff, i wuz NOT amuzed when furee laffted, wrote in message ... we haz now furgifed da soft anna furree fur takin owrzelfzta TED so we kan now relateded da horrorz of diz bizit. efurione of uses wented and dey steeled owrz blood, none of uses haza flv/fiv... we thinkz der shuld be a bonuz paymint fur da ted takin so muc kitty blod at one time. -MH: i loosed .3 pwndz... but dat wuz prolee beclawz i hurked onnaway to ted, furree sayz i musta wurked fazt aza ted iz onlee abowt two milez furm owrz itti bitt kumpurtmint... i wuz beree heafy eceptin fur one bald spot dat ted thinkz iz where spft furminated away a matt. -Barbi: i wuz up a little in mine wate but duzint remfur how muc, afur i getted mine blood steeled, ted fownd a pwze on mine bak where she thinkz i iz skratchin/likin to muc kauze i iz anxiuz... so it getted a shot i refuzedta say ifin i wuz anxiuz or not -OEJ: i haz losed almozt anofur haf pwnd, butted sinze mine HT symptumz iz betterer she didnt steel more bloodz but i heard her tella soft i hasta get wated in march... i duzint liksa sownd of dat!!! ofurwise i wuz fine butted i wuz beree offinded whenna ted pushed all ofur on minesef anna swished me anna finally sayed i feeled gud, she also luked atta spot on mine haunch dat soft finded and sayed it wuz justa wart. -Trudi: i waz bowt da same wate, mine blood pazzed allaitz teztz butted mine gumz hada gingifaitz so i hasta take pillz fur two wekkz, ifin it lukz impurrfooed to furree i won't hafta go bakta ted, if not i getzanofur bizit, i iz NOT gowin bak der. -Storrmmee: i had gud blood butted da ted laffed when her sayed i had ganed 1.3 powndz, her sayed i still wuzint fat butted her sayed it waz obviouz dat i likeda kanned udz. HRMPH, i onlee getz itsef a kuple timezaweek. -Chester: the larger ingester,... I haz gained a whole pownd, diz iz direktlee du toda hoominz finallee gifin minesef fancee fettz a few timeza wekk. mine blood waz alzo gud... afur alla diz, da hoominz payeda bill, bringed uses home anna sayed dat der walled wazint neerlee az kluttered up wiffa toonaz, I iz gonna gif soft purmission to gif herown version in anofur thread so da hoomin speek wunt interfere wif uscats speakin, OEJ Dis is notted tutu bad! Is gudgud news! But we dus mympurrfise wiff yu awl beein atta TED - wunner whi da hoominz insist on dooin dis! We cood tell dem if we wus sik! Bet yure hoomins hadta giff dat TED toonas too! Dey always ask fur toonas! Gwad yure awl gonna bee helfy! Gordon Kittiez |
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owrz ted bizit
On Sat, 8 Jan 2011 05:20:10 -0600, Storrmmee's
nimble, little paws typed: we haz now furgifed da soft anna furree fur takin owrzelfzta TED so we kan now relateded da horrorz of diz bizit. I iz gwad to reed dat min in-waws haz a cwean bill ob healf! -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs “I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul.†Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 1/8/2011 12:52:29 PM |
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owrz ted bizit
On Jan 8, 2:55*pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
da furree duzint likeit nefur duz soft butted dey agreez we iz wurf "watefur it takez" *soft sayz we all hasta go at one time beclawz den der iz lezz krankeenezz when we getz owtta der, when one of uses is sik... anna den returnz smellin liksa nastee ted der iz uzulee a fite, so sinze we all haz ted stink on uses der izunt anee fitez... anna besidez itz fun when alla uses ignorez a hooinz atta same time, OEJ"rafflescat" wrote in message ... On Jan 8, 11:25 am, "Storrmmee" wrote: Acorse yuse wurff it! Harry coms bak frum TED an me hydes cos he smells offa TED! Me hydes inna bedrhum - undur da bed wiffa dustbunnies (glares atta Meomie) N me dussnt wissen when she says itz hokay....mes notted gotten tu neerlee 20 by beleefin hur! Mees 20 yeers owld inna June...wat dus dat make myneselfness? VOC? Jack |
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owrz ted bizit
Mees 20 yeers owld inna June...wat dus dat make myneselfness? VOC?
Jack No, Mr. Jack, you became a VC (Venerable Cat) when your turneded 15. When you turns 20, you become an Esteemed Cat. Lilith Kitten Mahoney, Age 9 SOC In Training Chief Tabby In Residence (reading from the memories that Kitty Schottland and Capt. Midnight left before they went to the Bridge). |
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owrz ted bizit
On Jan 8, 8:56*pm, Debby Hanoka wrote:
Mees 20 yeers owld inna June...wat dus dat make myneselfness? VOC? Jack No, Mr. Jack, you became a VC (Venerable Cat) when your turneded 15. When you turns 20, you become an Esteemed Cat. Lilith Kitten Mahoney, Age 9 SOC In Training Chief Tabby In Residence (reading from the memories that Kitty Schottland and Capt. Midnight left before they went to the Bridge). Awh fangu Miss Lilith! Yuse hidin frum us! Yu appeared dare wike the gudgud fairy! Waves So! Mees alreddy a VC? N in June - sumtyme - me dusnt know when, me beclums a Esteemed Cat. (turns to inspect his very becoming dinner suit in his personal valet mirror and extends his perfectly manicured claws) yus, me can see myneself as wuna dems (little cat jumps on his soft, soft blanket and curls up with a contented sigh) Fink me will have a little nap - after Harry woshes myne eerz. Jack |
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owrz ted bizit
fang ursef, OEJ
"Mme. Anaïs Lachatte" wrote in message ... On Sat, 8 Jan 2011 05:20:10 -0600, Storrmmee's nimble, little paws typed: we haz now furgifed da soft anna furree fur takin owrzelfzta TED so we kan now relateded da horrorz of diz bizit. I iz gwad to reed dat min in-waws haz a cwean bill ob healf! -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs "I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul." Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 1/8/2011 12:52:29 PM |
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