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Old November 25th 03, 01:22 AM
Allegra and Louise's Santa
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Meoh, Meoh, Meoh!

Deer Allegra an' Louise, dis is yer Sekrit Santa! Just writin' tu say
shoore yu've bin gudgud lovely lady-kats dis yeer an whut a plezzure it
is shoppin' fur yews bof.

Mrs. Claws (de contracted Sekrit Shopper ov Sekrit Santa) hazza kweschin
she wantid tu ask. Iff'n yews were tu pick favrit colors of de
follow'in optins, whut wud it bee?

Teal, turqoises, and green-blus;
Burgundy, dusty roses, and pinkly-purples;
-or-
Black'n'wite wif lots of britebrite rainbos?

Not qwite shoore whut Mrs.Claws has in dat funny hed or if she kin effin
du whut she finks, but she sez she wants ta no.

Fangu,

yer Sekrit Santa

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Old November 26th 03, 08:47 PM
Adam
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"Allegra and Louise's Santa" wrote in message
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Meoh, Meoh, Meoh!

Deer Allegra an' Louise, dis is yer Sekrit Santa! Just writin' tu say
shoore yu've bin gudgud lovely lady-kats dis yeer an whut a plezzure it
is shoppin' fur yews bof.

Mrs. Claws (de contracted Sekrit Shopper ov Sekrit Santa) hazza kweschin
she wantid tu ask. Iff'n yews were tu pick favrit colors of de
follow'in optins, whut wud it bee?

Teal, turqoises, and green-blus;
Burgundy, dusty roses, and pinkly-purples;
-or-
Black'n'wite wif lots of britebrite rainbos?

Not qwite shoore whut Mrs.Claws has in dat funny hed or if she kin effin
du whut she finks, but she sez she wants ta no.

Fangu,

yer Sekrit Santa


I placed the email on the floor so the cats could choose. Allegra
considered for a long time and then delicately placed her paw on the
turquoise, etc. line. She feels those colors would bring out the beauty of
her green eyes. Louise chose the purple hues, because she likes the sound
of purr-rr-ple. However, they said that really any color is fine!

Adam, wondering
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email: rubin AT bestweb DOT net


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Old November 26th 03, 08:47 PM
Adam
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"Allegra and Louise's Santa" wrote in message
...
Meoh, Meoh, Meoh!

Deer Allegra an' Louise, dis is yer Sekrit Santa! Just writin' tu say
shoore yu've bin gudgud lovely lady-kats dis yeer an whut a plezzure it
is shoppin' fur yews bof.

Mrs. Claws (de contracted Sekrit Shopper ov Sekrit Santa) hazza kweschin
she wantid tu ask. Iff'n yews were tu pick favrit colors of de
follow'in optins, whut wud it bee?

Teal, turqoises, and green-blus;
Burgundy, dusty roses, and pinkly-purples;
-or-
Black'n'wite wif lots of britebrite rainbos?

Not qwite shoore whut Mrs.Claws has in dat funny hed or if she kin effin
du whut she finks, but she sez she wants ta no.

Fangu,

yer Sekrit Santa


I placed the email on the floor so the cats could choose. Allegra
considered for a long time and then delicately placed her paw on the
turquoise, etc. line. She feels those colors would bring out the beauty of
her green eyes. Louise chose the purple hues, because she likes the sound
of purr-rr-ple. However, they said that really any color is fine!

Adam, wondering
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email: rubin AT bestweb DOT net


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Old November 30th 03, 10:56 PM
Allegra and Louise's Santa
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Adam wrote:
"Allegra and Louise's Santa" wrote in message
...

Meoh, Meoh, Meoh!


I placed the email on the floor so the cats could choose. Allegra
considered for a long time and then delicately placed her paw on the
turquoise, etc. line. She feels those colors would bring out the beauty of
her green eyes. Louise chose the purple hues, because she likes the sound
of purr-rr-ple. However, they said that really any color is fine!

Adam, wondering


Oh, deese are gudgud colors, Mrs. Claws hopes yew like yer pressies.

Santa hazza nuffer wun - well, kinda not a queschun at dis point.
Err... sure hope yew like nip. See, Mrs. Claws got a bit carreed away
an assembled de pressies wif mor dan a bit of nip, bilt rite in. It
can't git owt now.

So hope dat's OK an yews don' mind dat level of niptoxication. Santa
also hopes dere's no sniffer d*gs wurkin' at de postal serfiss for
Kissamouse, oh deer.... ;-)

Paw Ess: Haf yew luffly ladies enny kinda treets yew purrticlarly like
or don't like? 'membur to let Santa know....

Sekrit Santa

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Old November 30th 03, 10:56 PM
Allegra and Louise's Santa
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Adam wrote:
"Allegra and Louise's Santa" wrote in message
...

Meoh, Meoh, Meoh!


I placed the email on the floor so the cats could choose. Allegra
considered for a long time and then delicately placed her paw on the
turquoise, etc. line. She feels those colors would bring out the beauty of
her green eyes. Louise chose the purple hues, because she likes the sound
of purr-rr-ple. However, they said that really any color is fine!

Adam, wondering


Oh, deese are gudgud colors, Mrs. Claws hopes yew like yer pressies.

Santa hazza nuffer wun - well, kinda not a queschun at dis point.
Err... sure hope yew like nip. See, Mrs. Claws got a bit carreed away
an assembled de pressies wif mor dan a bit of nip, bilt rite in. It
can't git owt now.

So hope dat's OK an yews don' mind dat level of niptoxication. Santa
also hopes dere's no sniffer d*gs wurkin' at de postal serfiss for
Kissamouse, oh deer.... ;-)

Paw Ess: Haf yew luffly ladies enny kinda treets yew purrticlarly like
or don't like? 'membur to let Santa know....

Sekrit Santa

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Old December 5th 03, 05:06 AM
Adam
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Santa hazza nuffer wun - well, kinda not a queschun at dis point.
Err... sure hope yew like nip. See, Mrs. Claws got a bit carreed away
an assembled de pressies wif mor dan a bit of nip, bilt rite in. It
can't git owt now.

So hope dat's OK an yews don' mind dat level of niptoxication. Santa
also hopes dere's no sniffer d*gs wurkin' at de postal serfiss for
Kissamouse, oh deer.... ;-)

Paw Ess: Haf yew luffly ladies enny kinda treets yew purrticlarly like
or don't like? 'membur to let Santa know....

Sekrit Santa


I lyke nip, speshully nip toys I kin hold. Evun da hoomins here are neffur
shur whut treets I'll lyke. An fangu fur da e-kard, which Unca Adam
retreeved befur da antispamfilterthingy ate it. If youze won't evun say how
menny of yu dere are, kin you at leest tell me da total numbur uv toes
yu-all have? (Hoping Sekrit Santa won't realize that all Allegra haz tu do
is divide by ate-teen.)

Allegra
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Luv nip. Gimme!!!

Louise
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email: rubin AT bestweb DOT net


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Old December 5th 03, 05:06 AM
Adam
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Santa hazza nuffer wun - well, kinda not a queschun at dis point.
Err... sure hope yew like nip. See, Mrs. Claws got a bit carreed away
an assembled de pressies wif mor dan a bit of nip, bilt rite in. It
can't git owt now.

So hope dat's OK an yews don' mind dat level of niptoxication. Santa
also hopes dere's no sniffer d*gs wurkin' at de postal serfiss for
Kissamouse, oh deer.... ;-)

Paw Ess: Haf yew luffly ladies enny kinda treets yew purrticlarly like
or don't like? 'membur to let Santa know....

Sekrit Santa


I lyke nip, speshully nip toys I kin hold. Evun da hoomins here are neffur
shur whut treets I'll lyke. An fangu fur da e-kard, which Unca Adam
retreeved befur da antispamfilterthingy ate it. If youze won't evun say how
menny of yu dere are, kin you at leest tell me da total numbur uv toes
yu-all have? (Hoping Sekrit Santa won't realize that all Allegra haz tu do
is divide by ate-teen.)

Allegra
==========
Luv nip. Gimme!!!

Louise
--
email: rubin AT bestweb DOT net


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Old December 12th 03, 04:05 AM
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If'n we cownt ALL de toes, dere are sebenty-seben toes.

hee hee.

Sekrit Santas

Adam wrote:
Santa hazza nuffer wun - well, kinda not a queschun at dis point.
Err... sure hope yew like nip. See, Mrs. Claws got a bit carreed away
an assembled de pressies wif mor dan a bit of nip, bilt rite in. It
can't git owt now.

So hope dat's OK an yews don' mind dat level of niptoxication. Santa
also hopes dere's no sniffer d*gs wurkin' at de postal serfiss for
Kissamouse, oh deer.... ;-)

Paw Ess: Haf yew luffly ladies enny kinda treets yew purrticlarly like
or don't like? 'membur to let Santa know....

Sekrit Santa



I lyke nip, speshully nip toys I kin hold. Evun da hoomins here are neffur
shur whut treets I'll lyke. An fangu fur da e-kard, which Unca Adam
retreeved befur da antispamfilterthingy ate it. If youze won't evun say how
menny of yu dere are, kin you at leest tell me da total numbur uv toes
yu-all have? (Hoping Sekrit Santa won't realize that all Allegra haz tu do
is divide by ate-teen.)

Allegra
==========
Luv nip. Gimme!!!

Louise


  #9  
Old December 12th 03, 04:05 AM
Allegra and Louise's Santa
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If'n we cownt ALL de toes, dere are sebenty-seben toes.

hee hee.

Sekrit Santas

Adam wrote:
Santa hazza nuffer wun - well, kinda not a queschun at dis point.
Err... sure hope yew like nip. See, Mrs. Claws got a bit carreed away
an assembled de pressies wif mor dan a bit of nip, bilt rite in. It
can't git owt now.

So hope dat's OK an yews don' mind dat level of niptoxication. Santa
also hopes dere's no sniffer d*gs wurkin' at de postal serfiss for
Kissamouse, oh deer.... ;-)

Paw Ess: Haf yew luffly ladies enny kinda treets yew purrticlarly like
or don't like? 'membur to let Santa know....

Sekrit Santa



I lyke nip, speshully nip toys I kin hold. Evun da hoomins here are neffur
shur whut treets I'll lyke. An fangu fur da e-kard, which Unca Adam
retreeved befur da antispamfilterthingy ate it. If youze won't evun say how
menny of yu dere are, kin you at leest tell me da total numbur uv toes
yu-all have? (Hoping Sekrit Santa won't realize that all Allegra haz tu do
is divide by ate-teen.)

Allegra
==========
Luv nip. Gimme!!!

Louise


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Old December 16th 03, 11:00 PM
Adam
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Hmm. Sebenty-seben toeses? Dat iz furry diffikult. Let'z see... are dere
4 of youse with da usual toes, one poor kitty wif only one toe on each foot,
and one toe without any cat attached tu it???

Allegra

Paw Ess: I try tu get Unca Adam tu chek da PO Box, but all he duz is say
"Gotta write more cards first!"

If'n we cownt ALL de toes, dere are sebenty-seben toes.

hee hee.

Sekrit Santas

If youze won't evun say how
menny of yu dere are, kin you at leest tell me da total numbur uv toes
yu-all have? (Hoping Sekrit Santa won't realize that all Allegra haz tu

do
is divide by ate-teen.)

Allegra



 




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