For discussion among kitties - do we need an election?

We kin awl purr furr da Hoomin eekkominy tu get bettererer.
Du ya tink? I wus be wyllink tu shtart a noo tred, az Wite Heowze
Diplocat.
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"ClowderCat" wrote in message
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On Apr 6, 11:05 pm, Adam wrote:
I was wondering about something, though. What are you going to do
about the human economy?

Clarence

Fundamentals of Catmerica economy are strong. Datz whut impurrtant.

"Lovable Louise", Purrezident

That's because the Catmerica economy is based on the toona standard
where the toonas are frozen in a warehouse. A couple years ago I had
the toona warehouse moved to the Pluto so the humans can't find
them. The human economy is based on paper and electronic numbers.
The Catmerica economy has always been strong.

If we ever need any of the toonas, I set up a teleporter there.

The important thing about the human economy is that we live with
humans and they use their money to buy us food. A lot of humans have
been giving their cats to the Humane Society because their humans
don't have the money to take care of their cats and their economy
won't take our toonas. That's why the human economy needs to be
fixed.

Clarence

Clarence

itz tru, da onlezt time he iz efin a little bit kranki himz haza nip, like
lazt nite, furri wented inna owt anna ofur to da citi hall ta see whutda
leshun rezultz wuz, der musta been sum wild nip on furry'z shoez, kuz all of
uses, efin Barbi wuz sniffin da floor where himz wuz standin, chester made
alla uses leaf so himz kuld roll onna spot, himz iz veri manli, he made da
rezt of uses leaf, furri thinked it wuz funni but we didunt, Tiger, who
can't be bothred to fite ofur nip smellz
"Lucy" wrote in message
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I doant beleef dat!!

Lucy


Stormmee wrote:
dey iz veri gud, we duzint get nip muc animore kuz Chester iza mean nip
head, Tiger
"ClowderCat" wrote in message
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Nip cigars are reallly good. Mom never gives me enough nip!

Clarence

we willz be happi ta purr fur dat, Tiger
"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
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We kin awl purr furr da Hoomin eekkominy tu get bettererer.
Du ya tink? I wus be wyllink tu shtart a noo tred, az Wite Heowze
Diplocat.
--
Pitô.ônya

"ClowderCat" wrote in message
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On Apr 6, 11:05 pm, Adam wrote:
I was wondering about something, though. What are you going to do
about the human economy?

Clarence

Fundamentals of Catmerica economy are strong. Datz whut impurrtant.

"Lovable Louise", Purrezident

That's because the Catmerica economy is based on the toona standard
where the toonas are frozen in a warehouse. A couple years ago I had
the toona warehouse moved to the Pluto so the humans can't find
them. The human economy is based on paper and electronic numbers.
The Catmerica economy has always been strong.

If we ever need any of the toonas, I set up a teleporter there.

The important thing about the human economy is that we live with
humans and they use their money to buy us food. A lot of humans have
been giving their cats to the Humane Society because their humans
don't have the money to take care of their cats and their economy
won't take our toonas. That's why the human economy needs to be
fixed.

Clarence

Clarence

I will twy not tew hiss yoo gurlz off den. I wike peece.
Fangu fur not mayking mee feal dum ugin.
Mosey

zatli, Trudi
"Harri Roadcat" On Wed, 08 Apr 2009 13:57:21 -0500, Stormmee wrote:

dat iza tough girl kittee, Trudi, card carrin memfur

Yep. Us TGKs can do anyfing, can't we, Trudi?

Harri

I gnow n dat iz a shayme. Wish we cood fix dat mess.
Mosey

we iz juzt glad dat owrz hoominz haza toona plaze, so mani hoominz duzint
rite now, Tiger

Mom says that she's tired too. But she doesn't spend enough time at
home because she claims she has to work and bring home toonas. If the
human government would take Catmerica toonas, she won't have to work
or worry about human toonas.

Clarence

On Apr 7, 6:03 pm, "Stormmee" wrote:
soft sumtimez sayz she iz too tired, we letz her hafa day of onze inna
while
but we makez her doit or she kant sleep, Tiger"ClowderCat"
wrote in message

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Thanks. I tried to be the best purrsident possible.

I try to get mom to let me come here but she won't open the browser
for me. She claims she's too tired or too busy!

Clarence

On Apr 6, 2:38 am, "Stormmee" wrote:



I juzt seed dat pozt, you wuza veri gud prsident, but i duz unnerstand
da
diffikulti of traiinin a hoomin, purhapz ifin yourown mom wuld let you
come
here more ofin you kuld hep owt onna infurmal basis, Tiger"ClowderCat"
wrote in message

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Please don't! I aleady declined the nomination.

Clarence

On Apr 2, 9:35 am, "Stormmee" wrote:

diz iza gud idermint, i willz sekundit, Tiger
"Amelia T Cat" wrote in
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Do we want to have an election for Chief Justicat?

What do all of you kitties think?

Clarence, retired Catmerica purrsident

Clarence, I think an alternative action might be in order. Since we
have
a Purresident and a Grand Poohbah, I think we could balance things
out
with a Head Honcho. The hoomins in Catmerica - errr, the US of
America -
maintain a system of checks and balances by having judicial,
legislative,
and executive branches of government. We do too, but I think we
could
add
another layer of checks and balances by also having a tripartate
executive branch. LL currently holds two executive offices -
Purresident
and Grand Poobah. So why don't we also elect a Head Honcho? The
Head
Honcho could work with the Purresident and the Grand Poobah as
equal-
level peers.

I would like to nominate Clarence for the office of Head Honcho.
Who
would like to second the nomination?

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Pooh,
Duz dat meen dat I yam Vice "First Lord of the Treasury, Lord
Chamberlain, Attorney General, Chancellor of the Exchequer, Privy
Purse, and Private Secretary?"
Also Vice "Commander-in-Chief, Lord Chancellor, Leader of the
Opposition, Paymaster General, Secretary of State for the Home
Department, Lord Mayor both acting and elect, and Groom of the Second
Floor Front."

Mine gudnezz...I yam ofurrwelmt! Dat iz juzt tuutuu mutsh
rezponzibbilittee fur meee.
I hav confidens u cn du it!

"Lovable Louise", Grand Pooh-Bah

Oh sure, LL, Pitô.ônya can do AWL that??
I dunt daowt she can, n furry well tew, but wook at awl dat wurk.
Dat iz offerwelming.
And she haz thuh bowteek as well.
And hur jest gotted winked, remember?
Gib hurself a brake, n less duudeez.

So fur doze duteez taken no tyme at all.

Gib sum uther kitties sum uff thoze duudeez
I kan be more than a Diplocat. Sew kan utherz.
Fink abowt et.
Mosey

Whut else u want 2 b?

"Lovable Louise", Grand Pooh-Bah

Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote to her new wink::
I yam frayd dat I mite nottid be abull tu giff yu awl da uhtenshun dat
yu deezerff, Sunnydanze.
Maybe I shud reetyre?

No pliz. Most Vice Grand Pooh-Bah duteez r seldom needed.

"Lovable Louise", Grand Pooh-Bah

Mosey sez, well then, sinse I hab the Kits, I can be Most Vice Grand
Pooh-Bah , too az well as Diplocat. sinse dere rnt minny doodiez there
eether.
Problem solved.. I want them tew be happee. Howzat?
Mosey

Ah-hem dere frend.
We awlreddy hab uh Vice Grand Pooh-Bah!
It iz I.
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Pitô.ônya

I noo dat Pitô.ônya , I wuz jest offuring mine help sew yoo cood hab moar
time fur fun fings n less wurk tew doo is awl. I hoap I dint ofend yoo.
I will help yoo inny way I kan.
Mosey

Sew will wee..Mosey, a Diplocat tew
....
we willz be happi ta purr fur dat, Tiger

" We kin awl purr furr da Hoomin eekkominy tu get bettererer.
Du ya tink? I wus be wyllink tu shtart a noo tred, az Wite Heowze
Diplocat.
--
Pitô.ônya

"ClowderCat" wrote in message
...
On Apr 6, 11:05 pm, Adam wrote:
I was wondering about something, though. What are you going to do
about the human economy?

Clarence

Fundamentals of Catmerica economy are strong. Datz whut impurrtant.

"Lovable Louise", Purrezident

That's because the Catmerica economy is based on the toona standard
where the toonas are frozen in a warehouse. A couple years ago I had
the toona warehouse moved to the Pluto so the humans can't find
them. The human economy is based on paper and electronic numbers.
The Catmerica economy has always been strong.

If we ever need any of the toonas, I set up a teleporter there.

The important thing about the human economy is that we live with
humans and they use their money to buy us food. A lot of humans have
been giving their cats to the Humane Society because their humans
don't have the money to take care of their cats and their economy
won't take our toonas. That's why the human economy needs to be
fixed.

Clarence

Clarence

when soft furzt started readin here der wuza bunc of tgks onna motorcycle
twip. Trudi
"Mosey =`^..^`=" wrote in message
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I will twy not tew hiss yoo gurlz off den. I wike peece.
Fangu fur not mayking mee feal dum ugin.
Mosey

zatli, Trudi
"Harri Roadcat" On Wed, 08 Apr 2009 13:57:21 -0500, Stormmee wrote:

dat iza tough girl kittee, Trudi, card carrin memfur

Yep. Us TGKs can do anyfing, can't we, Trudi?

Harri

I olny know Da Fox an da Howndz.
Du yu kno dat gayme?
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Pitô.ônya
"Stormmee" wrote in message
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duz you wantsa play chekerz now, TV
"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
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"Adam" wrote in message
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I juzt readed diz lizt agin, i kan be the cheker player, TV

OK, u now Chancellor of the Exchequer!

"Lovable Louise", Grand Pooh-Bah

That'z a releef!
Wun lezz dootee furr me!

Fangu TV.
Fangu Lovable Louise
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"Mosey =`^..^`=" wrote in message
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Pooh,
Duz dat meen dat I yam Vice "First Lord of the Treasury, Lord
Chamberlain, Attorney General, Chancellor of the Exchequer,
Privy Purse, and Private Secretary?"
Also Vice "Commander-in-Chief, Lord Chancellor, Leader of the
Opposition, Paymaster General, Secretary of State for the Home
Department, Lord Mayor both acting and elect, and Groom of the
Second Floor Front."

Mine gudnezz...I yam ofurrwelmt! Dat iz juzt tuutuu mutsh
rezponzibbilittee fur meee.
I hav confidens u cn du it!

"Lovable Louise", Grand Pooh-Bah

Oh sure, LL, Pitô.ônya can do AWL that??
I dunt daowt she can, n furry well tew, but wook at awl dat wurk.
Dat iz offerwelming.
And she haz thuh bowteek as well.
And hur jest gotted winked, remember?
Gib hurself a brake, n less duudeez.

So fur doze duteez taken no tyme at all.

Gib sum uther kitties sum uff thoze duudeez
I kan be more than a Diplocat. Sew kan utherz.
Fink abowt et.
Mosey

Whut else u want 2 b?

"Lovable Louise", Grand Pooh-Bah

Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote to her new wink::
I yam frayd dat I mite nottid be abull tu giff yu awl da uhtenshun
dat yu deezerff, Sunnydanze.
Maybe I shud reetyre?

No pliz. Most Vice Grand Pooh-Bah duteez r seldom needed.

"Lovable Louise", Grand Pooh-Bah

Mosey sez, well then, sinse I hab the Kits, I can be Most Vice Grand
Pooh-Bah , too az well as Diplocat. sinse dere rnt minny doodiez
there eether.
Problem solved.. I want them tew be happee. Howzat?
Mosey

Ah-hem dere frend.
We awlreddy hab uh Vice Grand Pooh-Bah!
It iz I.
--
Pitô.ônya

I noo dat Pitô.ônya , I wuz jest offuring mine help sew yoo cood hab
moar time fur fun fings n less wurk tew doo is awl. I hoap I dint
ofend yoo.
I will help yoo inny way I kan.
Mosey



Den fangu.
Yu mite konzider Vice Honcho..urr not.
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