Tsoonamee gweeblings stopped by kitteez

Heer is da weepurrt fwum da inteerieer ob Eurweeka: da gweeblings
caym on a wave dat wuz sew small wenn it gotted heer dat gno damij wuz
dun, fangs tew awl da eurweeka kitteez purring to stay dwy an not git
pooted intew da metalmonsturs. (egzept fur da hyoomane society
kitteez, woo awl gotted pooted in cajes an drove aweigh cuz der
bilding is on furry low gwound. Poor kitteez. Dey safe gnaow, butted
pawbly wundring "WATT WUZ DAT awl aboutt?"

Sadwee, der were gnot enuf kitteez in Klamaff tew save da hoomin swepp
aweigh, and gnot enuf kitteez to purr in Cwesent City ware fings were
purrdy skeery an damijjed. An in Hawyhee, tew, ware dey don't want
kitteez becuz ob da burdz an kweechurs dat iss indanjur.

Wenn usses go tew Hawyhee tew danse da hoola on da beech an eet
fisheez atta looau, we twy tew bwend in an do gnot let on dat we is ob
da feewyne purrswayzhun. Cuz awl we dew is eet an danse, an do gnot
ketch burdz an widdl kweechurz.

MeOwy, fwum da inteereur, ware ai is gnappin in a sunny windo