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Tyche likes a man in uniform.
Tyche is infamous for being hateful to everyone save me, DP, and her
Uncle Phalanx. Family, inlaws, neighbours, friends, all get greeted by growls, hisses and kitty-threats. When we have company, Smokey's a lovebug, Kumani's interested but shy, Nocturne is bored with the whole thing and Tyche goes guerilla terrorist, lurking about to snarl and bare fangs. The other day a cop knocked on our door in the early morning. A nearby construction site had been looted and robbed over the course of the night and they wanted to know if I'd seen anything. I was rousted out of bed, and didn't have my glasses on...and I was accompanied by Tyche. Great. Just what I needed--the one cat that'll tell the cop to go f!ck himself and die. I was shocked to see Tyche start purring and rubbing against the cop. HE scritched her and she boiled louder, bunting... "What a sweet l'il kitty! I have a kitty like you...such a nice kitty!" I'm wondering if I'm dreaming this. The next week, someone from my military club drops by to give me an invoice and...sure enough...Tyche's all over snuggles and purrs again. Tyche's fixation for men in uniform is more than a little bizarre. --Fil |
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"Enfilade" wrote in message om... Tyche is infamous for being hateful to everyone save me, DP, and her Uncle Phalanx. Family, inlaws, neighbours, friends, all get greeted by growls, hisses and kitty-threats. When we have company, Smokey's a lovebug, Kumani's interested but shy, Nocturne is bored with the whole thing and Tyche goes guerilla terrorist, lurking about to snarl and bare fangs. The other day a cop knocked on our door in the early morning. A nearby construction site had been looted and robbed over the course of the night and they wanted to know if I'd seen anything. I was rousted out of bed, and didn't have my glasses on...and I was accompanied by Tyche. Great. Just what I needed--the one cat that'll tell the cop to go f!ck himself and die. I was shocked to see Tyche start purring and rubbing against the cop. HE scritched her and she boiled louder, bunting... "What a sweet l'il kitty! I have a kitty like you...such a nice kitty!" I'm wondering if I'm dreaming this. The next week, someone from my military club drops by to give me an invoice and...sure enough...Tyche's all over snuggles and purrs again. Tyche's fixation for men in uniform is more than a little bizarre. --Fil Might just be a Cat Whisperer cop. Any guy willing to talk baby talk to a kitty on duty is pretty cat oriented. |
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[[Tyche's fixation for men in uniform is more than a little bizarre.]]
Maybe she's making sure that she sheds lots of kitty fuzz all over his nice uniform, so he'll have cat hair on him for the rest of the day. ;o) Donna |
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Enfilade wrote:
Tyche is infamous for being hateful to everyone save me, DP, and her Uncle Phalanx. Family, inlaws, neighbours, friends, all get greeted by growls, hisses and kitty-threats. When we have company, Smokey's a lovebug, Kumani's interested but shy, Nocturne is bored with the whole thing and Tyche goes guerilla terrorist, lurking about to snarl and bare fangs. The other day a cop knocked on our door in the early morning. A nearby construction site had been looted and robbed over the course of the night and they wanted to know if I'd seen anything. I was rousted out of bed, and didn't have my glasses on...and I was accompanied by Tyche. Great. Just what I needed--the one cat that'll tell the cop to go f!ck himself and die. I was shocked to see Tyche start purring and rubbing against the cop. HE scritched her and she boiled louder, bunting... "What a sweet l'il kitty! I have a kitty like you...such a nice kitty!" I'm wondering if I'm dreaming this. The next week, someone from my military club drops by to give me an invoice and...sure enough...Tyche's all over snuggles and purrs again. Tyche's fixation for men in uniform is more than a little bizarre. --Fil Cute! Fizz likes repairmen and the like, especially when they bring bags full of interesting items inside. Then again, he's often more friendly to strangers than he is to us. -Caroline S. |
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"Enfilade" wrote in message
om... Tyche is infamous for being hateful to everyone save me, DP, and her Uncle Phalanx. Family, inlaws, neighbours, friends, all get greeted by growls, hisses and kitty-threats. When we have company, Smokey's a lovebug, Kumani's interested but shy, Nocturne is bored with the whole thing and Tyche goes guerilla terrorist, lurking about to snarl and bare fangs. The other day a cop knocked on our door in the early morning. A nearby construction site had been looted and robbed over the course of the night and they wanted to know if I'd seen anything. I was rousted out of bed, and didn't have my glasses on...and I was accompanied by Tyche. Great. Just what I needed--the one cat that'll tell the cop to go f!ck himself and die. I was shocked to see Tyche start purring and rubbing against the cop. HE scritched her and she boiled louder, bunting... "What a sweet l'il kitty! I have a kitty like you...such a nice kitty!" I'm wondering if I'm dreaming this. The next week, someone from my military club drops by to give me an invoice and...sure enough...Tyche's all over snuggles and purrs again. Tyche's fixation for men in uniform is more than a little bizarre. --Fil Well, what's not to like??! ; Hugs, CatNipped |
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Enfilade wrote:
The next week, someone from my military club drops by to give me an invoice and...sure enough...Tyche's all over snuggles and purrs again. Tyche's fixation for men in uniform is more than a little bizarre. We were adopted by Merlin while Rob was on trip #3 to Korea. When he came home, of course he dumped all his military gear (AKA War Sh*t) on the living room floor. Merlin immediately climbed up in the middle of the stuff and made himself at home. He purred, rubbed all over it, and then stretched out and took a nap. He was in love. Rob has the neatest stinky war sh*t there ever was. Most military gear stinks, but nothing stinks like nomex. We've been trying to find him a camouflage patterned collar so that he can really satisfy the military within him. Pam S. |
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"tanada" wrote in message
ink.net... Enfilade wrote: The next week, someone from my military club drops by to give me an invoice and...sure enough...Tyche's all over snuggles and purrs again. Tyche's fixation for men in uniform is more than a little bizarre. We were adopted by Merlin while Rob was on trip #3 to Korea. When he came home, of course he dumped all his military gear (AKA War Sh*t) on the living room floor. Merlin immediately climbed up in the middle of the stuff and made himself at home. He purred, rubbed all over it, and then stretched out and took a nap. He was in love. Rob has the neatest stinky war sh*t there ever was. Most military gear stinks, but nothing stinks like nomex. We've been trying to find him a camouflage patterned collar so that he can really satisfy the military within him. Pam S. They have them at PetsMart - I got one for Bandit! ; Hugs, CatNipped |
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CatNipped wrote:
"tanada" wrote in message ink.net... Enfilade wrote: The next week, someone from my military club drops by to give me an invoice and...sure enough...Tyche's all over snuggles and purrs again. Tyche's fixation for men in uniform is more than a little bizarre. We were adopted by Merlin while Rob was on trip #3 to Korea. When he came home, of course he dumped all his military gear (AKA War Sh*t) on the living room floor. Merlin immediately climbed up in the middle of the stuff and made himself at home. He purred, rubbed all over it, and then stretched out and took a nap. He was in love. Rob has the neatest stinky war sh*t there ever was. Most military gear stinks, but nothing stinks like nomex. We've been trying to find him a camouflage patterned collar so that he can really satisfy the military within him. Pam S. They have them at PetsMart - I got one for Bandit! ; Hugs, CatNipped Thanks, I'll look for them there. Pam S. |
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SNIP I was shocked to see Tyche start purring and rubbing against the cop. HE scritched her and she boiled louder, bunting... "What a sweet l'il kitty! I have a kitty like you...such a nice kitty!" I'm wondering if I'm dreaming this. The next week, someone from my military club drops by to give me an invoice and...sure enough...Tyche's all over snuggles and purrs again. Tyche's fixation for men in uniform is more than a little bizarre. --Fil Maybe she likes Authority Figures? =o) Or merely thought he was very well dressed? Melissa |
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