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Old February 12th 07, 10:14 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Amelia T Cat
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Default The nerve!

I think we're going to have to all take turns hurking in shoes.

Our Paw-hoomin is traveling to Iowa for a job interview Thursday and
Friday, and he ISN'T PLANNING ON TAKING ANY KITTIES ALONG! Can you
imagine that? Us kitties have to have a chance to inspect the area and see
if it meets with approval. After all, what would it be like if the hoomin
moved us to a place without flutterbys or birdies or lizards?

Amelia
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Old February 12th 07, 11:56 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default The nerve!

did you gif purmissin fur diz trip, anna what ifin hizsef iz mofin
yourselvesta sumwhere kold... azk harri 'bowt kold... her wenta lotta truble
ta be a catifornia kitty, Tiger, sympathizin wif hiz furnd anna hoomanz
whut trafel
Amelia T Cat wrote in message
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I think we're going to have to all take turns hurking in shoes.

Our Paw-hoomin is traveling to Iowa for a job interview Thursday and
Friday, and he ISN'T PLANNING ON TAKING ANY KITTIES ALONG! Can you
imagine that? Us kitties have to have a chance to inspect the area and see
if it meets with approval. After all, what would it be like if the hoomin
moved us to a place without flutterbys or birdies or lizards?

Amelia



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Old February 13th 07, 12:26 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Amelia T Cat
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Default The nerve!

On Mon, 12 Feb 2007 16:56:51 -0600, Stormmee wrote:

did you gif purmissin fur diz trip, anna what ifin hizsef iz mofin
yourselvesta sumwhere kold... azk harri 'bowt kold... her wenta lotta truble
ta be a catifornia kitty, Tiger, sympathizin wif hiz furnd anna hoomanz
whut trafel


Harri Roadcat has had a LOT to say about this! She insists that she will
only move if the hoomins guarantee that the new place has forced-air heat
instead of the crummy kitty-toaster we have now (what the hoomins call a
"wall heater". Why would anyone want to heat a wall? Hoomins...). And that
any new place we consider must have at least as much room as our current
places, and a back yard that's bigger.

We'll see. Us kitties remain skeptical.

Amelia
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Old February 13th 07, 02:24 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
PixieDust413
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Default The nerve!

I think we're going to have to all take turns hurking in shoes.

Our Paw-hoomin is traveling to Iowa for a job interview Thursday and
Friday, and he ISN'T PLANNING ON TAKING ANY KITTIES ALONG! Can you
imagine that? Us kitties have to have a chance to inspect the area and see
if it meets with approval. After all, what would it be like if the hoomin
moved us to a place without flutterbys or birdies or lizards?


And Sammy! Mine Sammy-love! If you move, will we have to get a divorce? I
hopes not!

Lilith Kitten-Mahoney, Age 6
Chief Tabby In Residence


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Old February 13th 07, 02:35 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default The nerve!

diz kuuld be sriouz ifin you azkz mineself, Tiger
Amelia T Cat wrote in message
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On Mon, 12 Feb 2007 16:56:51 -0600, Stormmee wrote:

did you gif purmissin fur diz trip, anna what ifin hizsef iz mofin
yourselvesta sumwhere kold... azk harri 'bowt kold... her wenta lotta

truble
ta be a catifornia kitty, Tiger, sympathizin wif hiz furnd anna

hoomanz
whut trafel


Harri Roadcat has had a LOT to say about this! She insists that she will
only move if the hoomins guarantee that the new place has forced-air heat
instead of the crummy kitty-toaster we have now (what the hoomins call a
"wall heater". Why would anyone want to heat a wall? Hoomins...). And that
any new place we consider must have at least as much room as our current
places, and a back yard that's bigger.

We'll see. Us kitties remain skeptical.

Amelia



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Old February 13th 07, 05:25 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mme. Anaïs ^..^
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Default The nerve!

On Mon, 12 Feb 2007 13:14:06 -0800, Amelia T Cat's nimble, little paws
typed:

I think we're going to have to all take turns hurking in shoes.

Our Paw-hoomin is traveling to Iowa for a job interview Thursday and
Friday, and he ISN'T PLANNING ON TAKING ANY KITTIES ALONG! Can you
imagine that? Us kitties have to have a chance to inspect the area and see
if it meets with approval. After all, what would it be like if the hoomin
moved us to a place without flutterbys or birdies or lizards?

Amelia


Amelia, I wud just attach myownself to him, klawz and awl, an meow
pitifully so dat he haz to takes you along to inspekt.Itz a cat's
right an duty! Hmmmmph! Hoomanz!

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
2/12/2007 11:23:46 PM
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Old February 13th 07, 05:04 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Samuel Redcat
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Default The nerve!

On Mon, 12 Feb 2007 20:24:28 -0500, PixieDust413 wrote:

And Sammy! Mine Sammy-love! If you move, will we have to get a divorce? I
hopes not!

Lilith Kitten-Mahoney, Age 6
Chief Tabby In Residence


Oh, certainly not, mine luff! I couldn't stand dat. No, if we all movez it
wouldn't affect us.

Sammy
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Old February 14th 07, 02:16 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
PixieDust413
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Default The nerve!

And Sammy! Mine Sammy-love! If you move, will we have to get a divorce?
I
hopes not!

Lilith Kitten-Mahoney, Age 6
Chief Tabby In Residence


Oh, certainly not, mine luff! I couldn't stand dat. No, if we all movez it
wouldn't affect us.

Sammy


I'ze so happy to hear that! I don't know if I could bear my lives without
yourownselves.

Lilith Kitten-Mahoney, Age 6
Chief Tabby In Residence


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Old February 14th 07, 04:57 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Samuel Redcat
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Default The nerve!

On Tue, 13 Feb 2007 20:16:53 -0500, PixieDust413 wrote:

I'ze so happy to hear that! I don't know if I could bear my lives without
yourownselves.

Lilith Kitten-Mahoney, Age 6
Chief Tabby In Residence


Even if mineown silly Paw mofes us to a compartmetn dat duzn't have a
teleporter yet, we'z allez haf da emergency teleporters on our collars dat
'port us to where da offur one is. So we'z will do ok.

Sammy

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Old February 14th 07, 06:11 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Harri Roadcat
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Default The nerve!

We'll see. Us kitties remain skeptical.

Amelia


Skeptical? I'z seriously catsidering pooping in him's shoes. Dis has da
potential to be dangerous. Him better get usses a place wif lotz of rum,
and a gudgud Outside yard, and a porch or a patio where we can be out of
da snowmonsters, and lotz an lotz of birdies and lizards and flutterbies
an maybe some gophermouses.

Sammy, you used to trafel wif Paw by 'porting into his truck wifout him
knowin about it. I fink you an me need to do dis. We needs to follow Paw
an make sure him duzn't do nofing dumm.

Harri
 




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