GT's Lament (Mine Hedd a Tennizball Izz Not!)

Mine hedd a tennizball izz NOT!
- Shadow-da-Pup izz goldentreever
Mine hedd a tennizball izz NOT!
- Goldentreeverz izz made fur treevin golden fingz
Mine hedd a tennizball izz NOT!
- Goldenfingz inkludez yellowtennizballz
Mine hedd a tennizball izz NOT!
- Goldenfingz notz inkludez stelthblack katzenheddz
Mine hedd a tennizball izz NOT!
- We haff plenntymanny yellowtennizballz in ower houseden
Mine hedd a tennizball izz NOT!
- We alzo haff me myzelf da stelthkat Mr. GrowlTiger da Depradatator
Mine hedd a tennizball izz NOT!
- Shadow-da-Pup iz allwayz treevin da yellowtennizballz
Mine hedd a tennizball izz NOT!
- Yellowennizballz izz not blakk
Mine hedd a tennizball izz NOT!
- Mine hedd izz stelthblakk like allov da rezt ov minezelf
Mine hedd a tennizball izz NOT!
- Tennizballz iffen yellow or not duz not haff nozemuzzlebumpz
Mine hedd a tennizball izz NOT!
- Katzenheddz haff nozemuzzlebumpz
Mine hedd a tennizball izz NOT!
- Tennizballz not haffen earz onna da topz
Mine hedd a tennizball izz NOT!
- Katzenheddz haff earz
Mine hedd a tennizball izz NOT!
- Tennizballz izz fuzzily
Mine hedd a tennizball izz NOT!
- Mine hedd iz furry but izz not fuzzily dere izz a differmentz
Mine hedd a tennizball izz NOT!
- Tennizballz rollz round da floor an ruggz by demselves
Mine hedd a tennizball izz NOT!
- Mine hedd iz karryed onna da front ov me a kat
Mine hedd a tennizball izz NOT!
- Tennizballz need be treeved an karryed by da puppudogz
Mine hedd a tennizball izz NOT!
- Mind hedd iz be karryed by me da kat wich itz attached tu
Mine hedd a tennizball izz NOT!
- Shadow-da-Pup gotz to stopz tryin treevin mine hedd!

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The Fur Conspiracy:
Mr. GrowlTiger the Depradatator (VC),
Ms. Chessie, Mistress of Light and Shadow,
Ms. Misty, Mistress of Colors and Smoke,
Mr. Shadow da Pup,
also Mr. TigerSam (PC) and Clarence da Choklit Moose
[Edit it to make it work.]