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  #11  
Old March 29th 10, 02:14 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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furgit gramby anna soft ifin you kan get hizsufta do dat you kan teecha
klazz atta hoomin boot kamp so we kan all x zer zize owrz own hoominz, Trudi
who would give a can of nip to see that
"Granby" wrote in message
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Diz is Piglett ann iffin u gits himselfz to chaze dat red dot fingie, u
tell uzez kauze da gramby and Auntie soft will kom all day ta meow Jerzie
to see dat. Piglett rolls on the floor in histerics
"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 27 Mar 2010 19:55:22 -0700, Sylvia M's
nimble, little paws typed:

O, O... Dat mite be hapnink attid mine heowze tuu...
Paw'z hart attakt him twize, juzt twee weekz uhgo.

Neow he taykz wokz efurry mornink, furr longur an longur tymes.
He's up tu haff an ower by neow.

Negzt ting I heer iz sumptink bowt Car-D-Akk Re-Habb.
Meowmee sez datz X-R-size.

I tink yur Paw iz X-R-size-ink on dat catrapshun in yur ruum.

Maybe itz in yur ruum kuz itz uh CATtrap shum???
Dunt go neer it..shun it...it mite be uh cat-trap!

Pit2nya AKA Sweetee


I dunno 'bowt dis, 'Toonya! Iz yoo sure dat itz
nottid sumkind ob Danish Modern cat
furniture??????

An why duz dis stuff get puttid in MINE room!

Mebee I shud take dat red-dot fingy an see if he
wantsta chase after it fur eggsersize!!!

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

3/28/2010 2:48:28 PM





  #12  
Old March 29th 10, 07:27 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Sylvia M[_3_]
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Default Meow, OT!

Yez fangu, he iz gettin bettererer.
Neow he iz pootin deown myne mornink brekkyfizt, kuz he iz
kumfurtabel bendink, tuu.
Pit2nya

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
iz your paw gettin betterer? we iz still purrin fur hizseuf, trudi
"Sylvia M" wrote in message
...
O, O... Dat mite be hapnink attid mine heowze tuu...
Paw'z hart attakt him twize, juzt twee weekz uhgo.

Neow he taykz wokz efurry mornink, furr longur an longur tymes.
He's up tu haff an ower by neow.

Negzt ting I heer iz sumptink bowt Car-D-Akk Re-Habb.
Meowmee sez datz X-R-size.

I tink yur Paw iz X-R-size-ink on dat catrapshun in yur ruum.

Maybe itz in yur ruum kuz itz uh CATtrap shum???
Dunt go neer it..shun it...it mite be uh cat-trap!

Pit2nya AKA Sweetee


"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message
.. .
Meow OT!

Dere iz sum strange fings goink on at mine howse,
and mebee yoo can hep eggsplain!

Da ofur day, da human brot in a boks, an after
dinner he opened itsel an, ob cawze, I
inspetigated. He used noisy toolz an fings and put
dese parts dat was in dere togefur while saying
hooman hisspit wurds 'bowt Chinese instrukshuns
(whateffur dey iz - is dat like egg rollz???)!
First I fot it was cat furniture, but it duzzent
seems so, cawze derez no place fur myownseff to
sit an nuffin fur me to pway wi!. Den he threw
away da boks, efen tho I was pwaying wif itself!

So da nekst day, wen he gets home from da toona
pwace, he sits on dis wierd fingy, and spinz his
legs like he wuz going sumwere, but all he duz iz
huff n puff an get sweaty an den goes an takez a
baff!

I fink dis iz furry wierd hooman behaifur, but
den I heer him say to hiz cuzzin dat he'z doink
dis beclawz Da Granby's hart dat attaked her wuz a
wake-up cawl!

I duzzent unnerstand dis. Duz da Granbyz hart
haff sumfink to do wiff da bellz dat go off in da
mornink to wakes him outta da bed??? An why wood
he sit on dis fing an spin rownd? An why is dis
fingy in MINE room, an derez no pwace for me to
sit on itseff?

Whut duz da Granby haff to do wif dis????
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

â?oI love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul.â?
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

3/27/2010 10:30:41 PM







  #13  
Old March 29th 10, 07:55 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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diz iz gud newz, Trudi
"Sylvia M" wrote in message
...
Yez fangu, he iz gettin bettererer.
Neow he iz pootin deown myne mornink brekkyfizt, kuz he iz
kumfurtabel bendink, tuu.
Pit2nya

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
iz your paw gettin betterer? we iz still purrin fur hizseuf, trudi
"Sylvia M" wrote in message
...
O, O... Dat mite be hapnink attid mine heowze tuu...
Paw'z hart attakt him twize, juzt twee weekz uhgo.

Neow he taykz wokz efurry mornink, furr longur an longur tymes.
He's up tu haff an ower by neow.

Negzt ting I heer iz sumptink bowt Car-D-Akk Re-Habb.
Meowmee sez datz X-R-size.

I tink yur Paw iz X-R-size-ink on dat catrapshun in yur ruum.

Maybe itz in yur ruum kuz itz uh CATtrap shum???
Dunt go neer it..shun it...it mite be uh cat-trap!

Pit2nya AKA Sweetee


"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message
.. .
Meow OT!

Dere iz sum strange fings goink on at mine howse,
and mebee yoo can hep eggsplain!

Da ofur day, da human brot in a boks, an after
dinner he opened itsel an, ob cawze, I
inspetigated. He used noisy toolz an fings and put
dese parts dat was in dere togefur while saying
hooman hisspit wurds 'bowt Chinese instrukshuns
(whateffur dey iz - is dat like egg rollz???)!
First I fot it was cat furniture, but it duzzent
seems so, cawze derez no place fur myownseff to
sit an nuffin fur me to pway wi!. Den he threw
away da boks, efen tho I was pwaying wif itself!

So da nekst day, wen he gets home from da toona
pwace, he sits on dis wierd fingy, and spinz his
legs like he wuz going sumwere, but all he duz iz
huff n puff an get sweaty an den goes an takez a
baff!

I fink dis iz furry wierd hooman behaifur, but
den I heer him say to hiz cuzzin dat he'z doink
dis beclawz Da Granby's hart dat attaked her wuz a
wake-up cawl!

I duzzent unnerstand dis. Duz da Granbyz hart
haff sumfink to do wiff da bellz dat go off in da
mornink to wakes him outta da bed??? An why wood
he sit on dis fing an spin rownd? An why is dis
fingy in MINE room, an derez no pwace for me to
sit on itseff?

Whut duz da Granby haff to do wif dis????
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

â?oI love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul.â?
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

3/27/2010 10:30:41 PM








  #14  
Old March 29th 10, 08:16 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Dat wud bee an exzelent klaz kum ta fink of it. I will cee ur kan of nip
and raize it two.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
furgit gramby anna soft ifin you kan get hizsufta do dat you kan teecha
klazz atta hoomin boot kamp so we kan all x zer zize owrz own hoominz,
Trudi who would give a can of nip to see that
"Granby" wrote in message
...
Diz is Piglett ann iffin u gits himselfz to chaze dat red dot fingie, u
tell uzez kauze da gramby and Auntie soft will kom all day ta meow Jerzie
to see dat. Piglett rolls on the floor in histerics
"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 27 Mar 2010 19:55:22 -0700, Sylvia M's
nimble, little paws typed:

O, O... Dat mite be hapnink attid mine heowze tuu...
Paw'z hart attakt him twize, juzt twee weekz uhgo.

Neow he taykz wokz efurry mornink, furr longur an longur tymes.
He's up tu haff an ower by neow.

Negzt ting I heer iz sumptink bowt Car-D-Akk Re-Habb.
Meowmee sez datz X-R-size.

I tink yur Paw iz X-R-size-ink on dat catrapshun in yur ruum.

Maybe itz in yur ruum kuz itz uh CATtrap shum???
Dunt go neer it..shun it...it mite be uh cat-trap!

Pit2nya AKA Sweetee

I dunno 'bowt dis, 'Toonya! Iz yoo sure dat itz
nottid sumkind ob Danish Modern cat
furniture??????

An why duz dis stuff get puttid in MINE room!

Mebee I shud take dat red-dot fingy an see if he
wantsta chase after it fur eggsersize!!!

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

3/28/2010 2:48:28 PM







  #15  
Old March 29th 10, 08:35 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Posts: 12,281
Default Meow, OT!

mma willz haf lotsa hoominz signed up fur diz one, Trudi
"Granby" wrote in message
...
Dat wud bee an exzelent klaz kum ta fink of it. I will cee ur kan of nip
and raize it two.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
furgit gramby anna soft ifin you kan get hizsufta do dat you kan teecha
klazz atta hoomin boot kamp so we kan all x zer zize owrz own hoominz,
Trudi who would give a can of nip to see that
"Granby" wrote in message
...
Diz is Piglett ann iffin u gits himselfz to chaze dat red dot fingie, u
tell uzez kauze da gramby and Auntie soft will kom all day ta meow
Jerzie to see dat. Piglett rolls on the floor in histerics
"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 27 Mar 2010 19:55:22 -0700, Sylvia M's
nimble, little paws typed:

O, O... Dat mite be hapnink attid mine heowze tuu...
Paw'z hart attakt him twize, juzt twee weekz uhgo.

Neow he taykz wokz efurry mornink, furr longur an longur tymes.
He's up tu haff an ower by neow.

Negzt ting I heer iz sumptink bowt Car-D-Akk Re-Habb.
Meowmee sez datz X-R-size.

I tink yur Paw iz X-R-size-ink on dat catrapshun in yur ruum.

Maybe itz in yur ruum kuz itz uh CATtrap shum???
Dunt go neer it..shun it...it mite be uh cat-trap!

Pit2nya AKA Sweetee

I dunno 'bowt dis, 'Toonya! Iz yoo sure dat itz
nottid sumkind ob Danish Modern cat
furniture??????

An why duz dis stuff get puttid in MINE room!

Mebee I shud take dat red-dot fingy an see if he
wantsta chase after it fur eggsersize!!!

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

3/28/2010 2:48:28 PM








 




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