Speaking "Cat"

On Feb 1, 7:35*pm, Mark wrote:
On Mon, 1 Feb 2010 19:32:29 -0500, Will In New Haven wrote:





On Mon, 01 Feb 2010 15:10:06 -0700, MLB wrote:

Glenn Knickerbocker wrote:
Mark didn't write:
I want to learn to speak "cat" like you do so here goes.

SKEPTICAL CAT
IS FRAUGHT WITH SKEPTICISM

nonlivejournalers should note:
*http://world.std.com/~mmcirvin/niobe_suspicious.jpg

¬R

Rmins mee of Ginger. *Res in peas. *TuTu

MLB dono pay tneshuns to poster ooze a lyin hipocrit ooze no wannts to
be wif us bun agin us he hatez kinens

Listen up Freak, I don't hate kittens I named an art school after myself
just for kittens. So shut the **** up and quit playing games, who are
you.
I DARE YOU...bring all your ****ed up friends and I will kick the kitten
**** right out of you.

aNUTHER internet tough guy.

--
Will in New Haven

On Mon, 1 Feb 2010 10:30:48 -0500, Mark
wrote:

Hi!

My name is Mark.

[shredded]

I want to learn to speak "cat" like you do so here goes. Feel free to
critique. I have fourteen cats.

Mark, good luck!

What you usually see here on r.p.c.c is not exactly "cat", it's more a
matter of "cat filtered by human".

The principal difficulty is the thickness fo human skulls and the
assorted perceptual-conceptual oddnesses of the human brain and mind.
Cats _do_ communicate telepathically, including to their human
secretaries-typists, and much is lost between the clear mind of the
cat and the human's perpetual fog.

Add the fact that cats do tend to be literal-minded, concerning
certain concepts, and cats' varied-variable interpretation of terms
and concepts that are important to humans (as cats overhear) but
simply irrelevant to cats--and we frequently get confusing and
oddly-defined terminology.

And, finally, add the tendency of the cat-to-human mind-link to
operate phonetically, well...

With an assortment of cats chatting merrily through an assortment of
humans it's hard to say that there is one language, much less one
world-view or cosmic gestalt, that is "cat".

So, good luck my friend,
Ken (Daddy to The Fur Conspiracy)


- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
The Fur Conspiracy:
Mr. GrowlTiger the Depradatator (VC),
Ms. Chessie of Tortie,
Ms. Misty of Many Colors,
Mr. Shadow da Pup,
also Mr. TigerSam (PC) and Clarence da Choklit Moose
[Edit it to make it work.]

On Mon, 1 Feb 2010 10:30:48 -0500, Mark wrote:

Hi!

My name is Mark.

I am a Renaissance Man. I'm still attempting things people think are
impossible. I'm a dichotomy, shoot em dead brainbell jangler, a soft
diamond, a militaristic saint, and always a very wise fool...If anything
I'm a Zena.

I want to learn to speak "cat" like you do so here goes. Feel free to
critique. I have fourteen cats.

ohhh noooo, duz da gramby hab dat nazty floomonster? letz mayke a purr
circle n purr for hurownself tew git bedder n for softz nervz tew calm
daown. meowmie iz gonna say sum prayers for boff uff demm too.

Help, anyone?
--
Mark inventor/artist/pilot/guitarist/scientist/philosopher/
scratch golfer/cat wrangler and observer of the mundane.
And much much more including wealthy beyond anything you can imagine.
My website http://www.hosanna1.com/ www.myspace.com/gayincarolina

On Mon, 1 Feb 2010 17:23:25 -0800 (PST), Mark wrote:

On Feb 1, 7:35*pm, Mark wrote:
On Mon, 1 Feb 2010 19:32:29 -0500, Will In New Haven wrote:





On Mon, 01 Feb 2010 15:10:06 -0700, MLB wrote:

Glenn Knickerbocker wrote:
Mark didn't write:
I want to learn to speak "cat" like you do so here goes.

SKEPTICAL CAT
IS FRAUGHT WITH SKEPTICISM

nonlivejournalers should note:
*http://world.std.com/~mmcirvin/niobe_suspicious.jpg

¬R

Rmins mee of Ginger. *Res in peas. *TuTu

MLB dono pay tneshuns to poster ooze a lyin hipocrit ooze no wannts to
be wif us bun agin us he hatez kinens

The real Mark never gets mad. He gets drugs

So Zen for Prozac.

Listen up Freak, I don't hate kittens I named an art school after
myself just for kittens. So shut the **** up and quit playing games,
who are you. I DARE YOU...bring all your ****ed up friends and I will
kick the kitten **** right out of you.

--
Mark The Meek/cat wrangler made $82,000 yesterday
--
Mark inventor/artist/pilot/guitarist/scientist/philosopher/
scratch golfer/cat wrangler and observer of the mundane.
And much much more including wealthy beyond anything you can imagine.
My website http://www.hosanna1.com/ www.myspace.com/gayincarolina

On Mon, 1 Feb 2010 16:51:17 -0800 (PST), MeOwy wrote:

On Feb 1, 7:30*am, Mark wrote:
Hi!

My name is Mark.

I am a Renaissance Man. I'm still attempting things people think are
impossible. I'm a dichotomy, shoot em dead brainbell jangler, a soft
diamond, a militaristic saint, and always a very wise fool...If anything
I'm a Zena.

I want to learn to speak "cat" like you do so here goes. Feel free to
critique. I have fourteen cats.

ohhh noooo, duz da gramby hab dat nazty floomonster? letz mayke a purr
circle n purr for hurownself tew git bedder n for softz nervz tew calm
daown. meowmie iz gonna say sum prayers for boff uff demm too.
--
Mark inventor/artist/pilot/guitarist/scientist/philosopher/
scratch golfer/*cat wrangler* and observer of the mundane.
And much much more including wealthy beyond anything you can imagine.
My websitehttp://www.hosanna1.com/www.myspace.com/gayincarolina

Dat saownz wike a nitemare wen itz lap time.
Sumtymez eefen too catz too menny.

*HAHAHAHA*

You really think I'm going to type bull****
like that?

My website http://www.hosanna1.com/ www.myspace.com/gayincarolina

Mark wrote:
On Mon, 1 Feb 2010 10:30:48 -0500, Mark wrote:

Hi!

My name is Mark.

I am a Renaissance Man. I'm still attempting things people think are
impossible. I'm a dichotomy, shoot em dead brainbell jangler, a soft
diamond, a militaristic saint, and always a very wise fool...If anything
I'm a Zena.

I want to learn to speak "cat" like you do so here goes. Feel free to
critique. I have fourteen cats.

ohhh noooo, duz da gramby hab dat nazty floomonster? letz mayke a purr
circle n purr for hurownself tew git bedder n for softz nervz tew calm
daown. meowmie iz gonna say sum prayers for boff uff demm too.

Help, anyone?
======

You are perfect and don't need any help. Do you talk babytalk too?

Mark wrote:
On Mon, 1 Feb 2010 17:23:25 -0800 (PST), Mark wrote:

On Feb 1, 7:35 pm, Mark wrote:
On Mon, 1 Feb 2010 19:32:29 -0500, Will In New Haven wrote:





On Mon, 01 Feb 2010 15:10:06 -0700, MLB wrote:
Glenn Knickerbocker wrote:
Mark didn't write:
I want to learn to speak "cat" like you do so here goes.
SKEPTICAL CAT
IS FRAUGHT WITH SKEPTICISM
nonlivejournalers should note:
http://world.std.com/~mmcirvin/niobe_suspicious.jpg
¬R
Rmins mee of Ginger. Res in peas. TuTu
MLB dono pay tneshuns to poster ooze a lyin hipocrit ooze no wannts to
be wif us bun agin us he hatez kinens

The real Mark never gets mad. He gets drugs

So Zen for Prozac.

Listen up Freak, I don't hate kittens I named an art school after
myself just for kittens. So shut the **** up and quit playing games,
who are you. I DARE YOU...bring all your ****ed up friends and I will
kick the kitten **** right out of you.




Now THAT we can do without Just be your own sweet self. MLB

"MLB"
Mark wrote:


shredd shredd

Help, anyone?
======

You are perfect and don't need any help. Do you talk babytalk too?

Iiii fink him iz uh troal n we dunt kneed dem heer..
I taked owt da croxpoastz tew..
Harrumph..dey dunt git tew sae bad wurdz wike dat hear. Nope.
Mrrrrrrrrrrrrt.
Yoo r nise..MLB
Luffz,
Mosey

Mosey =^..^= wrote:
"MLB"
Mark wrote:

shredd shredd

Help, anyone?
======

You are perfect and don't need any help. Do you talk babytalk too?

Iiii fink him iz uh troal n we dunt kneed dem heer..
I taked owt da croxpoastz tew..
Harrumph..dey dunt git tew sae bad wurdz wike dat hear. Nope.
Mrrrrrrrrrrrrt.
Yoo r nise..MLB
Luffz,
Mosey


Note from TuTu's Meowmie. Got to train myself to look at headers!
Thanks. MLB

On Mon, 22 Mar 2010 17:22:32 -0600, MLB wrote:

Mark wrote:
On Mon, 1 Feb 2010 10:30:48 -0500, Mark wrote:

Hi!

My name is Mark.

I am a Renaissance Man. I'm still attempting things people think are
impossible. I'm a dichotomy, shoot em dead brainbell jangler, a soft
diamond, a militaristic saint, and always a very wise fool...If anything
I'm a Zena.

I want to learn to speak "cat" like you do so here goes. Feel free to
critique. I have fourteen cats.

ohhh noooo, duz da gramby hab dat nazty floomonster? letz mayke a purr
circle n purr for hurownself tew git bedder n for softz nervz tew calm
daown. meowmie iz gonna say sum prayers for boff uff demm too.

Help, anyone?
======

You are perfect and don't need any help. Do you talk babytalk too?

ifen is wnn 2.

Mark inventor/artist/pilot/guitarist/scientist/philosopher/
scratch golfer/cat wrangler and observer of the mundane.
And much much more including wealthy beyond anything you can imagine.
My website http://www.hosanna1.com/ www.myspace.com/gayincarolina