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Speaking "Cat"
On Feb 1, 7:35*pm, Mark wrote:
On Mon, 1 Feb 2010 19:32:29 -0500, Will In New Haven wrote: On Mon, 01 Feb 2010 15:10:06 -0700, MLB wrote: Glenn Knickerbocker wrote: Mark didn't write: I want to learn to speak "cat" like you do so here goes. SKEPTICAL CAT IS FRAUGHT WITH SKEPTICISM nonlivejournalers should note: *http://world.std.com/~mmcirvin/niobe_suspicious.jpg ¬R Rmins mee of Ginger. *Res in peas. *TuTu MLB dono pay tneshuns to poster ooze a lyin hipocrit ooze no wannts to be wif us bun agin us he hatez kinens Listen up Freak, I don't hate kittens I named an art school after myself just for kittens. So shut the **** up and quit playing games, who are you. I DARE YOU...bring all your ****ed up friends and I will kick the kitten **** right out of you. aNUTHER internet tough guy. -- Will in New Haven |
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Speaking "Cat"
On Mon, 1 Feb 2010 10:30:48 -0500, Mark
wrote: Hi! My name is Mark. [shredded] I want to learn to speak "cat" like you do so here goes. Feel free to critique. I have fourteen cats. Mark, good luck! What you usually see here on r.p.c.c is not exactly "cat", it's more a matter of "cat filtered by human". The principal difficulty is the thickness fo human skulls and the assorted perceptual-conceptual oddnesses of the human brain and mind. Cats _do_ communicate telepathically, including to their human secretaries-typists, and much is lost between the clear mind of the cat and the human's perpetual fog. Add the fact that cats do tend to be literal-minded, concerning certain concepts, and cats' varied-variable interpretation of terms and concepts that are important to humans (as cats overhear) but simply irrelevant to cats--and we frequently get confusing and oddly-defined terminology. And, finally, add the tendency of the cat-to-human mind-link to operate phonetically, well... With an assortment of cats chatting merrily through an assortment of humans it's hard to say that there is one language, much less one world-view or cosmic gestalt, that is "cat". So, good luck my friend, Ken (Daddy to The Fur Conspiracy) - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - The Fur Conspiracy: Mr. GrowlTiger the Depradatator (VC), Ms. Chessie of Tortie, Ms. Misty of Many Colors, Mr. Shadow da Pup, also Mr. TigerSam (PC) and Clarence da Choklit Moose [Edit it to make it work.] |
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Speaking "Cat"
On Mon, 1 Feb 2010 10:30:48 -0500, Mark wrote:
Hi! My name is Mark. I am a Renaissance Man. I'm still attempting things people think are impossible. I'm a dichotomy, shoot em dead brainbell jangler, a soft diamond, a militaristic saint, and always a very wise fool...If anything I'm a Zena. I want to learn to speak "cat" like you do so here goes. Feel free to critique. I have fourteen cats. ohhh noooo, duz da gramby hab dat nazty floomonster? letz mayke a purr circle n purr for hurownself tew git bedder n for softz nervz tew calm daown. meowmie iz gonna say sum prayers for boff uff demm too. Help, anyone? -- Mark inventor/artist/pilot/guitarist/scientist/philosopher/ scratch golfer/cat wrangler and observer of the mundane. And much much more including wealthy beyond anything you can imagine. My website http://www.hosanna1.com/ www.myspace.com/gayincarolina |
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Speaking "Cat"
On Mon, 1 Feb 2010 17:23:25 -0800 (PST), Mark wrote:
On Feb 1, 7:35*pm, Mark wrote: On Mon, 1 Feb 2010 19:32:29 -0500, Will In New Haven wrote: On Mon, 01 Feb 2010 15:10:06 -0700, MLB wrote: Glenn Knickerbocker wrote: Mark didn't write: I want to learn to speak "cat" like you do so here goes. SKEPTICAL CAT IS FRAUGHT WITH SKEPTICISM nonlivejournalers should note: *http://world.std.com/~mmcirvin/niobe_suspicious.jpg ¬R Rmins mee of Ginger. *Res in peas. *TuTu MLB dono pay tneshuns to poster ooze a lyin hipocrit ooze no wannts to be wif us bun agin us he hatez kinens The real Mark never gets mad. He gets drugs So Zen for Prozac. Listen up Freak, I don't hate kittens I named an art school after myself just for kittens. So shut the **** up and quit playing games, who are you. I DARE YOU...bring all your ****ed up friends and I will kick the kitten **** right out of you. -- Mark The Meek/cat wrangler made $82,000 yesterday -- Mark inventor/artist/pilot/guitarist/scientist/philosopher/ scratch golfer/cat wrangler and observer of the mundane. And much much more including wealthy beyond anything you can imagine. My website http://www.hosanna1.com/ www.myspace.com/gayincarolina |
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Speaking "Cat"
On Mon, 1 Feb 2010 16:51:17 -0800 (PST), MeOwy wrote:
On Feb 1, 7:30*am, Mark wrote: Hi! My name is Mark. I am a Renaissance Man. I'm still attempting things people think are impossible. I'm a dichotomy, shoot em dead brainbell jangler, a soft diamond, a militaristic saint, and always a very wise fool...If anything I'm a Zena. I want to learn to speak "cat" like you do so here goes. Feel free to critique. I have fourteen cats. ohhh noooo, duz da gramby hab dat nazty floomonster? letz mayke a purr circle n purr for hurownself tew git bedder n for softz nervz tew calm daown. meowmie iz gonna say sum prayers for boff uff demm too. -- Mark inventor/artist/pilot/guitarist/scientist/philosopher/ scratch golfer/*cat wrangler* and observer of the mundane. And much much more including wealthy beyond anything you can imagine. My websitehttp://www.hosanna1.com/www.myspace.com/gayincarolina Dat saownz wike a nitemare wen itz lap time. Sumtymez eefen too catz too menny. *HAHAHAHA* You really think I'm going to type bull**** like that? My website http://www.hosanna1.com/ www.myspace.com/gayincarolina |
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Speaking "Cat"
Mark wrote:
On Mon, 1 Feb 2010 10:30:48 -0500, Mark wrote: Hi! My name is Mark. I am a Renaissance Man. I'm still attempting things people think are impossible. I'm a dichotomy, shoot em dead brainbell jangler, a soft diamond, a militaristic saint, and always a very wise fool...If anything I'm a Zena. I want to learn to speak "cat" like you do so here goes. Feel free to critique. I have fourteen cats. ohhh noooo, duz da gramby hab dat nazty floomonster? letz mayke a purr circle n purr for hurownself tew git bedder n for softz nervz tew calm daown. meowmie iz gonna say sum prayers for boff uff demm too. Help, anyone? ====== You are perfect and don't need any help. Do you talk babytalk too? |
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Speaking "Cat"
Mark wrote:
On Mon, 1 Feb 2010 17:23:25 -0800 (PST), Mark wrote: On Feb 1, 7:35 pm, Mark wrote: On Mon, 1 Feb 2010 19:32:29 -0500, Will In New Haven wrote: On Mon, 01 Feb 2010 15:10:06 -0700, MLB wrote: Glenn Knickerbocker wrote: Mark didn't write: I want to learn to speak "cat" like you do so here goes. SKEPTICAL CAT IS FRAUGHT WITH SKEPTICISM nonlivejournalers should note: http://world.std.com/~mmcirvin/niobe_suspicious.jpg ¬R Rmins mee of Ginger. Res in peas. TuTu MLB dono pay tneshuns to poster ooze a lyin hipocrit ooze no wannts to be wif us bun agin us he hatez kinens The real Mark never gets mad. He gets drugs So Zen for Prozac. Listen up Freak, I don't hate kittens I named an art school after myself just for kittens. So shut the **** up and quit playing games, who are you. I DARE YOU...bring all your ****ed up friends and I will kick the kitten **** right out of you. Now THAT we can do without Just be your own sweet self. MLB |
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Speaking "Cat"
"MLB" Mark wrote: shredd shredd Help, anyone? ====== You are perfect and don't need any help. Do you talk babytalk too? Iiii fink him iz uh troal n we dunt kneed dem heer.. I taked owt da croxpoastz tew.. Harrumph..dey dunt git tew sae bad wurdz wike dat hear. Nope. Mrrrrrrrrrrrrt. Yoo r nise..MLB Luffz, Mosey |
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Speaking "Cat"
Mosey =^..^= wrote:
"MLB" Mark wrote: shredd shredd Help, anyone? ====== You are perfect and don't need any help. Do you talk babytalk too? Iiii fink him iz uh troal n we dunt kneed dem heer.. I taked owt da croxpoastz tew.. Harrumph..dey dunt git tew sae bad wurdz wike dat hear. Nope. Mrrrrrrrrrrrrt. Yoo r nise..MLB Luffz, Mosey Note from TuTu's Meowmie. Got to train myself to look at headers! Thanks. MLB |
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Speaking "Cat"
On Mon, 22 Mar 2010 17:22:32 -0600, MLB wrote:
Mark wrote: On Mon, 1 Feb 2010 10:30:48 -0500, Mark wrote: Hi! My name is Mark. I am a Renaissance Man. I'm still attempting things people think are impossible. I'm a dichotomy, shoot em dead brainbell jangler, a soft diamond, a militaristic saint, and always a very wise fool...If anything I'm a Zena. I want to learn to speak "cat" like you do so here goes. Feel free to critique. I have fourteen cats. ohhh noooo, duz da gramby hab dat nazty floomonster? letz mayke a purr circle n purr for hurownself tew git bedder n for softz nervz tew calm daown. meowmie iz gonna say sum prayers for boff uff demm too. Help, anyone? ====== You are perfect and don't need any help. Do you talk babytalk too? ifen is wnn 2. Mark inventor/artist/pilot/guitarist/scientist/philosopher/ scratch golfer/cat wrangler and observer of the mundane. And much much more including wealthy beyond anything you can imagine. My website http://www.hosanna1.com/ www.myspace.com/gayincarolina |
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