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  #1  
Old February 15th 08, 06:57 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Mischief
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Time: around 6 am.....

Mayhem: YAWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNN!!!!! *STRETCHES* Ahh...... Mom?
Mom? it's morning, mom..... Mom?

Mischief: That's no way to wake her you dummy.

Mayhem: Don't call me a dummy. Mom? MOOOMMM!

Mischief: OH when will you ever learn? You have to be SUBTLE! Like
this....

*Mischief jumps onto the sleeping hoomin and proceeds to knead*
*Hoomin groans and eventually rolls onto her side*

Mayhem: A lot of good THAT did...

Mischief: OH yeah? Watch THIS....

*Mischief headbutts the hoomin's face and then flops down ONTO the
face.* *Hoomin sputters and tries to breathe through a face full of
fur, then rolls over*

Mischief: Fur in the face, never fails...

Mayhem: Oh yeah? She's STILL asleep. Lemme try....

*Mayhem jumps onto the hoomin's chest and sticks her furry nose in the
hoomin's face*

*Hoomin stirs*

Mayhem: Mom? Are you awake? I KNOW you're awake, I can tell you're
breathing......Mom? MOOOOOM!!!!!!!

*Hoomin groans and rolls over and ducks under the covers.*

Mayhem: HEY! I'm TALKING to you.

*Mayhem starts to bat at strands of hair sticking out from under the
covers*

Mayhem: MOOOOOOM!!!! I'm HUNGRY!!!!!

*Mischief jumps onto the hoomin again*

Mischief AND Mayhem: MOOOOOM!!!!

Hoomin: ALRIGHTALRIGHTI'MUPI'MUPI'MUP!!!!! Ugh........

Mischief and Mayhem and Imp: YAY!!! BREAKFAST!!!

*********

And this will happen whether its a day i'm working or not. It's
really bad on my days off when I try to sleep in.....

Sheesh!

Kristi
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Old February 15th 08, 11:25 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Adrian[_2_]
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Default Waking the sleeping giant.......

Mischief wrote:
Time: around 6 am.....

Mayhem: YAWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNN!!!!! *STRETCHES* Ahh...... Mom?
Mom? it's morning, mom..... Mom?

Mischief: That's no way to wake her you dummy.

Mayhem: Don't call me a dummy. Mom? MOOOMMM!

Mischief: OH when will you ever learn? You have to be SUBTLE! Like
this....

*Mischief jumps onto the sleeping hoomin and proceeds to knead*
*Hoomin groans and eventually rolls onto her side*

Mayhem: A lot of good THAT did...

Mischief: OH yeah? Watch THIS....

*Mischief headbutts the hoomin's face and then flops down ONTO the
face.* *Hoomin sputters and tries to breathe through a face full of
fur, then rolls over*

Mischief: Fur in the face, never fails...

Mayhem: Oh yeah? She's STILL asleep. Lemme try....

*Mayhem jumps onto the hoomin's chest and sticks her furry nose in the
hoomin's face*

*Hoomin stirs*

Mayhem: Mom? Are you awake? I KNOW you're awake, I can tell you're
breathing......Mom? MOOOOOM!!!!!!!

*Hoomin groans and rolls over and ducks under the covers.*

Mayhem: HEY! I'm TALKING to you.

*Mayhem starts to bat at strands of hair sticking out from under the
covers*

Mayhem: MOOOOOOM!!!! I'm HUNGRY!!!!!

*Mischief jumps onto the hoomin again*

Mischief AND Mayhem: MOOOOOM!!!!

Hoomin: ALRIGHTALRIGHTI'MUPI'MUPI'MUP!!!!! Ugh........

Mischief and Mayhem and Imp: YAY!!! BREAKFAST!!!

*********

And this will happen whether its a day i'm working or not. It's
really bad on my days off when I try to sleep in.....

Sheesh!

Kristi


Bad hoomin! trying to sleep in while your owners are*starving*.
--
Adrian (Owned by Snoopy & Bagheera)
Cats leave pawprints on your heart
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Old February 15th 08, 11:54 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Granby
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Default Waking the sleeping giant.......

BW
My cats have a much shorter routine

16 pound O T gets a running start and lands on my stomach, about where my
full from the night bladder is.

See suyz, he looks at Piglet and Wllow, DIZ iz how itz done. "OKz Gramby
off your.... and on your feetz, breakfastz timez!
"Adrian" wrote in message
om...
Mischief wrote:
Time: around 6 am.....

Mayhem: YAWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNN!!!!! *STRETCHES* Ahh...... Mom?
Mom? it's morning, mom..... Mom?

Mischief: That's no way to wake her you dummy.

Mayhem: Don't call me a dummy. Mom? MOOOMMM!

Mischief: OH when will you ever learn? You have to be SUBTLE! Like
this....

*Mischief jumps onto the sleeping hoomin and proceeds to knead*
*Hoomin groans and eventually rolls onto her side*

Mayhem: A lot of good THAT did...

Mischief: OH yeah? Watch THIS....

*Mischief headbutts the hoomin's face and then flops down ONTO the
face.* *Hoomin sputters and tries to breathe through a face full of
fur, then rolls over*

Mischief: Fur in the face, never fails...

Mayhem: Oh yeah? She's STILL asleep. Lemme try....

*Mayhem jumps onto the hoomin's chest and sticks her furry nose in the
hoomin's face*

*Hoomin stirs*

Mayhem: Mom? Are you awake? I KNOW you're awake, I can tell you're
breathing......Mom? MOOOOOM!!!!!!!

*Hoomin groans and rolls over and ducks under the covers.*

Mayhem: HEY! I'm TALKING to you.

*Mayhem starts to bat at strands of hair sticking out from under the
covers*

Mayhem: MOOOOOOM!!!! I'm HUNGRY!!!!!

*Mischief jumps onto the hoomin again*

Mischief AND Mayhem: MOOOOOM!!!!

Hoomin: ALRIGHTALRIGHTI'MUPI'MUPI'MUP!!!!! Ugh........

Mischief and Mayhem and Imp: YAY!!! BREAKFAST!!!

*********

And this will happen whether its a day i'm working or not. It's
really bad on my days off when I try to sleep in.....

Sheesh!

Kristi


Bad hoomin! trying to sleep in while your owners are*starving*.
--
Adrian (Owned by Snoopy & Bagheera)
Cats leave pawprints on your heart
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Old February 15th 08, 05:29 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Stormmee
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Default Waking the sleeping giant.......

glad I free feed, Lee, who always fills the bowl before bed or a nap
Mischief wrote in message
...
Time: around 6 am.....

Mayhem: YAWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNN!!!!! *STRETCHES* Ahh...... Mom?
Mom? it's morning, mom..... Mom?

Mischief: That's no way to wake her you dummy.

Mayhem: Don't call me a dummy. Mom? MOOOMMM!

Mischief: OH when will you ever learn? You have to be SUBTLE! Like
this....

*Mischief jumps onto the sleeping hoomin and proceeds to knead*
*Hoomin groans and eventually rolls onto her side*

Mayhem: A lot of good THAT did...

Mischief: OH yeah? Watch THIS....

*Mischief headbutts the hoomin's face and then flops down ONTO the
face.* *Hoomin sputters and tries to breathe through a face full of
fur, then rolls over*

Mischief: Fur in the face, never fails...

Mayhem: Oh yeah? She's STILL asleep. Lemme try....

*Mayhem jumps onto the hoomin's chest and sticks her furry nose in the
hoomin's face*

*Hoomin stirs*

Mayhem: Mom? Are you awake? I KNOW you're awake, I can tell you're
breathing......Mom? MOOOOOM!!!!!!!

*Hoomin groans and rolls over and ducks under the covers.*

Mayhem: HEY! I'm TALKING to you.

*Mayhem starts to bat at strands of hair sticking out from under the
covers*

Mayhem: MOOOOOOM!!!! I'm HUNGRY!!!!!

*Mischief jumps onto the hoomin again*

Mischief AND Mayhem: MOOOOOM!!!!

Hoomin: ALRIGHTALRIGHTI'MUPI'MUPI'MUP!!!!! Ugh........

Mischief and Mayhem and Imp: YAY!!! BREAKFAST!!!

*********

And this will happen whether its a day i'm working or not. It's
really bad on my days off when I try to sleep in.....

Sheesh!

Kristi



  #5  
Old February 15th 08, 06:09 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
mlbriggs
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Default Waking the sleeping giant.......

On Thu, 14 Feb 2008 22:57:08 -0800, Mischief wrote:

Time: around 6 am.....

Mayhem: YAWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNN!!!!! *STRETCHES* Ahh...... Mom? Mom?
it's morning, mom..... Mom?

Mischief: That's no way to wake her you dummy.

Mayhem: Don't call me a dummy. Mom? MOOOMMM!

Mischief: OH when will you ever learn? You have to be SUBTLE! Like
this....

*Mischief jumps onto the sleeping hoomin and proceeds to knead* *Hoomin
groans and eventually rolls onto her side*

Mayhem: A lot of good THAT did...

Mischief: OH yeah? Watch THIS....

*Mischief headbutts the hoomin's face and then flops down ONTO the face.*
*Hoomin sputters and tries to breathe through a face full of fur, then
rolls over*

Mischief: Fur in the face, never fails...

Mayhem: Oh yeah? She's STILL asleep. Lemme try....

*Mayhem jumps onto the hoomin's chest and sticks her furry nose in the
hoomin's face*

*Hoomin stirs*

Mayhem: Mom? Are you awake? I KNOW you're awake, I can tell you're
breathing......Mom? MOOOOOM!!!!!!!

*Hoomin groans and rolls over and ducks under the covers.*

Mayhem: HEY! I'm TALKING to you.

*Mayhem starts to bat at strands of hair sticking out from under the
covers*

Mayhem: MOOOOOOM!!!! I'm HUNGRY!!!!!

*Mischief jumps onto the hoomin again*

Mischief AND Mayhem: MOOOOOM!!!!

Hoomin: ALRIGHTALRIGHTI'MUPI'MUPI'MUP!!!!! Ugh........

Mischief and Mayhem and Imp: YAY!!! BREAKFAST!!!

*********

And this will happen whether its a day i'm working or not. It's really
bad on my days off when I try to sleep in.....

Sheesh!

Kristi



TuTu does it at 4AM. MLB

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Old February 15th 08, 09:04 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Will in New Haven
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Default Waking the sleeping giant.......

On Feb 15, 12:29*pm, "Stormmee" wrote:
glad I free feed, Lee, who always fills the bowl before bed or a nap


WooToo always has food in her bowl and water in her other bowl but the
day has to START. And the day starts by WooToo noticing that the clock-
radio is playing and that Bear is out in the hall, waiting politely to
walk me. WooToo, not as polite as Bear, begins her day by bapping my
nose and going "yeek" until I get up. I can get away with setting the
clock-radio half an hour or even an hour later on weekends. Later than
that and she goes for the nose without the radio going.

Will in New Haven

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Mischief wrote in message

...



Time: around 6 am.....


Mayhem: *YAWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNN!!!!! **STRETCHES* *Ahh...... * *Mom?
Mom? *it's morning, mom..... Mom?


Mischief: *That's no way to wake her you dummy.


Mayhem: *Don't call me a dummy. *Mom? *MOOOMMM!


Mischief: *OH when will you ever learn? *You have to be SUBTLE! *Like
this....


*Mischief jumps onto the sleeping hoomin and proceeds to knead*
*Hoomin groans and eventually rolls onto her side*


Mayhem: *A lot of good THAT did...


Mischief: *OH yeah? *Watch THIS....


*Mischief headbutts the hoomin's face and then flops down ONTO the
face.* **Hoomin sputters and tries to breathe through a face full of
fur, then rolls over*


Mischief: *Fur in the face, never fails...


Mayhem: *Oh yeah? *She's STILL asleep. *Lemme try....


*Mayhem jumps onto the hoomin's chest and sticks her furry nose in the
hoomin's face*


*Hoomin stirs*


Mayhem: *Mom? *Are you awake? *I KNOW you're awake, I can tell you're
breathing......Mom? *MOOOOOM!!!!!!!


*Hoomin groans and rolls over and ducks under the covers.*


Mayhem: *HEY! *I'm TALKING to you.


*Mayhem starts to bat at strands of hair sticking out from under the
covers*


Mayhem: *MOOOOOOM!!!! *I'm HUNGRY!!!!!


*Mischief jumps onto the hoomin again*


Mischief AND Mayhem: *MOOOOOM!!!!


Hoomin: *ALRIGHTALRIGHTI'MUPI'MUPI'MUP!!!!! *Ugh........


Mischief and Mayhem and Imp: *YAY!!! *BREAKFAST!!!


*********


And this will happen whether its a day i'm working or not. *It's
really bad on my days off when I try to sleep in.....


Sheesh!


Kristi- Hide quoted text -


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Old February 16th 08, 03:16 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Kreisleriana[_3_]
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"Mischief" wrote in message
...
Time: around 6 am.....

Mayhem: YAWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNN!!!!! *STRETCHES* Ahh...... Mom?
Mom? it's morning, mom..... Mom?

Mischief: That's no way to wake her you dummy.

Mayhem: Don't call me a dummy. Mom? MOOOMMM!

Mischief: OH when will you ever learn? You have to be SUBTLE! Like
this....

*Mischief jumps onto the sleeping hoomin and proceeds to knead*
*Hoomin groans and eventually rolls onto her side*

Mayhem: A lot of good THAT did...

Mischief: OH yeah? Watch THIS....

*Mischief headbutts the hoomin's face and then flops down ONTO the
face.* *Hoomin sputters and tries to breathe through a face full of
fur, then rolls over*

Mischief: Fur in the face, never fails...

Mayhem: Oh yeah? She's STILL asleep. Lemme try....

*Mayhem jumps onto the hoomin's chest and sticks her furry nose in the
hoomin's face*

*Hoomin stirs*

Mayhem: Mom? Are you awake? I KNOW you're awake, I can tell you're
breathing......Mom? MOOOOOM!!!!!!!

*Hoomin groans and rolls over and ducks under the covers.*

Mayhem: HEY! I'm TALKING to you.

*Mayhem starts to bat at strands of hair sticking out from under the
covers*

Mayhem: MOOOOOOM!!!! I'm HUNGRY!!!!!

*Mischief jumps onto the hoomin again*

Mischief AND Mayhem: MOOOOOM!!!!

Hoomin: ALRIGHTALRIGHTI'MUPI'MUPI'MUP!!!!! Ugh........

Mischief and Mayhem and Imp: YAY!!! BREAKFAST!!!

*********

And this will happen whether its a day i'm working or not. It's
really bad on my days off when I try to sleep in.....

Sheesh!

Kristi



ANTY KRISTI IS YOO RLY A GIANT??????!!!!!!

DANTE



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Old February 16th 08, 03:17 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Kreisleriana[_3_]
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"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
...
On Feb 15, 12:29 pm, "Stormmee" wrote:
glad I free feed, Lee, who always fills the bowl before bed or a nap


WooToo always has food in her bowl and water in her other bowl but the
day has to START. And the day starts by WooToo noticing that the clock-
radio is playing and that Bear is out in the hall, waiting politely to
walk me. WooToo, not as polite as Bear, begins her day by bapping my
nose and going "yeek" until I get up. I can get away with setting the
clock-radio half an hour or even an hour later on weekends. Later than
that and she goes for the nose without the radio going.

Will in New Haven


"yeek" (snort)

Stinky makes a whrring noise. I once sat for a cat who made a truly
maddening "quacking" noise.





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Old February 16th 08, 04:00 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Lesley
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On Feb 15, 9:29*am, "Stormmee" wrote:
glad I free feed, Lee, who always fills the bowl before bed


Me too- I must admit the Fabulous Furballs are pretty good on
weekends. My friend Hugh can't because Tigger still remembers being
left to starve to death and if food was left down would scarfe the lot
so at about 7 every morning he has to get out of bed, go downstairs,
feed the owners and then go back to bed. If he doesn't Tigger and
Chloe both of whom are huge cats WILL perform the jump from the top of
the wardrobe onto a Hoomin bladder routine

Lesley

Slave of the Fabulous Furballs
 




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