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  #51  
Old May 2nd 06, 09:38 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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wonnerful, as he feeds hiz lof a bite of fishiez... wonnerful he repeats...
Tiger
Inspector Jacques Chat-Clouseau wrote in message
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On Sun, 30 Apr 2006 22:08:53 -0500, Stormmee wrote:

Danzin wif mineown lof anna gud fudz iz notted efur gonna getz betterer

dan
eiz, Tiger


[The music comes to an end, and paw-in-paw ourkitties return to the
table, as waiters begin to appear. The Inspector is busy at the table,
with a basket filled with nip-wine bottles]

Ah, Tiger, mon vieux, just in time! [He pulls a folding corkscrew
from an inner pocket, cuts off the capsule and deftly pops the cork]
Zees eez a furry nice nip Pouilly-Fuisse for zee fishees course!

[Wait-kitties put down trays of trout in beurre-blanc; oysters on the
half-shell and langostino in butter and garlic]

Ahh, and not a moment too soon, he says, pouring each kitty a
generous glass. Well zen, a toast to all ov usses, a wonderful voyage
and good fuds and frendz!

Glasses clink, as the inspector and Tiger slide down a few oysters!


--
à bientôt,

Jacques
5/2/2006 12:37:44 PM



  #52  
Old May 3rd 06, 06:47 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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On Tue, 2 May 2006 15:38:12 -0500, Stormmee's nimble, little paws
typed:

wonnerful, as he feeds hiz lof a bite of fishiez... wonnerful he repeats...
Tiger


Umm, yes it iz my luf [kisses the top of Tiger's head]. Oh, it luks
like da Cowntess an her assistants are comink up fur dinner. Waves.
Hihi, want to joyne usses?


--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
5/3/2006 1:46:13 PM
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  #53  
Old May 3rd 06, 06:56 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Umm, yes it iz my luf [kisses the top of Tiger's head]. Oh, it luks
like da Cowntess an her assistants are comink up fur dinner. Waves.
Hihi, want to joyne usses?


Salutations, Mme Anais! Greetings Inspector, and Cleopatra, and
everykitty! How iz efurryone doink zees fine evenink? Inspector, is zat a
bottle of Pouilly-Fuisse? I would just luf a glass of zat! Oh, and we are
in time for ze fish course - merveilleux! And who is zees handsome brown
kitty sitting wif Rebecca? You look somewhat familiar - you wouldn't
happen to be the composer Lenois, would you? I luf your compositionz, and
I look forward to hearing your next. In fact, back when I was just a young
kitten-cat and had just met the boycat who would become mine late
winkwink, we fell in luf to the ze sound of your most merveilleux moosic.

My, zat trout looks so furry tasty...

Countess K
  #54  
Old May 4th 06, 05:39 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Tiger holdz owt da kuzin fur da cowntezz, You iz alzmozt az bootiful az mine
wifekitty tonite, Tiger, shakez pawz wif her exkortz
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
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On Tue, 2 May 2006 15:38:12 -0500, Stormmee's nimble, little paws
typed:

wonnerful, as he feeds hiz lof a bite of fishiez... wonnerful he

repeats...
Tiger


Umm, yes it iz my luf [kisses the top of Tiger's head]. Oh, it luks
like da Cowntess an her assistants are comink up fur dinner. Waves.
Hihi, want to joyne usses?


--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
5/3/2006 1:46:13 PM
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Old May 4th 06, 05:50 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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"RPCC Adventure cats" wrote in message
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Fangu... Hercule. My paw iz OK, itz juss dat da rite frunt leg duznt
reech
az far as da utherz cuz ub my damijed sholder. But if yoo iz shur itz
OK, I
mite leen on yoo so I kan stay lebbel, dat wud be nice fur a chanje.

I findz it innerestin how much we hab in kommon... owr fizzical
challinjiz,
owr innerest in mewsik. Yoo know, Ize furry glad dat we meetid.

Rebecca


So am I, Mlle. Rebecca. I haf been somezing of a recluse lately, and haf
not been allowing minezelf to enjoy ze company of ozzer kitties. I am
thinking zat eet ees maybe time to change this.

Hercule

Well, Ize glad I kud hewp.

Rebecca


  #56  
Old May 4th 06, 06:03 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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"Hercule Lenoir" wrote in message
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[M. Lenoir and Rebecca return to the table]

Fangu fur ze wunnerful danz, Mlle. Rebecca! Zat was ze most fun I've had
in a longlong time.

Zose fish dishes look furry yummy, and this is most eggzelent wine,
Inspector! Mlle Rebecca, allow me to get you some of zat beautiful-looking
trout...

Hercule

Fangk yurownself, Hercule. I enjoyed it, too, an I wud lub sum ub dat
trout.

Rebecca, feeling very light and happy tonight


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Old May 4th 06, 06:05 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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"Inspector Jacques Chat-Clouseau" wrote in message
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On Tue, 02 May 2006 09:46:47 -0700, Hercule Lenoir wrote:
[With a twinkle in his eye the Inspector speaks]

Indeed yes! Zee color haz come bak to you, M. Lenior - eez eet ze gud
fuds, ze wine or zee bootiful companion zat you haf been dansink wif?


[Rebecca is glad she has medium-length fur so the other kitties can't see
her blushing]


  #58  
Old May 4th 06, 04:37 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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On Wed, 03 May 2006 23:39:13 -0500, Stormmee wrote:

Tiger holdz owt da kuzin fur da cowntezz, You iz alzmozt az bootiful az mine
wifekitty tonite, Tiger, shakez pawz wif her exkortz


Well fangu, Monsieur Tiger. Zat ees very kind of you. Zees is a wonderful
party, is it not?

Countess K

  #59  
Old May 4th 06, 09:07 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Itsa veri wonnerful anna da fudz anna winez is xclint, Tiger
Countess Katzenplatzen wrote in message
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On Wed, 03 May 2006 23:39:13 -0500, Stormmee wrote:

Tiger holdz owt da kuzin fur da cowntezz, You iz alzmozt az bootiful az

mine
wifekitty tonite, Tiger, shakez pawz wif her exkortz


Well fangu, Monsieur Tiger. Zat ees very kind of you. Zees is a wonderful
party, is it not?

Countess K



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Old May 5th 06, 05:07 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Indeed yes! Zee color haz come bak to you, M. Lenior - eez eet ze gud
fuds, ze wine or zee bootiful companion zat you haf been dansink wif?


[Rebecca is glad she has medium-length fur so the other kitties can't see
her blushing]


You know, Mlle Rebecca, I am starting to get ze hint of a song running
through mine head. I think if we continue with zees wonderful relaxing and
eating and drinking, I just might find ze remainder of ze song I am tryink
to finish.

Hercule
 




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