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An invitation to a short abventure
Der yew goh, bein' punny' ugin, Pitô.ônya. Mosey--groaning Shore, i wyll kum uhlong, an shar da drivin tuu. I yam uh gudgud driffurr. Meowmee sez so. (Hur sez I drife hur krazy sumtymez.) -- Pitô.ônya AKA Sweetee .... Me! I will hewp! Maybe Toonya wud like to go, too. We kud shar da drivin, or she kud juss ride along if she duznt want to drive. Sundance I belieef I have an abventure to offer to any kitties who might be innerested. Next monf is "adopt a pet" month. Aminal shelters all across Catmerica and Catnada is hafing special adoption events fur a whole month. An dere is aminal shelters an rescue organizations an mutual support organizations an needy kitty famblies all over dat needs supplies fur dis special month. In order to support dis wunnderfully worthy effort, a bunch of manufacturers and distributors of kitty stuffz has donated a bunch of goodies. I haf lots of tons of kitty kibble, gooshy food, snacks, feathers on a stick, squeaky mousies, jingle balls and crinkle balls, kitty beds and trees - basically all da basic necessities of being a kitty. All of dese supplies is loaded into a bunch of trailers in Catifurnia. We need to get dese supplies to a bunch of destinations in Catmerica and Catnada. Mine grumpy sisfur Ameliagrump has designed a wunnerful new autopilot for semitrucks, but dey still need kitties to monitor dem. And to make da while fing even more of an adventure, dere is a bunch of wild raccoons who is trying to steal da fudz out of da trucks. So I needs volunteer kitties to help me drive da big trucks across da country, and to help distribute da goodies where dey is needed, an to help me keep on da lookout fur da raccoons. Who is willing to help me wif dis? Harri |
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An invitation to a short abventure
On Fri, 13 Apr 2012 16:00:19 -0700, Rebecca wrote:
I mite be abul to hewp wif da raccoonz. I kan meow to myown raccoon fren dat livz neer da Fluffykitz warehouse. He mite hab sum ideerz abowt how to stop doze raccoonz frum bovverin ussez. I will leeb a messij fur hizself an let yoo kno whut he sez. Rebecca Dat would be egzellent! Fangu. Harri |
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Pre-mission Briefing
Weze alluvuz iz reddy. Snowflake wantz to drife two iffin yu needz sum
helpz. Weze brote sum fresh liberated katnip fur effurykitty wen der not drifin to enjoy. Booker On 4/13/2012 2:10 PM, Harri Roadcat wrote: Ok, Kitties, here's da deal. We'z gotz a dozen big trucks wif loaded trailers. Da trailers is loaded wall-to-wall wif kitty goodies. Here's da teleporter coordinates for da yard where dey are parked [she hands out some printed cards]. Da 'porters in da back of da room are all set fur dere - let's go take a look at da 'quipment. [The kitties all step into the teleporters, and emerge at a truck stop in central California. Away in the back corner of the lot are a dozen brand- new trucks with shiny trailers. A set of German Shepard guard dogs are patrolling the truck parking area, and salute Harri when she approaches.] Smoky the German Shepard: Maam, we are standing guard as ordered! We have seen a couple squads of raccoons surveilinging our positions, but we have discouraged them from approaching the trucks. Maam! Harri: Very good, carry on. Kitties, we have specially modified these trucks for kitty operation. Amelia's autopilot systems make them very easy to control, and each kitty can control up to 6 trucks with one autopilot if necessary. Instead of having to jump way up high to climb in, or having to enlist the help of a human, we have special access hatches. [Harri leads the kitties under the driver's side door of the nearest truck.] By pressing this lever here, a elevator will descend here under da cab, where hoomins won't see it. Let's all climb in... [the kitties do so] then exit in the cab. We are now in the sleeper area, which is now the control center of the truck. These video screens show us all of our navigational information, and here is where we enter the next address we want to go to. Since we have to go through weight stations and don't want to scare the humans too badly, we have a automatic decoy in each truck. [Harri presses a big green button on the control panel. A lifelike human mannequin rises from the floor of the truck on the driver's side.] Da decoy can even talk on da CB radio when necessary. Now, to drive da truck, we enter our destination on dis keyboard [she types a little bit], or we can meow it into dis microphone, den press da lever, like dis. [The truck engine starts, the transmission shifts in to gear, and the truck rolls out across the truck stop. It guides itself on to the truck scale, stops momentarily, then guides itself back to the parking area and automatically backs into place.] As you can see, it's furry easy. We jus haf to enter da destinations, watch to be sure dat efurrything goes smoothly and da autopilot doesn't do weird stuffz, and keep a eye out dur doze raccooms. Would anyone like to try dere paw at da driving? Harri |
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Pre-mission Briefing
On Sat, 14 Apr 2012 08:59:51 -0700, Booker wrote:
Weze alluvuz iz reddy. Snowflake wantz to drife two iffin yu needz sum helpz. Weze brote sum fresh liberated katnip fur effurykitty wen der not drifin to enjoy. Booker Furry good! Ok, Snowflake, you can haf trucks number 3 an 4. Booker, do you want to go with Snowflake, or do you want to drive too? Who else wants to do some drivin? Meowy, duz you wantz to drife? Harri |
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Pre-mission Briefing
On 4/15/2012 8:04 AM, Harri Roadcat wrote:
On Sat, 14 Apr 2012 08:59:51 -0700, Booker wrote: Weze alluvuz iz reddy. Snowflake wantz to drife two iffin yu needz sum helpz. Weze brote sum fresh liberated katnip fur effurykitty wen der not drifin to enjoy. Booker Furry good! Ok, Snowflake, you can haf trucks number 3 an 4. Booker, do you want to go with Snowflake, or do you want to drive too? Who else wants to do some drivin? Meowy, duz you wantz to drife? Harri Samwise and I are ready to drive. He has driven trucks before but, I have not. Only cars. Lucy Lu |
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Pre-mission Briefing
On Sun, 15 Apr 2012 09:07:09 -0400, ann791 wrote:
Samwise and I are ready to drive. He has driven trucks before but, I have not. Only cars. Lucy Lu Ok, why don't you guys take trucks 5 an 6? Da firstest leg of our trip will be running south in Inferstate 5 to Inferstate 10, den east to Arifurzona. Dere is a rescue shelter operated by some bunny rabbits dat need a bunch of kitty food. Harri |
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Pre-mission Briefing
On 4/15/2012 9:14 AM, Harri Roadcat wrote:
On Sun, 15 Apr 2012 09:07:09 -0400, ann791 wrote: Samwise and I are ready to drive. He has driven trucks before but, I have not. Only cars. Lucy Lu Ok, why don't you guys take trucks 5 an 6? Da firstest leg of our trip will be running south in Inferstate 5 to Inferstate 10, den east to Arifurzona. Dere is a rescue shelter operated by some bunny rabbits dat need a bunch of kitty food. Harri Lucy Lu climbs into truck number 6. She puts on her driving gloves and sun glasses. I is ready. Samwise gets on the radio to Lucy, Be sure to check that all the light on the panel are green before you start the engine. Lucy looks at the panel and the light are green. She starts the engine and is on the road to Arifurzona. Lucy Lu |
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Pre-mission Briefing
Lucy Lu climbs into truck number 6. She puts on her driving gloves and
sun glasses. I is ready. Samwise gets on the radio to Lucy, Be sure to check that all the light on the panel are green before you start the engine. Lucy looks at the panel and the light are green. She starts the engine and is on the road to Arifurzona. Lucy Lu [Harri climbs in to the control center of truck number 1 and gets all the subsystems running, makes sure that she's got a good view of the kitties in the other trucks on her computer screen, and engages the autopilot. All dozen of the trucks pull out on to the road, forming a long convoy of kitty-driven trucks rolling down the highway. Ranger teleports into Harri's cab, asking if he can be of any help. When Harri indicates that everything's cool, Ranger grabs a plate of roast beast out of the frig and stretches out on the dash board, watching the world go by. He gets out his catellite phone and calls Pipps, inviting her to come join him. As the convoy approaches a weigh station south of Fresno, the human operator observes the long string of trucks and presses the button turning off the automated bypass signal - he wants this long string of trucks to get signalled into the weight station so that he can examine their bills of lading. As soon as the human turns his back, the weigh station's kitty climbs up on the control panel and presses the "bypass" button, which signals the trucks that they don't need to stop. As the lead truck, driven by Lucy Lu, roars past the weight station, the station kitty waves in salute.] |
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Pre-mission Briefing
On 4/15/2012 5:04 AM, Harri Roadcat wrote: On Sat, 14 Apr 2012 08:59:51 -0700, Booker wrote: Weze alluvuz iz reddy. Snowflake wantz to drife two iffin yu needz sum helpz. Weze brote sum fresh liberated katnip fur effurykitty wen der not drifin to enjoy. Booker Furry good! Ok, Snowflake, you can haf trucks number 3 an 4. Booker, do you want to go with Snowflake, or do you want to drive too? Who else wants to do some drivin? Meowy, duz you wantz to drife? Harri Ize lyke to drife too, iffin derz nuf trukz. Fangu. Booker |
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Pre-mission Briefing
Weze highly rekommend klozin yur eyez wen we goes frum da 5 to da 10 (an
makez sure yu uze da proper lingo: it is "da 5" and "da 10"). Itz furry skarey in da area. Booker On 4/15/2012 6:14 AM, Harri Roadcat wrote: On Sun, 15 Apr 2012 09:07:09 -0400, ann791 wrote: Samwise and I are ready to drive. He has driven trucks before but, I have not. Only cars. Lucy Lu Ok, why don't you guys take trucks 5 an 6? Da firstest leg of our trip will be running south in Inferstate 5 to Inferstate 10, den east to Arifurzona. Dere is a rescue shelter operated by some bunny rabbits dat need a bunch of kitty food. Harri |
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