Road trip

Yew are a furry good detektif, Sammy. Maybe yew shud joyn our firm.
And furry kwik too. Yew dodged that swipe reel nice. Come on.
Efurrybuddy's talking about food. Let's not get left behind.

Gretchen Marie, appreshiating Sammy's enthoosiasm

Samuel \"Houdini\" Kitten wrote:

Arlene Knop wrote:
I haven't seen Cleopatra or Felix or a bunch of uther kitteez sinz all
that noyz wif thuh firecrakkers. Itz not like Felix to leev me alone.
I hope he's alright. I wudn't want to find a bunch of kitteez wif their
wiskerz sinjed off or anyfing like that. Maybe we bedder get a serch
party together. Sammy Kitten? Do yew know anyfing about thuh missing
kitteez?????????

Gretchen Marie, worried worried worried and reddy to put on her
detektif badj

The Highland Kitties wrote:

Well, Felix and OEJ and Tiger and Anais and Miss Violette and Trudi and
TV are here, and Fluffybutt and Amelia are asleep in the Are-Vee.
Gretchen Maria, letz us go look in de house.

GM and Sammy head into the house to look for Cleopatra. She's not in
the dining room or the kitchen, a quick look in the living room doesn't
reveal any sign of her, and she isn't found in the front bedroom, back
bedroom, hallway, or bedroom. They return to the living room and catch a
glimpse of a fluffy silvery tail draped over the edge of Maggie's
dogbox. They walk closer and spot Cleopatra sprawled on her bag, her
head resting on Maggie's nose.

Sammy pounces on Cleo's tail, claws extended Cleocatra! Wake up! We'z
ready to go!

Sammy

Letz se3e. one small bagel wif dubble lox and just wadder to drink.

Gretchen Marie, fussy eeter of hoomin food enters her order

The Highland Kitties wrote:

Oh, I don't know! I just don't know if I ought to let a d*g into the
teleporter. I'm not even sure it would work for them...

Wait, what's this I see? It looks like Uncle Pat is getting ready to
drive over to Starbucks. And he always takes Maggie.
problem solved!

Everykitty, shall we 'port over to Starbucks now?

Amelia
stepping into the teleporter

At a quiet Starbucks in SoCal a couple of kitties, walking paw in paw,
appear in a sparkle of light. Moments later more kitties start to
appear. As the kitties congregate on the patio to ponder what they want
to order, a great big shiny pickup truck with a Springer Spaniel
sticking her nose out the window pulls into the drive-through lane

Cleo: Here we are, TV. Over here, under this corner table by the
bushes, is our private terminal. We can enter our orders here on the
keyboard...
enters "2 french vanilla coffees, one with artificial nip flavoring,
one with real nip, 2 bagels with extra cream cheese, to be delivered to
table one in the patio area"

Dyna kitty, would you care to come over and enter your hoomins credit
card information and your order?

Everykitty, here's the ordering terminal. Come help yourselves!

As the kitties start to enter their orders, the pickup pulls away from
the window. As they slowly pass the patio Maggie the d*g looks out the
window at the kitties and winks.

Letz se3e. one small bagel wif dubble lox and just wadder to drink.

Gretchen Marie, fussy eeter of hoomin food enters her order

The Highland Kitties wrote:

Oh, I don't know! I just don't know if I ought to let a d*g into the
teleporter. I'm not even sure it would work for them...

Wait, what's this I see? It looks like Uncle Pat is getting ready to
drive over to Starbucks. And he always takes Maggie.
problem solved!

Everykitty, shall we 'port over to Starbucks now?

Amelia
stepping into the teleporter

At a quiet Starbucks in SoCal a couple of kitties, walking paw in paw,
appear in a sparkle of light. Moments later more kitties start to
appear. As the kitties congregate on the patio to ponder what they want
to order, a great big shiny pickup truck with a Springer Spaniel
sticking her nose out the window pulls into the drive-through lane

Cleo: Here we are, TV. Over here, under this corner table by the
bushes, is our private terminal. We can enter our orders here on the
keyboard...
enters "2 french vanilla coffees, one with artificial nip flavoring,
one with real nip, 2 bagels with extra cream cheese, to be delivered to
table one in the patio area"

Dyna kitty, would you care to come over and enter your hoomins credit
card information and your order?

Everykitty, here's the ordering terminal. Come help yourselves!

As the kitties start to enter their orders, the pickup pulls away from
the window. As they slowly pass the patio Maggie the d*g looks out the
window at the kitties and winks.

Glad to see yew! Hope efurryfing is OK at home and yew can come on thuh
trip. Letz see, do we need an extra teleporter or can we all skweez in?

Gretchen Marie, glad to see her buddies

ChildFree23 wrote:

We'ze coming! We'ze coming!

Sorry we're late. Kitty Schottland has been taking care of the PawPaw,
Capt. Midnight's been playing with Auntie Becky (Meowmie Debby's
littermate), and Lilith Kitten's been hiding because she's afraid of Auntie
Becky.

Kitty Schottland DOC, Capt. Midnight DOC, & Lilith Kitten
--
childfree twenty three at earthlink dot net

"The Highland Kitties" wrote in message
...
Gudgud morning, efurrykitty! Iz we all rested up after dat wild Mew
Year's party? Boy, dat was somefing else. All dem 'splosions and dat
nice moosic and great food...

Iz we all ready to finish off dis trip? We'z only a couple or three
hours from de end of route 66 at Santa Monica pier. Since most of the
hoomin kittens are back in scool, the roads shouldn't be too busy. Is
you all ready to hop on board for de rest of the de ride?

Has anybody seen Cleocatra?

Sammy Kitten

Glad to see yew! Hope efurryfing is OK at home and yew can come on thuh
trip. Letz see, do we need an extra teleporter or can we all skweez in?

Gretchen Marie, glad to see her buddies

ChildFree23 wrote:

We'ze coming! We'ze coming!

Sorry we're late. Kitty Schottland has been taking care of the PawPaw,
Capt. Midnight's been playing with Auntie Becky (Meowmie Debby's
littermate), and Lilith Kitten's been hiding because she's afraid of Auntie
Becky.

Kitty Schottland DOC, Capt. Midnight DOC, & Lilith Kitten
--
childfree twenty three at earthlink dot net

"The Highland Kitties" wrote in message
...
Gudgud morning, efurrykitty! Iz we all rested up after dat wild Mew
Year's party? Boy, dat was somefing else. All dem 'splosions and dat
nice moosic and great food...

Iz we all ready to finish off dis trip? We'z only a couple or three
hours from de end of route 66 at Santa Monica pier. Since most of the
hoomin kittens are back in scool, the roads shouldn't be too busy. Is
you all ready to hop on board for de rest of the de ride?

Has anybody seen Cleocatra?

Sammy Kitten

Got room fur me and Felix? And I think there's more kitteez coming. Do
we need another teleporter?

Gretchen Marie, peeking in thuh door

\Miss Violette wrote:

Violette, Trudi and OEJ step inna porter and set down ta wait onna ofurs...
I lovez coffee, OEJ
Amelia T Cat wrote in message
...
Ooh, coffee with artificial nip flavor - I don't think I would have
thought to ask for that. I'm very impressed - you're as clever as you
are good looking! Let's go - we can leave Amelia to figure out the dog
and teleporters issue.

she takes TV's paw and they both step into the teleporter

Cleo

Oh, I don't know! I just don't know if I ought to let a d*g into the
teleporter. I'm not even sure it would work for them...

Wait, what's this I see? It looks like Uncle Pat is getting ready to
drive over to Starbucks. And he always takes Maggie.
problem solved!

Everykitty, shall we 'port over to Starbucks now?

Amelia
stepping into the teleporter

Got room fur me and Felix? And I think there's more kitteez coming. Do
we need another teleporter?

Gretchen Marie, peeking in thuh door

\Miss Violette wrote:

Violette, Trudi and OEJ step inna porter and set down ta wait onna ofurs...
I lovez coffee, OEJ
Amelia T Cat wrote in message
...
Ooh, coffee with artificial nip flavor - I don't think I would have
thought to ask for that. I'm very impressed - you're as clever as you
are good looking! Let's go - we can leave Amelia to figure out the dog
and teleporters issue.

she takes TV's paw and they both step into the teleporter

Cleo

Oh, I don't know! I just don't know if I ought to let a d*g into the
teleporter. I'm not even sure it would work for them...

Wait, what's this I see? It looks like Uncle Pat is getting ready to
drive over to Starbucks. And he always takes Maggie.
problem solved!

Everykitty, shall we 'port over to Starbucks now?

Amelia
stepping into the teleporter

Dyna swipez meowmeez purrlatenum kard thru aftur ording
wun supersized latte, egztra kreem, an uh nip muffin wiff an ordur of kreemy
chese onna syde. den she very suttilee wawkz offur tu da kasheer an putz in
furr da udder kitty-billz pluz uh jeneruuz tip.

"Arlene Knop" wrote in message
...
Letz se3e. one small bagel wif dubble lox and just wadder to drink.

Gretchen Marie, fussy eeter of hoomin food enters her order

The Highland Kitties wrote:

Oh, I don't know! I just don't know if I ought to let a d*g into the
teleporter. I'm not even sure it would work for them...

Wait, what's this I see? It looks like Uncle Pat is getting ready to
drive over to Starbucks. And he always takes Maggie.
problem solved!

Everykitty, shall we 'port over to Starbucks now?

Amelia
stepping into the teleporter

At a quiet Starbucks in SoCal a couple of kitties, walking paw in paw,
appear in a sparkle of light. Moments later more kitties start to
appear. As the kitties congregate on the patio to ponder what they want
to order, a great big shiny pickup truck with a Springer Spaniel
sticking her nose out the window pulls into the drive-through lane

Cleo: Here we are, TV. Over here, under this corner table by the
bushes, is our private terminal. We can enter our orders here on the
keyboard...
enters "2 french vanilla coffees, one with artificial nip flavoring,
one with real nip, 2 bagels with extra cream cheese, to be delivered to
table one in the patio area"

Dyna kitty, would you care to come over and enter your hoomins credit
card information and your order?

Everykitty, here's the ordering terminal. Come help yourselves!

As the kitties start to enter their orders, the pickup pulls away from
the window. As they slowly pass the patio Maggie the d*g looks out the
window at the kitties and winks.

Dyna swipez meowmeez purrlatenum kard thru aftur ording
wun supersized latte, egztra kreem, an uh nip muffin wiff an ordur of kreemy
chese onna syde. den she very suttilee wawkz offur tu da kasheer an putz in
furr da udder kitty-billz pluz uh jeneruuz tip.

"Arlene Knop" wrote in message
...
Letz se3e. one small bagel wif dubble lox and just wadder to drink.

Gretchen Marie, fussy eeter of hoomin food enters her order

The Highland Kitties wrote:

Oh, I don't know! I just don't know if I ought to let a d*g into the
teleporter. I'm not even sure it would work for them...

Wait, what's this I see? It looks like Uncle Pat is getting ready to
drive over to Starbucks. And he always takes Maggie.
problem solved!

Everykitty, shall we 'port over to Starbucks now?

Amelia
stepping into the teleporter

At a quiet Starbucks in SoCal a couple of kitties, walking paw in paw,
appear in a sparkle of light. Moments later more kitties start to
appear. As the kitties congregate on the patio to ponder what they want
to order, a great big shiny pickup truck with a Springer Spaniel
sticking her nose out the window pulls into the drive-through lane

Cleo: Here we are, TV. Over here, under this corner table by the
bushes, is our private terminal. We can enter our orders here on the
keyboard...
enters "2 french vanilla coffees, one with artificial nip flavoring,
one with real nip, 2 bagels with extra cream cheese, to be delivered to
table one in the patio area"

Dyna kitty, would you care to come over and enter your hoomins credit
card information and your order?

Everykitty, here's the ordering terminal. Come help yourselves!

As the kitties start to enter their orders, the pickup pulls away from
the window. As they slowly pass the patio Maggie the d*g looks out the
window at the kitties and winks.

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
hrmph!!! some hoomanz isa notted carful enuf, TV, disgruntled
Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat Mahoney wrote in
message ...
Miss Violette wrote:
da reason he doez notted member yourown day isa cause you isa sucha
purrfect
kitty hisownsef was ofurwhelmed... *couldn't you make hissef calla
shelter
ta fin out, da one soft gifs stuffs to keepz goodgood recordz,
whisperin
so
as to not hurta hoomanz feelins,* TV

I zapped him with a mind control beam last year, with the idea to do
that. But the shelter had been taken over by a different bunch of humans
who had lost a bunch of the records.

Cleo


I wud be willink tu shayer mine akwizishun day wiff yu, TV.
No sturringz attached, ovkorze.
Or pik uh day, enny day yu wud lyke.

Dyna, jenerouzlee