Jellicle Ball: Calling the Names of Honorees

A small brown tabby wearing a bright yellow beret adorned with a
little pin in the shape of a winged angelcat climbs to the podium.
She looks at the moonlight sparkling off the snow on the mountaintops
and across the surface of the lake.)

Gud eeefning, mine frends, an welcom to luffly Lake Louise in Alberta,
Catnada. It is gud to seee so menny faysis at dis, owr ninft annyuall
Jellicle Ball.

Wee gaffur togeffur dis eeefning, as wun clowder, to onor an pay owr
deeepist reespekts to doze frends an fambly memfurs hoo haff gone on
ahed in da yeeer sins owr lasst Jellicle Ball. Wee miss dere brite
eyes and soft faysis; owr memrees ov eeech wun ar da preshus an
valyooble jools dat adorn owr harts. Dey liff furreffur in owr
dreeems, neffur furrgottin; da life lessuns an joy dey shayrd wiff us
is owrs to keeep fureffur an effur.

Wee also send owr fots an luff to dose kitties hoo did not find dere
TrooHomes in dis life, an da unknown kitties hoo met a suddin or crool
ending, dey all wayt now in comfurrt an healff at Rainbow Bridge.

I call dere nayms, owr beluffid Jellicle Onorees:

Unknown Kitties, House of Bast

Mary, House of Aull
Peanut, House of Baldwin
Otis Spunkmeyer, House of Batson
Biengatti Babycat, House of Benedetti
Ghengis, House of Berkebile
Tigre, House of Blaylock
Dusty, House of Bloom
Lucy, House of Botari
Bounce, House of Bryson/Geiger
Rosie, House of Collins
Babette, House of Cooper
Sailor Baylor Brown, House of Cooper
Shadrach, House of Crandlemire
Mellón, House of Dancer
Poinedexter, House of Dancer
Dupree, House of Dasara
Laura Ann Mihstol, House of David
Bubba, House of Davis
Dollar, House of Davis
Fanny, House of Davis
Giapetto, House of Dowden
Sebastian, House of Dugan
Mr. T.S. Eliot, of The Fur Conspiracy
Simba, House of Gittel
Yoda, House of Goode
Charlie Fennel, House of Graf
Mikey, House of Gubanc
Pauline, House of Gubanc
Alex, House of Hiner
Snowy, House of Hunter
Connor, House of King
Scooter, House of Kleinfelder
Iggy, House of Koster
Tomo, House of Krehbiel-Call
Cher Bear, House of Long
Bustopher, House of Lyons/Wallace
Sapphire, House of Lyons/Wallace
ToffeePop, House of Lyons/Wallace
Samantha, House of Mahoney
Groucho (Calvin Ulysses FitzThomas), House of McCrary
Bert, House of McGuigan
Russia's Children, House of Mother Earth
Sierra Blue, House of Newfield
Hannah Eve, House of Oneal
Boo, House of Patterson/Guyette
Lindy & Fey (Da Boyz), House of Patterson/Guyette
Molly Samin, House of Patterson/Guyette
Bear, House of Polinadro
Arthur, House of Royal Roads
Tribble, House of Sackett Glaser
Giuiliani, House of Scaldini-Klimm
Vincent T. Pussycat, House of Smith
Musti Bear, House of Square
Martin, House of Stuchiner
Rocky, House of Touchstone
Natasha, House of Trujillo
Linda, House of Underhill
Zoe, House of Weinberger
Philbert, House of Willhite
Mocha, House of Wickler/Cook

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