My Akwizishun day!

Hihi Kitties!

The 17th will be da sekund annifurversary ov mine akwizshun day; itz
been two yeers since I met my hooman!

He came to my old meowmie luking fur a liddle boy kitten, but I
sneaked in da rum, and stole hiz heart!

An itz been a wunnerful two yeers!

Dat day - da 17th - iz also Louise's birfday and da start of da
Jellicle Ball, so Louise an I is celebratink early.

We'd likes to infit all ov you to 'port offur to Lake Louise, where
Louise an I iz throwink a liddle party for da kommunity. It'll be
katered by da FluffyKitz Gurlz, and we'll haff a small band fur
dancing an lissening.

Hope to see yourownselves dere!

Meow, Anais! Happy Akwisition Day!

Kitty Schottland VC, Capt. Midnight DOC, & Lilith Kitten-Mahoney

"Tabitha Fluffytail Mahoney" wrote in
message news
Hihi, kitties! I'z so sorry we'z late - mine Paw has been
hafing pooter
problems at work, so him has been really bad bout hims
sekretarial dooties.

Sammy, Amelia, would you roll doze carts in here, pleeze?

[Sammy and Amelia start pushing in cart after cart of yummy
snacks. Tuna
rolls, salmon rolls, shrimp snacks, lobster dishes, roasted ear
of Sooven,
dozens of different kinds of kibble and canned food, dozens of
other
dishes, both hot and cold.]

Mme. Anais, Louise, here iz a plate fur each of you. I hope I
getted you'z
favorite foods. If I missed anyfing, let me know and bring you
what you
like.

I'll bet Rebecca is already here, getting things organized.
I'll see if I
can find herownself.

Tabitha

Pitooonya comes in rolling a freezer-cart ful ov MiceKreem© an
Meowzsickkulz©
Lemme kno wen yu ar reddy furr dezert.

In addishun, I mayde a MiceKreem Birfday Cake firr eech of Anais
an Louise. Ovkorze, day ar in da shape of Mickey Meouwse!

Pitoonya, AKA Sweetee

On Sun, 16 Oct 2005 11:17:01 -0700, Sylvia M.'s little, agile paws
typed:

Pitooonya comes in rolling a freezer-cart ful ov MiceKreem© an
Meowzsickkulz©
Lemme kno wen yu ar reddy furr dezert.

In addishun, I mayde a MiceKreem Birfday Cake firr eech of Anais
an Louise. Ovkorze, day ar in da shape of Mickey Meouwse!

Pitoonya, AKA Sweetee

Pitoonya!

Dats such a luffly cake! headbutt Fangu so much fur dat luffly,
luffly cake! I betz itz delicious too!
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
10/16/2005 3:32:10 PM
anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com

Whut famis moobie, Unka Adam?

Rebecca

"Adam" wrote in message
...
Dat day - da 17th - iz also Louise's birfday and da start of da
Jellicle Ball, so Louise an I is celebratink early.

Hoomin note: Louise's actual birthday is unknown, but Oct 17, 1995 is
correct to within a few months either way. It was chosen because Oct 17
1955 is the birth date of Louise Elizabeth Sawyer, for whom she is named.
(The SPCA rescued two girlkitties and named them after the famous movie.)

Unca Adam

Dat day - da 17th - iz also Louise's birfday and da start of da
Jellicle Ball, so Louise an I is celebratink early.

Meow, Anais! Happy Akwisition Day!

Kitty Schottland VC, Capt. Midnight DOC, & Lilith Kitten-Mahoney

I bin snubbed. HISSSSSPIT!!!

"Lovable Louise"

In addishun, I mayde a MiceKreem Birfday Cake firr eech of Anais
an Louise. Ovkorze, day ar in da shape of Mickey Meouwse!

Pitoonya, AKA Sweetee

Fangu!

Louise

"Thelma and Louise"

Rebecca wrote:
Whut famis moobie, Unka Adam?

Rebecca

"Adam" wrote in message
...

Dat day - da 17th - iz also Louise's birfday and da start of da
Jellicle Ball, so Louise an I is celebratink early.

Hoomin note: Louise's actual birthday is unknown, but Oct 17, 1995 is
correct to within a few months either way. It was chosen because Oct 17
1955 is the birth date of Louise Elizabeth Sawyer, for whom she is named.
(The SPCA rescued two girlkitties and named them after the famous movie.)

Unca Adam

I haznt seen dat one. Duz it hab kitteez innit?

Rebecca

"Adam" wrote in message
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"Thelma and Louise"

Rebecca wrote:
Whut famis moobie, Unka Adam?

Rebecca

"Adam" wrote in message
...

Dat day - da 17th - iz also Louise's birfday and da start of da
Jellicle Ball, so Louise an I is celebratink early.

Hoomin note: Louise's actual birthday is unknown, but Oct 17, 1995 is
correct to within a few months either way. It was chosen because Oct 17
1955 is the birth date of Louise Elizabeth Sawyer, for whom she is named.
(The SPCA rescued two girlkitties and named them after the famous movie.)

Unca Adam

HELLOOOOOOOO MEOOOOOWWW. Oops. Hello Mme. Anais and happy
akwiz-ak-akwizzishun day. Wot iz that? It must be good if yew git a
prtee fur it. Meowmie sez to gif yew this prezent. Itz a little
velvet pouch fur holding nip. Iz ther nip at this partee?

Little Kitty, noo gurlkitty in town

No kitties in it, just two tuffgurlhoomins named Thelma and Louise.

Unca Adam

Rebecca wrote:
I haznt seen dat one. Duz it hab kitteez innit?

Rebecca

"Adam" wrote in message
...

"Thelma and Louise"

Rebecca wrote:

Whut famis moobie, Unka Adam?

Rebecca