Spiritual Entity Acting Most Unusually

Greetings.

I am Qui Xeng.

I am a monk living high in the mountains of Tibet.

The problem is as follows:

We levitate a good bit here as part of our daily ritual. Of course, this
ability is outside the range of the vast mass of humanity..We achieve this
level by a daily ritual of prayer and fasting.

However, FreeSpirit has now learned to levitate too..and has begun to
levitate up and over our new beds and lounges that we carted here all the
way from Ikea in Katmandu...shedding and urinating on them.

What is to be done with FreeSpirit short of tieing him down?

We do not want to restrain FreeSpirit's free spirit.

Thank you so much for your response.

Most Gratefully,
Qui Xeng

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"Qui Xeng via CatKB.com" wrote:

Greetings.
I am Qui Xeng.

Welcome grasshopper.

I am a monk living high in the mountains of Tibet.
The problem is as follows:
We levitate a good bit here as part of our daily ritual. Of
course, this ability is outside the range of the vast mass of
humanity..

Internet users can do that and much more.

However, FreeSpirit has now learned to levitate too..and has
begun to levitate up and over our new beds and lounges that we
carted here all the way from Ikea in Katmandu...shedding and
urinating on them. What is to be done with FreeSpirit short of
tieing him down? We do not want to restrain FreeSpirit's free
spirit.

Levitate the beds and lounges at the same time?






Thank you so much for your response.

Most Gratefully,
Qui Xeng

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Subject: Spiritual Entity Acting Most Unusually
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Qui Xeng via CatKB.com wrote:

Greetings.

snip

I suggest a good pair of cement overshoes will take care of all your
problems.

Didn't realise they had an Ikea in Katmandu, hope it's better than the
Tottenham one lol