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  #21  
Old May 24th 05, 04:04 PM
Miss Violette
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I wish they would just forget about the TED, Miss Violette, who hasn't heard
them make the appointment yet
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Miss Violette wrote:
it took a long time and there are still some things they do not

understand,
like why TV tried to hide the card from the TED in the letterbox,

like we
can't read, Miss Violette, not liking seeing that card


We can always tell that card because of the smell!!!! It smells like
TED's office!

Chester, Clarence and Nathan



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Old June 7th 05, 04:05 AM
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Miss Violette wrote:
I wish they would just forget about the TED, Miss Violette, who hasn't heard
them make the appointment yet


Maybe they will!

Chester, Clarence and Nathan, also hoping

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Old June 7th 05, 09:06 PM
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They did NOT forget, Miss Violette, cranky at the memory
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Miss Violette wrote:
I wish they would just forget about the TED, Miss Violette, who hasn't

heard
them make the appointment yet


Maybe they will!

Chester, Clarence and Nathan, also hoping



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Old June 8th 05, 04:15 AM
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Miss Violette wrote:
They did NOT forget, Miss Violette, cranky at the memory


What did they do to you????

Chester, Clarence and Nathan, very concerned

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Old June 8th 05, 10:12 AM
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first the day before we all got manicures, we all hate this but since furry
got portable fur we can't use the very claws he is clipping to get away,
Then we all got put into kitty jail and hauled 35 miles to TED in the metal
monster. We all got shot and there is a suspicious package on the secretary
that looks like flea goop which I am sure will get put on us, She poked all
of us and weighed us and Tiger got blood stolen. She said my heart murmur
is doing fine but TV now has a very bad one she can hear from both sides.
Miss Violette, beginning to worry a bit now
ClowderCat wrote in message
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Miss Violette wrote:
They did NOT forget, Miss Violette, cranky at the memory


What did they do to you????

Chester, Clarence and Nathan, very concerned



  #26  
Old July 7th 05, 02:36 AM
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Miss Violette wrote:
first the day before we all got manicures, we all hate this but since furry
got portable fur we can't use the very claws he is clipping to get away,
Then we all got put into kitty jail and hauled 35 miles to TED in the metal
monster. We all got shot and there is a suspicious package on the secretary
that looks like flea goop which I am sure will get put on us, She poked all
of us and weighed us and Tiger got blood stolen. She said my heart murmur
is doing fine but TV now has a very bad one she can hear from both sides.
Miss Violette, beginning to worry a bit now


That sounds horrible!!!!! Why would they go to all that trouble to do
those horrible things to you when you don't need them?

What's portable fur?

We're going to purr for your and TV's heart murmurs to get better.

Chester, Clarence and Nathan

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Old July 7th 05, 07:24 AM
Miss Violette
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thank you for purring for us, I feel fine and TV gets tired sometimes, he is
supposed to lose weight and exercise more but he isn't cooperating on either
of those.

generally portable fur is what they put on to go out of the house because
they don't have fur to cover themselves. This particular portable fur is
called "coveralls" It is very thick and we can't dig into it and get him,

Miss Violette
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Miss Violette wrote:
first the day before we all got manicures, we all hate this but since

furry
got portable fur we can't use the very claws he is clipping to get away,
Then we all got put into kitty jail and hauled 35 miles to TED in the

metal
monster. We all got shot and there is a suspicious package on the

secretary
that looks like flea goop which I am sure will get put on us, She poked

all
of us and weighed us and Tiger got blood stolen. She said my heart

murmur
is doing fine but TV now has a very bad one she can hear from both

sides.
Miss Violette, beginning to worry a bit now


That sounds horrible!!!!! Why would they go to all that trouble to do
those horrible things to you when you don't need them?

What's portable fur?

We're going to purr for your and TV's heart murmurs to get better.

Chester, Clarence and Nathan



  #28  
Old July 7th 05, 02:52 PM
Mme. Anaïs ^..^
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On 6 Jul 2005 18:36:10 -0700, ClowderCat wrote:


What's portable fur?


Datz meow-chat fur hooman clothink...


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Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
7/7/2005 9:51:41 AM
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Old July 7th 05, 02:54 PM
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On Wed, 8 Jun 2005 04:12:58 -0500, Miss Violette wrote:

She said my heart murmur
is doing fine but TV now has a very bad one she can hear from both sides.
Miss Violette, beginning to worry a bit now


Oh my towz! I must haff missed dis post da first time around! I'ze
surry to heer uv dis, an hopes dat both uv yur heartz iz gettink
betterer.

Iz yu boff OK????
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
7/7/2005 9:52:43 AM
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Old July 8th 05, 01:04 PM
Miss Violette
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we are fine for the moment, the ted just said the hoomans must watch our
weight, and not let TV play too rough*like he ever moves fast* Miss
Violette
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
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On Wed, 8 Jun 2005 04:12:58 -0500, Miss Violette wrote:

She said my heart murmur
is doing fine but TV now has a very bad one she can hear from both

sides.
Miss Violette, beginning to worry a bit now


Oh my towz! I must haff missed dis post da first time around! I'ze
surry to heer uv dis, an hopes dat both uv yur heartz iz gettink
betterer.

Iz yu boff OK????
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
7/7/2005 9:52:43 AM
anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com



 




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