Thuh Grate Nip Rescue

yo, Storm, yo, Red Rory, thuh violent here!. Einstein's in charge here -I
ain't good at in charge - grunt work, wet work, gimme a holler - catagement
skills...nah.
Red Rory
Gimmee dat - sheesh! (Einstein rips radio phone offa Red) Einstein here, in
charge here ennyway. Where are yu located Storm?
Einstein

: [Storm checks radio communication with Red Rory and others on the groud
: at the target.]
:
:
: ~Emma sees hangar door open and tiptoes that direction, slipping inside
: unnoticed~
:
:
: "Storm and Skye" wrote in message
: . ..
:
:
: [back a Major's hanger where all his planes and copters are still kept
: in tip-top condition and flown by Storm, Hunter, Skye, and Patrick, a
: handsome figure steps from the shadows who looks remarkably like the
: legendary Major. Attired in Major's flying suit and leather flying
: jacket, he waves the groud crew into action. He checks his watch,
: hoping his Great-Unkle Major's chief navigator arrives soon. Zizi is
: the best.]
:
: Ok. I just need to know what type of aircraft you need. Then, we can
: gas it up and get airborn.
:
: Storm
:
:
:
:

(Red Rory takes large bite outta Hunty's rump -Hunty leaps off)

Don nefur sit on me again you fat..er fluffy dam kat!
An' whut thuh Hell is dis warren stuff? I ain't no dam rabbit. I gotta catch
a plane.
Red Rory

Uhm what me own catradi-in-arms means is.... oh, furgive my manners, how do
yu do, I'm Einstein, a brite kat and you are..mmm..Skye? So pleezed
tameetcha. I believe we all wantta catch a plane for owr future fun and
toonas - Right?

Einstein

(Waves tail in friendly fashion known to kats world-wide)

: Keep to the topic, kid, and stop insulting my Phoebe.
:
: Hunty
:
: [orange/white half-meezer appears] MOTHER! Are you ok?
:
: Patrick, turning to glare at the offender
:
: [red/white 19 pound Maine Coon and Chief Justicat Skye appears, taking
: in the situation.]
:
: Do you need a warrant, Hunter?
:
: Skye, waiting to see what Red Rory does next - or not
:
:
: dam an' ain't yu got some grate taste. Fine lookin gal. Tayke gud keer
o'
: her or sumkat else mite.
: Red Rory (tail slightly bushed. After all, he weighs 20 pounds)
:
: : HEY! That's my winkwink you're messing with, sir.
: :
: : Hunter, turning so Red Rory can get a better look at his 23 pounds of
: : Maine Coon self
: :
: :
: : whooooooooa gud lookin, hey dere.
: : (Red Rory flicks his tail winsomely)
: :
: : : ~Phoebe walks by, notices the duds these dudes are wearing, and
: wanders
: : off,
: : : looking for the Texas Roadhouse.~
: : : Waaaaaaaay down in Central Texas, 2 tuff kats hunker down in sum
: Indian
: : : grass and plot. Einstein is a long haired hyuge Black Maine
Coon,
: the
: : : brains
: : : of the outfit. Red Rory is a hyuge red cat tuff and violent,
from
: the
: : mean
: : : fields of rural Texas.
: : :
: : : Einstein whispers
: : :
: : : Psst, guys, Jest herd sumthing wild. Ya' know that hyuge patch
of
: : : bio-engineered nip Sumkat been growin in Southern Catifornia?
Well
: : Sumkat
: : : skedaddled cuz hiz tail got singed. Stoopid coward (Einstein
spits
: his
: : : contempt) But it's gudgud fur us cuz we kin git it and sell it
and
: munch
: : : it
: : : an smoke it and...
: : : (Einstein's eyes roll into the back of his head with delight)
: : :
: : : Ain't no kat nefur, dont want sum of dat primo stuff. Me too.
But we
: : gonna
: : : need help.
: : : Red Rory
: : :
: : :
: : :
: : :
: : :
: :

Why fangu Snowflake - Ize got a hidden stash over here weze can sample while
weze counting boxes to make sure weze got lotz of baggies, and Ize mean
lotz.

Ize heard the boyz talking and this is one huge nip rescue theyze on. Ifn
what theyze said iz true weze will get enuf nip to meet communities needs
(and ourz of course) til ........

Now what do youze fink - should weze sell this nip to the community at a
furry gud price - youze know, a buy one get one free and then to outsiders
at a much more exorbitant price or have a small teaser tasting to entice
interest and build our clientele.

Puddi
(pondering the possibilities and asking advice)

--
Remove "spam" from addy to reply

On Nov 6, 1:54 pm, "Ellie" wrote:
May I help yoo, Emma?

ACK!!!! Shhhhh... you won't tell anywon yoo saw me, will yoo?
Emma, still hoping to make this work

Not iffen yoo doan want mee too. But why ar yoo hiding?

dons earphones and begins preflight checks

Tiny Tiger!! It's great to see you! Hop on, you can be the flight
engineer.

Yes, we're going to rescue some nip from fire.

Storm, glad to see Mahler's wifekitty again

snicker Maybee something from the Pawleen kullekshun wud fit

Be sure to put on your flight suits and helmets!

Storm, pointing to the long rack of equipment-

flight soots??

Ghost, looking at her well proportioned self and the suits on the
hangers.....

Reelee?

TT, flicking her all-too-sharp claws

Yore not introodin at all Misty. We can use lotsa help. Here's my plan.
whisper whisper I fink we should hide away, let them find thuh nip an
rescue it (in other wurds, let them do alla thuh hard work) and I am sure
once that happens they will get all nipped up. Then *WE* will sneak in
and..... uhhhh.... liberate thuh nip from them.
Emma, a tiny bit lazy

HISSSSSSPPPITTTTT!!! Did yoo just bite mine son?

TT

(Red Rory takes large bite outta Hunty's rump -Hunty leaps off)

Don nefur sit on me again you fat..er fluffy dam kat!
An' whut thuh Hell is dis warren stuff? I ain't no dam rabbit. I gotta catch
a plane.
Red Rory

I never had thuh opportoonity to meet Ms Pawleen, but I heard she was a
fyne cat and a grate ladee..

Ghost
snicker Maybee something from the Pawleen kullekshun wud fit

Be sure to put on your flight suits and helmets!

Storm, pointing to the long rack of equipment-

flight soots??

Ghost, looking at her well proportioned self and the suits on the
hangers.....

(Red muttters - o, damdamdam.) yo, Dad-o-son, Son sat on me. On mi hed!,
dammit an' I kood NOT BREATHE, ain't nuthin' left to do but die or bite, so,
I bit.
Ok? Sorree.
Red Rory

Wow
(Einstein very impressed - rare for Red to apologize)


: HISSSSSSPPPITTTTT!!! Did yoo just bite mine son?
:
:TT
:
: (Red Rory takes large bite outta Hunty's rump -Hunty leaps off)
:
: Don nefur sit on me again you fat..er fluffy dam kat!
: An' whut thuh Hell is dis warren stuff? I ain't no dam rabbit. I gotta
catch
: a plane.
: Red Rory
: