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Old May 14th 04, 07:30 AM
dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers
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It's breakfast time here at Chateau Simmons. Vernon is already at work - sat at
his computer, sorting out his day's events. Whilst doing this, he is munching
on a bowl of museli. Waffles has just got up from sitting next to me, has
strolled across the desks and sat next to Vernon. Vernon puts his spoon into
the bowl of museli. He lifts spoon with museli in it to put it in his mouth. At
the same time, Waffles put her head *in* the bowl and starts to eat....

I don't think she needs to attend any building assertiveness training workshops
in the near future. So kind of her to alow Vernon to have a spoonful of his
breakfast.

Cheers, helen s


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Old May 14th 04, 10:25 AM
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Vino likes my muesli too. Well, he likes the yoghurt that I put in my
muesli. He'll come up and hook his paw into my bowl and pull it towards
him! Cheeky little bugger!
--
Britta
Sandpaper kisses, a cuddle and a purr. I have an alarm clock that's covered
in fur!
Check out pictures of Vino at:
http://photos.yahoo.com/badwilson click on the Vino album



"dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers" wrote in
message ...
It's breakfast time here at Chateau Simmons. Vernon is already at work -

sat at
his computer, sorting out his day's events. Whilst doing this, he is

munching
on a bowl of museli. Waffles has just got up from sitting next to me, has
strolled across the desks and sat next to Vernon. Vernon puts his spoon

into
the bowl of museli. He lifts spoon with museli in it to put it in his

mouth. At
the same time, Waffles put her head *in* the bowl and starts to eat....

I don't think she needs to attend any building assertiveness training

workshops
in the near future. So kind of her to alow Vernon to have a spoonful of

his
breakfast.

Cheers, helen s


--This is an invalid email address to avoid spam--
to get correct one remove fame & fortune
**$om $

--Due to financial crisis the light at the end of the tunnel is switched

off--





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Old May 14th 04, 10:25 AM
badwilson
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Vino likes my muesli too. Well, he likes the yoghurt that I put in my
muesli. He'll come up and hook his paw into my bowl and pull it towards
him! Cheeky little bugger!
--
Britta
Sandpaper kisses, a cuddle and a purr. I have an alarm clock that's covered
in fur!
Check out pictures of Vino at:
http://photos.yahoo.com/badwilson click on the Vino album



"dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers" wrote in
message ...
It's breakfast time here at Chateau Simmons. Vernon is already at work -

sat at
his computer, sorting out his day's events. Whilst doing this, he is

munching
on a bowl of museli. Waffles has just got up from sitting next to me, has
strolled across the desks and sat next to Vernon. Vernon puts his spoon

into
the bowl of museli. He lifts spoon with museli in it to put it in his

mouth. At
the same time, Waffles put her head *in* the bowl and starts to eat....

I don't think she needs to attend any building assertiveness training

workshops
in the near future. So kind of her to alow Vernon to have a spoonful of

his
breakfast.

Cheers, helen s


--This is an invalid email address to avoid spam--
to get correct one remove fame & fortune
**$om $

--Due to financial crisis the light at the end of the tunnel is switched

off--





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Old May 14th 04, 01:08 PM
Christine Burel
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Ha! This scenario sounds like what's been going on at my house. How did
Vernon take it?
Christine
"dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers" wrote in
message ...
It's breakfast time here at Chateau Simmons. Vernon is already at work -

sat at
his computer, sorting out his day's events. Whilst doing this, he is

munching
on a bowl of museli. Waffles has just got up from sitting next to me, has
strolled across the desks and sat next to Vernon. Vernon puts his spoon

into
the bowl of museli. He lifts spoon with museli in it to put it in his

mouth. At
the same time, Waffles put her head *in* the bowl and starts to eat....

I don't think she needs to attend any building assertiveness training

workshops
in the near future. So kind of her to alow Vernon to have a spoonful of

his
breakfast.

Cheers, helen s


--This is an invalid email address to avoid spam--
to get correct one remove fame & fortune
**$om $

--Due to financial crisis the light at the end of the tunnel is switched

off--





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Old May 14th 04, 01:08 PM
Christine Burel
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Ha! This scenario sounds like what's been going on at my house. How did
Vernon take it?
Christine
"dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers" wrote in
message ...
It's breakfast time here at Chateau Simmons. Vernon is already at work -

sat at
his computer, sorting out his day's events. Whilst doing this, he is

munching
on a bowl of museli. Waffles has just got up from sitting next to me, has
strolled across the desks and sat next to Vernon. Vernon puts his spoon

into
the bowl of museli. He lifts spoon with museli in it to put it in his

mouth. At
the same time, Waffles put her head *in* the bowl and starts to eat....

I don't think she needs to attend any building assertiveness training

workshops
in the near future. So kind of her to alow Vernon to have a spoonful of

his
breakfast.

Cheers, helen s


--This is an invalid email address to avoid spam--
to get correct one remove fame & fortune
**$om $

--Due to financial crisis the light at the end of the tunnel is switched

off--





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Old May 14th 04, 01:08 PM
dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers
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Ha! This scenario sounds like what's been going on at my house. How did
Vernon take it?
Christine


All I am going to say...
.... he knows his place in the scheme of things ;-)

Cheers, helen s


--This is an invalid email address to avoid spam--
to get correct one remove fame & fortune
**$om $

--Due to financial crisis the light at the end of the tunnel is switched off--



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Old May 14th 04, 01:08 PM
dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers
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Ha! This scenario sounds like what's been going on at my house. How did
Vernon take it?
Christine


All I am going to say...
.... he knows his place in the scheme of things ;-)

Cheers, helen s


--This is an invalid email address to avoid spam--
to get correct one remove fame & fortune
**$om $

--Due to financial crisis the light at the end of the tunnel is switched off--



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Old May 14th 04, 02:32 PM
Marina
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"dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers" wrote
It's breakfast time here at Chateau Simmons. Vernon is already at work -

sat at
his computer, sorting out his day's events. Whilst doing this, he is

munching
on a bowl of museli. Waffles has just got up from sitting next to me, has
strolled across the desks and sat next to Vernon. Vernon puts his spoon

into
the bowl of museli. He lifts spoon with museli in it to put it in his

mouth. At
the same time, Waffles put her head *in* the bowl and starts to eat....

I don't think she needs to attend any building assertiveness training

workshops
in the near future. So kind of her to alow Vernon to have a spoonful of

his
breakfast.


LOL! No uncertainty there about who rules the roo... err house.

Frank is all hot and bothered at the thought of Waffles being strong and
assertive.

--
Marina, Frank and Nikki
Email marina (dot) kurten (at) pp (dot) inet (dot) fi
Pics at http://uk.f1.pg.photos.yahoo.com/frankiennikki

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Old May 14th 04, 02:32 PM
Marina
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"dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers" wrote
It's breakfast time here at Chateau Simmons. Vernon is already at work -

sat at
his computer, sorting out his day's events. Whilst doing this, he is

munching
on a bowl of museli. Waffles has just got up from sitting next to me, has
strolled across the desks and sat next to Vernon. Vernon puts his spoon

into
the bowl of museli. He lifts spoon with museli in it to put it in his

mouth. At
the same time, Waffles put her head *in* the bowl and starts to eat....

I don't think she needs to attend any building assertiveness training

workshops
in the near future. So kind of her to alow Vernon to have a spoonful of

his
breakfast.


LOL! No uncertainty there about who rules the roo... err house.

Frank is all hot and bothered at the thought of Waffles being strong and
assertive.

--
Marina, Frank and Nikki
Email marina (dot) kurten (at) pp (dot) inet (dot) fi
Pics at http://uk.f1.pg.photos.yahoo.com/frankiennikki

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Old May 14th 04, 03:52 PM
Sherry
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Vino likes my muesli too. Well, he likes the yoghurt that I put in my
muesli. He'll come up and hook his paw into my bowl and pull it towards
him! Cheeky little bugger!
--
Britta


Well, my poor disadvantaged cats don't know what muesli is. They're Cheerio
fiends, though. :-)
Sherry
 




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