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*Yowie grasps large dead, fish and thwaps Helen soundly for coming uo with
the mere thought* Yowie Gosh - you've just discovered my favourite fetish. Hit me with that fish again girl! ;-) Cheers, helen s --This is an invalid email address to avoid spam-- to get correct one remove fame & fortune **$om $ --Due to financial crisis the light at the end of the tunnel is switched off-- |
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LOL, the saggy baggies, as I call them, make the guys look like they
need a diaper change. I often find myself laughing at the more extreme forms of dress. Pam S. Yeah, *but*.... you can't forget our polyester-double-knit hot pants, usually in chartreuse or screaming orange. Sheesh. I'm embarrassed just thinking about them. Sherry |
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Hash: SHA1 On Tue, 30 Mar 2004 21:57:12 GMT, Tanada wrote: Steve Touchstone wrote: Well, and maybe choice in clothes, too. I can't understand the boys wearing pants halfway down the buttcheeks, and some of the outfits girls copy from MTV. OTOH, I'm seem to remember my parents felt the same way about high schoolers in my day. LOL, the saggy baggies, as I call them, make the guys look like they need a diaper change. I often find myself laughing at the more extreme forms of dress. Pam S. That reminds me of a slightly racy joke. A guy goes to the beach, and notices that the girls are paying much more attention to one of his friends than they are to him. He asked his friend what his secret was. The friend told him, "Buy a potato and stick in in your swimming trunks." He tried this the next day, to no success. Not only did he not attract girls, but they seemed to be actively trying to avoid him. He asked his friend what he had done wrong. His friend said, "You idiot, the potato goes in the front!". -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: PGPfreeware 7.0.3 for non-commercial use http://www.pgp.com iQA/AwUBQGnzZjMYPge5L34aEQIdjwCgn9AiJC2Q16SdwRiaewOj1j z98BQAoK0C +oDBSCLzrwXUtI8oEBtjKk/H =z6kq -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- -- John F. Eldredge -- PGP key available from http://pgp.mit.edu "Reserve your right to think, for even to think wrongly is better than not to think at all." -- Hypatia of Alexandria |
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don't know if this is a real Arabic curse, but I heard it in
college, and it's my favorite: "May the fleas of a thousand camels come to nest in your crotch!" Ginger-lyn ROFL! You'd *really* have to dislike someone to wish that on them. Remind me to never make you mad!! :-) Sherry |
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Hash: SHA1 On Tue, 30 Mar 2004 22:00:39 GMT, Tanada wrote: David Yehudah wrote: I guess it depends on which kids you're exposed to. When I taught 8th grade English and Spanish here in SoCal, some of them seemed to go out of their way to be obnoxious and bratty. Of course, not all did; some were a pleasure to be around. Eighth graders are humans?!! I'm impressed that you think so. Actually, most eighth graders I've worked with are fairly decently behaved. As I said earlier, there's always that 5% that are so asocial that they shouldn't be allowed out without a leash and muzzle. Well, I won't go so far as to say that I needed a muzzle in eighth grade, but I certainly had a smart mouth at that age (sometimes in situations where, in retrospect, it would have been in my best interest to keep my mouth shut). -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: PGPfreeware 7.0.3 for non-commercial use http://www.pgp.com iQA/AwUBQGn0jTMYPge5L34aEQIp9wCfWqKoyDdVtaUjSjRjBOSH7A 6xJ2sAn3TF cduGKsPV3lSnIR+M8O32YaNk =Midx -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- -- John F. Eldredge -- PGP key available from http://pgp.mit.edu "Reserve your right to think, for even to think wrongly is better than not to think at all." -- Hypatia of Alexandria |
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What they didn't know was that the sub who took my place for three
weeks, Patty, was my wife! She gave them a lot of grief, i.e., made them work hard, and they never knew why. :-) Tanada wrote: David Yehudah wrote: That's when I had my first heart attack. They carried me out of the classroom on a stretcher into a waiting ambulance, and the kids were celebrating. The little b*ggers were probably already planning the grief they were going to give the sub. I hope they gave the kids grief instead. You made them work, Dave, and some kids are totally lazy no matter what you do. |
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Jette Goldie wrote:
Oh thanks - I'm flying on Sunday too! And I have to take two planes ..... one from Glasgow to Newark and one from Newark to Orlando. You're going to Florida on Sunday? So am I. This will be the first time I've flown in about 2 years - I'm nervous. I've always had a fear of flying, but when I do it frequently, I sort of get used to it. Also, I'm going to see some family members that I don't have the best relationship with, so I'm pretty nervous about that, too. There'll be no shortage of cats, though! Joyce |
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Kinky! I like that.
dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers wrote: *Yowie grasps large dead, fish and thwaps Helen soundly for coming uo with the mere thought* Yowie Gosh - you've just discovered my favourite fetish. Hit me with that fish again girl! ;-) Cheers, helen s --This is an invalid email address to avoid spam-- to get correct one remove fame & fortune **$om $ --Due to financial crisis the light at the end of the tunnel is switched off-- |
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"Sherry " wrote in message ... don't know if this is a real Arabic curse, but I heard it in college, and it's my favorite: "May the fleas of a thousand camels come to nest in your crotch!" Ginger-lyn I have heard one similar to that: May the fleas of a thousand syphilic camels infest your armpits! (my 12th grade english teacher was of Lebanese descent.) He also used to threaten the class with the "Lebanese Sleeper Hold" - you take your opponents head and stuff it into your armpit. Guaranteed to knock them out! Patti |
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On Tue, 30 Mar 2004 13:57:11 +0100, "Adrian"
yodeled: Steve Touchstone wrote: On Sun, 28 Mar 2004 18:20:17 GMT, Tanada wrote: Sorry Dave, I have to differ with you on this one. I don't know if it's the school, the area of the country, having so many military parents (though I don't really notice a difference in behavior) or if I'm just lucky, but most of the kids I work with are very respectful. Of course there are the 5% that you find in any group that should be fed to the loo or their parents given retro-active birth control. But the majority are polite, and well enough behaved. They just aren't as zombie like as we were when I was in school. I enjoy their energy and zeal for what they believe in. The only problem I have is their choices in music. Pam S. Well, and maybe choice in clothes, too. I can't understand the boys wearing pants halfway down the buttcheeks, and some of the outfits girls copy from MTV. OTOH, I'm seem to remember my parents felt the same way about high schoolers in my day. I think parents have been saying the same sort of thing for thousands of years, and no doubt will continue to in the future. Oh please. How much further is there to go before nobody is wearing anything more than a couple of strands of dental floss? If someone wanted to do something really different, they'd have to start from scratch and get all covered up again. Theresa alt.tv.frasier FAQ: http://www.im-listening.net/FAQ/ Single-mindedness is all very well in cows or baboons; in an animal claiming to belong to the same species as Shakespeare it is simply disgraceful. (Aldous Huxley) |
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