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rainin bakum!!!
ok so der we wuz juzt sittin arownd watchin da hoominz eatz like great huge
beaglez... trudi was honkin beclawz she smelled ham anna kottage cheeze, storrmmee wuz watin fur sum eggz, an me, I minesef wuz juzt hopin dey wuld drop sumfin... den soft went to da nuker box anna whut duz i smell but bakum, anna lots ofit, soft sayz two sammichez wurf... she iz walkin arownd da breefazt bar anna herown hand twitchez anna i getz bakum rained all ofur minesef, how kule iz dat, den instead of 'lowin hersef ta let me hep her klean of da mezz she puts da three skimpy slizes left onna pwate onna breefazt bar anna she pikz upsa rained on minesef bakum an wunt let me eat anee, i iz gettin a komplez, chester |
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rainin bakum!!!
On 11/17/2011 08:00 AM, Storrmmee wrote:
ok so der we wuz juzt sittin arownd watchin da hoominz eatz like great huge beaglez... trudi was honkin beclawz she smelled ham anna kottage cheeze, storrmmee wuz watin fur sum eggz, an me, I minesef wuz juzt hopin dey wuld drop sumfin... den soft went to da nuker box anna whut duz i smell but bakum, anna lots ofit, soft sayz two sammichez wurf... she iz walkin arownd da breefazt bar anna herown hand twitchez anna i getz bakum rained all ofur minesef, how kule iz dat, den instead of 'lowin hersef ta let me hep her klean of da mezz she puts da three skimpy slizes left onna pwate onna breefazt bar anna she pikz upsa rained on minesef bakum an wunt let me eat anee, i iz gettin a komplez, chester WOW! dat maks mee hungi! betr luk nex tym. TuTu |
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rainin bakum!!!
well i did skore a small chunck she didn't find wif herown paw, but furree
pointed owt i wuz eatin it so she taked it away furm me, nezt time i iz eatin fazter, din ifin i hurkez it up it will surf hersef rite, chester still powtin "MLB" wrote in message ... On 11/17/2011 08:00 AM, Storrmmee wrote: ok so der we wuz juzt sittin arownd watchin da hoominz eatz like great huge beaglez... trudi was honkin beclawz she smelled ham anna kottage cheeze, storrmmee wuz watin fur sum eggz, an me, I minesef wuz juzt hopin dey wuld drop sumfin... den soft went to da nuker box anna whut duz i smell but bakum, anna lots ofit, soft sayz two sammichez wurf... she iz walkin arownd da breefazt bar anna herown hand twitchez anna i getz bakum rained all ofur minesef, how kule iz dat, den instead of 'lowin hersef ta let me hep her klean of da mezz she puts da three skimpy slizes left onna pwate onna breefazt bar anna she pikz upsa rained on minesef bakum an wunt let me eat anee, i iz gettin a komplez, chester WOW! dat maks mee hungi! betr luk nex tym. TuTu |
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rainin bakum!!!
On Thu, 17 Nov 2011 09:00:08 -0600, Storrmmee wrote:
ok so der we wuz juzt sittin arownd watchin da hoominz eatz like great huge beaglez... trudi was honkin beclawz she smelled ham anna kottage cheeze, storrmmee wuz watin fur sum eggz, an me, I minesef wuz juzt hopin dey wuld drop sumfin... den soft went to da nuker box anna whut duz i smell but bakum, anna lots ofit, soft sayz two sammichez wurf... she iz walkin arownd da breefazt bar anna herown hand twitchez anna i getz bakum rained all ofur minesef, how kule iz dat, den instead of 'lowin hersef ta let me hep her klean of da mezz she puts da three skimpy slizes left onna pwate onna breefazt bar anna she pikz upsa rained on minesef bakum an wunt let me eat anee, i iz gettin a komplez, chester That's just not fair! If good food falls on the floor, or especially if it falls on top of a cat, then it belongs to the cat! I have trouble teaching my humans that lesson too. And I've given up even trying to teach the Dog-beast that floor-food belongs to the cats. Amelia the severely undernourished |
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rainin bakum!!!
i thinkz ifin we hadda d*g ann it eated mine fudz i wuld haffa wop itzown
noze, chester horrified atta thote "Amelia T Cat" wrote in message ... On Thu, 17 Nov 2011 09:00:08 -0600, Storrmmee wrote: ok so der we wuz juzt sittin arownd watchin da hoominz eatz like great huge beaglez... trudi was honkin beclawz she smelled ham anna kottage cheeze, storrmmee wuz watin fur sum eggz, an me, I minesef wuz juzt hopin dey wuld drop sumfin... den soft went to da nuker box anna whut duz i smell but bakum, anna lots ofit, soft sayz two sammichez wurf... she iz walkin arownd da breefazt bar anna herown hand twitchez anna i getz bakum rained all ofur minesef, how kule iz dat, den instead of 'lowin hersef ta let me hep her klean of da mezz she puts da three skimpy slizes left onna pwate onna breefazt bar anna she pikz upsa rained on minesef bakum an wunt let me eat anee, i iz gettin a komplez, chester That's just not fair! If good food falls on the floor, or especially if it falls on top of a cat, then it belongs to the cat! I have trouble teaching my humans that lesson too. And I've given up even trying to teach the Dog-beast that floor-food belongs to the cats. Amelia the severely undernourished |
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rainin bakum!!!
On Thu, 17 Nov 2011 10:31:47 -0600, Storrmmee wrote:
i thinkz ifin we hadda d*g ann it eated mine fudz i wuld haffa wop itzown noze, chester horrified atta thote 'zactly. If Starr da Dogg tries to steal mineown food I whap her head so fast and so hard it sounds like a drum concert. Harri |
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rainin bakum!!!
iz juzt gwad we duzint haf one of doze thingz, chester, thinking a drum
koncert mite be nize wif doze bagpipez "Harri Roadcat" wrote in message ... On Thu, 17 Nov 2011 10:31:47 -0600, Storrmmee wrote: i thinkz ifin we hadda d*g ann it eated mine fudz i wuld haffa wop itzown noze, chester horrified atta thote 'zactly. If Starr da Dogg tries to steal mineown food I whap her head so fast and so hard it sounds like a drum concert. Harri |
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rainin bakum!!!
On Nov 17, 10:00*am, "Storrmmee" wrote:
ok so der we wuz juzt sittin arownd watchin da hoominz eatz like great huge beaglez... Wow, Chester, yooo certanwee haff command ob da languich. "eatz like great huge beaglez" is sutsh a perfek descripshum ob hoomins, espeshully Uncl Bill. It is troolly poetical. WooToo trudi was honkin beclawz she smelled ham anna kottage cheeze, storrmmee wuz watin fur sum eggz, an me, I minesef wuz juzt hopin dey wuld drop sumfin... den soft went to da nuker box anna whut duz i smell but bakum, anna lots ofit, soft sayz two sammichez wurf... she iz walkin arownd da breefazt bar anna herown hand twitchez anna i getz bakum rained all ofur minesef, how kule iz dat, den instead of 'lowin hersef ta let me hep her klean of da mezz she puts da three skimpy slizes left onna pwate onna breefazt bar anna she pikz upsa rained on minesef bakum an wunt let me eat anee, i iz gettin a komplez, chester Ann shee still haz a HAND? Missy We feelz four yoor perdikamend. -- WooToo an Missy |
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rainin bakum!!!
da onlee rezun hersef still haza hand iz dat der iz onlee two NO rulez fur
kitteez anna one of dem iz bitin, diz can cawze a twip to da brige, juzt azk urown favurite mancat how kloze himsef camed to a twip to da brige, ofurwize i wulda knawed off herown fingerz, but i did kurze at hersef fur qwite a while, chester "Will in New Haven" wrote in message ... On Nov 17, 10:00 am, "Storrmmee" wrote: ok so der we wuz juzt sittin arownd watchin da hoominz eatz like great huge beaglez... Wow, Chester, yooo certanwee haff command ob da languich. "eatz like great huge beaglez" is sutsh a perfek descripshum ob hoomins, espeshully Uncl Bill. It is troolly poetical. WooToo trudi was honkin beclawz she smelled ham anna kottage cheeze, storrmmee wuz watin fur sum eggz, an me, I minesef wuz juzt hopin dey wuld drop sumfin... den soft went to da nuker box anna whut duz i smell but bakum, anna lots ofit, soft sayz two sammichez wurf... she iz walkin arownd da breefazt bar anna herown hand twitchez anna i getz bakum rained all ofur minesef, how kule iz dat, den instead of 'lowin hersef ta let me hep her klean of da mezz she puts da three skimpy slizes left onna pwate onna breefazt bar anna she pikz upsa rained on minesef bakum an wunt let me eat anee, i iz gettin a komplez, chester Ann shee still haz a HAND? Missy We feelz four yoor perdikamend. -- WooToo an Missy |
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rainin bakum!!!
On Nov 17, 4:51*pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
*iz juzt gwad we duzint haf one of doze thingz, chester, thinking a drum koncert mite be nize wif doze bagpipez"Harri Roadcat" wrote in message ... On Thu, 17 Nov 2011 10:31:47 -0600, Storrmmee wrote: i thinkz ifin we hadda d*g ann it eated mine fudz i wuld haffa wop itzown noze, chester horrified atta thote 'zactly. If Starr da Dogg tries to steal mineown food I whap her head so fast and so hard it sounds like a drum concert. Harri A little flash of tartan appears then just as quickly disappears. |
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