In Dijon!

It seemz dat da nite befur we left Paris, sum unidentified
kitties
tunneled under Cartier and broke into da vault, takink offur
a millyan
toonas wurth uv prescious jools! It seemz dat dey got away
leafink only
empty cans of Fancy Feets an a few cigarette butts behind.

Weren't those kittiez sitting with the litter saleskitties in
the train car smokers also?

Capt. Midnight DOC

Weren't those kittiez sitting with the litter saleskitties in
the train car smokers also?

Capt. Midnight DOC

Why yes, I beleef dey was!

Sammy

On Sat, 18 Dec 2004 23:16:44 -0600, Miss Violette wrote:


I wuuld like ta haf watefur you iz hafin, did i Seez duck onna menu? Tiger

I wuuld lika shrimpee inna white nip sauce, TV smooches cleopatras cheek

turns to bistro owner "Patron, s'il vous plait. Tiger will haff da
confit of duck; Cleopatra an I'll haff da cassolette, an' TV will haff
shrimpeez in white nip sauce. I think a nice Bourgeon will be fine also."

Well kitteez, what do yourownselves tink uv dat jool robbery?
--
Purrs,

Mlle. Anaïs
12/19/2004 5:09:14 PM
anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com

Weren't those kittiez sitting with the litter saleskitties
in the train car smokers also?

Capt. Midnight DOC

Why yes, I beleef dey was!

Sammy

We'd better watch them from a distance. Keep your head down,
so as to appear inconspicuous.

Capt. Midnight
Police Kitty

We'd better watch them from a distance. Keep your head down,
so as to appear inconspicuous.

Capt. Midnight
Police Kitty

[Sammy kitten, who had been studying them intently, suddenly drops his
head and studies his cute white feet]

Gotcha, Capum! I suspect dey's up to somefing.

Sammy

On Sun, 19 Dec 2004 05:27:08 -0600, Miss Violette wrote:



I wuz glad ta doit, we iz such furtunate kittyz itz onliest rite we hep, TV,
smooch bak

Dats a furry gud attitude, TV. You an Tiger haz heartz uv gold.

the waiter sets their food in front of them, and opens, then pours the
wine. The door of the bistro opens, and a large, middle-aged cat walks in.
He is dressed in a dark-blue pinstriped suit and a snap-brimmed fedora. His
tie is held with a large diamond stick-pin, and an even larger diamond ring
is on his right paw. In Italian-accented French, he asks the waiter if he
speaks Italian. When the waiter says "si", he tell the waiter in Italian:
"Can you serve me a quick lunch? I'm boarding the Orient Eggspress to get
back to Italy, but haven't had time to check in, so I need to eat quickly."
The waiter seats him, and hurries to the kitchen

"Datz odd" says Tiger. "I didn't knoze dattid you can get on da Orient
Eggspress 'cept in Paris or Istanbul."

"Hmmm, yes, that is odd," says Cleo.

Anaïs looks at the newcomer for a minute or two, than says under her
breath: "Izn't dat Gaetano Tartuffo, da head of La Kitty Nostra?" I tink
I'ze remembfur hiz piksure frum da noospapers..."

--
Purrs,

Mlle. Anaïs
12/20/2004 10:27:51 AM
anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com

Mlle. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
news
On Sat, 18 Dec 2004 23:16:44 -0600, Miss Violette wrote:


I wuuld like ta haf watefur you iz hafin, did i Seez duck onna menu?
Tiger

I wuuld lika shrimpee inna white nip sauce, TV smooches cleopatras cheek

turns to bistro owner "Patron, s'il vous plait. Tiger will haff da
confit of duck; Cleopatra an I'll haff da cassolette, an' TV will haff
shrimpeez in white nip sauce. I think a nice Bourgeon will be fine also."

Well kitteez, what do yourownselves tink uv dat jool robbery?
--
Purrs,

Mlle. Anaïs
12/19/2004 5:09:14 PM
anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com

I am shocked, mostcatz iz honest so I duzint know whata think, Tiger, with
tiger nodding and eatin da nip chipz offa table

Mlle. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
...
On Sun, 19 Dec 2004 05:27:08 -0600, Miss Violette wrote:



I wuz glad ta doit, we iz such furtunate kittyz itz onliest rite we hep,
TV,
smooch bak

Dats a furry gud attitude, TV. You an Tiger haz heartz uv gold.

the waiter sets their food in front of them, and opens, then pours the
wine. The door of the bistro opens, and a large, middle-aged cat walks in.
He is dressed in a dark-blue pinstriped suit and a snap-brimmed fedora.
His
tie is held with a large diamond stick-pin, and an even larger diamond
ring
is on his right paw. In Italian-accented French, he asks the waiter if he
speaks Italian. When the waiter says "si", he tell the waiter in Italian:
"Can you serve me a quick lunch? I'm boarding the Orient Eggspress to get
back to Italy, but haven't had time to check in, so I need to eat
quickly."
The waiter seats him, and hurries to the kitchen

"Datz odd" says Tiger. "I didn't knoze dattid you can get on da Orient
Eggspress 'cept in Paris or Istanbul."

"Hmmm, yes, that is odd," says Cleo.

Anaïs looks at the newcomer for a minute or two, than says under her
breath: "Izn't dat Gaetano Tartuffo, da head of La Kitty Nostra?" I tink
I'ze remembfur hiz piksure frum da noospapers..."

--
Purrs,

Mlle. Anaïs
12/20/2004 10:27:51 AM
anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com

tiger stares discretely, it sure iz himself, I duzint likez dis at all
Tiger and TV instnctifly move closer to their ladycatz

tiger stares discretely, it sure iz himself, I duzint likez dis at all
Tiger and TV instnctifly move closer to their ladycatz

[Cleopatra shivers a little and cuddles closer to TV]

I *don't* like this! Too many suspicious goings-on. This *definitely*
requires an investigation!

Cleopatra

It seemz dat da nite befur we left Paris, sum unidentified
kitties
tunneled under Cartier and broke into da vault, takink
offur a millyan
toonas wurth uv prescious jools! It seemz dat dey got away
leafink only
empty cans of Fancy Feets an a few cigarette butts behind.

Boy, we missed all uv da ecksitment!

Hmmmm, I sure hope we did.

growling under her breath and planning to talk to Capt
Midnight about this news

Did I hear mine name called?

Capt. Midnight DOC
Police Kitty