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  #1  
Old November 17th 11, 07:25 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
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Default Diss is Unaxeptabobble

Da uther gnite, da doggies tookd Uncl Bill four his wok. An DEN hee is
sposd two:

Giff dem cookies if dey bin gudgud.
Put widdl Samanfa on her mommy's bed for da gnite. and
Come to bed an we gets r cuddle seep.

Sew we wuz cuddled up an goin to seep and we heerd Samanfa jump off
her mommy's bed. Her mommy wuz at w*rk, sew she desided to run aroun
and stuff an DEN go to seep.

MUNFS later, wen wee wuz all cozee an aseep, she started BARKING,
saying "come puts me back in mommy's bed; I wanna seep gnow."

I TOLE Uncl Bill to tell her to shut up an seep wher she wuz; I cood
gnot spare him frum da cuddle an shee wood just have to seep on da
flor.

Butted NO, he gotted up an put her on da bed and TIST her on herown
head too. An it tookd us OWERS too get zakly warm an cuddly enuff to
seep again.

Bad dog, NOTTY Uncl Bill

--
WooToo
  #2  
Old November 17th 11, 07:37 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
MLB[_4_]
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Default Diss is Unaxeptabobble

On 11/17/2011 11:25 AM, Will in New Haven wrote:
Da uther gnite, da doggies tookd Uncl Bill four his wok. An DEN hee is
sposd two:

Giff dem cookies if dey bin gudgud.
Put widdl Samanfa on her mommy's bed for da gnite. and
Come to bed an we gets r cuddle seep.

Sew we wuz cuddled up an goin to seep and we heerd Samanfa jump off
her mommy's bed. Her mommy wuz at w*rk, sew she desided to run aroun
and stuff an DEN go to seep.

MUNFS later, wen wee wuz all cozee an aseep, she started BARKING,
saying "come puts me back in mommy's bed; I wanna seep gnow."

I TOLE Uncl Bill to tell her to shut up an seep wher she wuz; I cood
gnot spare him frum da cuddle an shee wood just have to seep on da
flor.

Butted NO, he gotted up an put her on da bed and TIST her on herown
head too. An it tookd us OWERS too get zakly warm an cuddly enuff to
seep again.

Bad dog, NOTTY Uncl Bill

--
WooToo



Iz finkn dat litl Samanfa neads sum stepz sew shee kan clim up on daa
bed bi hurself. Don bgrug hur a litl kyss cus dere iz plenti mor whar
dat cam frum. TuTu
  #3  
Old November 17th 11, 07:50 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default Diss is Unaxeptabobble

mayhapz she duz needs audit da nappin klazz ta getz sum doggie mannerz, she
needsa know kittyz getz priority inna sleepin depurtmint, OEJ
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
...
Da uther gnite, da doggies tookd Uncl Bill four his wok. An DEN hee is
sposd two:

Giff dem cookies if dey bin gudgud.
Put widdl Samanfa on her mommy's bed for da gnite. and
Come to bed an we gets r cuddle seep.

Sew we wuz cuddled up an goin to seep and we heerd Samanfa jump off
her mommy's bed. Her mommy wuz at w*rk, sew she desided to run aroun
and stuff an DEN go to seep.

MUNFS later, wen wee wuz all cozee an aseep, she started BARKING,
saying "come puts me back in mommy's bed; I wanna seep gnow."

I TOLE Uncl Bill to tell her to shut up an seep wher she wuz; I cood
gnot spare him frum da cuddle an shee wood just have to seep on da
flor.

Butted NO, he gotted up an put her on da bed and TIST her on herown
head too. An it tookd us OWERS too get zakly warm an cuddly enuff to
seep again.

Bad dog, NOTTY Uncl Bill

--
WooToo



  #4  
Old November 17th 11, 07:52 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
rafflescat[_2_]
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Default Diss is Unaxeptabobble

On Nov 17, 6:25*pm, Will in New Haven
wrote:
Da uther gnite, da doggies tookd Uncl Bill four his wok. An DEN hee is
sposd two:

Giff dem cookies if dey bin gudgud.
Put widdl Samanfa on her mommy's bed for da gnite. and
Come to bed an we gets r cuddle seep.

Sew we wuz cuddled up an goin to seep and we heerd Samanfa jump off
her mommy's bed. Her mommy wuz at w*rk, sew she desided to run aroun
and stuff an DEN go to seep.

MUNFS later, wen wee wuz all cozee an aseep, she started BARKING,
saying "come puts me back in mommy's bed; I wanna seep gnow."

I TOLE Uncl Bill to tell her to shut up an seep wher she wuz; I cood
gnot spare him frum da cuddle an shee wood just have to seep on da
flor.

Butted NO, he gotted up an put her on da bed and TIST her on herown
head too. An it tookd us OWERS too get zakly warm an cuddly enuff to
seep again.

Bad dog, NOTTY Uncl Bill

--
WooToo


Dats d*gs fur yu! We haz naybur d*gs n dey dus funny fings wike dat
tu...hoomin lets dem owt cos deyz barkin.....hoomin takes dem bak in
cos deyz still barkin! Me myneself can STILL jumpy up onna
wurktop ..no contest. Catz rule!

Jack
  #5  
Old November 17th 11, 08:01 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default Diss is Unaxeptabobble

trudi smilez at herown jack,
"rafflescat" wrote in message
...
On Nov 17, 6:25 pm, Will in New Haven
wrote:
Da uther gnite, da doggies tookd Uncl Bill four his wok. An DEN hee is
sposd two:

Giff dem cookies if dey bin gudgud.
Put widdl Samanfa on her mommy's bed for da gnite. and
Come to bed an we gets r cuddle seep.

Sew we wuz cuddled up an goin to seep and we heerd Samanfa jump off
her mommy's bed. Her mommy wuz at w*rk, sew she desided to run aroun
and stuff an DEN go to seep.

MUNFS later, wen wee wuz all cozee an aseep, she started BARKING,
saying "come puts me back in mommy's bed; I wanna seep gnow."

I TOLE Uncl Bill to tell her to shut up an seep wher she wuz; I cood
gnot spare him frum da cuddle an shee wood just have to seep on da
flor.

Butted NO, he gotted up an put her on da bed and TIST her on herown
head too. An it tookd us OWERS too get zakly warm an cuddly enuff to
seep again.

Bad dog, NOTTY Uncl Bill

--
WooToo


Dats d*gs fur yu! We haz naybur d*gs n dey dus funny fings wike dat
tu...hoomin lets dem owt cos deyz barkin.....hoomin takes dem bak in
cos deyz still barkin! Me myneself can STILL jumpy up onna
wurktop ..no contest. Catz rule!

Jack


  #6  
Old November 17th 11, 08:43 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Gramby
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Default Diss is Unaxeptabobble

Tell UnkleBill dem haz ste[z out of foam stuff for doggies anna cats to
klimb on. Dat wai u wudent haff to giff up and cuddle sweep. Oh don’t
worrie bou doze tisses from Unkle Bill. Tisses iz like hugs, so da Gramby
sayz, da more u giff awai, da more u haz to giff awai. Piglett knowing this
is so.

"rafflescat" wrote in message
...

On Nov 17, 6:25 pm, Will in New Haven
wrote:
Da uther gnite, da doggies tookd Uncl Bill four his wok. An DEN hee is
sposd two:

Giff dem cookies if dey bin gudgud.
Put widdl Samanfa on her mommy's bed for da gnite. and
Come to bed an we gets r cuddle seep.

Sew we wuz cuddled up an goin to seep and we heerd Samanfa jump off
her mommy's bed. Her mommy wuz at w*rk, sew she desided to run aroun
and stuff an DEN go to seep.

MUNFS later, wen wee wuz all cozee an aseep, she started BARKING,
saying "come puts me back in mommy's bed; I wanna seep gnow."

I TOLE Uncl Bill to tell her to shut up an seep wher she wuz; I cood
gnot spare him frum da cuddle an shee wood just have to seep on da
flor.

Butted NO, he gotted up an put her on da bed and TIST her on herown
head too. An it tookd us OWERS too get zakly warm an cuddly enuff to
seep again.

Bad dog, NOTTY Uncl Bill

--
WooToo


Dats d*gs fur yu! We haz naybur d*gs n dey dus funny fings wike dat
tu...hoomin lets dem owt cos deyz barkin.....hoomin takes dem bak in
cos deyz still barkin! Me myneself can STILL jumpy up onna
wurktop ..no contest. Catz rule!

Jack

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Old November 18th 11, 06:10 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_11_]
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Default Diss is Unaxeptabobble


Da uther gnite, da doggies tookd Uncl Bill four his wok. An DEN hee is
sposd two:

Giff dem cookies if dey bin gudgud.
Put widdl Samanfa on her mommy's bed for da gnite. and
Come to bed an we gets r cuddle seep.

Sew we wuz cuddled up an goin to seep and we heerd Samanfa jump off
her mommy's bed. Her mommy wuz at w*rk, sew she desided to run aroun
and stuff an DEN go to seep.

MUNFS later, wen wee wuz all cozee an aseep, she started BARKING,
saying "come puts me back in mommy's bed; I wanna seep gnow."

I TOLE Uncl Bill to tell her to shut up an seep wher she wuz; I cood
gnot spare him frum da cuddle an shee wood just have to seep on da
flor.

Butted NO, he gotted up an put her on da bed and TIST her on herown
head too. An it tookd us OWERS too get zakly warm an cuddly enuff to
seep again.

Bad dog, NOTTY Uncl Bill

--
WooToo


Dats d*gs fur yu! We haz naybur d*gs n dey dus funny fings wike dat
tu...hoomin lets dem owt cos deyz barkin.....hoomin takes dem bak in
cos deyz still barkin! Me myneself can STILL jumpy up onna
wurktop ..no contest. Catz rule!


Jack


I totuly ugrei wif bof uf yu..CATZ rule!!
Weh dunt gots inny d*gs heer at owr home, n ai unly met une ubaowt fife
yeers ugo n ai dint wike hym n meowmie dint wike hiz gurl hoomin eethur.
Bad dog, bad gurl
end uf story, dat MRRRRRRRRRRRT!!

Mosey--rekalling dat badd stuf

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Old November 18th 11, 06:26 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Chappy
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Default Diss is Unaxeptabobble

Chappy addz Samamfa to da audit lizt of nappin 101.

Anyfing to help kittiez get der reqwisite amount of sleepin.

On 11/17/2011 10:50 AM, Storrmmee wrote:
mayhapz she duz needs audit da nappin klazz ta getz sum doggie mannerz, she
needsa know kittyz getz priority inna sleepin depurtmint, OEJ
"Will in New wrote in message
...
Da uther gnite, da doggies tookd Uncl Bill four his wok. An DEN hee is
sposd two:

Giff dem cookies if dey bin gudgud.
Put widdl Samanfa on her mommy's bed for da gnite. and
Come to bed an we gets r cuddle seep.

Sew we wuz cuddled up an goin to seep and we heerd Samanfa jump off
her mommy's bed. Her mommy wuz at w*rk, sew she desided to run aroun
and stuff an DEN go to seep.

MUNFS later, wen wee wuz all cozee an aseep, she started BARKING,
saying "come puts me back in mommy's bed; I wanna seep gnow."

I TOLE Uncl Bill to tell her to shut up an seep wher she wuz; I cood
gnot spare him frum da cuddle an shee wood just have to seep on da
flor.

Butted NO, he gotted up an put her on da bed and TIST her on herown
head too. An it tookd us OWERS too get zakly warm an cuddly enuff to
seep again.

Bad dog, NOTTY Uncl Bill

--
WooToo



  #9  
Old November 19th 11, 05:32 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
meOwy
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Default Diss is Unaxeptabobble

On Nov 17, 10:25*am, Will in New Haven
wrote:
Da uther gnite, da doggies tookd Uncl Bill four his wok. An DEN hee is
sposd two:

Giff dem cookies if dey bin gudgud.
Put widdl Samanfa on her mommy's bed for da gnite. and
Come to bed an we gets r cuddle seep.

Sew we wuz cuddled up an goin to seep and we heerd Samanfa jump off
her mommy's bed. Her mommy wuz at w*rk, sew she desided to run aroun
and stuff an DEN go to seep.

MUNFS later, wen wee wuz all cozee an aseep, she started BARKING,
saying "come puts me back in mommy's bed; I wanna seep gnow."

I TOLE Uncl Bill to tell her to shut up an seep wher she wuz; I cood
gnot spare him frum da cuddle an shee wood just have to seep on da
flor.

Butted NO, he gotted up an put her on da bed and TIST her on herown
head too. An it tookd us OWERS too get zakly warm an cuddly enuff to
seep again.

Bad dog, NOTTY Uncl Bill

--
WooToo


I fink uh effeks imgestavashun is obberbusswy inna order fur dis
cayse.

Duz usses hab a effiks comittee?
MeOwy, shocked and indignant
 




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