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  #21  
Old November 13th 11, 02:54 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default diz iz juzt wrung

mr tv usta be ableta opin da owlde kowlde box, but when da new one camed he
kuldint get it, now miss piglette can opin da colde box at herown howze, OEJ
"The Two Sisters" wrote in message
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On Sat, 12 Nov 2011 11:58:49 -0600, Storrmmee wrote:

we iz catsiderin wurkin on opinda kowlde box when dey iz asleep, der iz
gud
stuff in der but dey juzt wunt share wif minesef, chester


Cybčle: I can't figger owt how to openz it; I finks it rekwirez thumbz...
On
da ofur paw, I just stand dere and meow pitifully, as if I iz dying ob
hunger. For da gushy fudz, dat only werks once a day...

--
Purrs,

Cybčle & Oriane

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the
cats become its visible soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

11/12/2011 7:05:12 PM



  #22  
Old November 13th 11, 09:55 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Fangu, but ar hoominz iz bak now an ize bizzy keepin dem in line. Ize
haz to jump in da soupkases wile dey empty dem an sniffz da new stuff
dey brot home to make sure it iz ok.

Next tyme dey goez weze gonna haf a big big pardy wen dey ar gone.

Booker

On 11/12/2011 2:39 PM, Mosey =^..^= wrote:
Hey Booker, yu wunt meh tew port ovur n keep yu kompany?
Mabe bof Lizzie n ai cud du dat. n weh wyl bring yu fudz.
yes, et iz tyme fur da bootcamp fur da hoomins.

Mimzy


Must be tyme fur bootkamp.


Ar hoominz bandoned us fur a hole week. Da sokalled kat sitterz arent
da hoominz an no gud.


Booker, velkro kittie


:
furzt da furree giffed soft sum sucheez wiffa fisheez in dem, she gobbled
dem up liksa begal doggie wifowt sharin, den whut duz we see, turkee
byrdee
legz anna iz dey gonna share, NONONO akordinta soft,

hrmph, Chester wif da rezt lukin on



  #23  
Old November 13th 11, 10:32 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_11_]
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Weh duznt git nuffin at awl frum da koldbawx. Nope.
weh r sawry sa soft hz uh headachemonzter ugin.
Duz hur noe wat kazez dem? PUUUUURRS fur hur tu git feeling bedder sune.
owr meomie jest gotted up tu n hur had
badbad dreemz wast nite n ulso diz morningh.
MRRRRRRRRRRRT!!!

Mosey fur hiz famli


.foiled agin, da softeed getted a headachemonzter anna juzt woke up.
chester, .who knowz der iz gud cheeze in der but no yogurtz atm,


Piglett smiles at Chester, wellz, furr a persentage of da take I kud kome
and open dat kild box fur urself. I onlyy wantz cheeze anna yogert da
restz iz u guyz ta sharez. Diz offer, shud u cide to cept itself will
expire in 20 monutes. Dat is kauze gramby iz home frum work and will eat
soonz.



we iz catsiderin wurkin on opinda kowlde box when dey iz asleep, der iz
gud stuff in der but dey juzt wunt share wif minesef, chester


On Fri, 11 Nov 2011 22:15:28 -0600, Storrmmee wrote:

furzt da furree giffed soft sum sucheez wiffa fisheez in dem, she
gobbled
dem up liksa begal doggie wifowt sharin, den whut duz we see, turkee
byrdee
legz anna iz dey gonna share, NONONO akordinta soft,

hrmph, Chester wif da rezt lukin on


Cybčle: Yoo gize eifur needs to wook moor pirifully hungry an wejeckted
or
perfekt yur food-stealing ninja-cat skilz!

--
Purrs,

Cybčle & Oriane

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little,
the
cats become its visible soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

11/12/2011 12:25:26 PM



  #24  
Old November 13th 11, 11:53 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_11_]
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ai feal yuer payne chester..nun uf usses gitz peeple fudz heer. Nope.
Mosey fur hiz famli


i usta get sum but da ted haz dem hypnotized so i duzint getsa people fudz
aneemore, chester


On Fr

furzt da furree giffed soft sum sucheez wiffa fisheez in dem, she gobbled
dem up liksa begal doggie wifowt sharin, den whut duz we see, turkee
byrdee
legz anna iz dey gonna share, NONONO akordinta soft,

hrmph, Chester wif da rezt lukin on


dats just nawt fare!

mai hoomin alwaiz gibs myownself a widdle bit uf whut he iz eeting. ai
jus ask himz, anna he gibs myownself sum... nawt bery much, butted at
leest ai gets a widdle bit.

lorili


  #25  
Old November 13th 11, 11:56 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_11_]
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owr meowmie feedz usses 4 catz every 4 ur fife hourz, n izznt dat wet fud
feeder kinda mezzy tew kleen owt?
Weh gitz gushy fudz wif da kibbles on da top, cuz ai hab tu eet et dat wai,
or ai wyl git da , um diarrea.
ai hab tu hab speshul kibbles.

Mosey -shrugging

da softz brofurz kittee, stinker, haza wet fud feeder whut givez hisef fudz
efur four howrz, OEJ




Yoo no, myown hoomin sez dis abowt myown tummee, too. I fingk dat iz
disrespekful. A kittee's tummee iz a furry seerius fing.

Sundance


Cybčle: I abreez. I needz a continuous supply ob Fancy Feetz - kinda like
da
grabbity-feeder we haz fur da kibble

[Zot girl daydreams of a huge feeder, filled with gushy food...]

--
Purrs,

Cybčle & Oriane

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the
cats become its visible soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

11/12/2011 7:07:22 PM


  #26  
Old November 13th 11, 11:59 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_11_]
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So, dey r bak, huh? wat did dey bringh hoam?

yeUP, letz hab uh pardy nex tyme dey r gone...we wyl beh der.

Mosey...waffing


Fangu, but ar hoominz iz bak now an ize bizzy keepin dem in line. Ize haz
to jump in da soupkases wile dey empty dem an sniffz da new stuff dey brot
home to make sure it iz ok.


Next tyme dey goez weze gonna haf a big big pardy wen dey ar gone.


Booker


On 11/12/2011 2:39 PM, Mosey =^..^= wrote:
Hey Booker, yu wunt meh tew port ovur n keep yu kompany?
Mabe bof Lizzie n ai cud du dat. n weh wyl bring yu fudz.
yes, et iz tyme fur da bootcamp fur da hoomins.

Mimzy


Must be tyme fur bootkamp.


Ar hoominz bandoned us fur a hole week. Da sokalled kat sitterz arent
da hoominz an no gud.


Booker, velkro kittie


:
furzt da furree giffed soft sum sucheez wiffa fisheez in dem, she gobbled
dem up liksa begal doggie wifowt sharin, den whut duz we see, turkee
byrdee
legz anna iz dey gonna share, NONONO akordinta soft,

hrmph, Chester wif da rezt lukin on




  #27  
Old November 15th 11, 06:54 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default diz iz juzt wrung

did dey bring ursef anithin kule? OEJ
"Booker" wrote in message
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Fangu, but ar hoominz iz bak now an ize bizzy keepin dem in line. Ize haz
to jump in da soupkases wile dey empty dem an sniffz da new stuff dey brot
home to make sure it iz ok.

Next tyme dey goez weze gonna haf a big big pardy wen dey ar gone.

Booker

On 11/12/2011 2:39 PM, Mosey =^..^= wrote:
Hey Booker, yu wunt meh tew port ovur n keep yu kompany?
Mabe bof Lizzie n ai cud du dat. n weh wyl bring yu fudz.
yes, et iz tyme fur da bootcamp fur da hoomins.

Mimzy


Must be tyme fur bootkamp.


Ar hoominz bandoned us fur a hole week. Da sokalled kat sitterz arent
da hoominz an no gud.


Booker, velkro kittie


:
furzt da furree giffed soft sum sucheez wiffa fisheez in dem, she
gobbled
dem up liksa begal doggie wifowt sharin, den whut duz we see, turkee
byrdee
legz anna iz dey gonna share, NONONO akordinta soft,

hrmph, Chester wif da rezt lukin on





  #28  
Old November 15th 11, 06:55 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default diz iz juzt wrung

yez she knowz purtee muc what cauzez dem but she iz uzedtuit but she uzulee
kan type aneeway, OEJ
"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
...
Weh duznt git nuffin at awl frum da koldbawx. Nope.
weh r sawry sa soft hz uh headachemonzter ugin.
Duz hur noe wat kazez dem? PUUUUURRS fur hur tu git feeling bedder sune.
owr meomie jest gotted up tu n hur had
badbad dreemz wast nite n ulso diz morningh.
MRRRRRRRRRRRT!!!

Mosey fur hiz famli


.foiled agin, da softeed getted a headachemonzter anna juzt woke up.
chester, .who knowz der iz gud cheeze in der but no yogurtz atm,


Piglett smiles at Chester, wellz, furr a persentage of da take I kud kome
and open dat kild box fur urself. I onlyy wantz cheeze anna yogert da
restz iz u guyz ta sharez. Diz offer, shud u cide to cept itself will
expire in 20 monutes. Dat is kauze gramby iz home frum work and will eat
soonz.



we iz catsiderin wurkin on opinda kowlde box when dey iz asleep, der iz
gud stuff in der but dey juzt wunt share wif minesef, chester


On Fri, 11 Nov 2011 22:15:28 -0600, Storrmmee wrote:

furzt da furree giffed soft sum sucheez wiffa fisheez in dem, she
gobbled
dem up liksa begal doggie wifowt sharin, den whut duz we see, turkee
byrdee
legz anna iz dey gonna share, NONONO akordinta soft,

hrmph, Chester wif da rezt lukin on

Cybčle: Yoo gize eifur needs to wook moor pirifully hungry an wejeckted
or
perfekt yur food-stealing ninja-cat skilz!

--
Purrs,

Cybčle & Oriane

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little,
the
cats become its visible soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

11/12/2011 12:25:26 PM





  #29  
Old November 15th 11, 06:57 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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da ted usata say eatin da peoplez fudz wuza gud idermint az long az it
didunt make uses sick beclawz it mite hep ifin we getted sick, anna ofurcatz
whut wantz it can haffit butted juzt not minesef, chester...

Trudi lookz up furm her pan... datz not zatlee korekt, ursef kan haffa gavee
juzt notsa turkeybyrdee ursef wantz...
"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
...

ai feal yuer payne chester..nun uf usses gitz peeple fudz heer. Nope.
Mosey fur hiz famli


i usta get sum but da ted haz dem hypnotized so i duzint getsa people fudz
aneemore, chester


On Fr

furzt da furree giffed soft sum sucheez wiffa fisheez in dem, she gobbled
dem up liksa begal doggie wifowt sharin, den whut duz we see, turkee
byrdee
legz anna iz dey gonna share, NONONO akordinta soft,

hrmph, Chester wif da rezt lukin on


dats just nawt fare!

mai hoomin alwaiz gibs myownself a widdle bit uf whut he iz eeting. ai
jus ask himz, anna he gibs myownself sum... nawt bery much, butted at
leest ai gets a widdle bit.

lorili




  #30  
Old November 15th 11, 06:59 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default diz iz juzt wrung

itz beree ez ta klean, anna itza gud idermint beclawz da softz brofur mite
hafta goto da horziptal wifowt warnin so himz fillz itsef up so ifin stinker
iz home alone da food will be kufured fura kuple of dayz,

OEJ
"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
...

owr meowmie feedz usses 4 catz every 4 ur fife hourz, n izznt dat wet fud
feeder kinda mezzy tew kleen owt?
Weh gitz gushy fudz wif da kibbles on da top, cuz ai hab tu eet et dat
wai, or ai wyl git da , um diarrea.
ai hab tu hab speshul kibbles.

Mosey -shrugging

da softz brofurz kittee, stinker, haza wet fud feeder whut givez hisef
fudz efur four howrz, OEJ




Yoo no, myown hoomin sez dis abowt myown tummee, too. I fingk dat iz
disrespekful. A kittee's tummee iz a furry seerius fing.

Sundance


Cybčle: I abreez. I needz a continuous supply ob Fancy Feetz - kinda like
da
grabbity-feeder we haz fur da kibble

[Zot girl daydreams of a huge feeder, filled with gushy food...]

--
Purrs,

Cybčle & Oriane

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little,
the
cats become its visible soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

11/12/2011 7:07:22 PM




 




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