EEstur anna bunneez

Hookay, gize. I'ze mustardin' da troops tew patrol fur dat EEstur
Bunny giy. Weusses don lyke da ideer uv sum offer animule kummin'
intew ower houz anna hydin' stuffs. He got past usses fur da last
fyve yeers, but dis tyme, weusses iz goona ketch him! Dis iz da plan:
Orangie, yew watch furum da toppa da kabinets, since yew always hangs
owt dere ennyways. Midnite, iff yew kin stop chewin' up da bazemente
walls furra few minutz, yew kin keep watch inna da bazement winders.
Charlie, yew taykes da big bedrume ware Meowmie anna da lowd guy
sleeps.
Kali, yew kin have da wadderrunning rume, sinze yew lyke tew sleep
dere. Bitsydad*wg, you kin take da libbing rume--but mememfur, ifn
yew see da bunny, DEW NOY EET HIM OR DA CANDY!!!. I, PacoBell, sinze I
am da most lithe anna nymble (snickers heard in background) will
patrol da hole howz. Kats anna d*wg, tew youown pozishuns, pleeze.