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  #1  
Old September 24th 06, 06:15 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default duz you guyz wantsa see!!!

owr howze iz purti kule kuz it haz bigbig winnerz wif one of dem hafin a cat
tre rite inna middle, da ofur big winner haza hooman buffett in furnt ofit
so dat we kan sit onit anna luk owt, alla winnerz inna bedrum haz a nice
legde anna dey opin sidewayz so dey willz nefur fall onuses, butted furri
wented inna owt anna taked soft, dey wuz gone fur a long log time, den da
nezt day we wuz shut inna bedrum fur a longlong time, now we iz usta bein in
der fur awhile atta time butted NOT diz long, anna der wuz lowd noizez anna
furri made lowd wurdz anna dey sownded kinda rud*smak, furri iz nefur rud,
furri iz purrfektstormmee*

aniway when we wuz finialli letted in da rezt of da howze it wuz DIFFURNT!!!
der wuz a new dorr where da owlde one had been wif da kurtan dat OEJ liketa
klimb der iza new door wif NO kurtain anna blindz init anna it iz all opin
anna stuffz anna da skreen lukz like it wurkz anna da heat vint iz all
avalable*dat is mine bub, Tiger* anna it smellz a little funny but i thinkz
i likez it and OEJ sayed she izunt tootoo sad bowt dat curtain kuz soft lukz
so pleazed dat itsef iz gone, I thinkz i likez it alzo,

Chester the ingester, reportin on home impurvimintz


  #2  
Old September 24th 06, 08:22 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
ChildFree23
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Posts: 106
Default duz you guyz wantsa see!!!

OEJ, do you want to press charges against your humans for taking
away the curtain you liked to climb?

Rosco P. Catrane, Age 1
Junior Tabby In Residence
Sheriff of Catmerica

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
owr howze iz purti kule kuz it haz bigbig winnerz wif one of
dem hafin a cat
tre rite inna middle, da ofur big winner haza hooman buffett in
furnt ofit
so dat we kan sit onit anna luk owt, alla winnerz inna bedrum
haz a nice
legde anna dey opin sidewayz so dey willz nefur fall onuses,
butted furri
wented inna owt anna taked soft, dey wuz gone fur a long log
time, den da
nezt day we wuz shut inna bedrum fur a longlong time, now we iz
usta bein in
der fur awhile atta time butted NOT diz long, anna der wuz lowd
noizez anna
furri made lowd wurdz anna dey sownded kinda rud*smak, furri iz
nefur rud,
furri iz purrfektstormmee*

aniway when we wuz finialli letted in da rezt of da howze it
wuz DIFFURNT!!!
der wuz a new dorr where da owlde one had been wif da kurtan
dat OEJ liketa
klimb der iza new door wif NO kurtain anna blindz init anna it
iz all opin
anna stuffz anna da skreen lukz like it wurkz anna da heat vint
iz all
avalable*dat is mine bub, Tiger* anna it smellz a little funny
but i thinkz
i likez it and OEJ sayed she izunt tootoo sad bowt dat curtain
kuz soft lukz
so pleazed dat itsef iz gone, I thinkz i likez it alzo,

Chester the ingester, reportin on home impurvimintz




  #3  
Old September 24th 06, 09:19 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Posts: 12,281
Default duz you guyz wantsa see!!!

*OEJ catsiderz catfully...* No i thinkz da fakt dat der iza skreen dat i
kan sniff da owt anna klimb when dey izunt lukin mite make up fur it, I
willz let yourownsef know ifin dey duzint keep itsef opin enuf, thank
yourownsef fur askin doh, OEJ, makin notez
ChildFree23 wrote in message
nk.net...
OEJ, do you want to press charges against your humans for taking
away the curtain you liked to climb?

Rosco P. Catrane, Age 1
Junior Tabby In Residence
Sheriff of Catmerica

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
owr howze iz purti kule kuz it haz bigbig winnerz wif one of
dem hafin a cat
tre rite inna middle, da ofur big winner haza hooman buffett in
furnt ofit
so dat we kan sit onit anna luk owt, alla winnerz inna bedrum
haz a nice
legde anna dey opin sidewayz so dey willz nefur fall onuses,
butted furri
wented inna owt anna taked soft, dey wuz gone fur a long log
time, den da
nezt day we wuz shut inna bedrum fur a longlong time, now we iz
usta bein in
der fur awhile atta time butted NOT diz long, anna der wuz lowd
noizez anna
furri made lowd wurdz anna dey sownded kinda rud*smak, furri iz
nefur rud,
furri iz purrfektstormmee*

aniway when we wuz finialli letted in da rezt of da howze it
wuz DIFFURNT!!!
der wuz a new dorr where da owlde one had been wif da kurtan
dat OEJ liketa
klimb der iza new door wif NO kurtain anna blindz init anna it
iz all opin
anna stuffz anna da skreen lukz like it wurkz anna da heat vint
iz all
avalable*dat is mine bub, Tiger* anna it smellz a little funny
but i thinkz
i likez it and OEJ sayed she izunt tootoo sad bowt dat curtain
kuz soft lukz
so pleazed dat itsef iz gone, I thinkz i likez it alzo,

Chester the ingester, reportin on home impurvimintz






  #4  
Old September 24th 06, 10:40 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Julie Porter
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Posts: 580
Default duz you guyz wantsa see!!!

I wanta dore like dat!! I reely reely like to stare at da Owt.

Jack


"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
owr howze iz purti kule kuz it haz bigbig winnerz wif one of dem hafin

a cat
tre rite inna middle, da ofur big winner haza hooman buffett in furnt

ofit
so dat we kan sit onit anna luk owt, alla winnerz inna bedrum haz a

nice
legde anna dey opin sidewayz so dey willz nefur fall onuses, butted

furri
wented inna owt anna taked soft, dey wuz gone fur a long log time, den

da
nezt day we wuz shut inna bedrum fur a longlong time, now we iz usta

bein in
der fur awhile atta time butted NOT diz long, anna der wuz lowd noizez

anna
furri made lowd wurdz anna dey sownded kinda rud*smak, furri iz nefur

rud,
furri iz purrfektstormmee*

aniway when we wuz finialli letted in da rezt of da howze it wuz

DIFFURNT!!!
der wuz a new dorr where da owlde one had been wif da kurtan dat OEJ

liketa
klimb der iza new door wif NO kurtain anna blindz init anna it iz all

opin
anna stuffz anna da skreen lukz like it wurkz anna da heat vint iz all
avalable*dat is mine bub, Tiger* anna it smellz a little funny but i

thinkz
i likez it and OEJ sayed she izunt tootoo sad bowt dat curtain kuz

soft lukz
so pleazed dat itsef iz gone, I thinkz i likez it alzo,

Chester the ingester, reportin on home impurvimintz




  #5  
Old September 25th 06, 12:18 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
meeee
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Posts: 1,348
Default duz you guyz wantsa see!!!

Wow chester that is furry furry exxxitin, an sownds furry warm tu. I hop yu
is kristenin it wif lotsa cheek rubbin.
Garfeeld

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
owr howze iz purti kule kuz it haz bigbig winnerz wif one of dem hafin a
cat
tre rite inna middle, da ofur big winner haza hooman buffett in furnt ofit
so dat we kan sit onit anna luk owt, alla winnerz inna bedrum haz a nice
legde anna dey opin sidewayz so dey willz nefur fall onuses, butted furri
wented inna owt anna taked soft, dey wuz gone fur a long log time, den da
nezt day we wuz shut inna bedrum fur a longlong time, now we iz usta bein
in
der fur awhile atta time butted NOT diz long, anna der wuz lowd noizez
anna
furri made lowd wurdz anna dey sownded kinda rud*smak, furri iz nefur rud,
furri iz purrfektstormmee*

aniway when we wuz finialli letted in da rezt of da howze it wuz
DIFFURNT!!!
der wuz a new dorr where da owlde one had been wif da kurtan dat OEJ
liketa
klimb der iza new door wif NO kurtain anna blindz init anna it iz all opin
anna stuffz anna da skreen lukz like it wurkz anna da heat vint iz all
avalable*dat is mine bub, Tiger* anna it smellz a little funny but i
thinkz
i likez it and OEJ sayed she izunt tootoo sad bowt dat curtain kuz soft
lukz
so pleazed dat itsef iz gone, I thinkz i likez it alzo,

Chester the ingester, reportin on home impurvimintz




  #6  
Old September 25th 06, 09:43 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 12,281
Default duz you guyz wantsa see!!!

itz efin bettere now kuz itz handle iz on anna it blindz iz klozed fur da
nite ta keep da cowlde owt, Chester
Julie Porter wrote in message
k.net...
I wanta dore like dat!! I reely reely like to stare at da Owt.

Jack


"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
owr howze iz purti kule kuz it haz bigbig winnerz wif one of dem hafin

a cat
tre rite inna middle, da ofur big winner haza hooman buffett in furnt

ofit
so dat we kan sit onit anna luk owt, alla winnerz inna bedrum haz a

nice
legde anna dey opin sidewayz so dey willz nefur fall onuses, butted

furri
wented inna owt anna taked soft, dey wuz gone fur a long log time, den

da
nezt day we wuz shut inna bedrum fur a longlong time, now we iz usta

bein in
der fur awhile atta time butted NOT diz long, anna der wuz lowd noizez

anna
furri made lowd wurdz anna dey sownded kinda rud*smak, furri iz nefur

rud,
furri iz purrfektstormmee*

aniway when we wuz finialli letted in da rezt of da howze it wuz

DIFFURNT!!!
der wuz a new dorr where da owlde one had been wif da kurtan dat OEJ

liketa
klimb der iza new door wif NO kurtain anna blindz init anna it iz all

opin
anna stuffz anna da skreen lukz like it wurkz anna da heat vint iz all
avalable*dat is mine bub, Tiger* anna it smellz a little funny but i

thinkz
i likez it and OEJ sayed she izunt tootoo sad bowt dat curtain kuz

soft lukz
so pleazed dat itsef iz gone, I thinkz i likez it alzo,

Chester the ingester, reportin on home impurvimintz






  #7  
Old September 25th 06, 09:48 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 12,281
Default duz you guyz wantsa see!!!

softy sayed her kan alrdi see a diffurince inna fud rum bein warmer, i izunt
toucin it muc yet butted i iz sniffinit. Chester
meeee wrote in message
...
Wow chester that is furry furry exxxitin, an sownds furry warm tu. I hop

yu
is kristenin it wif lotsa cheek rubbin.
Garfeeld

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
owr howze iz purti kule kuz it haz bigbig winnerz wif one of dem hafin a
cat
tre rite inna middle, da ofur big winner haza hooman buffett in furnt

ofit
so dat we kan sit onit anna luk owt, alla winnerz inna bedrum haz a nice
legde anna dey opin sidewayz so dey willz nefur fall onuses, butted

furri
wented inna owt anna taked soft, dey wuz gone fur a long log time, den

da
nezt day we wuz shut inna bedrum fur a longlong time, now we iz usta

bein
in
der fur awhile atta time butted NOT diz long, anna der wuz lowd noizez
anna
furri made lowd wurdz anna dey sownded kinda rud*smak, furri iz nefur

rud,
furri iz purrfektstormmee*

aniway when we wuz finialli letted in da rezt of da howze it wuz
DIFFURNT!!!
der wuz a new dorr where da owlde one had been wif da kurtan dat OEJ
liketa
klimb der iza new door wif NO kurtain anna blindz init anna it iz all

opin
anna stuffz anna da skreen lukz like it wurkz anna da heat vint iz all
avalable*dat is mine bub, Tiger* anna it smellz a little funny but i
thinkz
i likez it and OEJ sayed she izunt tootoo sad bowt dat curtain kuz soft
lukz
so pleazed dat itsef iz gone, I thinkz i likez it alzo,

Chester the ingester, reportin on home impurvimintz






  #8  
Old September 26th 06, 07:02 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
meeee
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 1,348
Default duz you guyz wantsa see!!!

Its reeeli fun tu wotch tha burds thru tha skreen tu
Moe
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
softy sayed her kan alrdi see a diffurince inna fud rum bein warmer, i
izunt
toucin it muc yet butted i iz sniffinit. Chester
meeee wrote in message
...
Wow chester that is furry furry exxxitin, an sownds furry warm tu. I hop

yu
is kristenin it wif lotsa cheek rubbin.
Garfeeld

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
owr howze iz purti kule kuz it haz bigbig winnerz wif one of dem hafin
a
cat
tre rite inna middle, da ofur big winner haza hooman buffett in furnt

ofit
so dat we kan sit onit anna luk owt, alla winnerz inna bedrum haz a
nice
legde anna dey opin sidewayz so dey willz nefur fall onuses, butted

furri
wented inna owt anna taked soft, dey wuz gone fur a long log time, den

da
nezt day we wuz shut inna bedrum fur a longlong time, now we iz usta

bein
in
der fur awhile atta time butted NOT diz long, anna der wuz lowd noizez
anna
furri made lowd wurdz anna dey sownded kinda rud*smak, furri iz nefur

rud,
furri iz purrfektstormmee*

aniway when we wuz finialli letted in da rezt of da howze it wuz
DIFFURNT!!!
der wuz a new dorr where da owlde one had been wif da kurtan dat OEJ
liketa
klimb der iza new door wif NO kurtain anna blindz init anna it iz all

opin
anna stuffz anna da skreen lukz like it wurkz anna da heat vint iz all
avalable*dat is mine bub, Tiger* anna it smellz a little funny but i
thinkz
i likez it and OEJ sayed she izunt tootoo sad bowt dat curtain kuz soft
lukz
so pleazed dat itsef iz gone, I thinkz i likez it alzo,

Chester the ingester, reportin on home impurvimintz








  #9  
Old September 26th 06, 11:14 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 12,281
Default duz you guyz wantsa see!!!

diz mornin soft letted minesef sit on herown lap atta bak door anna sniff da
owt, Chester
meeee wrote in message
...
Its reeeli fun tu wotch tha burds thru tha skreen tu
Moe
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
softy sayed her kan alrdi see a diffurince inna fud rum bein warmer, i
izunt
toucin it muc yet butted i iz sniffinit. Chester
meeee wrote in message
...
Wow chester that is furry furry exxxitin, an sownds furry warm tu. I

hop
yu
is kristenin it wif lotsa cheek rubbin.
Garfeeld

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
owr howze iz purti kule kuz it haz bigbig winnerz wif one of dem

hafin
a
cat
tre rite inna middle, da ofur big winner haza hooman buffett in furnt

ofit
so dat we kan sit onit anna luk owt, alla winnerz inna bedrum haz a
nice
legde anna dey opin sidewayz so dey willz nefur fall onuses, butted

furri
wented inna owt anna taked soft, dey wuz gone fur a long log time,

den
da
nezt day we wuz shut inna bedrum fur a longlong time, now we iz usta

bein
in
der fur awhile atta time butted NOT diz long, anna der wuz lowd

noizez
anna
furri made lowd wurdz anna dey sownded kinda rud*smak, furri iz nefur

rud,
furri iz purrfektstormmee*

aniway when we wuz finialli letted in da rezt of da howze it wuz
DIFFURNT!!!
der wuz a new dorr where da owlde one had been wif da kurtan dat OEJ
liketa
klimb der iza new door wif NO kurtain anna blindz init anna it iz all

opin
anna stuffz anna da skreen lukz like it wurkz anna da heat vint iz

all
avalable*dat is mine bub, Tiger* anna it smellz a little funny but i
thinkz
i likez it and OEJ sayed she izunt tootoo sad bowt dat curtain kuz

soft
lukz
so pleazed dat itsef iz gone, I thinkz i likez it alzo,

Chester the ingester, reportin on home impurvimintz










  #10  
Old September 26th 06, 11:49 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 12,281
Default duz you guyz wantsa see!!!

I smelleda wind blowin, itz gettin kuler her now, anna i hearda leafz
rustlin but it wuz juzta wind notted anithin gudta eat, itz durk here anna
mine earz wuz perked up reallirealli big but i didn't efin hear ani fud go
by, butted alzo no D*Gz efur, Chester, owt repurter
meeee wrote in message
...
Did yu smell ennything innerestin?
Moe, coorius bout wot other side of werld owt sownds like

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
diz mornin soft letted minesef sit on herown lap atta bak door anna

sniff
da
owt, Chester
meeee wrote in message
...
Its reeeli fun tu wotch tha burds thru tha skreen tu
Moe
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
softy sayed her kan alrdi see a diffurince inna fud rum bein warmer,

i
izunt
toucin it muc yet butted i iz sniffinit. Chester
meeee wrote in message
...
Wow chester that is furry furry exxxitin, an sownds furry warm tu. I

hop
yu
is kristenin it wif lotsa cheek rubbin.
Garfeeld

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
owr howze iz purti kule kuz it haz bigbig winnerz wif one of dem

hafin
a
cat
tre rite inna middle, da ofur big winner haza hooman buffett in
furnt
ofit
so dat we kan sit onit anna luk owt, alla winnerz inna bedrum haz

a
nice
legde anna dey opin sidewayz so dey willz nefur fall onuses,

butted
furri
wented inna owt anna taked soft, dey wuz gone fur a long log time,

den
da
nezt day we wuz shut inna bedrum fur a longlong time, now we iz

usta
bein
in
der fur awhile atta time butted NOT diz long, anna der wuz lowd

noizez
anna
furri made lowd wurdz anna dey sownded kinda rud*smak, furri iz
nefur
rud,
furri iz purrfektstormmee*

aniway when we wuz finialli letted in da rezt of da howze it wuz
DIFFURNT!!!
der wuz a new dorr where da owlde one had been wif da kurtan dat

OEJ
liketa
klimb der iza new door wif NO kurtain anna blindz init anna it iz
all
opin
anna stuffz anna da skreen lukz like it wurkz anna da heat vint iz

all
avalable*dat is mine bub, Tiger* anna it smellz a little funny but

i
thinkz
i likez it and OEJ sayed she izunt tootoo sad bowt dat curtain kuz

soft
lukz
so pleazed dat itsef iz gone, I thinkz i likez it alzo,

Chester the ingester, reportin on home impurvimintz














 




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