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Old February 4th 11, 09:05 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
rafflescat
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Default Wunce, jist wunce, me wus a killerkitty

Beclaws of aspurrshuns casted by sumcatz whu will remayne nameluss, me
feel it behuffs myneself tu infurm awl myne furrend kittiez of da
followin......
Wunce, me wus a killerkitty. Yus me nose, sum off yu fink mees jist a
wittle bwak boykitty....but...wunce, me killed a 'normus mowsie.
Thare! Mees mitted it! It wus lyke dis............

Meomie had goned tu bed fur da nite n me wus on gard dooty. Me wus on
myne rownds an me heerd it - skwaiping, skwaiping at da skirtin. Me
zeeroed wite in on da skirtin an wayted. Jack felled asweep, Smokey
felled asweep - but me? No, me new myne dooty n me wayted.
Soonsoon, dat normus mowsie gotted bwaive...he sneekt owt offa hole
inna hardwood dat Meomie wus sik of complainin tu Paw abowt. Me wus
waytin dare fur him.....
Me did wat kittiez has dun synce tyme immemoryle...me kilt him!
Meomie gotted up inna mornin n me wus zosted....jist zosted.
Awl wus well untyl Meomie fownded da mowsie hedd......well, untyl hur
barefoot fownded it ennyway - she sqweemed n sqweemed n hoppt abowt
wike a hiland fwing fury! Paw got waked up wiffa sqweemin n dancin n
he started waffin! He waffed n waffed n Meomie gotted madder n
madder...she wus twyn tu wosh hur foot inna sink n she coodnt get hur
weg hi enuff to get it inna sink. Paw started waffin awl offur agen at
dis sad site.
Meomie went inna showur n Paw went inna kichen n made tea. Me wus
feelin a wittle sikk bye dis tyme n me hadta hurk. Me hurked awl offur
da kichen fwoor n Paw stopped waffin ....I purrdooced da west off da
mowsie! Me told yu it wus normus?
Meomie went tu da lektricity shop dat same day, n bott a fing dat
pwugs inna wall n scares mowsies awl da tyme..dares neffur bin anuffur
mowsie since dat tyme...n mees jist a wittle bwak boykitty. But wunce,
jist wunce.................

Harry, reminisin
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Old February 4th 11, 09:11 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
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Default Wunce, jist wunce, me wus a killerkitty

On Feb 4, 3:05*pm, rafflescat
wrote:
Beclaws of aspurrshuns casted by sumcatz whu will remayne nameluss, me
feel it behuffs myneself tu infurm awl myne furrend kittiez of da
followin......
Wunce, me wus a killerkitty. Yus me nose, sum off yu fink mees jist a
wittle bwak boykitty....but...wunce, me killed a 'normus mowsie.
Thare! *Mees mitted it! It wus lyke dis............

Meomie had goned tu bed fur da nite n me wus on gard dooty. Me wus on
myne rownds an me heerd it - skwaiping, skwaiping at da skirtin. Me
zeeroed wite in on da skirtin an wayted. Jack felled asweep, Smokey
felled asweep - but me? No, me new myne dooty n me wayted.
Soonsoon, dat normus mowsie gotted bwaive...he sneekt owt offa hole
inna hardwood dat Meomie wus sik of complainin tu Paw abowt. *Me wus
waytin dare fur him.....
Me did wat kittiez has dun synce tyme immemoryle...me kilt him!
Meomie gotted up inna mornin n me wus zosted....jist zosted.
Awl wus well untyl Meomie fownded da mowsie hedd......well, untyl hur
barefoot fownded it ennyway - she sqweemed n sqweemed n hoppt abowt
wike a hiland fwing fury! Paw got waked up wiffa sqweemin n dancin n
he started waffin! He waffed n waffed n Meomie gotted madder n
madder...she wus twyn tu wosh hur foot inna sink n she coodnt get hur
weg hi enuff to get it inna sink. Paw started waffin awl offur agen at
dis sad site.
Meomie went inna showur n Paw went inna kichen n made tea. Me wus
feelin a wittle sikk bye dis tyme n me hadta hurk. Me hurked awl offur
da kichen fwoor n Paw stopped waffin ....I purrdooced da west off da
mowsie! Me told yu it wus normus?
Meomie went tu da lektricity shop dat same day, n bott a fing dat
pwugs inna wall n scares mowsies awl da tyme..dares neffur bin anuffur
mowsie since dat tyme...n mees jist a wittle bwak boykitty. But wunce,
jist wunce.................

Harry, reminisin


Harry, I yam shoor dat yoo wike it betterer az yoo ar butted yoo cooda
bin a reely GRATE outdoor kitty. You got cattitude.

--
Wascal, da Sekraterie ob da Exterior
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Old February 4th 11, 09:14 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Amelia
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Default Wunce, jist wunce, me wus a killerkitty

On Fri, 04 Feb 2011 12:05:01 -0800, rafflescat wrote:

Beclaws of aspurrshuns casted by sumcatz whu will remayne nameluss, me
feel it behuffs myneself tu infurm awl myne furrend kittiez of da
followin......
Wunce, me wus a killerkitty. Yus me nose, sum off yu fink mees jist a
wittle bwak boykitty....but...wunce, me killed a 'normus mowsie. Thare!
Mees mitted it! It wus lyke dis............


You are indeed a mighty hunter!

Us mighty hunters (and huntresses) need to stick together. Maybe we need
a mighty hunters club. Wait, I seem to recall that my pushy little sisfur
Harri Roadcat started such a club a few years ago, and that OEJ is the
president of the club. Maybe then we just need to push for another
meeting of the club?

Amelia
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Old February 4th 11, 09:16 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Wunce, jist wunce, me wus a killerkitty

On Feb 4, 8:11*pm, Will in New Haven
wrote:
On Feb 4, 3:05*pm, rafflescat
wrote:









Beclaws of aspurrshuns casted by sumcatz whu will remayne nameluss, me
feel it behuffs myneself tu infurm awl myne furrend kittiez of da
followin......
Wunce, me wus a killerkitty. Yus me nose, sum off yu fink mees jist a
wittle bwak boykitty....but...wunce, me killed a 'normus mowsie.
Thare! *Mees mitted it! It wus lyke dis............


Meomie had goned tu bed fur da nite n me wus on gard dooty. Me wus on
myne rownds an me heerd it - skwaiping, skwaiping at da skirtin. Me
zeeroed wite in on da skirtin an wayted. Jack felled asweep, Smokey
felled asweep - but me? No, me new myne dooty n me wayted.
Soonsoon, dat normus mowsie gotted bwaive...he sneekt owt offa hole
inna hardwood dat Meomie wus sik of complainin tu Paw abowt. *Me wus
waytin dare fur him.....
Me did wat kittiez has dun synce tyme immemoryle...me kilt him!
Meomie gotted up inna mornin n me wus zosted....jist zosted.
Awl wus well untyl Meomie fownded da mowsie hedd......well, untyl hur
barefoot fownded it ennyway - she sqweemed n sqweemed n hoppt abowt
wike a hiland fwing fury! Paw got waked up wiffa sqweemin n dancin n
he started waffin! He waffed n waffed n Meomie gotted madder n
madder...she wus twyn tu wosh hur foot inna sink n she coodnt get hur
weg hi enuff to get it inna sink. Paw started waffin awl offur agen at
dis sad site.
Meomie went inna showur n Paw went inna kichen n made tea. Me wus
feelin a wittle sikk bye dis tyme n me hadta hurk. Me hurked awl offur
da kichen fwoor n Paw stopped waffin ....I purrdooced da west off da
mowsie! Me told yu it wus normus?
Meomie went tu da lektricity shop dat same day, n bott a fing dat
pwugs inna wall n scares mowsies awl da tyme..dares neffur bin anuffur
mowsie since dat tyme...n mees jist a wittle bwak boykitty. But wunce,
jist wunce.................


Harry, reminisin


Harry, I yam shoor dat yoo wike it betterer az yoo ar butted yoo cooda
bin a reely GRATE outdoor kitty. You got cattitude.

--
Wascal, da Sekraterie ob da Exterior


Awh fangu Wascal bwush yuse tutu kynd.

Harry wiff cattitude.
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Old February 4th 11, 09:19 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
rafflescat
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Default Wunce, jist wunce, me wus a killerkitty

On Feb 4, 8:14*pm, Amelia wrote:
On Fri, 04 Feb 2011 12:05:01 -0800, rafflescat wrote:
Beclaws of aspurrshuns casted by sumcatz whu will remayne nameluss, me
feel it behuffs myneself tu infurm awl myne furrend kittiez of da
followin......
Wunce, me wus a killerkitty. Yus me nose, sum off yu fink mees jist a
wittle bwak boykitty....but...wunce, me killed a 'normus mowsie. Thare!
Mees mitted it! It wus lyke dis............


You are indeed a mighty hunter!

Us mighty hunters (and huntresses) need to stick together. Maybe we need
a mighty hunters club. Wait, I seem to recall that my pushy little sisfur
Harri Roadcat started such a club a few years ago, and that OEJ is the
president of the club. Maybe then we just need to push for another
meeting of the club?

Amelia


Dat wood be grate! Harri started dis cwub? I wood wike tu be a memfur
of dat! Cood we possiblee fowm a catburglin gwoop tu steel dat
pwuginfingy frum da kichen??

Harry
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Old February 4th 11, 09:27 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
MLB[_2_]
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Default Wunce, jist wunce, me wus a killerkitty

rafflescat wrote:
Beclaws of aspurrshuns casted by sumcatz whu will remayne nameluss, me
feel it behuffs myneself tu infurm awl myne furrend kittiez of da
followin......
Wunce, me wus a killerkitty. Yus me nose, sum off yu fink mees jist a
wittle bwak boykitty....but...wunce, me killed a 'normus mowsie.
Thare! Mees mitted it! It wus lyke dis............

Meomie had goned tu bed fur da nite n me wus on gard dooty. Me wus on
myne rownds an me heerd it - skwaiping, skwaiping at da skirtin. Me
zeeroed wite in on da skirtin an wayted. Jack felled asweep, Smokey
felled asweep - but me? No, me new myne dooty n me wayted.
Soonsoon, dat normus mowsie gotted bwaive...he sneekt owt offa hole
inna hardwood dat Meomie wus sik of complainin tu Paw abowt. Me wus
waytin dare fur him.....
Me did wat kittiez has dun synce tyme immemoryle...me kilt him!
Meomie gotted up inna mornin n me wus zosted....jist zosted.
Awl wus well untyl Meomie fownded da mowsie hedd......well, untyl hur
barefoot fownded it ennyway - she sqweemed n sqweemed n hoppt abowt
wike a hiland fwing fury! Paw got waked up wiffa sqweemin n dancin n
he started waffin! He waffed n waffed n Meomie gotted madder n
madder...she wus twyn tu wosh hur foot inna sink n she coodnt get hur
weg hi enuff to get it inna sink. Paw started waffin awl offur agen at
dis sad site.
Meomie went inna showur n Paw went inna kichen n made tea. Me wus
feelin a wittle sikk bye dis tyme n me hadta hurk. Me hurked awl offur
da kichen fwoor n Paw stopped waffin ....I purrdooced da west off da
mowsie! Me told yu it wus normus?
Meomie went tu da lektricity shop dat same day, n bott a fing dat
pwugs inna wall n scares mowsies awl da tyme..dares neffur bin anuffur
mowsie since dat tyme...n mees jist a wittle bwak boykitty. But wunce,
jist wunce.................

Harry, reminisin




Harry, I ghes yu get da grand priz fur dat repert., Yu ned a statu in
yur honr. Yus brav an wys. TuTu
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Old February 4th 11, 09:34 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default Wunce, jist wunce, me wus a killerkitty

it wuza mowseez fawt, ifin dey iz in mowsees dey shuld pikcsa howze whut
duzint kontain kittez, chester the injester, of efurthin 'ceptin mowsees,
"rafflescat" wrote in message
...
Beclaws of aspurrshuns casted by sumcatz whu will remayne nameluss, me
feel it behuffs myneself tu infurm awl myne furrend kittiez of da
followin......
Wunce, me wus a killerkitty. Yus me nose, sum off yu fink mees jist a
wittle bwak boykitty....but...wunce, me killed a 'normus mowsie.
Thare! Mees mitted it! It wus lyke dis............

Meomie had goned tu bed fur da nite n me wus on gard dooty. Me wus on
myne rownds an me heerd it - skwaiping, skwaiping at da skirtin. Me
zeeroed wite in on da skirtin an wayted. Jack felled asweep, Smokey
felled asweep - but me? No, me new myne dooty n me wayted.
Soonsoon, dat normus mowsie gotted bwaive...he sneekt owt offa hole
inna hardwood dat Meomie wus sik of complainin tu Paw abowt. Me wus
waytin dare fur him.....
Me did wat kittiez has dun synce tyme immemoryle...me kilt him!
Meomie gotted up inna mornin n me wus zosted....jist zosted.
Awl wus well untyl Meomie fownded da mowsie hedd......well, untyl hur
barefoot fownded it ennyway - she sqweemed n sqweemed n hoppt abowt
wike a hiland fwing fury! Paw got waked up wiffa sqweemin n dancin n
he started waffin! He waffed n waffed n Meomie gotted madder n
madder...she wus twyn tu wosh hur foot inna sink n she coodnt get hur
weg hi enuff to get it inna sink. Paw started waffin awl offur agen at
dis sad site.
Meomie went inna showur n Paw went inna kichen n made tea. Me wus
feelin a wittle sikk bye dis tyme n me hadta hurk. Me hurked awl offur
da kichen fwoor n Paw stopped waffin ....I purrdooced da west off da
mowsie! Me told yu it wus normus?
Meomie went tu da lektricity shop dat same day, n bott a fing dat
pwugs inna wall n scares mowsies awl da tyme..dares neffur bin anuffur
mowsie since dat tyme...n mees jist a wittle bwak boykitty. But wunce,
jist wunce.................

Harry, reminisin



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Old February 4th 11, 09:35 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default Wunce, jist wunce, me wus a killerkitty

i vaglee remfurz diz but i iz notted reallee sure, OEJ, strain herown brain
"Amelia" wrote in message
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On Fri, 04 Feb 2011 12:05:01 -0800, rafflescat wrote:

Beclaws of aspurrshuns casted by sumcatz whu will remayne nameluss, me
feel it behuffs myneself tu infurm awl myne furrend kittiez of da
followin......
Wunce, me wus a killerkitty. Yus me nose, sum off yu fink mees jist a
wittle bwak boykitty....but...wunce, me killed a 'normus mowsie. Thare!
Mees mitted it! It wus lyke dis............


You are indeed a mighty hunter!

Us mighty hunters (and huntresses) need to stick together. Maybe we need
a mighty hunters club. Wait, I seem to recall that my pushy little sisfur
Harri Roadcat started such a club a few years ago, and that OEJ is the
president of the club. Maybe then we just need to push for another
meeting of the club?

Amelia



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Old February 4th 11, 09:38 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Wunce, jist wunce, me wus a killerkitty

On Feb 4, 4:05*pm, rafflescat
wrote:
Beclaws of aspurrshuns casted by sumcatz whu will remayne nameluss, me
feel it behuffs myneself tu infurm awl myne furrend kittiez of da
followin......
Wunce, me wus a killerkitty. Yus me nose, sum off yu fink mees jist a
wittle bwak boykitty....but...wunce, me killed a 'normus mowsie.
Thare! *Mees mitted it! It wus lyke dis............

Meomie had goned tu bed fur da nite n me wus on gard dooty. Me wus on
myne rownds an me heerd it - skwaiping, skwaiping at da skirtin. Me
zeeroed wite in on da skirtin an wayted. Jack felled asweep, Smokey
felled asweep - but me? No, me new myne dooty n me wayted.
Soonsoon, dat normus mowsie gotted bwaive...he sneekt owt offa hole
inna hardwood dat Meomie wus sik of complainin tu Paw abowt. *Me wus
waytin dare fur him.....
Me did wat kittiez has dun synce tyme immemoryle...me kilt him!
Meomie gotted up inna mornin n me wus zosted....jist zosted.
Awl wus well untyl Meomie fownded da mowsie hedd......well, untyl hur
barefoot fownded it ennyway - she sqweemed n sqweemed n hoppt abowt
wike a hiland fwing fury! Paw got waked up wiffa sqweemin n dancin n
he started waffin! He waffed n waffed n Meomie gotted madder n
madder...she wus twyn tu wosh hur foot inna sink n she coodnt get hur
weg hi enuff to get it inna sink. Paw started waffin awl offur agen at
dis sad site.
Meomie went inna showur n Paw went inna kichen n made tea. Me wus
feelin a wittle sikk bye dis tyme n me hadta hurk. Me hurked awl offur
da kichen fwoor n Paw stopped waffin ....I purrdooced da west off da
mowsie! Me told yu it wus normus?
Meomie went tu da lektricity shop dat same day, n bott a fing dat
pwugs inna wall n scares mowsies awl da tyme..dares neffur bin anuffur
mowsie since dat tyme...n mees jist a wittle bwak boykitty. But wunce,
jist wunce.................

Harry, reminisin


Yoozefl twoowy gotted a tayst ob yoo purrtentshul fyoochur as a bwakk
gnite kittee.
Butted gnot tew feer. Dey can tayk aweigh yoor mice, butted dey can
NEFFUR tayk aweigh yoor bwayv hart.
MeOwy, amyring da gnite-in-wayding, Sur Harry
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Old February 4th 11, 09:42 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Wunce, jist wunce, me wus a killerkitty

On Fri, 04 Feb 2011 14:35:56 -0600, Storrmmee wrote:

i vaglee remfurz diz but i iz notted reallee sure, OEJ, strain herown
brain


You can find da 'nouncement at http://tinyurl.com/MightyHuntersClub

Harri
 




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