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Old July 6th 04, 03:34 PM
TBird
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So, Sweetie cat is a delicate gentile 8.5 lbs of orange puddy.
Joe Kitty is 18.9 lbs of cloddy galumping orange fluff who high centers
himself walking across our laps.

We keep our bedroom door just slightly ajar now, so the cats can come and go
during the night and we have some semblance of privacy.

This morning, Joe Kitty was in our Jacuzzi tub (AKA Kitty Playpen) looking
totally psychotic. Sweetie was sitting demurely in the tiny space of the
doorway, waiting for us to go downstairs and feed her. Joe Kitty shoots out
of the tub, starts ripping around the room in a blur of oversized fluff,
trying to get under the dresser and failing and then attempting to leap
through the small door space over Sweeties head and into the hall.

He missed.

The front paws cleared Sweetie, but the belly did not, catching her head and
body and pulling her along in a tumbling tumbleweed of orange furry
cloddiness that landed with a thump against the railing to the stairs.

Took me five minutes to stop laughing and relay the story to my Honey....

TBird ---- still giggling


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Old July 6th 04, 03:52 PM
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On Tue, 06 Jul 2004 14:34:30 GMT, "TBird" wrote:

So, Sweetie cat is a delicate gentile 8.5 lbs of orange puddy.
Joe Kitty is 18.9 lbs of cloddy galumping orange fluff who high centers
himself walking across our laps.

We keep our bedroom door just slightly ajar now, so the cats can come and go
during the night and we have some semblance of privacy.

This morning, Joe Kitty was in our Jacuzzi tub (AKA Kitty Playpen) looking
totally psychotic. Sweetie was sitting demurely in the tiny space of the
doorway, waiting for us to go downstairs and feed her. Joe Kitty shoots out
of the tub, starts ripping around the room in a blur of oversized fluff,
trying to get under the dresser and failing and then attempting to leap
through the small door space over Sweeties head and into the hall.

He missed.

The front paws cleared Sweetie, but the belly did not, catching her head and
body and pulling her along in a tumbling tumbleweed of orange furry
cloddiness that landed with a thump against the railing to the stairs.

Took me five minutes to stop laughing and relay the story to my Honey....

TBird ---- still giggling

Food! did somebody say food?
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Old July 6th 04, 03:52 PM
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On Tue, 06 Jul 2004 14:34:30 GMT, "TBird" wrote:

So, Sweetie cat is a delicate gentile 8.5 lbs of orange puddy.
Joe Kitty is 18.9 lbs of cloddy galumping orange fluff who high centers
himself walking across our laps.

We keep our bedroom door just slightly ajar now, so the cats can come and go
during the night and we have some semblance of privacy.

This morning, Joe Kitty was in our Jacuzzi tub (AKA Kitty Playpen) looking
totally psychotic. Sweetie was sitting demurely in the tiny space of the
doorway, waiting for us to go downstairs and feed her. Joe Kitty shoots out
of the tub, starts ripping around the room in a blur of oversized fluff,
trying to get under the dresser and failing and then attempting to leap
through the small door space over Sweeties head and into the hall.

He missed.

The front paws cleared Sweetie, but the belly did not, catching her head and
body and pulling her along in a tumbling tumbleweed of orange furry
cloddiness that landed with a thump against the railing to the stairs.

Took me five minutes to stop laughing and relay the story to my Honey....

TBird ---- still giggling

Food! did somebody say food?
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Old July 6th 04, 04:26 PM
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TBird wrote:
So, Sweetie cat is a delicate gentile 8.5 lbs of orange puddy.
Joe Kitty is 18.9 lbs of cloddy galumping orange fluff who high
centers himself walking across our laps.

We keep our bedroom door just slightly ajar now, so the cats can come
and go during the night and we have some semblance of privacy.

This morning, Joe Kitty was in our Jacuzzi tub (AKA Kitty Playpen)
looking totally psychotic. Sweetie was sitting demurely in the tiny
space of the doorway, waiting for us to go downstairs and feed her.
Joe Kitty shoots out of the tub, starts ripping around the room in a
blur of oversized fluff, trying to get under the dresser and failing
and then attempting to leap through the small door space over
Sweeties head and into the hall.

He missed.

The front paws cleared Sweetie, but the belly did not, catching her
head and body and pulling her along in a tumbling tumbleweed of
orange furry cloddiness that landed with a thump against the railing
to the stairs.

Took me five minutes to stop laughing and relay the story to my
Honey....

TBird ---- still giggling


OMG! I can picture it but wish you had a video camera!

Jill


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Old July 6th 04, 04:26 PM
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TBird wrote:
So, Sweetie cat is a delicate gentile 8.5 lbs of orange puddy.
Joe Kitty is 18.9 lbs of cloddy galumping orange fluff who high
centers himself walking across our laps.

We keep our bedroom door just slightly ajar now, so the cats can come
and go during the night and we have some semblance of privacy.

This morning, Joe Kitty was in our Jacuzzi tub (AKA Kitty Playpen)
looking totally psychotic. Sweetie was sitting demurely in the tiny
space of the doorway, waiting for us to go downstairs and feed her.
Joe Kitty shoots out of the tub, starts ripping around the room in a
blur of oversized fluff, trying to get under the dresser and failing
and then attempting to leap through the small door space over
Sweeties head and into the hall.

He missed.

The front paws cleared Sweetie, but the belly did not, catching her
head and body and pulling her along in a tumbling tumbleweed of
orange furry cloddiness that landed with a thump against the railing
to the stairs.

Took me five minutes to stop laughing and relay the story to my
Honey....

TBird ---- still giggling


OMG! I can picture it but wish you had a video camera!

Jill


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Old July 6th 04, 04:27 PM
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On Tue, 06 Jul 2004 14:34:30 GMT, "TBird" yodeled:

So, Sweetie cat is a delicate gentile 8.5 lbs of orange puddy.
Joe Kitty is 18.9 lbs of cloddy galumping orange fluff who high centers
himself walking across our laps.

We keep our bedroom door just slightly ajar now, so the cats can come and go
during the night and we have some semblance of privacy.

This morning, Joe Kitty was in our Jacuzzi tub (AKA Kitty Playpen) looking
totally psychotic. Sweetie was sitting demurely in the tiny space of the
doorway, waiting for us to go downstairs and feed her. Joe Kitty shoots out
of the tub, starts ripping around the room in a blur of oversized fluff,
trying to get under the dresser and failing and then attempting to leap
through the small door space over Sweeties head and into the hall.

He missed.

The front paws cleared Sweetie, but the belly did not, catching her head and
body and pulling her along in a tumbling tumbleweed of orange furry
cloddiness that landed with a thump against the railing to the stairs.


Well, at least he's graceful. :P



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Old July 6th 04, 04:27 PM
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On Tue, 06 Jul 2004 14:34:30 GMT, "TBird" yodeled:

So, Sweetie cat is a delicate gentile 8.5 lbs of orange puddy.
Joe Kitty is 18.9 lbs of cloddy galumping orange fluff who high centers
himself walking across our laps.

We keep our bedroom door just slightly ajar now, so the cats can come and go
during the night and we have some semblance of privacy.

This morning, Joe Kitty was in our Jacuzzi tub (AKA Kitty Playpen) looking
totally psychotic. Sweetie was sitting demurely in the tiny space of the
doorway, waiting for us to go downstairs and feed her. Joe Kitty shoots out
of the tub, starts ripping around the room in a blur of oversized fluff,
trying to get under the dresser and failing and then attempting to leap
through the small door space over Sweeties head and into the hall.

He missed.

The front paws cleared Sweetie, but the belly did not, catching her head and
body and pulling her along in a tumbling tumbleweed of orange furry
cloddiness that landed with a thump against the railing to the stairs.


Well, at least he's graceful. :P



Theresa
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My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com
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Old July 6th 04, 05:08 PM
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On Tue, 06 July, Theresa wrote:


Well, at least he's graceful. :P


That's what we say when something goes thud, "Kitties are so
graceful."

Regards and Purrs,
O J

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Old July 6th 04, 05:08 PM
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On Tue, 06 July, Theresa wrote:


Well, at least he's graceful. :P


That's what we say when something goes thud, "Kitties are so
graceful."

Regards and Purrs,
O J

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Old July 6th 04, 05:40 PM
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Oh man, that is a belly laugh post! Your descriptions are great. I love it.
High centered! LOL!!!!

"TBird" wrote in message
nk.net...
So, Sweetie cat is a delicate gentile 8.5 lbs of orange puddy.
Joe Kitty is 18.9 lbs of cloddy galumping orange fluff who high centers
himself walking across our laps.

We keep our bedroom door just slightly ajar now, so the cats can come and

go
during the night and we have some semblance of privacy.

This morning, Joe Kitty was in our Jacuzzi tub (AKA Kitty Playpen) looking
totally psychotic. Sweetie was sitting demurely in the tiny space of the
doorway, waiting for us to go downstairs and feed her. Joe Kitty shoots

out
of the tub, starts ripping around the room in a blur of oversized fluff,
trying to get under the dresser and failing and then attempting to leap
through the small door space over Sweeties head and into the hall.

He missed.

The front paws cleared Sweetie, but the belly did not, catching her head

and
body and pulling her along in a tumbling tumbleweed of orange furry
cloddiness that landed with a thump against the railing to the stairs.

Took me five minutes to stop laughing and relay the story to my Honey....

TBird ---- still giggling




 




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